i love brothel life! It is anything but mundane. This is going to be a thread of funny things you have heard or said......... Just now : “Can you see my areolas?!” Everyone please add to this thread and make each other laugh !
Line up bell @ Moonlight Willow love is first in line Hi I'm Willow Next lady hi I'm Willow Lol the whole line up was Willow haha
Sadly, I didn’t hear this in a brothel. I was in a strip club in Washington. “My name’s Venus, and I love penis!” One thing I did hear in a brothel: Bartender: You here for a girlfriend? Confused trucker: Maybe just a beer. Bartender: You are aware what kind of place this is, right? This was the same day I lost my virginity.
A 1st timer getting a line up, when asked to pick a lady asked the House mom, "Can you have them leave & I can tell you who it is?"
I have heard, “You, the sexy babe in the middle with the brown hair. What’s your name again?” Wait...that was me. LOL
SPAM ATTACK FROM THE OLD GOAT AIR FORCE AMY! G-REATEST O-F A-LL T-IME Super Sexy and sensual Sunday greetings. I am on the floor at the Bunnyranch for a special appearance this week. Email me for my specific days and times.
I got there early but couldn't stay but a couple hours...sage was well represented with Ellie, Zoey, Desert and Misty. btw, I'm at Zepher Cove eating a portobello rueben but I'd rather be ...........
The last time I was in that particular brothel... Owner: How long was your session? Girl: (standing with a guy) An hour. Owner: You take him back there and max his fucking credit cards out! One reason I didn’t go back. The other was I got married.
I stuck around coz I was still with the girl I was partying with. I got lucky. I left the place without breaking my ass. The girl I was with apologized to me for what I witnessed.
From my first brothel trip. Me: I do have a question. Her: They’re real. Me: That’s actually not what I was going to ask. Her tits were shot full of silicone, by the way, but I’m the last one to really care about that.
Overheard a staff person at the brothel talking to an alcohol vendor "We're a Brothel with a Bar in it." "No, we don't do a lot of volume in any one thing." "We don't push anything. We just give customers what they want." It was refreshing.