My last visit was July 2023. Randy and I have known one another since 2011. My first party with her was in Dec 2014. This year will be our 10th anniversary of parties. 2024 will be our 7th St Pats Crawl together. I arrived a couple days ahead of the big night. I had contacted Randy earlier that week if she would like me to stop on my way to the BR and get us something to eat. YES PLEASE was her reply!!! After a warm welcome from the staff and a few ladies in the parlor, Randy appeared looking FABULOUS!! Looking back, I wish we had taken a pic together!!! We went to the kitchen to eat and to catch up on what had occurred in our lives over the last eight months . After a long day of travel, I jokingly told her that I needed a massage. We parted and looked forward to Saturdays festivities!! The next morning when she arrived, I asked if we could talk. Soon, we agreed on a shorter party where I would get my massage!! After a exhilarating playtime, I rolled on my stomach for my massage! Many of you know that Randy works out . Let me tell you that she has a gentle touch , but a firm one when she gives a massage. IT WAS AMAZING!!! We parted ways till Saturday evening!! Fast forward to Sat. I arrived and soon I found myself in an amazing and satisfying make out session with Miss Ryder!! She had me lay back and Randy's talents took over!! WOWZA!! The rest will stay between she and I!!! We had planned to go out to eat after our party and before the crawl. We decided to order in and had a excellent meal and flirty conversation sitting on her bed!!! Next, we dressed for the Crawl, walked down to the parlor to meet everyone attending the BR part. There were many games...I won one raffle as well as one game! Board member @gLip5 won two as well !! Randy and I had a caricature done by a lady that is there every year!! Stop two was at the Love Ranch! As we entered , we were welcomed by everyone! We sat and watched the karaoke contest and well as a three legged race . Time soon passed and we walked across the cu de sac to the Sagebrush Ranch! Stop three was at the Sage! WE made it around the parlor greeting everyone as well as ladies and staff. Another karaoke contest and raffles were done. Randy one two of the last 4 raffle drawings!! Yay!! The evening was drawing to a close! We returned to the BR! After a warm kiss and hug , we said our good nite!! I want to thank @Kim GM,Madam Suzette, the staff at all three ranches and of course...the ladies for all their hospitality during my visit!! Ladies and Gentleman, if you are looking for a courtesan who can meet your every need and desires.....look no further than Miss RANDY RYDER!! Thanks again Randy for a fun and memorable trip!! You are truly AMAZING!!
Thank you John for another great review of a truly fascinating and wonderful woman! It’s obvious you had a terrific time.
This review was just as Amazing as Randy is John! After the Amazing Randy Parties, I would have had to Crawl to the Crawl!lol
That would be unacceptable sir… We’ll just get a wheelbarrow and throw you (or rather place you gently) in, and wheel you around for the crawl. It could be a mashup of Weekend at Bernie’s & Professor X.
I agree with you completely about Randy. I had the pleasure of meeting her on March 9th and she is as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside. I had an amazing time with her and can’t wait to see her again.
Thanks TD!! I think you could somehow find the strength to go !! LOL Randy gets more beautiful every visit!!
Thanks @Mikejt !! What you see, is what you get with Miss Randy!! A kind, funny, intelligent, seductive LADY!!!
Awww this whole story sounds so sweet and wonderful, I was beaming from ear to ear by the end of it. I’m so happy you both had such a beautiful time together
Hi John and thanks for another top Randy review and catching up about this years crawl ... a fun tradition indeed.
You're welcome John, but I think a lack of strength could give me an excuse to request a Nurse Randy Party the next day!lol
