REVIEW Alice Little - The Review about the party that wasn't

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  1. Broadhildt
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    Broadhildt Well-Known Member

    Okay, so you're reading this review and there's no sex in it. But keep reading, because "reviews" shouldn't be just about how good the sexual encounter was with a lady--they can also tell you something about the lady's character, and that's really important.

    I had known Alice Little through social media for about a year. I had grown to really appreciate Alice's spunky, happy personality, her joie de vivre, sexual expertise, intelligence, seemingly endless energy, and the terrific reviews that flowed from her clients. Plus she was just damned adorable.

    I eagerly added Alice to my ranches to-do list for my recent trip out. I had already postponed the trip from February to March; in retrospect I probably should have waited until April. The region was experiencing one of the wettest and coldest winters in recent memory. I watched the forecast with an intent stare almost every day prior to my trip. A week out it seemed that the weather was turning a corner for the better - temps in the fifties were forecast. Perfect. Then Old Man Winter (or a vicious La Nina) decided to bitch-slap the region with another snowstorm.

    Things looked passable, however, on Saturday the 4th. I brought sweet treats for the ladies and staff at the ranches where I had parties scheduled. For the first time I passed the threshold of Sagebrush and was met by a kind hostess who agreed to escort me down the hall to the kitchen, where I was going to drop off the food and a thank-you card.

    I hadn't gotten five steps into the ranch when guess who should emerge from the hallway but Alice, happily escorting a satisfied client to the door. I waved at her but didn't want to say anything when she was with someone. I got all the way to the end of the long hallway when suddenly I heard an excited squeal behind me.

    "I KNOW WHO THAT IS! I'M GOING TO JUMP ON HIM!!"

    I turned around, put the food on the floor, and dropped to one knee, a smile of joy lighting up my face as Alice literally ran down the hall and threw herself into my arms. I whirled her around like we were two long-separated friends and we settled into warm hug. That was some kind of welcome, and I will always remember it. Alice and I chatted for awhile in the kitchen and got excited talking about our party to come the next evening. I stole a kiss from Alice as she walked me toward the door. "Oo!" she said, "You have soft lips! This is gonna be great!!"

    I went to bed that night watching the forecast once more. Snow was in the offing in the morning but it was expected to taper off in the afternoon. I woke and exercised in the Peppermill gym; I returned to my room gaping at the people bathing in the heated outdoor pool while clouds of steam rose in the near-freezing temperatures and fresh snow fell on top of them.

    I passed the time eating copious amounts of food in the buffet like any good NV-casino-dwelling tourist should. After getting stupidly full I needed a walk, which took me into the early afternoon. Then the phone rang. I didn't recognize the number, but then I heard Alice's cheery voice introduce herself on the other end. To my dismay she warned me that road conditions had worsened instead of getting better - the weather had decided Reno-Carson needed not a one- but a two-handed bitch-slap. I told Alice I would make a go/no-go decision by four. As you've probably guessed, things did not improve; in fact, a bad crash happened on southbound US-395. I knew that for two reasons. One is that Google Maps showed a streak of red on the traffic map, a long, ugly one that stretched north from Carson almost all the way through the Washoe Valley. The second was a pair of pictures that poor Alice had sent from the middle of it. A picture indeed says a thousand words:

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    OK, winter, you win. I thanked Alice for saving me from a similar fate. She was very kind to call and warn me, plus reinforce the warning with pictures. (She probably knows the draw she has for her clients--they might do stupid stuff to make sure they don't miss an appointment, lol)

    We texted back and forth for a while and we came up with a plan B, but after discussing it with a third lady some time later, I decided it would be best to cancel completely and reschedule for a later date. I visited Alice the next morning (with wind-driven snow still lashing the Washoe Valley) and explained what was up. Alice was very understanding and we agreed to shift my deposit from that day to an unspecified date in the future.

    I left Sage with a tantalizing taste (literally) of Alice that would have to go unfulfilled for the time being. Our brief encounter left me convinced that a real party was going to be a ton of fun, not only in the sack but just connecting and laughing together.

    So, cheers, Alice. Our time will come. Thanks for being understanding. I'm looking forward to having you leap into my arms again...clothed or otherwise. ;-)
     
  2. auron79
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    That's a bummer Broadhildt but totally understandable. I'm really glad you got to spend some social time with Alice and see what bundle of joy and excitement she is. I hope your next visit is clear and sunny as you approach the Sagebrush and fulfill your long awaited party with Miss. Alice.
     
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    She probably knows the draw she has for her clients--they might do stupid stuff to make sure they don't miss an appointment, lol)

    Yes, the stupid stuff doing to see Alice client would be me ☺

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  4. No more snowstorm driving for you mister! Don't make me spank you <3
     
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    Oh yeah, threatening me with a beating will make me stop doing something stupid

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  6. ....good point. Drive through a snowstorm like that again and i WONT spank you :p
     
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  7. Alice is such a sweetheart! The weather has indeed been treacherous lately, and your next visit will have plenty of Alice time :)
     
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    Good read. I like well written reviews. It's kinda like reading a romantic novel. I've heard anticipation can be the best aphrodisiac and get the labido going.
     
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    Yep, it's true. There is something about anticipation that makes the whole month before a ranches trip that much more enjoyable.
     
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    I love Alice, she is such a blast to hang out with. I can see why you were drawn to her. Happy to see you had a great time.
     
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    Man that stinks too bad. I'm glad you got to hang out and I agree it's not just about the sex there is so much to a lady and a party than that (well unless that's all you're asking for). I'll have to make sure I know where to rent a snowmobile or a dog sled next time I visit in the winter just in case lol
     
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    I also like reading the reviews cause they often show something else, knowing what fun Alice gets up to with other people often gives me ideas.
     
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  13. Alice is adorable, indeed! Glad to hear you enjoyed your time with her, Broadhildt :)

     
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  14. Awww. Thanks everyone. This is quickly becoming one of my favorite reviews.
     
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    I guess cause it highlights how much fun you are even without the naughty stuffs?
     
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  16. This review just goes to show that sex is not needed to have fun. It is a plus but we can always have a great time enjoying each others company.
     
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  17. That's exactly why I'm loving it so much. Great time sharing company, but not the sex.
     
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    Exactly hell the sex was great but I think the best part of our last date was the fun we had trying to cook dinner.
     
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    Ha! I just reread @StevenL 's review and I'd forgotten that part. Damn, but that was a fine piece of writing.

    Looks like Fate was pissed off that Steven slipped her grip, so she was looking for a new bitch. Lucky me...

    ;-)

    Next time I'll know better to plan a summer evening hike/picnic with Alice watching the sun go down, the stars come out...

    [Dirty version: watching my hand go down (between her thighs), the stars (in my eyes) come out...lol]

     
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  22. lol your hand is the sun? ;-) You know I'd love a hike.
     
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    What do they call that - a "strained metaphor?" Lol Usually I prefer double entendres.
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  24. Thinking of you- just got your card in the mail, and it made me smile, and think of the time we did get together. Is it August yet? <3
     
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    *Sighs dreamily* I'm imagining we've returned from a date, and I'm just about to put my arms around you and find out what lip gloss tastes like. ;-)

    (Plus find out a whole lot more cool stuff about you, to be sure!!!)
     
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  26. ooh yes- most certainly! I cannot wait <3
     
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    I thought to myself today, "If I could dedicate a song to the ladies I've been with, what would it be?" So many choices... so I'll go with the one that first pops into my head. ;)

    So Alice, here's to you. You're my "Little help!" ;);)



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    How nice of you to write this review for Alice, Broadhidlt. Sometimes anticipation can heighten the experience when it does finally happen :D
     
  30. I am sure Alice will do everything in her power to keep an appointment. And as mystically magical as I think she is, she doesn't control the weather.
     
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    Very true! I even found out there's a word for that in German: "vorfreude" - the joy of anticipation. :) Looking forward to enjoying my time with both Alice and you, Ruby, whenever I can make it happen.
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  32. Or I'm forbidden to use that power for my own benefit

    Vorfreude? I like that word.
     
  33. Broadhildt
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    Some of my favorite photos of Alice the Wonderworker. ;)

    Alice wet in the shower.JPG alice-little-black-bra-panties-13_orig.jpg Alice blue lingerie great smile.JPG

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  34. [smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=be mine!.gif] Aww, thank you hun, I always like know what people liked.
     
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