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Among the many distinctive characteristics of the state of Nevada
is a strong commitment to the rights of cattle. If you happen to be
driving on a Nevada highway and a cow steps into your path,
totalling your vehicle and sending you to the hospital, it will be
you who is liable to the rancher for the cost of his lost livestock.
The open-range law is one of the customs of Nevada that exemplify
the state's independent spirit, just as its fantastical casinos and
drive-through wedding chapels are instances of a quirky dismissal of
the rules and manners that prevail elsewhere in the United States.
Nevada has long been the place where Americans go to do things
they can't do at home. Gambling was legalized in Nevada in 1869,
only five years after the territory became a state. By 1910,
merchants in Reno were catering to a divorce colony of rich
Easterners who had come to live out the six-month residency period
required for a divorce; in the nineteen-thirties, Nevada competed
with the increasingly liberal divorce laws in other states by
reducing the waiting period for getting "Reno-vated" to just six
weeks.
The state's evolution as a family-values-free zone can be
explained, historians say, by its origins as a mining state,
populated largely by single men. Toward the end of the nineteenth
century, there were three men for every woman, and a significant
number of those women were using the gender disparity to their
economic advantage. Nevada, unlike its neighbor Oregon, was not
settled by small farmers agitating for moral reform; instead, it
remained a saloon society, dominated by cowboys and hustlers. Its
inhabitants realized a long time ago that handsome profits could be
made by inviting the rest of America into those saloons.
Many residents of contemporary Nevada, particularly those who
have moved there in recent years from less louche environs, are
embarrassed by their state's historical investment in the nexus of
cash and sin. Dennis Hof, of Carson City, however, aspires to update
the tradition, and to apply modern marketing principles to the
commodity in which he deals, which is sex. "Guys know what they
think sex is worth," says Hof, who is the owner of the Moonlite
Bunnyranch, one of about thirty legal brothels in Nevada. "But they
don't know what it is worth to dress up in women's underwear."
Hof spent fifteen years in the real-estate business, developing
time-share communities in San Diego, before buying the Bunnyranch
nine years ago; he believes that the techniques of his former
business can be profitably applied to the world's oldest profession.
Indeed, he likes to say that prostitution is a kind of time-share
business, since the property in question is being occupied for a
short length of time rather than owned outright. As a real-estate
entrepreneur, Hof used all sorts of ruses to lure potential
customers to his developments. One favorite tactic was to go to an
auto show, ask people to enter a competition to win a Rolls-Royce,
call them a few weeks later to tell them that they were finalists,
then have them come to a real-estate development and sit through a
ninety-minute presentation on time-shares before a winner was
announced.
Such sales techniques, Hof says, are the kind of thing he tries
to teach his employees at the Bunnyranch--women like Air Force Amy,
one of his top earners, who can bring in thirty or forty thousand
dollars a month. Amy has been a legal prostitute in Nevada for ten
years; she has white-blond hair and blue-white teeth and wears a D
cup; she is thirty-five, though parts of her appear to be of more
recent vintage. The genius of prostitutes like Amy, Hof explains, is
to create the perception of value. "The younger prostitutes think
it's all about the sex," Hof says. "Amy realizes it's about giving
the guy a party, doing things that he wouldn't think of doing."
One man, for example, spent four thousand dollars for an
evening's entertainment with Amy that included being required to
whimper and bark like a mastiff, being paper-trained, and being made
to crouch in a kennel. "At the millennium, sex is more about fantasy
and role play than it is about penetration," Hof says. "We push that
at the ranch. Our motto is `Not Just Sex--An Adventure.' We want to
create that adventure." 2
Dennis Hof likes to call himself America's Pimpmaster General.
More precisely, what he likes is to tell people that Larry Flynt
calls him America's Pimpmaster General, Flynt being a friend and
mentor to Hof, and one whose name Hof, who is fifty-four, often
finds it useful to invoke. Hof is a big, burly man--over six feet
tall and two hundred and fifty pounds--with bright-blue eyes, sparse
gray hair, a large grin, and a tanning-bed glow to his skin, which
is startlingly even in color except for a couple of white creases on
his ample neck. He dreams of turning his brothel, which he calls
"the finest sexual establishment in the Western world," into the
heart of a Bunnyranch empire. Inspired by the Hustler and Playboy
brands, he imagines Bunnyclubs and Bunnyboutiques, Bunnyranch porno
movies and porno magazines featuring Bunnyranch girls; and though
none of these ventures are as yet very far off the ground, Hof
exhibits the marketing man's conviction that promotion will
eventually be followed by product.
To that end, Hof has engaged in all kinds of outlandish stunts,
including hiring John Wayne Bobbitt to work as a driver and getting
into a highly publicized spat with Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura,
who was turned into an unwilling celebrity endorser of the ranch
after he made a reference in his autobiography to having visited it
in his youth. "I'm the Colonel Parker of prostitution," Hof told me,
not long after he had also told me that he was the Colonel Sanders
of prostitution and not long before he announced that he was the
Bill Gates of prostitution.
In order to visit the finest sexual establishment in the Western
world, you fly to Reno and then drive to the eastern outskirts of
Carson City (population fifty-two thousand), a dismal area zoned for
commerce and industry. Just outside the city limits, you turn left
onto a street that would easily be missed were it not for a sign
adorned with lights, which reads, "Moonlight Road Commercial
Business. Benny's Auto Painting. Tussey's Gun." You drive past the
Jacob's Ladder Christian Day Care Center and the West Coast Shot
factory, and pull into a driveway marked with a sign that reads,
"Warning: Hot & Nasty Wild Sex 300 Yards Ahead." At the end of
the driveway is an unprepossessing single-story white building,
surrounded by a high chain-link fence and accessible only through a
locked gate.
But for the fortifications, the Bunnyranch looks like the kind of
prefabricated office space that might house a community health
clinic or a Social Security claims office. Inside, it has the
atmosphere of an insalubrious night club. The "parlor"--the room
that patrons enter after being buzzed through the gate--is small and
smoky, with black-painted ceilings, tinted mirrors on the wall, and
the kind of black lighting that makes a white baby-doll T-shirt or a
pair of fluorescent hot pants appear to glow. There's a gas-fuelled
fake-log fireplace, an essential workplace provision when the staff
wears next to nothing while sitting around waiting until the next
customer opens the door, bringing in another gust of cold mountain
air. At the back of the parlor is a bar, an A.T.M., and a men's
room. Radiating from the parlor are two narrow corridors lined with
doorways, each bearing the name--not the real name, of course--of
its current occupant: "Miss Dynamite" or "Miss Tia" or "Miss
Sinsation."
Brothels gained legal recognition in certain Nevada counties in
the early nineteen-seventies, and were tolerated for decades before
that. Until Dennis Hof rode into town, Nevada's most notorious
brothel owner had been Joe Conforte, the owner of the Mustang Ranch,
near Reno, who dominated the prostitution business from the
nineteen-fifties until the early nineties. In the early days,
Conforte would keep the trailer that housed his working girls at the
intersection of three counties, wheeling it from one jurisdiction to
the next whenever the respective local authorities threatened to
turn up the heat on him. Extortion and tax evasion are some of the
pursuits with which Conforte's name is associated, and since the
early nineties he has been living in South America, out of the reach
of the I.R.S., whose agents would still very much like to have a
word with him.
When their owners are not evading taxes, brothels serve as a
useful source of income for some of Nevada's rural counties, which
can charge as much as seventy-two thousand dollars a year for a
brothel license and also collect property taxes from the owners.The
economic contribution of brothels is one of the reasons that support
for them endures. George Flint, a retired minister and a lobbyist
for the industry, offered another defense when I met him for coffee
at the state legislative building in Carson City. "See that
gentleman standing there--the tall one with the big, bulbous nose?"
Flint asked, pointing at a man who turned out to be a representative
from the A.A.R.P. "Where does he go to enjoy the sexual relationship
of a pretty woman? Where does the gentleman who lost half his face
in the Vietnam War go for sexual satisfaction? Where does the
paraplegic go?"
Dennis Hof, however, does not emphasize the public-service aspect
of the industry; instead, he sells prostitution as recreation. Just
as Nevada's gaming industry has undergone a makeover, the corrupt
casinos of old having been replaced by shiny family-entertainment
emporia, Hof believes that the prostitution business is ripe for
reinvention. "Adult entertainment isn't just sexual," he says. "I
want to make the ranch fun for guys who don't even want sex. In
another two years, it will be an adult Disneyland." 3
Hof's primary business innovation at the Bunnyranch has been to
hire porn stars as prostitutes and to promote their presence as a
Triple X Fantasy Camp, modelled on baseball fantasy camps that allow
a bank manager to play on the same field with Cal Ripken, Jr. When a
porn star agrees to work at the ranch for a spell, Hof also tries to
arrange for her to appear on Howard Stern's show or in an adult
magazine such as Spectator, thereby promoting her movies and his
brand simultaneously. He is also attempting to turn his regular
prostitutes into porn stars. The porn actor Ron Jeremy, a close
friend of Hof's, recently directed a video featuring several of
Hof's girls, "Lesbian Ho' Down at the Bunnyranch."
Among the porn stars who can sometimes be found at the ranch are
Holly Landers, whose film credits include "Big Boob Bangeroo #14";
Annie Ander Sinn, billed as the tallest woman in porn (she is
six-two and, not surprisingly, has twice been named Miss Nude Tall
World International); and Bridget Powerz, otherwise known as Bridget
the Midget, who is three-ten and whom Hof described to me as "a very
prominent midget." Hof has developed promotional materials for his
porn stars; each has her own flyer, which gives her vital statistics
and describes her professional accomplishments ("Seen in over 700+
movies"). These flyers are mailed out to potential customers who
call the ranch's toll-free number.
In order to develop his porn-star trade, Hof has loosened the
lockdown rules by which most Nevada brothels operate. In past
decades, brothels required girls to be in residence for three weeks
at a time, to insure that a full-time staff was always available and
that the girls did not abandon the safe-sex practices that the
brothels enforce or make deals with customers on their own time.
(The girls are supposed to split their earnings fifty-fifty with the
house.) Instead of locking his prostitutes down, Hof allows them to
fly in from Los Angeles or New York for a weekend or ten days. He
maintains that his brothel has become the resort of choice for
celebrities, including Gavin Rossdale from the band Bush, and Hof's
close friend Joey Buttafuoco. (Both, however, insist that they have
visited only the ranch's bar.) Just inside the Bunnyranch's main
gate is a patch of concrete signposted "Helipad," but one of Hof's
maintenance workers told me that she had never seen it used, and
that the piece of ground was once the site of a septic tank.
"Porn star" is a somewhat loose appellation, one to which any
girl who has ever appeared in an adult movie can lay claim. Air
Force Amy, for example, boasts on her flyer that she has appeared in
"too many XXX films to count," although she jokes that she can only
count up to three. (Her flyer also makes the claim "Over 1,000,000
Sex Acts Sold.") Amy got her start in prostitution early, she
explained to me one evening at the ranch. "My brother sold me for a
half a pack of cigarettes when I was only ten, and it was on from
there," she said. "I left home at an early age, and I started doing
blow jobs in truck stops just to get around. Then I joined the
military, and that made me realize that I could do anything I wanted
to do." Amy says that she worked on an Air Force base, where her
responsibilities included speaking to groups about anti-terrorism
techniques. She says that her military experience has served her in
her current line of work. "A lot of guys like me because they have
been in the military themselves, and they think that if the military
took me I can't be that bad," she said.
Amy has been working at the Bunnyranch for about a year, and,
because she is among the most effective members of Hof's sales
force, she has earned the right to work out of one of the very best
of the Bunnyranch's three dozen bedrooms. Girls at the Bunnyranch
work twelve-hour shifts, and there are anywhere from twelve to
twenty girls on duty at any given time. Amy's room looks like
something a bed-and-breakfast proprietor might advertise as a cozy
retreat, except for the elaborate black leather bondage tackle that
hangs on the back of the door. Most of the space is taken up by a
double bed piled with a floral-print comforter and lots of throw
pillows. Amy's work clothes--tight Lycra minidresses that she, like
the other girls, buys from a travelling salesman who visits the
ranch every few weeks--hang in a closet. Amy has her own bathroom,
complete with a Jacuzzi tub, but most of the other girls must share
bathrooms. (Bunnyranch prostitutes are instructed to tell customers
who ask to use the Jacuzzi and the domination suites that they are
"undergoing renovation.")
As Amy has become more experienced, she has refined her working
methods. "I used to do a volume business, but I don't do a volume
business anymore," she said. Instead of taking on several different
clients for quick transactions, Amy would rather snare one customer
for a long, elaborate engagement that might cost two or three
thousand dollars. As a sales incentive, she often shows a potential
customer Polaroids of previously satisfied clients, including one of
an elderly man wearing only a dog collar, and a youngish,
good-looking guy lounging in a bubble bath.
"A thousand bucks is a hell of a lot of money," she said. "But
half of what you spend here has nothing to do with sex. It goes to
the house for providing a nice, safe environment. No one here is
going to take your wallet; the police aren't going to come and raid
the place; your name is not going in the paper. I am not calling you
in the morning saying, `I thought you loved me, I think I'm
pregnant.' " Amy smiled sweetly. "And I also tell them that they are
not restricted to cash." The Bunnyranch accepts most major credit
cards, discreetly billing its customers for a cash advance. 4
Like every adult-industry employer, Hof enjoys telling stories of
girls who are putting themselves through college with
prostitution--he says that three girls from Wellesley worked for him
one summer--and, if higher education has not been a primary concern
for most of the women in his brothel, it is true that Lyon County
subjects them to strict regulation. Any girl who has been convicted
of a felony in the past five years, or of a misdemeanor within the
past year, is turned down. Sid Smith, the Lyon County sheriff, told
me, "I could have an individual as a police officer who wouldn't
qualify as a prostitute."
Because Hof cannot advertise effectively for prostitutes, he does
considerable hands-on networking. I recently joined him and Air
Force Amy in Tampa, where they were attending an adult-industry
conference. We went from topless bar to nude club to what are known
in the vernacular as "whack shacks"--small establishments, properly
known as "lingerie shops," where men can pay to enjoy a one-on-one
underwear-modelling session. Hof was scouting for potential
employees--"How many cc's are those?" he asked one whack-shack girl
about her breast implants. Everywhere we went, Hof handed out
Bunnyranch business cards, urging likely recruits to call Madam
Suzette, his business manager.
Suzette is a pretty, tough woman in her mid-forties, and she
functions as Hof's chief operating officer. Although many madams are
former prostitutes, Suzette had no experience in the sex industry
before joining Hof, and she appears to have a squeamish streak.
Suzette was along for the Tampa trip, and she tut-tutted that these
girls were showing things she'd never even shown her ex-husband
during seventeen years of marriage. She said, "The only person who's
seeing my snatch is the gynecologist."
Back in Carson City, most of Hof's employees are female; but
there's a male bartender, male drivers, and two male cooks, who work
in a small kitchen and dining room, just off the parlor. The
prostitutes are provided with three hearty meals a day; I saw a cook
slicing thick tranches of sirloin roast one day for the girls'
supper, which they eat in the late afternoon, in order for their
digestive systems to recover before the evening trade picks up.
There is also a small salad bar. Snacks are available around the
clock, and many Bunnyranch girls resort to them during their quieter
hours; weight gain is a perennial ranch problem.
Madam Suzette's domain is the Bunnyranch office, the hub of the
business operation, which is adjacent to the parlor. When I visited,
the office was messy: notice boards were crammed with scrawled
messages reminding the staff which girls wanted to be awakened when,
and which girls needed the services of a driver to take them into
town to shop. A black bra hung from a peg on the wall.
Any would-be Bunnyranch girl applies to Madam Suzette, who tries
to weed out the street prostitutes and the drug users. New
Bunnyranch girls fly to Reno, paying their own way, as do returning
prostitutes; they are picked up at the airport by one of the ranch's
drivers, who are known as runners. Hof's girls usually arrive in
Carson City on Thursdays and, like all of Nevada's legal
prostitutes, they are sent to a doctor to be tested for gonorrhea,
chlamydia, syphilis, and H.I.V.; thereafter, they are tested for
gonorrhea and chlamydia once a week, and for syphilis and H.I.V.
once a month. Girls talk about expiring--as in "I expire on
Tuesdays"--to refer to the day when they must undergo their weekly
checkup. Every Thursday, a doctor comes to the Bunnyranch and
performs exams on the premises, for which the girls are charged out
of their own pockets. Each new girl at the Bunnyranch is required to
learn the house rules, which are enumerated in a thick black ring
binder. Hof encourages the older employees to train the younger
girls in negotiating, and he tries to impart some of his own sales
wisdom to them, too.
"You have got to learn to box them and close them," he told me
one afternoon. "It is really no different than a time-share sales
team. Some girls are doing things for a hundred dollars that other
girls are doing for a thousand. It is all about being able to create
the value, and get the money out of them, and still have satisfied
customers. It is not like you are trying to overcharge them; you are
trying to upscale them."
Hof expects a certain degree of productivity from his workers: if
a girl makes less than eight hundred dollars a night during the
week, or less than a thousand on a Friday or Saturday, she is
required to pay nineteen dollars for that day's room and board.
Sometimes, Hof says, he finds it necessary to take a girl aside for
a pep talk. "A lot of times, the girls aren't working for the money;
they are working to have fun," he said. "That can be a problem for
us. A girl can achieve her goals without the company achieving its
goals."
It disappoints Hof to see that, for the most part, the girls lack
professional drive. "The potential is there for them to make a
quarter million, but most of them just make as much as they need,"
he told me. They don't save their earnings as assiduously as he
would like, either; though their tendency toward profligacy does
benefit Hof, who pays the girls daily in cash. "If we give the girls
cash, they will spend it," he explained. "And if they spend it, they
will make more. They can make more; it is just creating that desire
to make it." One of Hof's favorite books is "How to Win Friends
& Influence People," and he believes in Dale Carnegie's message
of encouraging rather than browbeating one's employees into
productivity. To motivate the girls, Hof gives gifts--photo frames
or CD cases--to the top producers. 5
One day at the ranch, I sat in on a training session that Tia, a
twenty-two-year-old Hawaiian prostitute whose hair hung down to her
coccyx, was conducting with Joy, a very slender, pretty, somewhat
vacant-looking twenty-two-year-old black woman from Los Angeles, who
had been sent to the ranch by a porn photographer with whom Hof is
friendly. Earlier in the day, Joy had been putting in some time in
the parlor practicing her pole-dancing: grabbing the pole with her
hands and twitching her buttocks with an impressive rapidity, all
the while staring at herself in the mirror with the studiousness of
a Juilliard student.
Joy had been at the brothel for a few days, so she knew how the
lineup worked. When a customer arrives at the outer gate, the woman
stationed at the brothel door presses a button that rings a bell
throughout the Bunnyranch, summoning the girls to the parlor. They
line up and are introduced by name to the customer, who is usually
blinking and daunted at the sight of two dozen women dressed in
G-strings and push-up bras, each smiling invitingly at him. The
customer may choose a girl immediately, or he may dive past the
lineup to the bar, where the girls will approach him one by one and
ask to take him on a "tour," which involves going to a bedroom and
trying to negotiate a price. When brothel-staff members arrive at
the front gate, they push the buzzer twice, so the girls won't line
up unnecessarily.
As they sat on Joy's bed, Tia explained the forbidden practice of
"dirty hustling"--approaching a man at the bar when he is still
speaking to another prostitute, or acting lewdly during the lineup
by exposing a nipple. She said that the girls were forbidden to
discuss their boyfriends or their kids while sitting in the parlor,
in case a customer should overhear. She informed Joy that she was
responsible for buying her own condoms, which she must use with
every sex act. Food was free, but Tia explained that all the girls
had to pay the ranch's maids to do their personal laundry, the
runners for driving them into town, and for any time they spend on
the house tanning-bed, which costs four dollars for twenty minutes.
There were other recommended expenditures, too: Joy needed to buy an
adult movie, and to have it playing at all times on the TV (which
was affixed to her wall, as in a hospital room), and she was advised
to buy some sex toys. They were on sale in a glass cabinet by the
bar: among other novelty items was a ten-dollar "pecker leash," a
small leather contraption that an innocent mind might imagine using
to take a hamster for a walk.
Joy looked shocked when Tia suggested an accountant. "People pay
taxes here?" she asked. Prostitutes are independent contractors, and
each girl sets her own price. Prices at the Bunnyranch might start
at one or two hundred dollars (for manual relief), rise to five
hundred for a half-and-half (half oral, half intercourse), and can
go into four figures for "fantasy parties" involving such
specialties as bondage or parties involving more than one girl. Hof
tells of one customer, known as Food Dude, who comes to the ranch
loaded down with Twinkies and Ring Dings and other confectioneries,
engages the services of a couple of girls, and takes over the guest
trailer for an extended erotic food fight, for which, Hof says, he
pays twenty thousand dollars or more.
Tia advised Joy not to spend more than fifteen or twenty minutes
on a negotiation; if she didn't close the deal, she was to bring the
customer back to the bar. "Never escort a customer to the door.
Escort him to the bar," Tia said. If Joy did come to terms with a
customer, she should conduct a "dick check" to insure that he has no
visible signs of disease. "Make sure you do the dick check before he
pays," Tia said; that way, Joy wouldn't have to give a refund if she
found any intimate ailment.
One night, I sat in the office with Glenda, the night-shift
manager. She is in her sixties, with jet-black hair that she wears
in a tumbling, curly style, and she looked businesslike yet feminine
in black heels, narrow black pants, and a white blouse with a
decorative frill at her ample, jutting bosom. It wasn't a
particularly busy night: there were long lulls between customers.
Most of the customers were sheepish men in their twenties to
forties, usually in groups, their edges somewhat blurred by alcohol
and their conversation-making abilities apparently compromised by
the unusual surroundings. One man asked Annie Ander Sinn if she was
"really that tall." Annie replied, "No, it's an optical illusion."
Another customer was asked to leave after repeatedly grabbing Barely
Legal Mel's barely covered buttocks as she walked past the bar.
There were no female customers that evening, although they do
sometimes come in, either with men or alone. Traditionally, women
have been barred from Nevada's brothels--it was always assumed that
they were looking for their errant husbands--but Hof views couples
as a new market segment he is trying to open up. Glenda does not
approve. "I think it should be like a gentlemen's club," she told
me, sniffily.
At intervals, Megan, a nineteen-year-old maid who was working the
front door, came to the office and announced that one of the girls
was on tour. When a girl went on tour, Glenda would press a button
on a primitive intercom and listen, with half an ear, to the
negotiations taking place in her room. A primary function of miking
the girls' rooms is to prevent them from telling the customer one
price and reporting a lower price to the office. To an untrained
ear, the negotiations were largely inaudible, with only occasional
phrases in male voices--"Well, what do I get for three hundred?" and
"I've never done this before"--emerging through the static.
Every time a girl conducted a successful tour, she returned to
the office with her client so that Glenda could fill out the
paperwork. Each girl has a card, rather like an oversized library
card or a punch-clock card, which is kept in a rack on the wall.
When a girl brings her customer to the office door, Glenda removes
her card from the rack and writes down the amount of money that the
customer has agreed to pay, then takes his cash or credit card. The
girl discreetly tells Glenda how much time she intends to give the
customer--say, twenty minutes for three hundred dollars--and Glenda
writes that down, too. After Glenda has filled out the card, the
girl initials it, and Glenda hands her a clean "party sheet," which
she will place on top of the bedspread in her room, all transactions
being conducted on the bed, not in it. (Changing a full set of
sheets is too time-consuming.)
When the girl leaves the office, Glenda places her filled-out
card face down on a counter and takes one of about a dozen small
kitchen timers that are kept in the office, sets it to go off after
the agreed-upon number of minutes, and places the timer on top of
the card. If the girl is still in her room when the timer rings,
Glenda will pick up the intercom and say, "Time to re-party."
Re-partying means that if the customer wants the session to
continue, a new fee must be negotiated. I asked Glenda what happened
if the customer had not finished in the prearranged time. She formed
a loose fist with her right hand and gestured up and down briskly,
saying, "They finish themselves off." 6
Hof lives in a handsome new house fifteen minutes from the ranch,
nestled in the foothills of the mountains and overlooking a lake.
There are stables for twenty-one horses, although Hof has only nine;
there are garages for his vehicles, which he says include four
Mercedes-Benzes, a BMW, a Jaguar, two four-wheel-drives, four
motorcycles, and two boats. Inside, there are oatmeal-colored
thick-pile carpets, marble bathrooms, and a brushed-steel kitchen.
Hof says that he has spent two million dollars on the place and will
spend another million before it is completed. Above the fireplace in
the living room hangs a gaudy painting of a nineteenth-century New
Orleans bordello.
This year, Hof expects the Bunnyranch to gross seven million
dollars, and last year, he says, it grossed six million. To make
such an amount, the ranch would have needed to bring in an average
of sixteen thousand four hundred dollars a day, and, although I did
not see revenues of that sort during my stay, I was not there when
Food Dude was in the house. Hof encourages his employees to think
strategically about their careers, and he believes that a girl
should come to the ranch for the shortest possible amount of time,
make as much money as she can, and get out to spend time with her
children or on the beach or making porn films or doing whatever else
she pleases. "These girls are my friends, and they are my business
partners," he said. "I want everyone's experience at the Bunnyranch
to better their lives." A number of the prostitutes told me that Hof
was helping them build careers outside the ranch. Amy, for example,
said that he was encouraging her to attend school to become a
Realtor.
Hof likes his girls to think of him as a father figure--albeit a
"Who's your daddy?" kind of father figure, since he disregards the
conventional wisdom that it is ill-advised for brothel owners to mix
business with pleasure. In the few days that I was in Hof's company,
he spent the night--or, in one case, the afternoon--with at least
five different girls, including Barely Legal Mel, a skinny
nineteen-year-old whom Hof fondly refers to as "a pedophile's
dream." In his house, there is a "girlfriend room" near the master
bedroom, to prevent feminine clutter in his own domain. Hof is
divorced, and has two daughters in their thirties, from whom he is
estranged. He is bitter about his marital history. "I ended up
getting a girl pregnant, ended up getting married, ending up having
a second child--all because I wanted to have sex," he said.
I met one of Hof's former girlfriends, a twenty-one-year-old
woman named Krystyn Konrad, who now works at the Bunnyranch. They'd
lived together for a year, and remain on good terms. Hof has
porn-star ambitions for Krystyn, who has bottle-blond hair, an
hourglass figure, and slightly crooked teeth; she has appeared in
Hustler, and he would like her to make movies. "She could do
television," he said. "I could take her on Howard Stern, and she
could become a national name overnight." Hof is clearly still fond
of Krystyn. "If I thought I wouldn't run into the emotional baggage,
I would think about getting back together with her, because I like
the look of her, and I love having sex with her," he told me.
Krystyn has a less sentimental view of things. One day, as she
and Hof and I were driving around in his car, Krystyn explained that
her job often required her to be an actress, and that maintaining a
relationship while working as a prostitute was difficult. "It is
very hard for me to enjoy sex in my personal life," she said.
"It's hard for you to enjoy sex in your personal life?" Hof
asked, puzzled.
"It's kind of a chore," she went on. "I enjoy the hugging and the
intimacy part, but as far as the actual sex, there really hasn't
been that many men I can stay in that intimacy role with. It's kind
of like, `O.K., get off, so that we can go to bed.' "
"I think we have a very good sex life," Hof said, sounding hurt.
"You and I do," Krystyn said quickly. "But that's because I love
you."
There was silence in the car. Then Hof fixed me in the rearview
mirror and said, "She doesn't have any trouble having sex with
me." 7
I am a big part of the sex industry in America," Hof told me one
day.
"I am one of the most high-profile people in America. I am right
there with Hefner and Guccione and Flynt. Who else is there?" We
were in Los Angeles, driving to a casino owned by Larry Flynt. It is
not quite true that Hof has the name recognition of those other
sex-industry players--when, one evening, we met half a dozen of
Hof's friends at Spago, it turned out that his personal assistant
had, for expediency's sake, used the name of Hof's onetime friend Al
Goldstein when making the reservation--but his aspirations are as
large as his appetites. Hof was eager to show Flynt a mockup of a
magazine that he intended to produce, called Bordello Confidential.
It was to feature pictures of Hof's girls, and he hoped that Flynt
could be persuaded to become his partner.
We met Flynt for lunch at the restaurant of his casino. Flynt has
been paralyzed from the waist down since an assassination attempt in
1978, and his wheelchair was rolled up to the head of a long table.
In front of him was a plate of eggs; a linen napkin was tucked under
his chin, and his attentive wife, Liz, sat to his right. Hof greeted
the Flynts effusively, then sat down, ordered some sushi, and
brought out what was to be the first Bordello Confidential cover. It
showed a girl named Mila, Queen of Nasty, in a provocative rear
view.
Flynt eyed the cover. "There could be a good market for this if
it's good quality," he said. "There are over a hundred adult titles
out there, but only four or five that are of any quality." When Hof
suggested that Flynt might want to get involved, Flynt looked
dubious. "We wouldn't be able to do that much for you," he said.
"You could advertise on our Web site."
"Or put it under the Hustler flagship, if it works out right,"
Hof said, undeterred. Not long afterward, Flynt excused himself and
rolled away to join a poker game, and Hof and I took a tour of the
casino. It was a huge, gleaming, lofty palace: the Beverly Hills
Hotel to Hof's Motel 6. "Beautiful, isn't it?" Hof said admiringly.
We walked over to the poker table, where Flynt, surrounded by high
rollers, was gambling serious money. Hof hovered for a while, until
a security guard came over and asked him to step away. "We just had
lunch with Larry," Hof explained. "He's a friend." 8
The Bunnyranch's dining room has nothing comparable to the linen
napkins and sushi chef at Flynt's casino; it is equipped with two
Formica tables, a ripped leather couch, and an exercise bicycle that
seems to serve primarily as a place for the cook to hang his coat.
And yet, in these modest surroundings, Hof makes grandiose plans.
Recently, he was the proud host of Dan Paulson, a theatre and
TV-miniseries producer, and Ernest Thompson, who nineteen years ago
won an Oscar for the screenplay adaptation of his play "On Golden
Pond." In anticipation of their arrival, Hof had told me that his
visitors from Hollywood wanted to make a movie about his ranch,
although Paulson and Thompson turned out to have more modest
ambitions, being interested in developing a cable-television series
about a brothel--a "Sex and the City" kind of thing, only without
the city and with more sex.
Paulson and Thompson were sleeker than the Bunnyranch's usual
clientele: they wore good haircuts instead of baseball caps, and
they both had on expensive-looking sweaters. They hung out for an
evening and chatted with the girls, trying to strike up a home-town
conversation with Joy about Los Angeles. Thompson mentioned that he
was staying in Pacific Palisades; Paulson said he lived in Beverly
Hills. Where did she live? "South-Central," Joy replied.
Hof invited the men from Hollywood to have a seat in his dining
room, which was thick with the smell of gravy. He said, "People
think of prostitution and they think of a ratty mattress and a
candle, but it's not that. This is a business." He explained how
much money the girls are capable of earning. "If a girl needs five
thousand dollars, she can come here and make it in two days," he
said. He told them about Food Dude. He said that when Viagra
appeared, his business went up twenty per cent. "It's like
turbocharging," he said. He told them that he won't tolerate anyone
calling his girls "sluts" or "bitches," although he admitted to
using those terms himself in moments of passion, including one such
moment the previous night. "We tell the customers who come here to
treat it as a singles bar, just one where the odds are real good,"
he said, grinning.
Then Hof led Paulson and Thompson down the hall to Air Force
Amy's room, and she and Barely Legal Mel sat on the bed while
Paulson and Thompson asked about the details of their professional
lives. Someone had put a copy of "Lesbian Ho' Down at the
Bunnyranch" in the VCR, and Amy cast occasional, uninterested
glances at the X-rated images of herself on the screen: the bitten
lip, the closed eyes. The previous evening, Amy had mentioned to me,
as she hobbled in her heels to stand in yet another lineup, that she
wanted to get out of the prostitution business within a year--that
it was taking a toll on her body, that her joints ached liked a
football player's. "I'll be too old for this next year," she said.
"I hope I'll be too rich for this next year." This evening, though,
her bedroom crowded with riveted guests, Amy was the picture of an
enthusiastic professional. She sat on the bed, smoothing her
skin-tight silver dress. "I love men and I love sex and I love
money," she said, and Hof smiled with satisfaction at the sight of
his top girl making another sale. copyright 2001, Rebecca
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