April 2013

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TAMELA LEE

TAMELA LEE

Have u been looking for a unique erotic experience, with a stunningly beautiful fit blonde, would you like to get lost in my eyes, or find ecstasy on soft sheets, fulfilling your every desire and creating some of our own?

Need some 'you' time? Maybe some 'us' time?

If you're looking for the sexual wow factor that's been missing in your life, maybe you're a little shy about your urges and are looking for a mesmerizing time with a girl who can soothe your anxiety and make those dreams a reality.

I have an adaptive personality and I am quite possibly the most open-minded girl you will ever meet. I find excitement in the fantasies of others because I feel you should never be alone in your pursuit of happiness and pleasure and sexual urges should not be governed by the ideas and rules of others, your sexuality is a part of you and those urges should be experienced and expressed from the most simple, such as cuddling in my bed and conversing, to the most elaborate thing you have the ability to imagine, I can be your all around sexual and sensual goddess.

Caress my extremely fit body, watch as I undress for you letting my clothes glide over my perfect breast and fall from my body as we fall into each other's company, no matter how you look at it or what you've been looking for look no further.

I am as classic American beauty as one might hope to find I am beautiful, and confident as versatile as I am sexual, and as wild as you want me.

Come get a taste of what you've been missing. You may just find your dreams are alive and well just waiting to be filled in the astonishingly tranquil land and snow-capped mountains of Nevada.

I made my way here from Chicago , a city I love, although I came from a city of a good size, I am a down home friendly type of person, and can go from city beauty, to country bad girl in no time at all. I will always be myself, while at the same time possessing everything necessary to become the absolute embodiment and personification of your desires.

If you're still reading this then I know you're interested. Don't deny yourself your dreams. Don't deny us the experience of a lifetime. Book today or stop in to meet me and have a drink.

Be amazing, be yourself, be your desires. Make every day count. Make your legacy, hope to see you soon........I'll be waiting.

Best wishes,

Tamela

KITTY LYNN

KITTY LYNN

Allow me to introduce you to a world of pure exotic delights...

I am an enthusiastic young woman who enjoys pleasing and the arts of pleasure. I have a body that will entice you, a mind that will excite you, and an infectious laugh that will make you smile. I have a petite sensual frame, delicious measurements, and the softest honey skin toned to perfection. I am warm, truly genuine, and full of laughter. As frosting to this yummy cake, I am a hopeless romantic.

I am always very ladylike in my mannerism. I am a young fascinating woman with many facets of my talents and interests in life. You will find I am quite articulate and well-read. We will always make a grand entrance as I am the perfect exquisite companion in any setting. I am able to hold a conversation on a wide variety of topics. When we meet you will discover a rare beauty that is paired with a genuine personality.

I am a lover of the outdoors, and take pleasure in quiet hikes. I take pride in my body, and participate in many physical activities such as exotic dancing, pilates, running, swimming, and currently I am looking to get my scuba diving certificate! If you have been looking for something truly special and unforgettable... then I am the dream girl for you.

I wish for you to breath, smile, and relax into the height of passion....and let go like never before.

There are a million ways to share our interest and we should waste no time in discovering them together.

So join me, close your eyes and slip away as I take you to ecstasy...."

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Music Video "Storey County Line"...shot at BunnyRanch!

Porn Star Harry Reems Memorial in Hollywood

Dennis with Alan Colmes of Fox News

BunnyRanch Is Stimulating The Economy As Our Girls Are Stimulating Our Customers!

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Ain't No Sauce Like Hof Sauce!

Stimulus!

As we are fond of saying here at The BunnyRanch, we always give back to the community. In this case, we are giving back to the average taxpayer by doubling government issued IRS refunds! As Dennis says to The Huffington Post, "I'm trying to stimulate the economy a little bit, and these guys need stimulation too." The way we figure is - our ladies make money and spend it in our community, which helps keep our local economy going! Just another reason why we need a BunnyRanch in every city in America!


Give Us Some Face!

Our foray into social media continues with our improved BunnyRanch FaceBook Page which can be accessed here. Pictures of hot girls, reminders of when our U-Stream shows hit the internet airwaves, plus special announcements and surprises. So share the BunnyRanch Love and like us!


Free Is Always Better.

Someone is always trying to make a buck, but this time, don't play their game. Dennis wants everyone to know that any autographs sold on Ebay (or anywhere else) can be had for FREE simply by sending us a self addressed envelope and an official Dennis Hof autograph picture will be on the way! Of course, it's your choice, but why pay for something when its free! Better yet, come visit us in Carson City and the man himself may be hanging around the parlor, always happy to sign his name on paper or boobies!


Streaming On All Speeds!

Four Brothels - Four U-Streams! Makes sense, yes? Every Friday and Saturday Night, we will be streaming live one hour shows from your favorite Nevada brothels back to back. A great way to meet new girls, hear about special events and see what makes each house unique!

Here is the schedule again and happy viewing!

Friday Night
LoveRanch North (9pm EST/6pm PST)
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/loveranchnorth

Alien Cathouse (10pmEST/7pm PST)
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/aliencathouse

Saturday Night
BunnyRanch (9pm EST/6pm PST)
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/dennis-hof

LoveRanch South (10pmEST/7pm PST)
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/loveranchsouth

Creeping Along.

On the lighter side of all things, we noticed this article in The Wall Street Journal, asking if you would wear the Brothel Creeper? Seems like the new hot shoe on this year's catwalk is the brothel creeper! Yeah! Don't know what a brothel creeper is? From Wiki: They found their beginnings in the years following World War II as soldiers based in the deserts in North Africa wore suede boots with hard-wearing crepe rubber soles because of the climate and environment. Having left the army, many of these ex-soldiers found their way to the nightspots of London wearing the same crepe-soled shoes and these became known as "brothel creepers".

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Seven Grey

Kalia Dior

Bella Rose

Alyshiah Mia

Baby Doll





A MADAM'S MOMENT

'It's all about the pearls...'

SPRING HAS SPRUNG!!!




Flowers are blooming. The Bunnys are hopping.

Please stop by and make some new friends. It's a happy time at the BunnyRanch and soon we will start having our BBQs and pool parties.

We celebrate all the bunnys birthdays on Friday nites with champagne and cake. You are welcome to join us. Every Friday night we also have karaoke and every Thursdyas and Saturdays, we have a DJ.

Come join us!!!

MADAM DIANNE'S NOTEBOOK
Loveranch North

HAPPY APRIL EVERYONE!


KITTY LYNN --- LOVER OF THE MONTH



FEATURED LOVERS---

Jade Capri Sophia Sun Kimberly Love
Ally James Betty Page Cherry Bang

What a great month! But we're not going to stop there.

The Lovers are all looking forward to the beautiful spring weather. Just perfect for some outdate trips.

We will be doing our BBQ's on the weekends, and we have been rocking the house with our Karaoke Saturdays nights. Come and join us and have lots of Fun !!

Tahoe is just breathtaking this time of year. Take a moonlit ride around the lake, or why not take some time to visit Virginia City?
Virginia City is an experience going back 150 years. Let your adventure begin with a step back in time. It's a lot of fun and the perfect place to have an unforgettable night.

So many spring events up-coming. We hope to see you real soon!

Sincerely,

Madam Dianne

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APRIL NEWS


Hollywood - LRS Lover of the Month!



With the end of March Madness everyone here at Dennis Hof's World Famous Love ranch needs to lie down for a little while... But we don't want to lie down and relax... That's where you come in. We need constant entertainment out here in Crystal Nevada. We're only 55 little old minutes from the las Vegas strip, we're spitting distance from Pahrump... And all we want and crave is attention from a few good men.

Okay, maybe we meant a lot of good men... So guys, call us, find us online, get to us on Facebook and even watch us on our weekly Ustream broadcast... Because our girls are very good at being very bad.

Talking of bad girls, last month one of our Lovers was naughtier than all the others... And for that our very own Hollywood deserves lots of praise for being our Lover of the Month. She has to be doing something right because she always seems to get results...... We here at the Love Ranch Vegas love a good party, and this week is no exception, so on April 20th, we are throwing a Spring Fling Dance and Music weekend.

Military Appreciation Day May 18th. Every year, all year our Lovers see men standing stiffly at attention... So we thought it would be nice if we saluted our brave boys and girls in uniform. You fight so we can live ...and love... in a Free USA.

We can't say goodbye before mentioning another party... Dennis Hof, the man who has made more happy men and wealthy women than any other in America... celebrates his birthday on October 5th, so we think its time to throw him a traditional Luau. Nothing says happy birthday like cake and young lovers in grass skirts... And we have all three... So come out and have fun.



FEATURED LOVERANCH SOUTH LOVERS---

Hollywood GI Jen
Riley Sapphire Dylan Star

ALIEN CATHOUSE

Madam Sonja

ALIEN CATHOUSE

April Specials

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's Party!" Who are we to argue with Mother Nature? There will be plenty of April Fooling around at The Alien Cathouse! In fact, the only time we'll even be a little restrained is when our Guest Artist - Rope Master, Mr. Leto - will be here April 10-17 for both public and private Rope Bondage exhibitions, workshops, & photo-ops. This is a "can't miss" opportunity. Even if you're not a BDSM enthusiast this event will be visually beautiful, provocative and simply something you don't get to see every day.

On April 13 we will have our ribbon cutting ceremony complete with special exhibitions, music, BBQ, cold drinks and hot babes. Finally (April 26-28) we Aliens want to do our part in saving the world by helping you celebrate Arbor Day. This will be a BYOW (bring your own wood) event.

Please ask us about our All-Inclusive Sex Vacation Packages, Brothel Take-Over events, Sexy Date Nights, & Munches. Our specialty rooms are available for you to play with the girl(s) of your choice or to use on your own. To see pictures of The Atlantis Adventure, The Alien Abduction & Probing Room, & The Full Moon Spa go to www.AlienCathouse.net

Featured Cosmic Kittens� Lady Aries, Maggie Mead, Ally Sparks, Sweet Staci V, Rubi Valentine, and Sonja the "Madam on the Menu"

Staci VLady Aries
Madam SonjaRubi Valentine
Ally SparksMaggie Mead


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UNIVERSITY OF NEVADA, RENO
APRIL 25 - 27, 2013

RENO JAZZ FESTIVAL

Marking its 50th year in 2012 and lauded by the San Francisco Chronicle as "showcasing music's future," the Reno Jazz Festival at the University of Nevada, Reno has become one of the world's largest and most enduring celebrations of jazz, with three days of concerts, competitions and clinics each spring. Hosting concerts by world-renowned jazz superstars, the festival also acts as an educational venue for some of the country's most talented middle school, high school and college-age musicians, as thousands of students compete at the festival with their school bands, vocal groups and ensembles from around the Western states.

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VIRGINIA CITY GRAND PRIX
APRIL 27 - 28, 2013

The world famous outlaw motorcycle race starts in the historic mining town of Virginia City, then winds it's way through the surrounding rocky hills in 4.5 hours of rugged racing with speeds of up to 90mph.

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GENOA
MAY 2 - 5, 2013

GENOA COWBOY FESTIVAL

Enjoy talented cowboy poets, gifted musicians and craftsmen, horsemen, cooks and folks who love and appreciate the western lifestyle.

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PIONEER CENTER
MAY 3 - MAY 5, 2013

BROADWAY COMES TO RENO - ELVIS LIVES

ELVIS LIVES is an unforgettable multi-media and live musical journey across Elvis' life. His iconic style, embraced by many of today's artists, continues to intrigue audiences of all generations. Featuring finalists from Elvis Presley Enterprises' worldwide Ultimate Elvis Tribute Artist Contest, as well as a tribute to Ann-Margret, audiences "Can't Help Falling In Love"� with this phenomenal theatrical concert experience.

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GRAND SIERRA RESORT & CASINO
MAY 4 - 5, 2013

CINCO DE MAYO FESTIVAL 2013

Northern Nevada's largest Latino heritage celebration hosts two full days of live entertainment for all ages. Two stages hold popular Latin bands, musicians, dance performers and Ms. Cinco de Mayo talent show. Mexican dancing horses perform, plus roller derby and amateur boxing bouts both days. Children enjoy a large playground, padded wrestling rings, free face painting, games and prizes. Over one hundred vendors offer specialty items, clothes, art, crafts, community information, Mexican food and other cuisine in the Grand Sierra Resort southeast parking lot. All attractions included with ($5) admission. Free for children under 12 and seniors.

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VIRGINIA CITY
MAY 11 - 12, 2013

FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN - ICS CHILI COOK OFF & BELTANE FESTIVAL

Celebrating its 30th year in Virginia City, the chili cook-off will once again pit some of the tastiest recipes you've ever tried against each other. Returning for a second year is the Beltane Fire Festival, featuring Celtic booths, displays, and entertainment, as well as nightly fire demonstrations and shows! So�.the "Fire On The Mountain" theme obviously plays into the chili and salsa cook off too. This is a fun filled weekend for the whole family with live entertainment, pi�ata busting for the kids, craft booths, and plenty of fiery food!

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WINGFIELD PARK
MAY 11 - 12, 2013

RENO RIVER FESTIVAL

The Reno River Festival kicks off the exciting special events season!

Celebrating its big 10th anniversary, the Reno River Festival is a premier outdoor adventure showcase taking place in the heart of downtown Reno at the Truckee River Whitewater Park at Wingfield. The Reno River Festival draws top athletics from the pro kayaking tour and features two days of wet and wild fun, on both land and water.

The event focuses on outdoor sports and adventure, but will also have live entertainment, delectable food and dozens of vendors.

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JOHN ASCUAGA'S NUGGET CASINO RESORT
MAY 24 - 26, 2013

NUGGET COUNTRY CROSSROADS

With a long history as a well-known country music venue, John Ascuaga's Nugget presents "Country Crossroads," a three-day celebration of music and more music on Memorial Day weekend. The event features well-known country acts, country music DJs, free line dancing lessons, country karaoke contests and more.

PERFORMANCES:
May 24 - Gloriana
May 25 - Jerrod Niemann
May 26 - Dwight Yoakam

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CARSON CITY
MAY 25, 2013
6:30 PM

CARSON CITY GHOST WALKING TOUR

Carson City's rich and intriguing history is explored and theatrically relived in our seasonal Ghost Walking Tours led by Madame Curry. The Carson City Ghost Walk is a delightfully spooky and enjoyable way to experience Carson City's Victorian Era and diverse past. Hear about lingering spirits of the past, haunted and paranormal stories. This is a spirit lead, guided walking tour of the downtown district's historic homes. This is a 90-minute guided walking tour leaves rain or shine. Please arrive at least 10 minutes before the walk begins.

Location:
Tours depart from 3rd & Carson Street next to the St. Charles Hotel (Firkin & Fox Pub)

Times:
All tours leave @ 6:30 PM unless otherwise noted.

Some of the outside stops along the tour include:
- The Bliss Mansion � Built by Duane Bliss is a three story, 8,500 sq ft. mansion that was completed in 1879, built by millionaire Duane L. Bliss, to become his dream home. This 15 room Victorian was built in the Italianate style, and was the biggest and most elaborate home in Nevada at the time.

- The Brewery Arts Center - Built in 1874 by the Carson Brewing Company, which produced Tahoe Beer. The building has been transformed into an arts center.

- Ferris Mansion - Home of George Ferris, Jr., inventor of the Ferris Wheel for the Chicago World Columbian Exposition in 1893.

- Rinckel Mansion - Built by the fortune of Mathias Rinckel, a forward-looking meat magnate who struck it rich supplying Gold Rushers and Lake Tahoe lumbermen.

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SANDS REGENCY
MAY 31 - JUNE 2, 2013

SANDS EUROFEST 2013

The 15th annual celebration is all about great European cuisine, including grilled bratwurst, chorizo Basque sandwiches and Swedish meatballs with spaetzle. And, of course, a huge selection of beers! Los Angeles' Celtic rock 'n' rollers, The Young Dubliners, will perform.

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DOWNTOWN SPARKS, JOHN ASCUAGA'S NUGGET WEST EVENTS PLAZA
JUNE 7 - JUNE 9, 2013

STREET VIBRATIONS SPRING RALLY

After a long winter, it's time to liberate your Harley from hibernation and enjoy a weekend of motorcycle fun and cruising down the highway! The 7th annual event will feature live entertainment, bike games, competition ride-in shows, poker run, more than 80 vendor booths, participant parties for registrants. The event is open to all bike models.

Headlining during the Spring Rally will be 1980's singer/songwriter Alan Parsons! Catch the performance at John Ascauga's Nugget Celebrity Showroom on June 8. Tickets are just $39 - call 800-648-1177.

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GRAND SIERRA RESORT & CASINO
JUNE 14 - 16, 2013

RENO ROCKABILLY RIOT

Come rock out "Rockabilly Style" at the 3rd Annual Reno Rockabilly Riot! There will be Traditional & Home Built Cars which come from all over the United States for this event. There will be live music, a Pin-Up Contest, Pin Striping, Car Chop Off, along with trophies & prizes for Drag Racing, Burn-out Contests, Fastest Mechanic in the West competition, our infamous Dine N' Dash Contest, Toilet Seat Racing, Valve Cover Racing, along with bowling, dancing, great food, beer, and much more!! Tickets for the event can be purchased through Grand Sierra Resort & Casino.

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RENO-SPARKS LIVESTOCK EVENTS CENTER
JUNE 20 - 29, 2013

RENO RODEO

It's the "Wildest, Richest Rodeo in the West!" with ten nights of the best rodeo competition in the country. Enjoy all of the fan favorites including; two world-class team roping events, professional bull riding, team roping, steer wrestling, barrel racing and bronc riding. The exciting western action features an authentic cattle drive, parade, Double R Marketplace for western shopping, food, carnival and Mutton Bustin'.

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ELDORADO HOTEL CASINO
JUNE 21 - 22, 2013

THE GREAT ELDORADO BBQ, BREWS AND BLUES FESTIVAL

The unofficial kick off to summer, the 18th Annual Great Eldorado BBQ, Brews and Blues festival is set for Friday June 21 and Saturday June 22. The event is equal parts barbeque block party, micro-brew tasting event and music festival with two stages featuring non-stop rock and blues.

Nothing says summer like barbecue and the Eldorado has the perfect compliment to the festival's variety of microbrews�grilled chicken, ribs, sausage and more fresh from the outdoor charbroil grill. Food booths will line Virginia Street serving everything from American favorites to tacos and Korean barbecue.

There's no better way to celebrate summer than with the 18th Annual Great Eldorado BBQ, Brews and Blues Festival, set for Friday, June 21 from noon to 8 pm (beer tasting from 2 to 7 pm) and Saturday, June 22 from 11 am to 8 pm (beer tasting from noon to 6 pm).

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