August 2012
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CARESSA KISSES
My name is Caressa Kisses and I'm delighted to make your acquaintance...
I'd first like to thank you for taking time to get to know a little about me before our encounter. I was born and raised in Dallas, Texas. I ooze southern charm (without a drawl). You'll enjoy my presence and the company that I provide. I am a young woman of many talents and many interests, providing Top level GFE Erotic Companionship & Porn Star Experiences.I have spent my life both in the United States and Asia. I am well-traveled and well-read, I can hold many conversations in a wide variety of topics.
I'm a young lady who is a combination of exquisite angelic beauty, genuinely sweet personality, bright mind and a playful disposition.
I'm sure you will be surprised at my nice, easy-going demeanor and my very soft voice. I view every encounter as a potential friendship and strive to make the time we spend together as memorable as possible.
I conduct myself in a very classy and elegant manner with a naughty twist. I will not only capture your mind with my down to earth sense of humor, but I will also sweep you off your feet with my sexy feminine ways!
I have a tight, tan, toned, petite hard body that men and women both find irresistible. I practice yoga daily to uphold my athletic frame. I'm 5'4,110 lbs with measurements of 32C 22 32. I have long, dirty blond hair, hazel green eyes, big pouty lips with silky satin skin.
Though I'm often referred to as a full package, my flirty, fun outgoing sensuous nature and big smile is what I'm best known for.
They say I have a soft passionate touch that sends chills through a gentleman's body and leaves them breathless.I enjoy ambient music, mutual sensual touch and masturbation to inflame both our libidos. I prefer extended stay or overnights to fully heighten our sexual encounter, but I am in no way opposed to a quickie. Sometimes they can be just has intoxicating.
Whether you are looking for a sexy companion, a wonderful date, a few days on the town, or an amazing week of fun together, I hope you will consider me. I feel comfortable in any social environment, whether we're kicking back for a sports event or heading off to a fancy restaurant.
Here is my promise to you: I promise there is no rush in our time together; I promise that if you like my pictures, you'll LOVE me in person; I promise to charm and captivate you with my delectable figure, classic beauty and stunning face. I will take your breath away with my fit, toned body and my seductive beautiful smile.
Some courtesans talk about the GFE, The Girl Friend Experience. The fact is I really love to please and to be pleased.
Your complete satisfaction is my pleasure and passion. I provide the ultimate unrushed, unparalleled quality GFE!
Feel the thrill of sharing an intimate adventure with me, and maybe you will find yourself falling in love.
I look forward to hearing from you and to spending an enchanting experience with you!
CARESSA'S PHILOSOPHY:
"Don't count the days...make the days count ..."
APPEARANCES:
HBO ( Caressa Kisses, a cute woman with long blonde hair and an impressively attractive figure)
Howard Stern (If She Was any Taller She Would Be a Super Model!)
Jenny Jones "Winner of Brains and Beauty contest"
Ricky Lake
Maury Povich
It's Your Call with Ron Doyle
Naked New York
ESPN Television "chimericals for the spice house" Reno's Adult Cabaret
Multiple Radio Shows, Including my own Radio show as the "Hottie Handicapper" on the XXtra Point ESPN Radio
Esquire Magazine
MTV - VHI Going Down at The Bunny Ranch
JADE CAPRI
LOVER OF THE YEAR 2011
Are you ready for more than just a typical encounter? One that will elevate your senses to a whole new level?
When was the last time that you had an unforgettable experience?
You need Jade Capri, and here I am.
My sultry beauty, genuine character and positive outlook in life enables me to adapt to diverse social situations whilst maintaining the highest level of discretion, making me the perfect companion for any and all occasions.
I am a brand new lady at The Love Ranch North: a tall, radiant 5'8" blonde, head turning bombshell beauty, with a "to die for" authentic and exotic Brazilian body.
My measurements are a mouth watering 36D-27-36. I am told I have a lovely personality, beautiful sparkling blue eyes, great legs, dazzling chest and of course, a fantastic butt!
Originally from Brazil, I am very outgoing. I enjoy making new friends and having fun.
I am also very well educated. I enjoy a stimulating conversation and I would be happy to be your companion for social events, dinner, a sensual time alone together, or accompanied by another lady.
My hobbies include working out, going to the theater, dining out, traveling, and more. I would love to visit all places possible in my lifetime.
Our special time together, whether public or private, will be playful and sensual.
I am a naughty girl, given the opportunity. I give a great massage, and I would love pampering you. Fulfilling any and all of your fantasies would be my absolute pleasure.
Let me plan, or be part of your plans, to have an exceptional bachelor party, anniversary party, going away party, birthday party, or anything else that you can possible fantasize.
I love out dates, overnight dates, and I will personally pick you up in a limo from the airport to travel to our destination.
So PM me and arrange your own taste of heaven. Take a walk on the wild side and let me have the honor of fulfilling your most passionate "caliente" desires!
Specialties: virgins, newbies, GFE, couples, two girls, fetishes, overnights, out dates, bachelor parties (I offer multiple hour discounts for all of these parties.)
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Tamela Lee |
Cami Parker |
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Natalia Qing |
Carrie Carson |
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Laci Ann |
Eve Alena |
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Sarai |
Courtney Cross |
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Willow |
Gianna Morino |
Loaded Magazine, Britian's Most Prestigious Men's Magazine with Over a Million Readers A Month.
Alyona Show on Russia's RT Television. (June 26,2012)
D with Ruby Rae at The LoveRanch 80's Party!
Dennis For Romney?
How political winds change direction! At one time we were backing Ron Paul, but frankly his campaign seems dead in the water. So being a pragmatist/realist, Dennis has decided to make known his views on Republican candidate Mitt Romney in the San Francisco Chronicle: "I like the fact that this guy (Romney) has looked at budgets, made hard cuts," Hof said. "Obama doesn't have a clue about business — he wouldn't know how to run the Bunny Ranch. Romney would." Read full article here
And yet...
It's not as if we totally have given up on Ron Paul. After all, compared to Mitt, we know where Ron stands on prostitution. So we decided to pitch in some money to help send one Virginia City Ron Paul delegate to Tampa for the Republican Convention. She promised to wear a BunnyRanch T-shirt on the convention floor and get pictures! Like TMZ, we'll pay for good photos! (Sarah Palin wearing a BunnyRanch T-shirt...big money!!)
The Few. The Proud.
As you probably know, we are very pro-military, and go out of our way to treat the men and women in service with full respect. So when a Father's Day contest winner from Walton and Johnson's radio show had to cancel his trip, and we heard that it might be due to his being a Marine, and that sort of thing being frowned upon by commanding officers, we had to stand back for a second and ponder. After all, we are a legal business in Nevada and this Marine fights for all of us! Hoo-ah!
Boondocks
The BunnyRanch was mentioned recently on The Cartoon Network's The Boondocks. Here's the transcript:
Lando: ...had the trillest dream last night, on the real, it was like your boy had a job at this little bunny ranch vineyard, so all I could do was lick the ladies feet after they was finished stepping on the grapes, and the bitches would just love it.
Grandpa: Look, I can't concentrate with your thing flappin' around like that. Go put some clothes on!
Delivering Meals!
When you come to visit, please don't forget to help out our donation cause and put a few bucks into the donation box. This time we are raising money for Meals on Wheels, which provides home delivered meals to seniors in our community. Besides a good meal, this is a great way for local volunteers to check up on our senior citizens, making sure everything is going well. The Ladies appreciate your support!
D and Bunnies Blowing Y'all a Kiss!
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Darcy Tyler |
Kylea Taylor |
Miss Melena |
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Jade Phan |
Vivianna Leigh |
Jane Dough |
A MADAM'S MOMENT
'It's all about the pearls...'
HOT AUGUST NITES!
You are invited to the BunnyRanch's Annual Sock Hop party on
Sat August 11th starting at 8Pm!
Contests. Games. Prizes.
Best Costume
raffles
food
fun
girls
and
SEX!!!!
MADAM
DIANNE'S NOTEBOOK
Loveranch North
AUGUST NIGHTS
FEATURED LOVERS---
 Jazzy Jones |
 Ruby Rae |
 Miss Skye |
 Gillian Sloan |
 Jimi Lynn |
 Nikki Ryan |
 Sunny Star |
 Kimberly Love |
Hello and welcome our August Nights!
Wow! What a month we have ahead. The Lovers are having a blast with all the weekend activities ---
DJ Jam on Fridays, Karaoke & BBQ on Saturdays.
This is the place to be this summer. There are some fantastic shows in Reno.
Why not take a lover for dinner on the MS Dixie sail along the lake in Tahoe?
Take in some of the old West in Virginia city, have dinner with a Lover of your choice while looking out on a beautiful mountain view.
Whatever your pleasure, there is something for everyone here.
We look forward to being a part of your visit .
Always,
Madam Dianne
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It's an election year� candidates��. right wing�..left wing�..decisions��
Here at Dennis Hof's World Famous Las Vegas Love Ranch in Crystal, Nevada we have advice for everyone on the fence��About dating!
So you meet a girl out in the world, you take her out. You wine her, you dine her, take her to a movie or a show. At the end of the night you maybe get a kiss at the door and a promise of more when you do it all over again. Really?
It's time to kill the guesswork and invest in a sure thing at the Love Ranch Las Vegas. Here there's no headaches, no head-trips, just good old-fashioned head. Here the girls wine and dine you, and after that, the sky's the limit.
The best part is going with a girl who actually knows what she's doing . . .and doesn't blink an eye when you ask if her girlfriend can come too!
We're as serious as a heart attack when it comes to partying, and our girls are always ready.
Congratulations To GI Jen - our Lover of the Month!
"When people describe me, the words 'smart & sexy' are often used. I know how to speak my mind and get what I want, but I do so with a smile", says GI Jen.
GI Jen - LRS Lover of the Month
FEATURED LOVERANCH SOUTH LOVERS---
 Amanda Blow |
 Leah Lalay |
 Smokin' Amber |
 Riley Sapphire |
 Sweet Stacy |
 Cherry Bang |
Its the heat of Summer here are some of the cool things we are doing at the Love Ranch:
Saturday, September 22, 2012
An Evening with Country Rock Band North Forty
Cowboy BBQ
Car Show
Food, Music, Fun, and of course, The Girls
BBQ and Car Show start at 5:00. Music at 8:00
Saturday, October 13, 2012
Love Ranch Hawaii Luau
SOUTHERN NEVADA THINGS TO DO
Catch a show!
Las Vegas Area Concerts
Learn to Drive a real race car at Spring Mountain Motor Sports Ranch
CLICK HERE FOR FUN THINGS TO DO IN NORTHERN NEVADA
NORTH LAKE TAHOE
JULY 30 - AUGUST 19, 2012
LAKE TAHOE SUMMERFEST
Join us for three weeks of spectacular concerts on Friday evenings at 6:30, Saturday evenings at 6:30, and Sunday afternoons at 3:00.
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CARSON CITY
AUGUST 3 - AUGUST 5, 2012
SILVER DOLLAR CLASSIC CAR SHOW
Carson City turns up the heat with a weekend full vintage cars, live music, BBQ and casino tournaments!
On Friday, show off your best moves at the free night street dance across from the Nugget Casino on Carson Street. The Show & Shine at Mills Park � open to any make, model and year � takes place on Saturday, followed by the Poker Run and Awards Show on Sunday. Before jumping into all the fun, join the Dayton Kiwanis for breakfast on Saturday and Sunday!
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CARSON CITY
AUGUST 5, 2012
JAZZ CARSON CITY MUSIC FESTIVAL
Performances are held at a variety of venues in Carson City and feature more than 100 musicians in over 30 bands!
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RENO AND SPARKS
AUGUST 7 - AUGUST 12, 2012
HOT AUGUST NIGHTS
During Hot August Nights, cars are "cherry" and cruisin' is "cool."
It's the largest classic car and nostalgia event in the United States with venues spread across the Reno Sparks area. Cars are the stars and rock 'n' roll rules through the dozens of concerts, controlled cruises, show 'n' shines, a sock hop and much more! Plenty of shopping can be found at the Silver Car Auction, Big Boy Toy Store and Hot Augusts Nights Swap Meet.
The event will begin with full day of activities on Tuesday, August 7 with show-n-shines, cruising and entertainment, and will conclude on Sunday, August 12th after our parade of cars. You don't have to own a classic car to be an enthusiastic participant of Hot August Nights.
A detailed event and entertainment schedule will be released in the Spring. Past entertainers have included: Blood, Sweat & Tears, Neil Sedaka, The Village People, Paul Revere & The Raiders, Herman's Hermits Starring Peter Noone, Sonny Turner, and many more great entertainers from the 50's, 60's & 70's.
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HAWKINS AMPHITHEATER
BARTLEY RANCH REGIONAL PARK, RENO
AUGUST 18, 2012
5:30 PM
RENO COWBOY POETRY & MUSIC GATHERING
Soroptimist International of Reno presents the seventh Annual Reno Cowboy & Music Gathering, a celebration of the cowboy traditions and its influence on the western culture. The event features country-western music and vivid cowboy poetry, as well a delicious tri-tip and chicken dinner.
BLACK ROCK DESERT
AUGUST 27 - SEPTEMBER 3, 2012
BURNING MAN
Tens of thousands of people gather in Nevada's Black Rock Desert to create Black Rock City, a temporary metropolis dedicated to community, art, self-reliance and self-expression. In Black Rock City, you won't be the weirdest kid in the classroom and you'll become a part of the growing community of Burners who are active year-round.
http://burningman.com/
VICTORIAN SQUARE, SPARKS
AUG. 29 - SEPT. 3, 2012
11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
BEST IN THE WEST NUGGET RIB COOK-OFF
If you love ribs, don't miss this event!
Thousands of visitors make their way to Victorian Square in Sparks each Labor Day Weekend to experience the biggest and most prestigious rib cook-off in the United States. The country's favorite free rib festival is back for its 24th year!
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GRAND SIERRA RESORT & CASINO
SEPTEMBER 5, 2012
8:30 PM
JANE'S ADDICTION
Jane's Addiction turn up the heat for the third leg of their North American "Theatre of the Escapists" tour by making a stop at the Grand Sierra in Reno! Frontman Perry Farrell, guitarist Dave Navarro and drummer Stephen Perkins, along with Chris Chaney on bass, continue to garner critical acclaim.
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VIRGINIA CITY
SEPT 7 - 9, 2012
INTERNATIONAL CAMEL RACES
In its 53rd year, this annual tradition features camel, ostrich and emu racing as jockeys from around the globe converge to compete for trophies and bragging rights. This on-of-a kind events takes place atop a historic mining quarry and promises to be a weekend full of fun and laughs.
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NORTHSTAR CALIFORNIA RESORT
SEPT 7 - 9, 2012
LAKE TAHOE AUTUMN FOOD & WINE FESTIVAL
It's a party for your palate! The 27th annual festival has cooking demonstrations, food and wine seminars, ultra-premium wine tastings, live entertainment, winemaker dinner and celebrity chef luncheons and dinners.
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RANCHO SAN RAFAEL PARK
SEPT 7 - 9, 2012
THE GREAT RENO BALLOON RACE
Celebrating 31 years, this year's theme is "Around the World." It's one of Reno's most colorful and spectacular events where one hundred of the nation's top hot air balloonists participate in multiple competitions in a mass ascension. A trademark of the race is the Down Patrol, which take place before the sun rises and provides and amazing spectacle as balloons glow and twinkle against the dark sky. A wide selection of food, crafts, art, souvenirs and uplifting music complement this celebration of flight.
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RENO-STEAD AIRPORT
SEPT 12 - 16, 2012
NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP AIR RACES
The 49th annual event is the only closed course pylon racing event in the world and is the world's longest running air race. Six different race plane classes battle just 60 feet from the ground, with the Unlimited and Jet classes reaching speeds over 500 mph! Besides the on-you-feet action of the races, spectators have close-up access to racing aircraft, pilots and crew in the "pits." There's a world-class air show, a large static aircraft display and great concessions. Experience the action of the "World's Fastest Motorsport!"
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RENO AND SPARKS
SEPT 19 - 23, 2012
STREET VIBRATIONS FALL RALLY
Enjoy HOG heaven at this celebration of music, metal and motorcycles. Everyone knows that the "Biggest Little City in the World" offers unparalleled entertainment, but this event takes it to a new level with live entertainment on outdoor stages, parades, ride-in shows, stunt shows and bike cruises. Don't miss America's Finest Custom Bike Builder's Expo and the Tattoo Expo for body art extraordinaire.
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FALLON
OCTOBER 4 - 7, 2012
WORLD COWBOY FAST DRAW CHAMPIONSHIP
It is a timed sport using singe action .45 caliber western-style six shooters with was bullets. More than 200 cowboys and fast draw enthusiasts from around the world compete for the title "Fastest Gun Alive."
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GRAND SIERRA RESORT & CASINO
OCTOBER 5, 2012
9:00 PM - 11:00 PM
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
The time has come. "Weird Al" Yankovic, the biggest selling comedy recording artist of all time, has returned to demolish the pop landscape with The Alpocalypse Tour in support of his first full-length studio album in nearly five years.
Few would have guessed that Yankovic, who as a shy, accordion-playing teenager got his start sending in homemade tapes to the Dr. Demento Radio Show, would go on to become the biggest-selling comedy recording artist in history with over 12 million album sales. Now entering his fourth career decade, he has won 3 Grammys (with 14 nominations) and won countless awards and accolades for Weird Al classics like "Eat It," "Like a Surgeon," "Fat," "Smells Like Nirvana," "Amish Paradise," and "The Saga Begins." Yankovic is also well-known for his cult-hit feature filmUHF (1989), his late '90s CBS Saturday morning series The Weird Al Show and the numerous AL-TV specials that he's made for MTV and VH1 over the years. His previous album Straight Outta Lynwood (2006) spawned the Billboard Top 10 single "White & Nerdy," the video for which spent two months at #1 on iTunes and garnered over 100 million hits on the Internet.
Phone: 775-789-2000
ELDORADO HOTEL CASINO
OCTOBER 6 - 7, 2012
ELDORADO GREAT ITALIAN FESTIVAL
Celebrate the food, culture, music and traditions of Italy with Reno's final street festival of the season. Free activities and entertainment highlight the delicious and authentic homemade Italian food. The event also features grape stomping, sauce cook-offs, bocce ball and a kid's gelato-eating contest. From accordions to swing, the entertainment at the 31st annual Great Italian Festival will please everyone.
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BARTLEY RANCH REGIONAL PARK
OCTOBER 6 - 7, 2012
RENO CELTIC CELEBRATION
Delight in Celtic activities and performances for all ages; including, pipe bands, Scottish and Irish dancers, Celtic musicians, Highland games, Celtic critters at the animal village, kid's games, food and drink and Celtic merchandise.
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VIRGINIA CITY
OCTOBER 6 - 7, 2012
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OUTHOUSE RACES
This hilarious Comstock tradition pits teams of costumed outhouse racers against each other. One person rides and the remaining team members push, pull or drag the decorated outhouses down the racetrack.
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CARSON CITY
OCTOBER 27, 2012
NEVADA DAY PARADE
Celebrate the Silver State's 148th birthday with the largest formal statehood celebration in the nation! Enjoy the parade, arts show, carnival, pancake breakfast, run/walk, music, World Championship Single Jack Drilling Contest, Beard Contest and a slate of other activities.
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