NEWSLETTER
August
2016
It’s my pleasure to offer what I call “The Stepford Experience” as a time of refuge from the demands of the outside world. This is the delightful gift I was born and raised to provide.
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Legal Sex Worker/Dominatrix Offers To Join Trump Campaign!!!!
Licensed prostitutes at my world famous Bunny Ranch brothel are getting a mouthful from their elderly customers about the rapidly elevating prices of drugs like Viagra, Cialis, & other sexual performance enhancers, prompting them to take action to get the federal government to come to their aid.
A MADAM 'S MOMENT
SUMMERTIME HAS OFFICIALLY ARRIVED!!
Hot August Nights
Car events through out Reno Tahoe Carson City and Virginia City
Thru the 2nd week of August.
Come and see all the cars and hot girls at Dennis Hof’s Red Light District.
Hop to all our brothels and strip club.
Djs and Keroke at all the ranches.
There are so many events thru out August to come and see and participate in.
Bring your favorite Bunny, Lover, Starlet or Kitty on the event and date of
your choice. Just a few coming up are….
Happy August from Madam Suzette's Red Light Cabaret!
As the days get hotter, we are too! To beat the heat, our drink special this month is called the Spicy Peach. This schnapps based drink has a nice cinnamon bite with a sweet, peachy finish! You can buy one for Melanie, our birthday Starlet! Melanie has been dancing at the cabaret for a year, and the blonde bombshell will always leave you wanting more! You can wish her a Happy Birthday on her on Twitter, @RedLightMel ! We also want to say a huge congratulations to Tigerlily, our Top-Booking Startlet of the month! Tigerlily has been dancing at the cabaret for 2 years. Tigerlily enjoys spanking naughty girls, and punishing naughty men! She is available on Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays!
'Till next time!
-PrinceKristopher
KRISTOPHER'S KORNER
Stacy Tyler
Roxanne Price
Alice Little
Sophia Sun
Sunny Lane
Jada Bailey
BUNNY OF THE MONTH
Featured Bunnies
LOVER OF THE MONTH
Featured Lovers
STARLET OF THE MONTH
Featured Starlets
KITTY OF THE MONTH
Featured Kitties
LOVER OF THE MONTH – VEGAS
Featured Lovers
COSMIC KITTEN OF THE MONTH
Featured Cosmic Kittens
Southern Nevada
Featured This Month:
Northern Nevada
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Dennis Hof, Owner of Moonlite Bunny Ranch
Sable Renae- Sagebrush Ranch
by Marc Medoff
Vows To Instill Discipline In Unruly Candidate!!!
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Our Top Booking Starlet for the
month of July is Tiger Lily!
Sex Worker Conducts "Trump-Inspired" Poll of Democrat and Republican Clients
By Alice Little
Sagebrush Ranch
As a politically-oriented person, I’ve been closely following the political scene for the past year. Given the upcoming election and all the potential change it brings with it, I’ve been having more and more political conversations with my clients. I’ve seen democrats and republicans both, as well as people of other political affiliations, and had wonderfully varied experiences with them all.
Politics and Brothels normally don’t go hand in hand, but it’s an election year so political conversation is bound to ensue no matter where you find yourself. My clients appreciate chatting with someone who is aware of the political scene, and is knowledgeable about both potential candidates.
This year there’s been a lot of discussion about the poll results, especially by Donald Trump. He talks consistently about how accurate polls are, and how they reveal the true nature of things. Inspired by Donald Trump and his fixation on polls, I decided to start a poll of my own- one geared towards both politics and sex. Well, I’m excited to share my poll-verified findings with you today! Over the past 9 months, I’ve polled over 258 clients; 113 Democrats, and 145 Republicans. I compiled that data, and created the following charts to really put things in perspective. All the data is true to my own personal experiences, and I think you’ll find some of the numbers to be rather eye opening.
Read more at the Bunnyranch Blog.
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Dennis and the Bunny Ranch girls are available for interviews by contacting [email protected] or 775-720-9090.
FOR PRESS INQUIRIES:
Email: [email protected]
Voice: (775)-246-5683 EXT: 231
The Moonlite Bunny Ranch
69 Moonlight Road
Carson City, Nevada 89706
(775) 246-5683 EXT: 231
(888) BunnyRanch
“THE ART OF THE PIMP: A LOVE STORY”
BY DENNIS HOF:
The just-released bio-tome, published by Regan Arts, is available worldwide at Amazon.com, BarnesAndNoble.com, and wherever finer books are sold online and in retail outlets.
THE BUNNY RANCH: The world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch (www.BunnyRanch.com) is featured in the long-running award-winning HBO reality-TV series Cathouse, and is the most successful legal brothel in the history of the planet. It is currently celebrating its’ Diamond Anniversary 60th Year in business.
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The Stepford Experience (and Why You Need to Have It with Me)
By Sable Renae
Sagebrush Ranch
Let’s just forget about what you’re supposed to want from a woman for the moment and talk about what you REALLY want.
It’s a tough world out there and every day you compete for your place in it with both men and women toe-to-toe. And after work the women you know are likely to be just as competitive. They fight for what is theirs and in the process they tend to lose that soft, yielding desire to please a man just the way he needs and in every way he needs, that you may remember from an earlier era.
Perhaps you recall a movie called The Stepford Wives about a town where men turned their spouses into literal living dolls – always perfect in their appearance, impeccable in their manners and, above all, completely devoted to being what their men wanted them to be.
That was a fantasy, of course, and not necessarily a way you might want to live with a mate in real life. But wouldn’t it be nice to call a truce in the war between the sexes for a time and experience the kind of flawless feminine attention you crave and deserve?
You might not desire a Stepford wife or the Stepford life, but the lure of the Stepford experience still beckons and I’m here to provide just that.
I was raised to be a TRUE Southern Lady. Maybe I’m a little old-fashioned but hospitality, kindness and grace are still elements that define a lady for me. They are the outward signs of the kind of Tender, considerate, sweet and genuinely caring person a woman wants to be for a man. When I am with a Gentleman my whole world revolves around making him happy, fulfilling his needs and desires. I’m not satisfied until I’m sure he is.
It’s my pleasure to offer what I call “The Stepford Experience” as a time of refuge from the demands of the outside world. This is the delightful gift I was born and raised to provide.
Like all the legal sex workers, I’m here to serve your needs and desires. We all hold your satisfaction near and dear to our hearts, however unique each of us may be. We all have our ways of making a man feel appreciated and leave our company happy.
In my particular case, pleasing a guest and fulfilling his desires is hardwired into my DNA. I really do not know any other way to be. That’s why I call what I offer The Stepford Experience. I am made to be a perfect companion at the time when you need nothing less.
Just imagine with me for a moment:
It has been long day. Work was hard, your boss a fool, your coworkers dull and useless. The weight was all on you and no one seemed to care, much less appreciate, the effort you invested. With heavy steps, you come to our door.
I’ll be there waiting, wearing an apron and a smile, nothing else. I’ll bring you in, sit you down and take off your shoes, replacing them with comfortable slippers. Would you like a drink? Coffee? Tea? Whiskey or beer? Maybe a cocktail? I’ll serve it to you with a graceful dip of the hip and a sparkle in my eye.
You take your first sips as I gently rub your feet. I listen for your sigh of relief. I do love to see a man smile, as I help him unload the weight of the world. You notice the delicious aroma wafting from the kitchen.
“You never called to tell me what you’d prefer, so I hope you like your steak medium rare, with roasted potatoes and garlic-sautéed asparagus tips.”
I run my hand up your leg, giving you a playful squeeze as I slide my body alongside yours. “We’ll talk about dessert later.”
I kiss you, soft and wet. With a wink, I glide away, taking my time to offer you a pleasing view of my sleek, long-legged physique.
I pause by the table, from which a napkin has conveniently slid to the floor.
“Oh, that’s not supposed to be on the floor!”
I bend at the waist to get it, providing you with amble time to admire my smooth, firm backside. I smile over my shoulder and crinkle my little nose:
“You just relax. I’ll take care of everything.” Then I disappear into the kitchen.
Many of our guests come to our Ranches expecting am impersonal and business-like atmosphere. But to me this is home and I take pride in being a very special kind of homemaker. It gives me great atisfaction to make you feel a king among men, special and important like a king, dear to my heart. Being at your service is the very thing for which I am made.
Unlike the ladies you meet out in the world, we have the time to give you the attention you deserve. We’re not worried about tomorrow’s to-do list that looks like a codex from the medieval ages. Pleasing you is what we do and we do it very well. You will not be burdened with our complaints or rushed through so we can get on to our next destination.
I can and will make the hurried pace of daily life give way to the graciousness of an earlier era to which my upbringing suits me well.
Too often my guests tell me that no one listens to them or hears what they say. They don’t feel important or appreciated. To my sisters and me, you are all that. Our goal is to be your Perfect Companion. We are here to be of comfort. Remember those traits of Southern Ladies or Stepford Gals: hospitality, kindness and grace, consideration, sweetness and caring. That’s the kind of hospitality you can expect here every single time.
Where can you relax and enjoy The Stepford Experience?
Truly anywhere in the state of Nevada. The “business” end of all of this has to be taken care of at the Ranch, but thereafter we can go anywhere your heart desires in this great state we call home. Just as if you were a Stepford husband, you will have the perfect companion on your arm in public and just as you want her in private.
All my sisters are unique ladies with special delights to offer. Each will have her own kind of appeal to bring to your time with her.
I am the Quintessential Lady or Stepford Girl as you wish me to be. You will always see me smile when I make you smile a smile. You will feel my delight at being with you every moment we’re together. And unlike the fictional Stepford Wife, I am real, human, soft and warm.
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Dennis and the Bunny Ranch girls are available for interviews by contacting [email protected] or 775-720-9090.
FOR PRESS INQUIRIES:
Email: [email protected]
Voice: (775)-246-5683 EXT: 231
The Moonlite Bunny Ranch
69 Moonlight Road
Carson City, Nevada 89706
(775) 246-5683 EXT: 231
(888) BunnyRanch
“THE ART OF THE PIMP: A LOVE STORY”
BY DENNIS HOF:
The just-released bio-tome, published by Regan Arts, is available worldwide at Amazon.com, BarnesAndNoble.com, and wherever finer books are sold online and in retail outlets.
THE BUNNY RANCH: The world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch (www.BunnyRanch.com) is featured in the long-running award-winning HBO reality-TV series Cathouse, and is the most successful legal brothel in the history of the planet. It is currently celebrating its’ Diamond Anniversary 60th Year in business.
The Stepford Experience
The Stepford Experience (and Why You Need to Have It with Me)
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Brothel vs. Rising Cost of Sexual Performance Enhancers
By Dennis Hof
Owner – Moonlite Bunny Ranch
Licensed prostitutes at my world famous Bunny Ranch brothel are getting a mouthful from their elderly customers about the rapidly elevating prices of drugs like Viagra, Cialis, & other sexual performance enhancers, prompting them to take action to get the federal government to come to their aid.
The 540 independent contractors who comprise my workforce have launched an online petition, asking the federal government to implement price controls on the drugs that have seen their costs increase 500%. The rising prices of the pills are actually affecting our clients’ discretionary budgets, and its effects are starting to trickle down onto the prostitutes themselves. Prescription drug price controls are something that liberal politicians have long been in favor of, and Nevada’s sex workers are ready to join the call for action – and, frankly, so am I.
This is a drug that is necessary to a lot of older Americans, and when big pharmaceutical companies are allowed to run amuck unregulated, it’s always the ones most in need who pay the price. I’m tired of the unreasonably high costs of these medications, and I want my government to do something about it. I’m proud that my girls at all seven brothels that I own are leading the charge.
I have worked hard my entire life to become financially successful, and as a result, I have the means to provide for myself and any needs that I may have. I empathize with the challenges of aging, and the fact that not everyone is in the fiscally comfortable position that I’m in means that it’s going to be a lot harder on some than it will be on others.
My sex workers are asking all their clients to sign the online petition, and to use social media to spread their word. One of our courtesans put it best when she said, “Our elderly patrons have earned the right to ask us to exercise understanding when it comes to their medical needs, and we’re standing firm for them.”
Sign my petition – and if you have any questions for me or the ladies regarding this crucial issue, I’m always available at [email protected].
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Dennis and the Bunny Ranch girls are available for interviews by contacting [email protected] or 775-720-9090.
FOR PRESS INQUIRIES:
Email: [email protected]
Voice: (775)-246-5683 EXT: 231
The Moonlite Bunny Ranch
69 Moonlight Road
Carson City, Nevada 89706
(775) 246-5683 EXT: 231
(888) BunnyRanch
“THE ART OF THE PIMP: A LOVE STORY”
BY DENNIS HOF:
The just-released bio-tome, published by Regan Arts, is available worldwide at Amazon.com, BarnesAndNoble.com, and wherever finer books are sold online and in retail outlets.
THE BUNNY RANCH: The world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch (www.BunnyRanch.com) is featured in the long-running award-winning HBO reality-TV series Cathouse, and is the most successful legal brothel in the history of the planet. It is currently celebrating its’ Diamond Anniversary 60th Year in business.
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Legal Sex Worker/Dominatrix Offers To Join Trump Campaign!!!!
By Marc Medoff
Director of Media Operations – Moonlite Bunny Ranch
Vows To Instill Discipline In Unruly Candidate!!!
For months now, the Donald Trump presidential campaign has been careening towards November’s general election with an undisciplined message riddled with unforced errors, and Republican party officials have been unsuccessful in getting the provocative candidate to fall into line. That’s where a legal prostitute at Dennis Hof’s famed “Alien Cathouse” near Las Vegas comes into the picture. Lydia Faithfull, a licensed sex worker specializing in domination, is offering to join the Trump campaign to do what advisors like Newt Gingrich and Chris Christie have failed at--humbling the candidate to the point of submission to the party’s will.
Faithfull says that she has dealt with many narcissists in her line of work, and she finds that hands-on corporal punishment as a means to achieve compliance is highly effective with CEO-types in corporate America. “These guys are in positions of great power, but inside they are often insecure and sexually confused, showing self-consciousness over things like the size of their hands,” smiles Faithfull. “I’m not a Trump supporter personally, but I can guarantee his advisors that I will succeed in bending that arrogant fascist to my will. Anything the Republican National Committee (RNC) pays me to do will be a wise investment on their part. When I’m done with Donnie, they won’t even recognize him. The toughest part will be the women in the campaign having to get used to Trump calling them ‘Mistress’. “
Normally, adult-themed sessions like this can be quite $$$ pricey, but the brothel’s owner Dennis Hof is stepping up and offering to underwrite Trump’s sessions with Faithfull as a sort of “campaign contribution." “I’ve endorsed many candidates and contributed to their campaigns in the past”, says Hof, “But I’ve never seen a candidate more desperately in need of a particular service than my type of business provides. Normally, it’s the guys that get caught in sex scandals that need my girls’ skills. This time, it’s a man who won’t listen to anybody else, and who could have his problems solved by spending a few hours with a woman who I know can forcefully get her point across.” “It’s come to this”, Hof continues. “If Trump doesn’t do this now, he’ll lose”.
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Dennis and the Bunny Ranch girls are available for interviews by contacting [email protected] or 775-720-9090.
FOR PRESS INQUIRIES:
Email: [email protected]
Voice: (775)-246-5683 EXT: 231
The Moonlite Bunny Ranch
69 Moonlight Road
Carson City, Nevada 89706
(775) 246-5683 EXT: 231
(888) BunnyRanch
“THE ART OF THE PIMP: A LOVE STORY”
BY DENNIS HOF:
The just-released bio-tome, published by Regan Arts, is available worldwide at Amazon.com, BarnesAndNoble.com, and wherever finer books are sold online and in retail outlets.
THE BUNNY RANCH: The world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch (www.BunnyRanch.com) is featured in the long-running award-winning HBO reality-TV series Cathouse, and is the most successful legal brothel in the history of the planet. It is currently celebrating its’ Diamond Anniversary 60th Year in business.
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