Dec. 2012

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MONA LISA

MONA LISA

More, when were together I'll leave you begging for more
Oh baby!
Naughty and nice
Absolutely awesome
Loveable and delectable
Intelligent and witty
Sensual and full of surprises
Ass for days

As you can see from my name I'm clearly the right choice no matter what it is you seek, but we'll talk more about that in a minute.

First I want you to get to know me, I think its so important to establish chemistry and get to know each other, I love the intensity and the anticipation that goes with it. I'm an eastern European native, but I've spent most of my life here in the US. I earned my degree in psychology, and I am multi-lingual.

Let me take you on a trip around the world, without ever having to leave my bedroom...

I love the outdoors, when I'm not playing at the BunnyRanch, you'll find me at the beach, swimming, playing volleyball, hiking, basically anything you can think of, as long as it's under the sun!

Do you like to curl up with a good book, or watch a movie? If you said yes, you've found the best cuddle buddy on this side of the Atlantic. If you said no, lucky for you cuddling isn't my only specialty - not even close.

That brings us to my favorite topic, SEX! Sex to me is not merely just an act, for me it's a truly incredible and personal adventure that we get to share. So it goes without saying that Girlfriend Experience parties are one of my specialties. Sensual, intimate, sexy and smoldering with passion, when we're together it's an experience that both us will never forget.

Email me for more details as with all my parties, they are customized just for you and I, needless to say no two parties of mine are alike.

My caring and sweet nature have also made me a popular choice with Virgins. If you've decided that the time has come for you to lose your virginity, take my hand, let all your fears and anxieties go and let me show you the way. De-virginization parties are very similar to my Girlfriend Experience parties - intimate and sensual - but there's another aspect to them that I find very important and that's learning how to be a good lover. Let me show you new and incredible ways to please not only yourself but also your partner, you'll walk out of my room feeling like the Casanova you really are.

If you just can't get enough of me, my favorite party as I like to call it is Mona's Majestic Affair.

This is a party to outdo all others, I pull out all the stops and add in little surprises as we go along. My Majestic Affair is a minimum of 24 hours, but it can last as long as you'd like it to. Enticing, passionate, sexy, pampering, fun, private and so unpredictable.

Have I gotten your attention yet? The details of this party are far too intimate to describe here. Email me to find out more (and trust me, you want to!)

Do you have a fetish you'd like to try, or maybe even some fantasies? Let's talk about it and make those fantasies a reality. Don't hold back, and trust me, neither will I!

JADE CAPRI

JADE CAPRI

LOVER OF THE YEAR 2011

Are you ready for more than just a typical encounter? One that will elevate your senses to a whole new level?

When was the last time that you had an unforgettable experience?

You need Jade Capri, and here I am.

My sultry beauty, genuine character and positive outlook in life enables me to adapt to diverse social situations whilst maintaining the highest level of discretion, making me the perfect companion for any and all occasions.

I am a brand new lady at The Love Ranch North: a tall, radiant 5'8" blonde, head turning bombshell beauty, with a "to die for" authentic and exotic Brazilian body.

My measurements are a mouth watering 36D-27-36. I am told I have a lovely personality, beautiful sparkling blue eyes, great legs, dazzling chest and of course, a fantastic butt!

Originally from Brazil, I am very outgoing. I enjoy making new friends and having fun.

I am also very well educated. I enjoy a stimulating conversation and I would be happy to be your companion for social events, dinner, a sensual time alone together, or accompanied by another lady.

My hobbies include working out, going to the theater, dining out, traveling, and more. I would love to visit all places possible in my lifetime.

Our special time together, whether public or private, will be playful and sensual.

I am a naughty girl, given the opportunity. I give a great massage, and I would love pampering you. Fulfilling any and all of your fantasies would be my absolute pleasure.

Let me plan, or be part of your plans, to have an exceptional bachelor party, anniversary party, going away party, birthday party, or anything else that you can possible fantasize.

I love out dates, overnight dates, and I will personally pick you up in a limo from the airport to travel to our destination.

So PM me and arrange your own taste of heaven. Take a walk on the wild side and let me have the honor of fulfilling your most passionate "caliente" desires!

Specialties: virgins, newbies, GFE, couples, two girls, fetishes, overnights, out dates, bachelor parties (I offer multiple hour discounts for all of these parties.)

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Merry XXX-mas!

Wishing everyone a Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year! 2013 looks to be one of our best years yet, with the opening of the Kit Kat Ranch (recently bought), giving you 5 new choices for adult entertainment - 3 brothels in Northern Nevada, 2 brothels in Southern Nevada. And of course plenty of gift choices at our brothel stores...so come on by and make merry!


Ho Ho Ho Party!

One of our more ingenious holiday promotions was unleashed in some select radio markets - "Take a BunnyRanch Bunny to your Office Christmas Party!" (Well, not everyone has a date!) Imagine the surprise when you walk in with a hot BunnyBabe on your arm - garnering evil looks from jealous wives and girlfriends! Ah yes, do we love screwing with American traditions! Now where is that mistletoe?


TMZ Xmas!

While in Los Angeles recently, Dennis and Courtney Cross were stopped by the cameras of TMZ - looking for some Xmas gossip! Dennis was happy to tell the tale of the BunnyRanch client who made much Christmas Cheer. Read about it here and even watch the video! By the way, we are happy TMZ recognizes Dennis and The BunnyRanch for the best in brothel news and gossip!



For Those In Need

We were proud to recently donate to Meals on Wheels for Dayton Seniors! The Bunnies were especially touched by the stories of those less fortunate who find it hard to get a nice meal come holiday time. Meals on Wheels brings great food to homes of senior citizens, while also checking up on them. We hope during your holidays, you take some time for those in need - so all of us can revel in the Christmas spirit.



Tweet Us, Santa!

Ho Ho Ho! If you always want to know the very latest, the up-to-the-minute news, then please join our Twitter and FaceBook pages on the BunnyRanch website. We are always updating with pictures of hot new BunnyElves! Plus you never know who will be twitting Santa Hof! So Join Us! Merry XXX-mas!

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Piper Rae

Brixxxy Allure

Harlow Bell

Tegan Tate

Scarlett Monroe

Farrah Leigh





A MADAM'S MOMENT

'It's all about the pearls...'

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!




The BunnyRanch would like to wish everyone out in Bunnyland Happy Holidays!

Lake Tahoe is getting some snow and it's just a beautiful place to be near.

The BunnyRanch will be serving up some of the great yuletide hottie totties this month. And while you're at it, make sure you pick out your favorite bunny to snuggle up with.

Our specialty drink this month is Brandy Egg Nog.

We have the famous vintage train the Truckee Virginia City Train to take you up to Virginia City. It is parked right across the street from the BunnyRanch.

It's a great time to go snowmobiling and sledding.

MADAM DIANNE'S NOTEBOOK
Loveranch North

MERRY CHRISTMAS!


JADE CAPRI --- LOVER OF THE MONTH

FEATURED LOVERS---

Darien Daniels Sophia Sun Nikki Ryan
Demmi Valentine Kitty Lynn Kimberly Love

New Lovers

Scarlet Heart
Blake West
Selena Skye
Heavenly Rose
Bella Donna
Lola Marx
Audrey Allen



All of us here at the LoveRanch wish everyone a warm and wonderful season!

For us, this is the best time of the year - friendly faces, lots of food and plenty of fun to go around. There's snow on the mountain in Tahoe, which was voted the Number 1 place to go in America for your winter vacation! The Lovers are ready to do some serious skiing, so why not book a fun weekend with your favorite Lover?

Our Christmas party is on Wednesday, the 19th of December, and we plan to have a whole lot of surprises. It's gonna be a blast! We are also ringing in the New Year in style, so join us on December 31st at 9 pm.

We feature DJ Thumper every Friday night. He has been bringing down the house.

Also every Saturday it's Karaoke night, come on in and have fun with your favorite Lovers.

We hope to see you there.

Sincerely,

Madam Dianne

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OUT OF THIS WORLD
LoveRanch South

Uncle Emery
GM of Southern Nevada Operations Alien Cathouse, LoveRanch South & Alien Travel Center

LOVERANCH SOUTH SPECIALS


'Tis the season... Peace on Earth, Goodwill to all men - and women too. Just remember, in this season of giving and receiving, nobody nowhere does it better than the girls at Dennis Hof's World Famous LoveRanch outside Las Vegas.

Our girls are always willing to give Santa a hand, that's why he has such rosy cheeks! But you can get in on the action too, simply come on out and let us turn you out at our fantastic Chrismahanakwanza party celebrating the end of the world and everything you want to celebrate this holiday season... OK, to be honest we are just calling it the End of the World LoveRanch Christmas Party and we saved the printing money and spent it on tree lights and lube! Anyway, come on over, its December 15, and the girls are whisking up fresh egg nog... they have great technique.

Guess who will be at the party? Our very own Lover of the Month G.I. Jen! Now Jen might be all about military discipline and obeying orders, but boys, she has a soft side if you show her your candy cane.

You can't have just one party a month, not at Dennis Hof's LoveRanch, so we will be ringing in the New Year Love Ranch style�With a new year's celebration on December 31st - everyone is guaranteed a kiss at midnight.

So come down to the LoveRanch this Holiday Season; you bring the milk, we have the cookies.

G.I. Jen - LRS Lover of the Month



FEATURED LOVERANCH SOUTH LOVERS---

Amanda Blow Leah Lalay Smokin' Amber
Riley Sapphire Sweet Stacy Cherry Bang


ALIEN CATHOUSE

Madam Sonja

ALIEN CATHOUSE

Peace on Earth Special

Get your Jingle bell rocks off at The Alien Cathouse this December. We're starting the month off by introducing our seasonal Menu; enjoy the "Ho-Ho-Ho" party special and "Babes in Toyland" among other holiday offers. Every time you party with one of our ladies this month your name will go into a raffle for our XXXmas drawing for a coupon book for drinks, souvenirs and back-of-the-house services.

December is also the month we're launching our Destination Resort Sex Vacation Packages. Reserve your vacation booking before January 1st to get the lower introductory pricing. Not ready to book a sex vacation? You can still take advantage of our Frequent Fracker Program, where every 5th party is 1/2 price.

We'll be doing something every day this month but be sure to cum on December 15th for Yuletide feasting, festivities, frivolity, and� what's that other "f" word again?

The next weekend (Dec 21-22), we'll bring in the winter solstice with a bonfire. We'll make sure it's hot enough to keep clothes to a minimum. This month is going to fly by faster than a UFO! Before you know it, it'll be time for our Happy Nude Year's Eve Extravaganza. You have to see it to believe it.

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RENO-SPARKS CONVENTION CENTER
DECEMBER 22 - 23, 2012

CROSSROADS OF THE WEST GUN SHOW

During the last year, Crossroads of the West Gun Shows attracted over 407,000 customers, more than any other gun show in America. Crossroads of the West Gun Shows are America's Best Gun Shows.

Saturday 9am - 5pm
Sunday 9am - 4pm

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PIONEER UNDERGROUND
DECEMBER 28, 2012
9:30 PM - 11:00 PM

RENO TAHOE COMEDY PRESENTS THE HOOTCHY KOOTCHY GIRLS VINTAGE CABARET IN THEIR HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR EXTRAVAGANZA!

Come and join the Hootchy Kootchy Girls Vintage Cabaret for their best show of the year: Hootchy Kootchy Holiday Spectacular, with The Hootchy Kootchy Queen, Isha Casagrande, Satine Rouge and Gavin Getsome. A one night only event, get your tickets early to avoid disappointment. Dress to impress (it's the holidays!!) Enjoy drink specials from the friendly staff at the Pioneer Underground.

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SILVER LEGACY RESORT CASINO
DECEMBER 30, 2012
8:00 PM - 11:00 PM

COUNTRY STAR GARY ALLAN

I ain't really happy," sings Gary Allan on Get Off on the Pain, the down-home masterstroke that begins and provides the name for his new MCA Nashville collection, "until the sky starts driving rain." Unhesitatingly frank, mercilessly guitar-crazed, it's the rocked-out country confession of a smart guy drawn to what the rest of the world calls wrong roads and long shots, or complains of as aching bones and stubbornness, or � as Allan sings in a spectacular stretch of drawn-out soulful vowels- underestimates as dark horses. And as the California-born superstar releases his eighth studio album, it's about the most Gary Allan piece anyone could imagine. Finish off 2012 with Gary Allan on Sunday, December 30 at 8 p.m. in Silver Legacy's Grande Exposition Hall. That dream, for Allan, was to become exactly what he has become over the course of a lifetime in the field: a singer and songwriter forever cognizant of country music's rough and storied past yet never wholly enslaved by its stylistic or social traditions. But none of it has ever confused him. "I just wanted to be viable and, I guess, prove that the viable stuff can be necessary," Allan says, and if his career often has seemed less loud and permanently neon-lit than those of some of his peers, Allan has indeed achieved a robust viability, consistently hitting all the gold and platinum sales benchmarks by which those kinds of determinations are measured. My goal was-and remains-to be like Willie Nelson or George Strait, people who consistently rise. I think because I've done this since I was a little kid that I want it to be in my life forever. I want to be like Willie, playing until I'm 70. That's what I'm swinging for."

Phone: 775-325-7343

NORTHSTAR CALIFORNIA RESORT
DECEMBER 31, 2012
12:00 PM - 9:30 PM

NEW YEAR'S EVE AT NORTHSTAR CALIFORNIA

Come ring in the New Year at Northstar California with our annual Fire & Ice New Year's Celebration - it's fun for all ages! There will be a DJ, live music by Livin' on a Prayer -A Bon Jovi Tribute, a spectacular Fireworks show, smores, drink specials, shopping, dining, ice skating and more!

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PIONEER CENTER
JANUARY 4 - JANUARY 6, 2013

BROADWAY COMES TO RENO "DREAM GIRLS"

Performance TImes:
Friday, January 4 - 8pm
Saturday, January 5 - 2pm & 8pm
Sunday, January 6 - 2pm & 7pm

Catch the dream! A sensational new stage production of DREAMGIRLS! Full of onstage joy and backstage drama, DREAMGIRLS tells the story of an up-and-coming 1960s singing girl group and the triumphs and tribulations that come with fame and fortune. With music by Academy Award nominee Henry Krieger and book and lyrics by Tony and Grammy Award winner Tom Eyen, DREAMGIRLS features the unforgettable hits: "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going," "One Night Only" and "Listen." This Tony and Academy Award winning musical sparkles like never before!

Phone: 775-686-6600



MT. ROSE SKI TAHOE
JANUARY 5, 2013
10:30 AM - 2:00 PM

BAVARIAN FEST

Don your lederhosen and enjoy discounts on beers, brats and pretzels at the Winters Creek Lodge.

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LAWLOR EVENTS CENTER
JANUARY 15, 2013
7:00 PM - 9:30 PM

HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS WORLD TOUR

From Tip Off Til the Final Whistle, FUN for the Whole Family
NEW in 2013 - "You Write The Rules"
The Globetrotters new world tour show puts you in charge. "You Write The Rules" lets YOU decide the new rule we add to Globetrotters basketball, a rule that could affect the outcome of the game!!!

And, don't forget to get autographs and photographs with your favorite players after the game!

Phone: 7756827655



ELDORADO HOTEL CASINO
JANUARY 22, 2013 - APRIL 14, 2013

MAGIQUE

Kevin & Caruso put excitement and fun into the art of illusion with their award winning stage spectacular, "Magique," in the Eldorado Showroom

Staged and directed by seven time "Show of the Year" recipient, Mistinguett, "Magique" blends grand illusions, pyrotechnics and dazzling costumes with a dose of comedy with a splash of Cirque.

Prepare for a magical evening and reserve tickets for "Magique" in the Eldorado Showroom today.

SILVER LEGACY RESORT CASINO
JANUARY 25, 2013
8:00 PM - 11:00 PM

JAY LENO

Jay Leno � named America's Favorite TV Personality in the 2009 Harris Poll � has been America's late night leader for almost two decades. Join Silver Legacy in welcoming Jay to the Grande Exposition Hall on Friday, January 25 at 8 p.m.

Prior to embarking on the new show, and before returning to the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno," Jay served as the host of the Emmy Award-winning and top-rated "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" since 1992. He followed in the footsteps of legendary NBC late-night hosts Steve Allen, Jack Paar and Johnny Carson, while at the same time creating his own unique late-night style with a combination of humor, talk and entertainment each night at 11:35 p.m. ET - the wee hours when viewers want to wind down with a few laughs before drifting off to dreamland. His outstanding and engaging combination enabled "The Tonight Show" to capture its timeslot for a remarkable 15 consecutive years, while making the show one of the most valuable properties not just for NBC but in all of television.

Jay has performed hundreds of comedy shows around the United States for the past 20-plus years. In 2001, he traveled to Bosnia, where he performed for military troops associated with the war in Afghanistan. Jay also traveled to Aviano, Italy to entertain military troops associated with the peacekeeping efforts in Bosnia. He remains passionate about performing in front of live audiences and appears regularly in Las Vegas, on college campuses around the United States and in other venues.

Phone: 775-325-7343



RENO-SPARKS CONVENTION CENTER
JANUARY 23 - 26, 2013

SAFARI CLUB INTERNATIONAL

Our Annual Hunter's Convention, which celebrating its 41st anniversay in January 2013, is the largest, most exclusive sport convention in the world that features hundreds of exhibits and auction items. A vastly recognized event, SCI Convention is where the most reputable and high-quality vendors offer not just their services, but also an opportunity for membes to contribute to the outdoor industry.

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SILVER LEGACY RESORT CASINO
FEBRUARY 1, 2013
8:00 PM - 10:00 PM

STYX

If you had any interest in music in the '70s and '80s, you know the music of Styx. They were the first rock 'n' roll band to release four consecutive albums that went Multi-Platinum beginning with The Grand Illusion followed by Pieces of Eight, Cornerstone and Paradise Theatre. It was the power ballad, "Lady," from the album Styx II that was their breakout hit and got the ball rolling. On the heels of the hit single "Lady," Styx released Equinox in 1975, selling well and yielding the rock anthem "Suite Madame Blue," which gained the band considerable recognition and airplay. When Tommy Shaw signed on, it proved to be the missing piece in the puzzle and the rest was history, spawning such classic rock radio standards as "Come Sail Away," "Renegade," "Blue Collar Man" and "Fooling Yourself." Now Styx is back at Silver Legacy for one night! Join the band that continues to conquer the planet, one venue at a time.

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RENO EVENTS CENTER
FEBRUARY 2, 2013
7:30 PM - 10:30 PM

THE WHO

There are four names always on or near the top of the list of all time great Rock 'n' Roll bands: The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin and The Who.

The Who was formed by sheet-metal worker Roger Daltrey in 1963. The the line up, after a couple of adjustments, established itself with Daltrey on lead vocals, Keith Moon on drums, John Entwistle on bass and Pete Townshend on lead guitar. T ownshend, honouring his art student credentials, wrote (and still writes) music famous for having an 'edge', complemented by the wildly creative performance techniques of each member of the band.

It is generally acknowledged among rock aficionados that The Who in their heyday were the most exciting live band on the planet, with their Live at Leeds album (1970) hailed as the greatest live album of all time. The compositional skills of Townshend have always been way beyond the conventional, as is proven not only in classic songs like 'My Generation' and 'Baba O'Riley' but also in his two great rock operas (a form he more or less invented single-handed) Tommy and Quadrophenia.

Phone: 1-800-745-3000



SILVER LEGACY RESORT CASINO
FEBRUARY 8, 2013
8:00 PM - 10:00 PM

LEWIS BLACK

Lewis Black, known for his crabby, jarring, political commentary as a regular on Comedy Central's "The Daily Show," is taking his show on the road! Lewis' live performances provide a cathartic release of anger and disillusionment for his audience� Lewis yells so they don't have to. A passionate performer who is more pissed off optimist than mean-spirited curmudgeon, he's perfected expressing what the rest of us cannot say in polite company. Lewis is the rare comic who can cause an audience to laugh themselves into incontinence while making compelling points about the absurdity of our world. Don't miss your chance to see Lewis Black live at the Grande Exposition Hall on Friday, February 8 at 8pm.

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