Feb. 2015
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CARESSA KISSES
Bunny of the Year 2012!
Bunny of the Month of January 2015!
Vital Stats:
Age: 26
Height: 5�3
Weight: 108 lbs
Bust: 32DD
Bi-Sexual: Yes
E-Mail: [email protected]
�I�m The One, The Only�.Caressa Kisses!!!�
That�s right guys! You�ve all heard the name�now you can live the dream!
Caressa Kisses is back at the Bunny Ranch and I�m hotter than ever, and that�s saying a lot! My sexual talents are only surpassed by my busty-blonde beauty looks and X-appeal, and years of rave reviews from my more-than-satisfied customers tell it all; I rock in the bedroom, and out! Stare in my hazel eyes and tell me what you want, and it�s yours! I am outgoing, silly, big-hearted always positive, and your time with me will be absolutely perfect, because after all�I am a perfectionist in everything I do! Let me show you how I do cowgirl! Or how about 8 hours of non-stop sex? Don�t think you can do it? Let me show you how! I�ve been featured in dozens of adult magazines attesting to my sensual skills, and if you want to take a peek, watch for my layout in an upcoming issue of Hustler magazine! So if I can leave you with one thought after reading this and looking at my pictures, it�s this; I�m XXXtra tight and proud of it�come and enjoy me now!
JADE CAPRI
Are you ready for more than just a typical encounter? One that will elevate your senses to a whole new level?
When was the last time that you had an unforgettable experience?
I want you to experience that with me.
My sultry beauty, genuine character and positive outlook in life enables me to adapt to diverse social situations whilst maintaining the highest level of discretion, making me the perfect companion for any and all occasions.
I am a tall, radiant 5'8" blonde, head turning beauty, with a authentic and exotic Brazilian body.
I am told I have a lovely personality, beautiful sparkling blue eyes, great legs, dazzling chest and of course, a fantastic butt! My measurements are a mouth watering 36D-27-36.
Originally from Brazil, I am very outgoing. I enjoy making new friends and having fun.
I am also very well educated. I enjoy a stimulating conversation and I would be happy to be your companion for any social events, dinner, a sensual time alone together, or accompanied by another lady.
My hobbies include working out, going to the theater, dining out, traveling, reading, watching movies, and more.
I would love to visit all places possible in my lifetime. I find think that meeting new cultures are a priceless way to learn and evolve.
I know that this may be a nerve wracking for some and I am here to tell you that " I will give my best to make you feel comfortable and at easy and that no question is to little or insignificant for me to respond"
Our special time together, whether public or private, will be playful and sensual, slow as you wish and sexy as we can make it.
I am a naughty girl, given the opportunity. I give a great massage, and I would love pamper you. Fulfill any and all of your fantasies would be my absolute pleasure.
My specialties include, but are not not limited to
Virgins, Newbies and Rusty
GFE (Girl Friend Experince)
Couples & 2 Girl Parties
Fetishes
Overnights & Outdates
Bachelor Parties
Let me plan, or be part of your plans, to have an exceptional bachelor party, anniversary party, going away party, birthday party, or anything else that you can possible fantasize.
I love out dates, overnight dates, and I will personally pick you up in a limo from the airport to travel to our destination.
So PM me and arrange your own taste of heaven. Take a walk on the wild side and let me have the honor of fulfilling your most passionate "caliente" desires!
[email protected]
Facts About Me: http://bit.ly/V9LO18
My Bio: http://bit.ly/ZkJUU8
My Reviews: http://bit.ly/ZSreKy
My Specials: http://bit.ly/15WUUEK
My FAQ'S: http://bit.ly/ZkJRrn
My Newsletter: http://www.jadecapri.com/jade-capri-newsletter#.Urs-lKVSFz8
Website: http://www.jadecapri.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/jadecapri1
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jadecaprilrn
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When Visiting Nevada, Stay At Motel 69!
Future Pimps, Pre-Order Today!!!
On Sale March 17th! Preorder here!
In The Art of The Pimp, Dennis will offer a hilarious, insightful, behind-the scenes look at life at The BunnyRanch. Dennis will reveal the tricks of turning tricks, the secrets of his outrageous marketing stunts, and scandalous details of his friendships with porn stars, prostitutes and politicians!
Readers will learn how "Bunnies" negotiate, the dirty little secrets of getting men to fall in love with them and the inside tales of "The Girlfriend Experience", the #1 requested menu item.
The Art of The Pimp will take readers on a wild ride through his countless sexual conquests, romantic failures and business successes!
Please pre-order your book TODAY!
If Romney Runs, He Will Need More Gas!
We had to chuckle at the picture of The Mitt Romney Bus during his last presidential campaign, parked right next to The Alien Cathouse outside of Las Vegas.
We�re not sure if Mitt was on the bus, or whether he stopped in for a quickie, after all, we do subscribe to the "don't see, don�t tell" motto of our brothels, but we are always happy to get politicians some gas, rev up their engines or whatever their hearts desire.
And if Mitt does run again in 2016, we will be happy to service him and all his assistants. After all, it's the American Way, isn't it?
Can We Talk?
With the comedienne Joan Rivers' recent passing, we wanted to thank her for the shout out in her most recent book.
Madame Rivers writes: "I hate people who bring flowers when the family has requested either no flowers or 'in lieu of'. The most appropriate gift is a donation to the person's favorite charity, or their alma mater, or the BunnyRanch, if that's where he spent most of his free time."
Ah Joan, we will miss you. And yes, we do accept donations.
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Now open, The BunnyRanch Bar and Cigar, Thursday through Saturday, 9 PM to 3 AM. Fine cigars, great drinks and hot women. Always a LIVE DJ. Thursday Nights:18 and over. Right across from The BunnyRanch Brothel. Special Music Events always coming up. Just Announced: Ying Yang Twins!
The BunnyRanch Bar
Also visit Madame Suzette's Adult Cabaret Stripclub, located in our New Red Light District. Open Wednesday through Saturday, stop by while visiting The SageBrush or The Love Ranch. Always a drink special, plus some of the hottest dancers in Northern Nevada.
A MADAM'S MOMENT
'It's all about the pearls...'
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
The BunnyRanch celebrates Valentine's Day
the whole month of February!!!
The Bunny's favorite things
to do is go out with their clients to a nice dinner then come
back to the parlor for a nice desert cocktail before strolling
off into the unknown of their boudoirs.
Use your imagination
to plan the rest of your time with the bunny of your choice.
The ladies love to receive candy and flowers during the
month of February. So be sure to bring your favorite
bunny a candy or flower when you come to escort her
to her favorite restaurant for a lovely romantic dinner.
Here are just some other activities around the Reno Lake Tahoe
Carson area to give you some wonderful ideas to choose from:
EDGE Valentine's Day Weekend
Madame Houdini
Hunted Burlesque Revue
Jeferson Starship
2nd Annual Valentine's Pajama Crawl
I Heart Rock N Roll
Chinese New Year
SageBrush Ranch
Sagebrush Starlet of the Month: Destiny Star
FEATURED STARLETS
ADRIANNA
ROXY GOLD
CARMEN SAGE
BAILEY
ELLIE JAY
CUMISHA AMADO
NEW STARLETS
ANNA MOSS
NIKKI EMBERS
TAYLOR MADE
Hope to see you soon!!
MADAM ADRIANNE'S CORNER
Loveranch North
Happy Valentine!
Top Lover of the Month
Jade Capri
FEATURED LOVERS---
 Roxanne Price |
 Sindy Skye |
 Molly Madison |
 Nikki Taylor |
 Cherry Bang |
 Lana Rose |
February is here and it is the month of love! This is the Love Ranch�s signature month!! Need someone to cuddle on Valentine�s Day? Look no further! We have lovely ladies for you! Rather you spend time in our VIP suite, their personal bedroom or go out on the town for an outdate, you�ll have the time of your life!
This months special events are:
Score big with us on Superbowl Sunday! Watch the game, have some snacks and make your own touchdown during halftime with your favorite lover! Starting at 3pm on Feb 1st.
Our Valentine�s Day Party will be on Friday, February 13th. Who will be your Valentine?
We have special pajama nights coming up on February 9th and 23th. Come and get snuggly with your favorite lover!
Our birthdays this month are: Austin Paige and Cherry Bang!
Join us every Sunday morning at 11am for Mimosa Sundays!
Game night is every monday night. Come and hang out with the girls and see what comes up!
We have a live DJ on Friday nights and sing your heart out on Karaoke Saturdays! Our Friday Night Live Ustream show is the perfect place to get to know your next Lover, so is the message board and our @loveranchnorth twitter!
Madam Adrianne
Visit and follow the fun at LoveRanch!
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ALIEN CATHOUSE &
LOVERANCH VEGAS
TJ Monroe
Love Ranch Vegas News
Top Lover for LoveRanch Vegas
LENA HAZE
January was a fun month for us! Congratulations to the beautiful Lena Haze on becoming Lover of the Month!
This lady knows how to have fun!
February started off with the best Super Bowl party ever at Love Ranch Vegas!
We had food, fun & jello shots for $1.00. Although we couldn't tell which team everyone was rooting for, there were some fans from both teams in house that day.
This week with the release of the "Fifty Shades of Grey" movie we expect our dungeon will be kept very busy!
Come on in & experience your very own fifty shades of grey party with us!
Sat the 14th is our VD Party. Come spend the evening with your favorite lady & celebrate! Call now to reserve her 775-372-5251.
We'll have lots of sweet treats in the bar.
The end of the month we wrap things up on the 28th with a Bordello Run & Mardi Gras theme party. Join us for some fun, drinks & sexy ladies!
ALIEN CATHOUSE NEWS
LEXI KAYDEN
January 2015 Cosmic Kitten of the Month
Congratulations go out to Lexi Kayden who is our first 2015 Cosmic Kitten of the Month. Lexi is the newest Cosmic Kitten to be abducted by Alien Cathouse and is our January 2015 Cosmic Kitten of the Month.
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February is very busy here at the Alien Cathouse we are having Hot Tub Tuesdays throughout the month of February. Spend some relaxing time with the lady(s) before your party every Tuesday and it�s free (with booked party). It�s a great way to relax and get to know the ladies before you enjoy their sensual wilds during your party. If you prefer you can spend some time after your party in the Hot Tub, whichever you choose you will melt away in our 8-person Hot Tub in our private back yard that is all wet and hot waiting for you.
February 14th we will be having a Valentine�s Champagne and Strawberry party. If you want to enjoy the company of a Cosmic kitten and be treated like a rock star just book a party anytime Saturday, February 14th and get complimentary Champagne and Strawberries to put you in that Valentine�s mood.
Whatever you do don�t forget to call us at 775-372-5678 and book your favorite Cosmic Kitten for a party. You know we are an out of this world experience to have.
February 28th bring your beads and let the girls show you a good time at our Marti Gras Party. Lots of King Cakes and Beads to enjoy at this festive Green, Purple and Gold event. Snacks and specials will be dancing in our parlor for you to enjoy.
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BROADWAY COMES TO RENO: MEMPHIS
PIONEER CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS
FEBRUARY 6, 2015 - FEBRUARY 8, 2015
BREW HAHA
JOHN ASCUAGA'S NUGGET, (ROSE BALLROOM)
FEBRUARY 13, 2015
8:00 PM - 11:00 PM
Enjoy all-you-can-responsibly-drink beer at the annual Brew HaHa!
This annual benefit for Sierra Arts features over 20 microbreweries under one roof with �all you can drink responsibly� beer. Over 150 types of beer will be available!
This year, the entertainment will be amazing!, two upbeat bands who know how to bring the funk. This is a 21 and over event.
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JEFERSON STARSHIP
HARRAH'S LAKE TAHOE
FEBRUARY 14, 2015
7:30 PM - 11:00 PM
JEFFERSON STARSHIP was created by Paul Katner for the 1971 debut �Blows Against The Empire� recording. The band has since endured 40 years as one of rock's most legendary bands. The legend continues on February 14th with Jefferson Starship at Harrah's South Shore Room!
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LOS LOBOS AT HARRAH'S LAKE TAHOE
HARRAH'S LAKE TAHOE
FEBRUARY 15, 2015
7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
LEWIS BLACK THE RANT IS DUE PART DEUX AT MONTBLEU RESORT CASINO & SPA
MONTEBLEU RESORT CASINO & SPA
FEBRUARY 16, 2015
9:00 PM - 11:00 PM
CRAIG FERGUSON
SILVER LEGACY RESORT CASINO
FEBRUARY 21, 2015
8:00 PM - 11:00 PM
Craig Ferguson will conclude his nine-year run as the host of CBS�s �The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson,� this December but fans of the show will get the chance to see him perform stand-up comedy live on Feb. 21 for his �Hot & Grumpy Tour: Walking the Earth.�
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BIGGEST LITTLE STEAMPUNK EXPO
RENO-SPARKS LIVESTOCK EVENTS CENTER
APRIL 18, 2015 -APRIL 19, 2015
9:30 AM - 5:30 PM
High Desert Steam presents the 4th Annual Biggest Little Steampunk Expo at the Reno-Sparks Livestock Events Center, Exhibit Hall. New for 2015 is expanding the event to two days! The event attracts Steampunk enthusiasts and Burning Man participants. Costumes are admired but never required.
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BRUCE IN THE USA
HARRAH'S LAKE TAHOE
FEBRUARY 28, 2015
7:30 PM - 11:00 PM
The world�s # 1 tribute to Bruce Springsteen and The E Street Band! Bruce In The USA, Live at Harrah�s South Shore Room on February 28th!
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BROADWAY COMES TO RENO: GUYS AND DOLLS
PIONEER CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS
MARCH 6, 2015 -MARCH 8, 2015
PAT TRAVERS BAND
HARRAH'S LAKE TAHOE
MARCH 7, 2015
7:30 PM - 11:00 PM
From the streets of Toronto, to the streets of London, to the streets of the WORLD, now, here to rock with you� The Pat Travers Band Live at Harrah�s South Shore Room on March 7th!
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ROCKY MOUNTAIN OYSTER FRY AND ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE
DOWNTOWN VIRGINIA CITY
MARCH 14, 2015
Often Referred to as the "Testicle Festival!"
The Rocky Mountain Oyster Fry & St. Patrick's Day Parade features marching leprechauns, green attractions, and Rocky Mountain Oysters (yep - beef and sheep testicles).
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EQUINOX SPRING FESTIVAL
SIERRA AT TAHOE
MARCH 21, 2015
12:00 PM - 4:00 PM
THE BEACH BOYS
MONTBLEU CASINO RESORT & SPA
MARCH 27, 2015
9:00 PM
LEON RUSSELL
HARRAH'S LAKE TAHOE
APRIL 18, 2015
7:30 PM - 7:30 PM
LITTLE RIVER BAND
MONTEBLEU
APRIL 18, 2015
12:00 PM - 12:15 PM
RENO CRAFT BEER WEEK
VARIOUS LOCATIONS THROUGHOUT THE REGION
APRIL 18, 2015 -APRIL 25, 2015
Reno Craft Beer Week is a region-wide festival for traveling beer enthusiasts and local fermentation aficionados. Beer dinners, tap takeovers, tastings and beer education events will be offered by participating local breweries and brewpubs throughout the week. On April 25, the event culminates with Backwash, Northern Nevada's premier competition for home brewers.
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