Feb. 2012 issue

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LACI ANN

LACI ANN

Laci Ann
Amazingly Alluring Redhead

I'm a unique mix of sugar, spice, and mystery with a glowing, welcoming smile. I'm equally at home in a stimulating conversation or a stimulating naughty dance!

Playful Wild Child
Shy Southern Belle
Seductive Tigress

I will hunt down your hidden desires. Or you can capture me and satisfy your ultimate sexual hungers.

I am...
- 5 foot 7 inches tall
- Naturally Curvy 34DD-24-36
- A fun loving erotic specialist
- Only at Moonlite Bunny Ranch

I offer...
A wide variety of encounters...
- Short but oh so sweet
- Long and sensual
- The "girlfriend� experience
- Party like a ROCK STAR!
- Multi-girl parties
- Hot tubs, champagne
- All the trimmings!
You can...
Feel comfortable, relaxed and secure in your desires and know that they will be fullfilled...
- Multiple Positions
- Oral - Mutual Oral
- Anal - Fetish
- S & M - Bondage
- Domination - Humiliation
- Threesomes - Orgies
- Erotic massage
- Sensual dances
- Special clothing - Costumes

If you can dream it up, then we can make it happen!
If an "out" date is your desire then we can...
- Keep it low key and private
- Flaunt your �trophy date�
- Go simple, or sophisticated
- Attend a more formal event
- Hit a show in jeans/t-shirts

I will take you places you have never imagined... to delicious heights of passion... leaving you with intimate and passionate memories you will always treasure!

Your privacy and discretion are always protected and assured!

If you have any questions, please email me or PM me on the message boards.

Are you ready for the most erotically enjoyable time of your life?

XO XO XO,
Laci Ann

RUBY RAE

RUBY RAE

Hello, hello! My name is Ruby Rae and sugar, spice, and everything nice, and while I may look like the girl-next-door, don't let this innocent face fool you. I'm as naughty, sexual, and sensual as they come, and you will love every second of it.

You can find me at Dennis Hof�s Love Ranch North in Carson City, NV, where I have been a multi-Lover of the Month in the short time span I�ve been having fun here! I�m 5�4� without heels and I weigh in at a slim 100lbs. I wear a 32B and I have been told that I have a nice backside; not too small and not too big. I�m a tiny ball of energy and adorableness, but don�t let that innocent look fool you. I will ravage you in the bedroom ;) I have fiery red hair (yes, it�s natural!), and I have baby blue eyes. I have a light complexion, meaning creamy porcelain skin. Nothing about me is fake, from my looks to my personality! Also, no tattoos or piercings.

Not only am I confident in the looks area and kick butt in the sexual department, I have an awesome personality! Let me dazzle and entice you with it. Intrigue and interest you. I love conversation, and would love to start one up with you. I can hold a conversation very well, and I�m genuinely interested in everything you have to tell me. I love writing back to emails, because getting to know my clients before we meet is always a lot of fun and takes some of the pressure off. Don't be shy, I don't bite, promise. I�m not going to take your money and run, because I want to establish a connection with all of my clients and stay in touch and hopefully have many return visits. There�s a difference between needing to do this job and wanting to do this job, and when I started it was because of the latter. Being here because I really, truly enjoy it makes all the difference!

After getting to know me, you�ll learn that I can be a bit quirky, but I promise it�s in the cutest way possible. I�m very easy going and I�ve been told that I�m good at calming nerves. I�m a very happy and positive person, and I�ve been told I give off good vibes. I hope to share those vibes with you! I'm educated and love that intellectual is on the list of my many character traits. As for hobbies and favorite activities, I love to read (a lot!), write my little heart out, be outside and participate in water activities, go shopping (lots and lots of shopping), spend time with family and friends, and of course, be at the ranch. There�s a lot to learn about me, and I would love to share it all with you. Let's get to it, shall we?

I love giving a good party; it�s my pride and joy. My specialties include, but are not limited to:

-GFE (Girlfriend Experience): This is my favorite party and my #1 specialty! I am a great girlfriend and I would love to share this side of me with you. Intimacy, sensuality, conversation, connection and passion are the key ingredients to a GFE party and I have perfected them all. Let me show you how I�m redefining the Girlfriend Experience. From enjoying the passionate beginning kisses to the passionate lovemaking; from the conversation that will bond us and form a connection to the sensual touching behind closed doors, you are in for a treat!

-Outdates and/or Overnights: I put these together, because they go great together! They are also quite enjoyable separate. I would love to get to know you better by going out to a nice dinner or having a picnic in the park. Do you like movies? Let�s go see one together. We�ll share popcorn, candy, and hold hands. After our wonderful time together outside of the ranch, let�s go back for an overnight! You stay the night with me and you have me all to yourself with no interruptions. Much fun is to be had for dates like these ;)

-Two girl parties: I love women. Absolutely love them. I would love to experience this party with you and show you, tease you, and play with you while adding another lady into the mix. We can pick from someone of your choosing, or I can grab a lady that I have intense chemistry with. This will definitely be a night to remember!

-Couples: I love couples! They are so much fun, and as I said before�I love women, and would love to make yours go crazy by the wetness and rhythm of my tongue or the intense orgasm she will achieve when I find her g-spot and stimulate her clit to the maximum pleasure possible. Plus, what could be hotter than your significant other and me taking turns to please you? Or better yet, working together (teamwork!) to please you ;)

If your idea for a party with me is not one of the above, don�t worry! Those are not the only parties I provide and I�m very interested in fulfilling your fantasy; just email me and we can discuss! Lastly, you�re probably wondering, �What makes you special?� Well, I�m on a mission to please you and make you feel like a king, and I always complete my missions with gold stars across the board :) I have the innocence and charm of the girl-next-door, but I�m also a sexy, naughty tigress behind closed doors. I�m classy and intelligent, which is a big added bonus! This job is more than just sex for me; it�s about making connection and exploring that connection, so if you�re looking for a real good time with a real awesome lady, then you�ve found your match!

I hope that you like what you�ve read and we can get together and have a great party! Let me know what dates you are considering and we will go from there! If you�re ready to make an appointment with me, please call 775-246-7077. I do require a small deposit (typically 10% of whatever you plan on spending), and this ensures your time with me. When you come in for your appointment I will not be in a lineup or in another party. I will be waiting for you and only you!

Also be sure to check out my reviews so you have an idea of what my parties are like.

Email me at: [email protected]
or send me a contact request!

Can�t wait to get to know you better!
Ruby Rae

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Pimpin 4 Paul!

Our support for GOP Presidential Candidate Ron Paul is in full force. The �BunnyRanch Bump� is hard at work helping Paul garner support. Dozens of media have picked up on our Pimpin For Paul Campaign, including heavyweights MSNBC (The Last Word), CNN and ABC�s NightLine. �We are excited to put our support behind a candidate who supports our business�, says Dennis, �since Ron Paul believes any decisions should be left to the states and counties, not the federal government.�

Pimpin 4 Paul Jokes!

Of course our Pimpin 4 Paul Campaign has brought its fair share of humor. Jay Leno, on The Tonight Show, said the BunnyRanch would consider backing Romney because like us, he changes positions every hour. Other funny lines we have heard: The BunnyRanch rejected Romney because of his missionary past. The BunnyRanch is going to help Ron Paul come from behind. And�.You would bet Herman Cain hates he�s not around to collect this endorsement.

Area 51 Alien Cathouse Soon To Land

When not Pimpin 4 Paul, we are hard at work getting our newest high concept brothel up and running: Area 51 Alien Cathouse, outside of Las Vegas. A good amount of media, including it seems, every Star Trek website, has contacted us for a comment. Already Dennis� wheels are spinning, thinking up costumes and events to make this a �must see� stop in Southern Nevada. So if you know any 3 Breasted Women, or ones in Green or Blue, you might want them to contact us!


TIME Magazine Honors Alien Cathouse

Every week TIME Magazine puts out a Top 10 News Stories and our Area 51 Alien Cathouse captured one of the slots. We love this: �Hey gents, have you ever found yourself jealous of Captain James T. Kirk and his, �er intergalactic conquests? Do you longingly watch Jabba the Hutt�s dancing slave (her name is Oola, if you�re interested) and wonder, what if? Do you long to go where no man has gone before? Well, once a new sci-fi brothel opens in Nevada, you can.�


Tout Us!

Just a reminder that Dennis is Toutin up a storm and you are welcome to follow his video exploits. Just go to this link and become a Tout follower. You�ll get behind the scenes video at events, like ABC�s Nightline visit, New Years Eve Parties, Xmas Parties, heck, any Party Dennis goes to. Of course there will be plenty of videos of Bunnies too, so sign up today!

The Cherry Patch Bar is now open!

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A MADAM'S MOMENT

'It's all about the pearls...'

HAPPY VALENTINE



You are invited to our annual Valentines Day Party held on Sat. Feb 11th at 8PM We will be having lots of games prizes, raffles, food and fun. You can either make an appointment with your favorite bunny or just come on in and pick out a new friend. February is a fantastic month to visit the Reno Tahoe area. Here are some events that will be happening in our area. Hope to see you soon!


Valentine's Day Champagne Dinner on the Lake
LeAnn Rimes
Virginia City Valentines Day Pub Crawl
Mid-Week Snow Train
Cash'd Out "The Next Best Thing To Johnny Cash"
Stargazing Snowshoe Tour

MADAM DIANNE'S NOTEBOOK
Loveranch North

Happy February Everyone,

We have a great month planned for all. Come in on Friday February 17th and spend some time with your favorite Lover.
The Ladies have some Sweetheart packages that's sure to make you feel special.

Why not take your favorite Lady out to Dinner? Tahoe is beautiful this time of the year.

We all hope to see you real soon.

Have a great Month
Bye for now.

Xoxo
Dianne



TOP BOOKER OF THE MONTH- AJ


FEATURED LOVERS---

Ruby Rae
Katrina Marie
Kimberly Love
Nataila Qing
Gillian Sloan
Vanilla Frost
Jade Capri
Frenchie Rose
Nikki Ryan
Sophia Sun


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GRETCHEN'S LOVE REPORT
at Loveranch South

LOVER OF THE MONTH - LRS -Cassidy Williams



We are having a super bowl party on the 5th for super bowl, The 14th we are doing a Valentines day Party and the 18th is a Mardi Gras party.

At the Love Ranch South we are almost done with our newly remodeled rooms for our ladies and they look so great a big thank you to Dennis. The ladies are really excited about the new look. Come out to Crystal to see our beautiful ladies and enjoy the newly remodeled Love Ranch South.

LoveRanch South
775-372-5251
www.loveranch.net

CLICK HERE FOR FUN THINGS TO DO IN NORTHERN NEVADA

KNITTING FACTORY
FEBRUARY 16, 2012
7:30 PM

CASH'D OUT
"THE NEXT BEST THING TO JOHNNY CASH"

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PIONEER CENTER
FEBRUARY 17-19, 2012

BROADWAY COMES TO RENO
MEL BROOKS YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN

A wickedly inspired re-imagining of the Frankenstein legend based on Mel Brooks' classic comedy masterpiece, the story follows bright young Dr. Frankenstein (that's Fronkensteen) as he attempts to complete his grandfather's masterwork and bring a corpse to life. Together with his oddly shaped and endearing helper Igor (that's Eye-gor), his curvaceous lab assistant Inga, and in spite of his incredibly self-involved madcap fianc� Elizabeth, Frankenstein succeeds in creating a monster -- but not without scary and quite often hilarious complications.

With such memorable tunes as "The Transylvania Mania," "He Vas My Boyfriend" and "Puttin' On The Ritz," The New MEL BROOKS Musical YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN is scientifically-proven, monstrously good entertainment ... and the only place you'll witness a singing and dancing laboratory experiment in the largest tuxedo ever made.

www.pioneercenter.com
775-686-6600



RENO-SPARKS LIVESTOCK EVENTS CENTER
FEBRUARY 17-19, 2012

AMA ARENACROSS SERIES

The AMA Arenacross Series captures the heart of America�s motorcycle lovers and showcases the most intimate form of indoor, off-road motorcycle racing. Like its big brother Supercross, dirt race tracks are constructed offering thrilling races for fans. A new format separates riders into two experience classes: Arenacross and Arenacross Lites. There will be professional races on Feb 17 and 18, and amateur day on Feb 19.

For tickets call 800-745-3000 (Ticketmaster)



FUN TRAIN
FEBRUARY 21-23, 2012

MID-WEEK SNOW TRAIN

The Donner Pass route is one of the most historic and scenic rail lines in America! Add the snowy beauty of wintertime and it is spectacular! Onboard entertainment, live music, themes and historical narration are featured. You may purchase snacks and drinks in the Great Dome Car�s Caf�/Bar or bring your own. Ice and glasses are provided. Arrive in downtown Reno relaxed and ready for fun and games. Hot lunch going and a deli lunch on the return, is served at your Reserved Seat.

Phone: 800-783-0783



GRAND SIERRA RESORT & CASINO
FEBRUARY 25, 2012
9:00 PM

BOZ SCAGGS

After first finding acclaim as a member of the Steve Miller Band, singer/songwriter Boz Scaggs went on to enjoy considerable solo success. His commercial breakthrough came with 'Silk Degrees. That album spawned several hit singles ("Lowdown," "Lido Shuffle," "Georgia," "We're All Alone" and "It's Over"), reached number 2 on the Billboard album chart, and eventually sold over 4 million copies. It also brought Scaggs a Grammy award: "Lowdown," which he co-wrote with David Paich, was voted Best R&B song.

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SILVER LEGACY RESORT CASINO
FEBRUARY 25, 2012

LARRY THE CABLE GUY

Larry the Cable Guy has one-liners down to a science and audiences across the country have been responding to his down to earth humor since the early 1990�s. Beginning his career on radio, he soon caught the attention of a fan base outside of the south and began appearing on �Evenings at the Improv� and �Comic Strip Live.� It was the nationally syndicated radio show, Bob and Tom Show that got Larry the most exposure leading to regular spots on Jeff Foxworthy�s Country Countdown Show. From his association with Foxworthy, Larry was invited to join the comedian in 2000 on his highly rated Blue Collar Tour, turning Larry into a superstar.

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SILVER LEGACY RESORT CASINO
MARCH 10, 2012
8:00 PM - 11:00 PM

CLASSIC ROCK BAND FOREIGNER TO PERFORM

Phone: 775-325-7343



RENO EVENTS CENTER
MARCH 14, 2012
7:30 PM - 10:00 PM

BLAKE SHELTON

Blake Shelton, reigning �Male Vocalist of the Year� and five-time CMA nominee including a nod for the most prestigious award, �Entertainer of the Year� will be taking the stage at Reno Events Center on Wednesday, March 14th - with opening acts, Justin Moore and NBC�s �The Voice� finalist, Dia Frampton.

Contact: Ticketmaster Phone: 1-800-745-3000



GRAND SIERRA RESORT & CASINO
MARCH 16, 2012
9:00 PM

PETER FRAMPTON

The three-hour show features a complete performance of Frampton Comes Alive! that the Montreal Gazette describes as �a highly-spirited and expertly-played recreation of the live album.� Frampton will also performs other highlights from his catalog, including his Grammy� Award-winning instrumental album, 2006�s Fingerprints.

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SILVER LEGACY RESORT CASINO
MARCH 16, 2012
8:00 PM

WILLIE NELSON

As a Nashville artist in the �60s, Nelson penned more than a few tunes that have arguably become American classics, including �Crazy,� �Night Life� and the sublime �Funny How Time Slips Away.� But that was just the prologue for the iconoclastic singer-songwriter, who would redraw the borders of country music in the �70s after moving back to Texas and settling in the musical melting pot of Austin. Along with fellow traveler Waylon Jennings, Nelson was labeled the outlaw of the genre, but he was more visionary than rebel, especially with the way he attracted rock fans to take a closer look at country. He was celebrated for his work with buddies like Waylon Jennings, Merle Haggard, Johnny Cash and Kris Kristofferson, but scaled even greater chart heights by singing with Julio Iglesias (�To All the Girls I Loved Before�). Along with Marsalis, recent cohorts have included Western swing band Asleep at the Wheel and reggae icon Ziggy Marley.

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VIRGINIA CITY
MARCH 17, 2012

ROCKY MOUNTAIN OYSTER FESTIVAL AND ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE

This is fun filled day of good eatin� as professional and amateur cooks and chefs from all over the region converge onto one site to compete for the most creative and unique dishes and recipes using�.beef �fries� (testicles)! Top off the fun with the St. Patrick's Day Parade.

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KNITTING FACTORY
MARCH 20, 2012
6:00 PM

WHITECHAPEL

Whitechapel is an American deathcore band from Knoxville, Tennessee. Since their inception in 2006, the band has released three studio albums and four music videos and are currently signed to Metal Blade Records. Whitechapel are notable for employing three guitarists, each of which perform specific parts during performances. Their band name is derived from a district in the built-up inner city of London, known as Whitechapel.

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RENO-SPARKS LIVESTOCK EVENTS CENTER
APRIL 13-15,2012

RENO WORLD OF WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIPS 2012

Phone: 918-366-4411



PIONEER CENTER
APRIL 13-15,2012

BROADWAY COMES TO RENO - THE COLOR PURPLE

The Color Purple, a soul-stirring musical based on the classic Pulitzer Prize-winning novel by Alice Walker and the moving film by Steven Spielberg. It is the unforgettable and inspiring story of a woman named Celie, who finds her unique voice in the world. Nominated for eleven Tony� Awards, The Color Purple is a landmark theatrical event, a celebration of love, and a Broadway phenomenon. With a joyous GRAMMY�-nominated score featuring jazz, gospel and blues, The Color Purple is capturing the hearts of young and old, and uniting audiences in a community of joy.

Phone: 775-686-6600



SILVER LEGACY RESORT CASINO
APRIL 21, 2012
8:00 PM - 11:00 PM

DWIGHT YOAKAM

Multi-platinum Grammy winning singer-songwriter, actor, director and country music pioneer Dwight Yoakam returns to Silver Legacy. The legendary superstar began his career on Warner Music Group�s label Reprise Records, with his debut album, Guitars, Cadillacs, Etc., Etc. and has since recorded 27 albums under both the Reprise Records and Warner Bros. Records imprints. Yoakam is set to release his first studio album in seven years on Warner Bros. Records.

Yoakam is one of the most respected singer-songwriters in music. He's sold more than 25 million albums, has 12 gold albums and 9 platinum or multi-platinum albums, including the triple platinum �This Time.� Five of his albums have topped Billboard�s Country Albums chart with another fourteen landing in the Top 10. More than 30 singles have charted, with twenty-two going top 20, including the incomparable hits �Honky Tonk Man,� �Please Please Baby,� �Little Ways,� �I Sang Dixie,� �It Only Hurts When I Cry,� �Fast as You� and �Thousand Miles from Nowhere.� Yoakam has won two GRAMMY Awards and earned 21 nominations.

Phone: 775-325-7343



UNIVERSITY OF NEVADA RENO
APRIL 26-28,2012

RENO JAZZ FESTIVAL

For half a century, the Reno Jazz Festival at the University of Nevada, Reno has been bringing Grammy winners, superstars and the finest young artists to town. Celebrating 50 years of exemplary jazz, the 2012 festival will feature Grammy-winning saxophonist Joe Lovano, the 14-piece Grammy-nominated Mingus Big Band, as well as the Festival Showcase and Awards performance.

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SILVER LEGACY
APRIL 28, 2012
8:00PM-11:45PM

LISA LAMPANELLI

Lisa Lampanelli is Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean. Heralded as "more than a standup -- a standout," by comedy legend Jim Carrey, Lampanelli is a cross between Don Rickles, Archie Bunker, and a vial of estrogen. She even won accolades from The King of All Media Howard Stern, who called her "a true original and a brilliant comedy mind who'll steal the show every time."

Phone: 775-329-4777

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