Jan. 2012 issue

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ANNA SUVARI - Bunny of the Year!

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AUDREY

Hi ladies and gents. I'm Audrey, a quality sweetie looking to turn your fantasies into reality.

People are my passion and thus, I've been Bunny of the Year. I'm accommodating and love to have a good time.

Originally from Boston, I'm an all natural, petite Italian without tattoos or piercings. I came here initially to finance law school, but decided to pursue my dream of owning a horse farm instead, where I snowmobile as often as possible.

My strongest desire in life is to truly connect with whoever I'm with, wherever I am. I'd love to get to know you and hope you feel the same.

Please contact me today!

Kisses and much more!

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RUBY RAE

Hello, hello! My name is Ruby Rae and sugar, spice, and everything nice, and while I may look like the girl-next-door, don't let this innocent face fool you. I'm as naughty, sexual, and sensual as they come, and you will love every second of it.

You can find me at Dennis Hof�s Love Ranch North in Carson City, NV, where I have been a multi-Lover of the Month in the short time span I�ve been having fun here! I�m 5�4� without heels and I weigh in at a slim 100lbs. I wear a 32B and I have been told that I have a nice backside; not too small and not too big. I�m a tiny ball of energy and adorableness, but don�t let that innocent look fool you. I will ravage you in the bedroom ;) I have fiery red hair (yes, it�s natural!), and I have baby blue eyes. I have a light complexion, meaning creamy porcelain skin. Nothing about me is fake, from my looks to my personality! Also, no tattoos or piercings.

Not only am I confident in the looks area and kick butt in the sexual department, I have an awesome personality! Let me dazzle and entice you with it. Intrigue and interest you. I love conversation, and would love to start one up with you. I can hold a conversation very well, and I�m genuinely interested in everything you have to tell me. I love writing back to emails, because getting to know my clients before we meet is always a lot of fun and takes some of the pressure off. Don't be shy, I don't bite, promise. I�m not going to take your money and run, because I want to establish a connection with all of my clients and stay in touch and hopefully have many return visits. There�s a difference between needing to do this job and wanting to do this job, and when I started it was because of the latter. Being here because I really, truly enjoy it makes all the difference!

After getting to know me, you�ll learn that I can be a bit quirky, but I promise it�s in the cutest way possible. I�m very easy going and I�ve been told that I�m good at calming nerves. I�m a very happy and positive person, and I�ve been told I give off good vibes. I hope to share those vibes with you! I'm educated and love that intellectual is on the list of my many character traits. As for hobbies and favorite activities, I love to read (a lot!), write my little heart out, be outside and participate in water activities, go shopping (lots and lots of shopping), spend time with family and friends, and of course, be at the ranch. There�s a lot to learn about me, and I would love to share it all with you. Let's get to it, shall we?

I love giving a good party; it�s my pride and joy. My specialties include, but are not limited to:

-GFE (Girlfriend Experience): This is my favorite party and my #1 specialty! I am a great girlfriend and I would love to share this side of me with you. Intimacy, sensuality, conversation, connection and passion are the key ingredients to a GFE party and I have perfected them all. Let me show you how I�m redefining the Girlfriend Experience. From enjoying the passionate beginning kisses to the passionate lovemaking; from the conversation that will bond us and form a connection to the sensual touching behind closed doors, you are in for a treat!

-Outdates and/or Overnights: I put these together, because they go great together! They are also quite enjoyable separate. I would love to get to know you better by going out to a nice dinner or having a picnic in the park. Do you like movies? Let�s go see one together. We�ll share popcorn, candy, and hold hands. After our wonderful time together outside of the ranch, let�s go back for an overnight! You stay the night with me and you have me all to yourself with no interruptions. Much fun is to be had for dates like these ;)

-Two girl parties: I love women. Absolutely love them. I would love to experience this party with you and show you, tease you, and play with you while adding another lady into the mix. We can pick from someone of your choosing, or I can grab a lady that I have intense chemistry with. This will definitely be a night to remember!

-Couples: I love couples! They are so much fun, and as I said before�I love women, and would love to make yours go crazy by the wetness and rhythm of my tongue or the intense orgasm she will achieve when I find her g-spot and stimulate her clit to the maximum pleasure possible. Plus, what could be hotter than your significant other and me taking turns to please you? Or better yet, working together (teamwork!) to please you ;)

If your idea for a party with me is not one of the above, don�t worry! Those are not the only parties I provide and I�m very interested in fulfilling your fantasy; just email me and we can discuss! Lastly, you�re probably wondering, �What makes you special?� Well, I�m on a mission to please you and make you feel like a king, and I always complete my missions with gold stars across the board :) I have the innocence and charm of the girl-next-door, but I�m also a sexy, naughty tigress behind closed doors. I�m classy and intelligent, which is a big added bonus! This job is more than just sex for me; it�s about making connection and exploring that connection, so if you�re looking for a real good time with a real awesome lady, then you�ve found your match!

I hope that you like what you�ve read and we can get together and have a great party! Let me know what dates you are considering and we will go from there! If you�re ready to make an appointment with me, please call 775-246-7077. I do require a small deposit (typically 10% of whatever you plan on spending), and this ensures your time with me. When you come in for your appointment I will not be in a lineup or in another party. I will be waiting for you and only you!

Also be sure to check out my reviews so you have an idea of what my parties are like.

Email me at: [email protected]
or send me a contact request!

Can�t wait to get to know you better!
Ruby Rae

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Laci Ann	Caressa Kisses

Jordan Soprano	Mixie Rose

Sarai	Tamela Lee

Veronica Vavoom	Tatyanna

Jayla Conrad	Amy Page

The Truth Is Out There

If you heard a rumor about Dennis buying another brothel, you�re correct. The Area 51 Alien Cathouse is part of a business complex in Armagosa Valley, just north of The LoveRanch South in Crystal. Included is a gas station, convenience store and restaurant. Dennis says, �I put a lot of effort into Nye Country. I put a couple million dollars of my money, and acquired every lot I can, to create a nice little community.� Read more from the Pahrump Valley Times here.

And one way to promote Area 51�

Given that Area 51 is on a major highway leading south in Las Vegas (Highway 95), we are making ourselves known through BillBoards. �It�s a great way to advertise the Travel Center� says Dennis, �as everyone stops by for gas and food, and now maybe some hot extra-terrestrial coupling at the Cathouse!�

So look for our billboards as you travel around Southern Nevada�.and come visit! (By the way, we recommend the Alien Burger at the restaurant!)

Pandering

�In a stunningly candid and courageous memoir, the notorious Hollywood Madam tells her own story for the first time. From a lucrative babysitting empire at the age of 13 to a global network of call girls and customers that stretched from Los Angeles to Kuwait, Heidi Fleiss built and ran the most glamorous and obscenely successful sex business in history. Her spectacular rise and fall captivated the country in the early 90�s, even as it terrified Hollywood�s power elite. Featuring original text, wiretap transcripts, court documents, news clippings, diary excerpts, interviews with hookers, and fantastic original artwork, Heidi tells her story with a fierce regard for the truth. At turns political, passionate, poignant, funny, sexy, angry, outrageous, and wise, Pandering is arguably the bravest and most provocative visual memoir ever published � a book that will make headlines all over again.�

We are proud to be offering Heidi Fleiss� bestselling book on her Life in the biz, �Pandering� at the BunnyRanch Online Store.

Swiss BunnyRanch?

I guess imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. After all, there are BunnyRanch names all over the world. A Portuguese rock band. A Philippine bar in Angeles City. In this case, over is Switzerland, we found the Alpine BunnyRanch on Facebook, but not sure exactly what it is. Maybe you can figure it out at www.facebook.com/SwissAlpineBunnyRanch

Jon Stewart At The BunnyRanch?

We are always getting flagged on Google Search when BunnyRanch is mentioned, but when we read �Jon Stewart spotted at The BunnyRanch with a midget�, we had to see this! Of course, Jon is pictured here with his kid, with some furry bunnies, but we thought it was cute enough to pass on. If he ever does show up here, we�ll get more pictures.

LR's Natalia Qing, BR's Cami and Gucci - Best Inter-Cathouse Threesome Pick?

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Catalina Cruz	Hanna Haze	Rachelle Moon	Cynthia Moore	Marilyn Amore

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A MADAM'S MOMENT

'It's all about the pearls...'

HAPPY NEW YEAR

The BunnyRanch would like to wish everyone out in BunnyLand a very happy and safe New Year. We had a wonderful last year thanks to everyone participating in all ourparties and events thruout the year.

This year we are going to have even more parties and want to invite everyone in advance to come and join in all our bunny festivities.

Every Friday night we have birthday nite where we have a birthday party for all the bunnys who had their birthday that week. Its always celebrated with champagne and cake at 8pm.

On Saturday nites we have DJ Red spinning your favorite hits with all the bunnys dancing the bunny dance! That starts at 9pm. So hope to see you here!!!

Tatyanna and Caressa, the new Blonde Squad

MADAM DIANNE'S NOTEBOOK
Loveranch North

Happy New Year Everyone,

We hope you all had a great Holiday.We had so much fun.Thanks to all our many friends who joined us & our new friends who met us for the first time.

Are you ready to have even more fun? Just wait till you see what we have in store for you up ahead . Your gonna love it, lots of parties, Beautiful Lovers and a whole lot more.

We are all so excited to get started. It's gonna be fantastic.

Hope to see you all real soon.

Xoxo
Dianne

TOP BOOKER OF THE YEAR - Jade Capri

TOP BOOKER OF THE MONTH - Ruby Rae

FEATURED LOVERS---

Jade Capri
Ruby Rae
Natalia Qing
Russia Nite
AJ Love
Vanilla Frost
Kimberly Love
Nikki Ryan
Sophia Sun
Katrina Marie

NEW LOVERS---

Barbie Dee
Megan Sparx
Selena Sweets
Apple Rose

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FAN CLUB
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Caressa's New Business Card

LIZ'S LOVE REPORT
at Loveranch South

LOVER OF THE MONTH - LRS - Daisy Mae

TOP LOVERS---

Cassidy Williams
Sydney Rose
Bella Cream

NEW LOVERS---

Cali Candy
Porter Morgan

Happy New Year's from the Ladies of Love Ranch South!!!!

Going to the AVN's or the Electronic Show this month? Keep your eyes open, you may see a lady or two from the Love Ranch or Bunny Ranch walking around...

Need plans for Superbowl Sunday? Come on out and join our Superbowl party with the ladies!!!

LoveRanch South
775-372-5251
www.loveranch.net

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JOHN ASCUAGA'S NUGGET
CELEBRITY SHOWROOM
JANUARY 20-21, 2012

SHEEP DIP

This annual fundraiser show, dedicated to exposing the follies and foibles of the Truckee Meadows in an evening of skits, songs and dance, is performed by area locals (your neighbors) along with members of the media and even a few of our famous (and infamous) politicians.

Phone: 800-648-1177

PIONEER CENTER
JANUARY 27-29, 2012

BROADWAY COMES TO RENO
MEL BROOKS YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN

A wickedly inspired re-imagining of the Frankenstein legend based on Mel Brooks' classic comedy masterpiece, the story follows bright young Dr. Frankenstein (that's Fronkensteen) as he attempts to complete his grandfather's masterwork and bring a corpse to life. Together with his oddly shaped and endearing helper Igor (that's Eye-gor), his curvaceous lab assistant Inga, and in spite of his incredibly self-involved madcap fianc� Elizabeth, Frankenstein succeeds in creating a monster -- but not without scary and quite often hilarious complications.

With such memorable tunes as "The Transylvania Mania," "He Vas My Boyfriend" and "Puttin' On The Ritz," The New MEL BROOKS Musical YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN is scientifically-proven, monstrously good entertainment ... and the only place you'll witness a singing and dancing laboratory experiment in the largest tuxedo ever made.

www.pioneercenter.com
775-686-6600

KNITTING FACTORY
JANUARY 28, 2012
5:30 PM

TASTE OF RENO 2012 : END OF THE WORLD

Taste of Reno has historically focused on bringing together the area�s diverse music scene for one night so as to support the local music scene.

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RENO BIGHORNS
VS LOS ANGELES
FEBRUARY 10, 2012
7:00 PM

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JOHN ASCUAGA'S NUGGET
ROSE BALLROOM
FEBRUARY 3, 2012
7:00 PM - 10:00 PM

BREW HAHA

The Brew HaHa is a benefit for Sierra Arts. Unlimited beer tasting from 25 breweries & live entertainment featuring Del Castillo. Tickets are $50 in advance and $60 at the door.

E-Mail: [email protected]
Phone: 800-648-1177

JOHN ASCUAGA'S NUGGET
CELEBRITY SHOWROOM
FEBRUARY 4, 2012
9:00 PM - 11:00 PM

BOBBY SLAYTON & BOBBY COLLINS

A true "comic's comic," Bobby Slayton, often referred to as "The Pitbull of Comedy," has been performing his own intense style of stand-up comedy for over 30 years, becoming one of the best known, respected, and energetic comics working today. Bobby Collins is always the funniest guy in the room. With more than 200 stand-up performances around the country each year, he is a show-business institution who has made millions laugh.

E-Mail: [email protected]
Phone: 800-648-1177

KNITTING FACTORY
FEBRUARY 16, 2012
7:30 PM

CASH'D OUT
"THE NEXT BEST THING TO JOHNNY CASH"

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RENO-SPARKS LIVESTOCK EVENTS CENTER
FEBRUARY 17-19, 2012

AMA ARENACROSS SERIES

The AMA Arenacross Series captures the heart of America�s motorcycle lovers and showcases the most intimate form of indoor, off-road motorcycle racing. Like its big brother Supercross, dirt race tracks are constructed offering thrilling races for fans. A new format separates riders into two experience classes: Arenacross and Arenacross Lites. There will be professional races on Feb 17 and 18, and amateur day on Feb 19.

For tickets call 800-745-3000 (Ticketmaster)

RENO EVENTS CENTER
MARCH 14, 2012
7:30 PM - 10:00 PM

BLAKE SHELTON

Blake Shelton, reigning �Male Vocalist of the Year� and five-time CMA nominee including a nod for the most prestigious award, �Entertainer of the Year� will be taking the stage at Reno Events Center on Wednesday, March 14th - with opening acts, Justin Moore and NBC�s �The Voice� finalist, Dia Frampton.

Contact: Ticketmaster Phone: 1-800-745-3000

GRAND SIERRA RESORT & CASINO
MARCH 16, 2012
9:00 PM

PETER FRAMPTON

The three-hour show features a complete performance of Frampton Comes Alive! that the Montreal Gazette describes as �a highly-spirited and expertly-played recreation of the live album.� Frampton will also performs other highlights from his catalog, including his Grammy� Award-winning instrumental album, 2006�s Fingerprints.

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VIRGINIA CITY
MARCH 17, 2012

ROCKY MOUNTAIN OYSTER FESTIVAL AND ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE

This is fun filled day of good eatin� as professional and amateur cooks and chefs from all over the region converge onto one site to compete for the most creative and unique dishes and recipes using�.beef �fries� (testicles)! Top off the fun with the St. Patrick's Day Parade.

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