Jan. 2013
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CARESSA KISSES
TOP BUNNY OF 2012
1. Who's Caressa Kisses?
I'm delighted to make your acquaintance… I was born and raised in Dallas, Texas. I ooze Southern charm (but without a drawl). You'll enjoy my presence and the company that I provide. I am a young woman of many talents and interests. I have spent my life both in the United States and Asia. I am both well-traveled and well-read, and can hold many conversations on a wide variety of topics. I'm a young lady who is a combination of exquisite angelic beauty, genuinely sweet personality, a bright mind, and a playful disposition. They say I have a soft passionate touch that sends chills through a gentlemen's body and leaves them breathless. I enjoy ambient music, mutual sensual touch and masturbation to inflame both our libidos. I prefer extended stays or overnights to fully heighten our sexual encounter, but I am in no way opposed to a quickie, sometimes that can be just as intoxicating. Whether you are looking for a sexy companion, a wonderful date, a few days on the town, or an amazing week of fun together, I hope you will consider me. I feel comfortable in any social environment-whether we're kicking back at a sports event or heading off to a fancy restaurant.
2. How would You describe yourself?
I conduct myself in a very classy and elegant manner, but with a naughty twist. I will not only capture your mind with my down to earth sense of humor, but I will also sweep you off of your feet with my sexy feminine ways! I have a tight, tan, toned petite hard body that men and women both find irresistible. I'm 5'4", 110 lbs with measurements of 32D/ 22/ 32. I have long, blond hair, green hazel eyes, big pouty lips with caress-able silky satin skin. I practice yoga daily to uphold my athletic frame. Though I'm often referred to as a full package, my flirty, fun, outgoing sensuous nature and big smile is what I'm best known for.
3. What Exactly is the BunnyRanch?
It's a Full-service Legal Brothel owned and operated by Dennis Hof. It's a DisneyLand for men & for some women too!
4. Are there Adult rides?
Sure are! The most thrilling, exhilarating rides you will ever take, in fact. I would love to give you a Personal, no-obligation Tour!
5. How tall do you have to be to ride?
Size matters not, but you must be 18 and to enjoy a cocktail at our extensive bar, you must be 21. A valid ID is required to enter the house.
6. Do you like what you do?
No, I Love it! Seriously. I am openly and shamelessly sexual. I have no reservations whatsoever about this. I am living my fantasies! Given all the STD testing that goes on in Nevada and the safety measures we take, it is statistically far safer to experience sex through this avenue than to take your chances in the harsh, unpredictable world of dating.
7. Sweet! So how much does it cost to party?
There are no set prices. It is illegal to discuss this aspect of our encounter outside the Bunny Ranch premises, but I can assure you that I will respect your budget. An appointment with me will always be affordable. You will be Very happy you came. Promise! Your complete satisfaction---more than once, if I have anything to say about it--it is my goal! After all, I want this to be a lasting relationship:)
8. How long have you been at the Bunny Ranch?
I have been making regular appearances at the ranch since November 2011.
9. Isn't the Moonlite BunnyRanch the place where HBO's Hit "Cathouse" series is filmed?
Yes, order me on Demand today!! HBO's Hit "Cathouse-Caressa Kisses the GirlFriend Experience"
10. Will I be filmed without my knowledge?
Never, all areas where filming takes place are roped off & anyone who has not signed a release will not be filmed. Promise!
11. Where are you when you're not at the ranch?
In Tahoe or working out at the gym daily!
12. You do look like you are in great shape, what are your favorite workouts?
I love yoga and cardio. Also light weight lifting just to stay tone.
13. Are you Single?
Yes, I am!
14. Which Porno film did I see you in?
You didn't! I have no plans to expand into other areas of the adult entertainment industry. I do however, appear in HBO and other Main Stream Media, promoting the world-famous Moonlite BunnyRanch.
15. What did you do before this?
I worked in the Medical Field, as a Surgical Technician, Nationally Certified FA
16. Why did you quit that field?
I needed a break.
17. What are your Turn-Ons?
Having a sense of humor, being open-minded, taking care of yourself, generosity, and kindness top the list.
18. Your breasts... are they real?
Extremely Nice, I had them done, they are 32D, but they feel very real, soft and very perky! I love them to be squeezed.
19. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
No Tattoos, but I do have a small nose piercing.
20. Do you smoke?
No, but you can!
21. What's your favorite drink?
Water
22. What about alcoholic drinks?
Cranberry/Vodka with a squeeze of lime.
23. What kind of parties are your favorite?
I specialize in True GFE, Virgins, Inexperienced, Two Girls, & Porn Star Experiences, But I am up for just about anything that feels good.
24. Can I make an appointment?
Absolutely! It's my best way to ensure that I will be available when you're here. If you have specific dates in mind, I will do my best to line up my schedule accordingly. In some cases, no deposit is necessary.
25. Is there a Dress Code at the Ranch?
Nope! However, I do appreciate a person who makes the effort to smell and look nice.
26. Can I shower while I am there?
Yes, you sure can! In My shower in fact. Maybe even with Me!
27. Can I bring my own music, videos, clothing, props, etc. for our party?
Absolutely, I would love it if you did!
28. Is there any Gambling at the Ranch?
No, but there are Casinos within five minutes. I've even been known to be a source of good luck!
29. What if I want to see you Outside the Ranch?
That can be arranged, but only through the BunnyRanch. Those encounters are called "Outdates" & they can be loads of Fun! I love to get off the Ranch to let loose & explore the best that Nevada has to offer--Tahoe, Las Vegas, Genoa's Hot Springs & Reno are a few of my favorites!
JADE CAPRI
LOVER OF THE YEAR 2011
Are you ready for more than just a typical encounter? One that will elevate your senses to a whole new level?
When was the last time that you had an unforgettable experience?
You need Jade Capri, and here I am.
My sultry beauty, genuine character and positive outlook in life enables me to adapt to diverse social situations whilst maintaining the highest level of discretion, making me the perfect companion for any and all occasions.
I am a brand new lady at The Love Ranch North: a tall, radiant 5'8" blonde, head turning bombshell beauty, with a "to die for" authentic and exotic Brazilian body.
My measurements are a mouth watering 36D-27-36. I am told I have a lovely personality, beautiful sparkling blue eyes, great legs, dazzling chest and of course, a fantastic butt!
Originally from Brazil, I am very outgoing. I enjoy making new friends and having fun.
I am also very well educated. I enjoy a stimulating conversation and I would be happy to be your companion for social events, dinner, a sensual time alone together, or accompanied by another lady.
My hobbies include working out, going to the theater, dining out, traveling, and more. I would love to visit all places possible in my lifetime.
Our special time together, whether public or private, will be playful and sensual.
I am a naughty girl, given the opportunity. I give a great massage, and I would love pampering you. Fulfilling any and all of your fantasies would be my absolute pleasure.
Let me plan, or be part of your plans, to have an exceptional bachelor party, anniversary party, going away party, birthday party, or anything else that you can possible fantasize.
I love out dates, overnight dates, and I will personally pick you up in a limo from the airport to travel to our destination.
So PM me and arrange your own taste of heaven. Take a walk on the wild side and let me have the honor of fulfilling your most passionate "caliente" desires!
Specialties: virgins, newbies, GFE, couples, two girls, fetishes, overnights, out dates, bachelor parties (I offer multiple hour discounts for all of these parties.)
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ALANA LUV - Now at the BunnyRanch!
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Diane Sawyer visiting at the BunnyRanch!
Happy 2013! We're Still Here!
Guess those Mayans were wrong because we're still here and going strong into 2013! (Although if you did show up for Mayan Armageddon, at least you were going out with a bang!) We hope you had a great holiday and are thinking of visiting us in the New Year! We got some great things planned for 2013, coupled with a few surprises, and expect this year to be the best year yet!
Working Girls In Bed!
We are proud to present a whole new show on HBO's sister channel, Cinemax, called "Working Girls In Bed!" Brooke Taylor is already tweeting madly about the premiere episode on January 18th, saying "Trust me...u don't want to miss it! Not only will you find out what all of our sexual fantasies are, but you get to watch us fulfill them as well!" OK, we're sold!
Falling Off The Cliff!
As of this newsletter, it seems we have avoided the dreaded fiscal cliff, with small thanks to the boneheads in Washington, but that didn't stop Dennis from having a few words on the subject: "People are making billions on the sex trade in America and no government is making any money off of it, except in some places in Nevada. You can't stop it. Legalization can solve a lot of our problems!"
Hey Andy!
Dennis has been officially invited to host an exclusive New York City art show, dedicated to Andy Kaufman's extensive personal collection of thousands of pieces of hate mail, performance notes, videos of unseen performances and record collection. "This will be really cool" says Dennis, "especially since I was a personal friend of Andy's and we both have history when it comes to The BunnyRanch! Andy would wrestle the girls here! Click here for link to Maccorone Gallery.
You Stream...We All Stream!
Catching up on The BunnyRanch has become much easier with our weekly ustream TV show, on Saturday Nights! Hosted by Dennis or Brooke Taylor, we introduce you to new Bunnies plus answer your questions live in chat. And on Friday Nights, we stream live from The LoveRanch North! All shows are live but can be seen on the UStream archives, so don't be a stranger! Here is a quick link!!
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A MADAM'S MOMENT
'It's all about the pearls...'
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
We want to thank every one out in bunnyland for the best year ever.
It was sure nice meeting new friends who have become family along
the way.
We have lots of snow and then sunshine to make it easy to come
out and have a nice skiing trip with your favorite bunny.
A lot of the other favorite activities are snowmobiling and going up to
Lake Tahoe, sightseeing, shows, Heavenly Tram, Dixie Queen.
Thanks again everyone for being our friends.
MADAM
DIANNE'S NOTEBOOK
Loveranch North
AN EXCITING NEW YEAR AHEAD!
JADE CAPRI --- LOVER OF THE YEAR
FEATURED LOVERS---
 Crystal Jon |
 Smokin Amber |
 Nikki Ryan |
 Cherry Bang |
 Kitty Lynn |
 Kimberly Love |
New Lovers
Presley Monroe
Sparkle Skye
Alexis Darien
Bianca Rain
Melissa Amanda
Scarlet Sky
I hope everyone had a great holiday. Thanks to all who joined us..
We are so excited about the new year, There's snow on the mountain ,perfect for you and your favorite Lover to have a fun day out.
It's wonderful to have such great friends and meet so many new ones.
There is a long list of hotties who can't wait to get in the door and be your next Love Ranch Lover.
Make the LoveRanch North your very next stop. We have a DJ every Friday night & Karaoke every Saturday.
And a whole lot of fun in between.
Sincerely,
Madam Dianne
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LoveRanch South
Uncle Emery
Manager of LoveRanch South
EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN
Happy New Year everyone. Everything old is new again... At Dennis Hof's World Famous LoveRanch. It's almost like the girls have re-found their virginity, they seem so coy, so sweet, so innocent... Except for GIJen - that girl is insatiable when it comes to satisfaction. But don't worry, they might look innocent, but they still remember what to do and how to do it!
Talking of GIJEN we are proud to announce she is December's Lover of the Month. This puts her on the bed next to our very own naughty but nice Hollywood. GIJEN is 2012's Booker of the Year, too! This beautiful girl comes with a warranty for a perfect ride every time... she can do all her own servicing, but is more than happy to let the other girls work on revving her engine.
So what's coming up in January? For all those heading to Vegas for CES, The Shot Show, or AVN Awards, we promise you the biggest bang for your bucks here at the LoveRanch in Crystal, Nevada... 45 minutes from the Las Vegas strip and 10 minutes from Pahrump, we are more than happy to send you a car. In fact, this year, world famous adult star Evan Stone is bringing the party to the Love Ranch when he throws an AVN after-party at the LoveRanch on January 20. Who knows who he will bring along? But we know it will be long on fun and very short on skirts.
You know, the New Year is also about resolutions, and we have just one, the same one every year... We want to make sure that everyone who walks through our door leaves with a smile on their faces like it's a birthday and Christmas wrapped into one. Dennis Hof's LoveRanch is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Why close? When you are with us, every day is a holiday.
Upcoming events for the Love Ranch
AVN Awards party January 17th-20th
Mardi-Gras Party Saturday February 9th
St. Patrick's Party Saturday March 16th
G.I. Jen - LRS Lover of the Year
FEATURED LOVERANCH SOUTH LOVERS---
 Amanda Blow |
 Leah Lalay |
 Smokin' Amber |
 Riley Sapphire |
 Sweet Stacy |
 Cherry Bang |
ALIEN CATHOUSE
Madam Sonja
ALIEN CATHOUSE
January Specials
January 18-19 Spa Retreat Event - Book now to take advantage of introductory specials that will be available this weekend only! Our spa room equipped
for couple's massages as well as multi-girl massage. We'll weave a sensual
story that will end with a smile you can't shake but know this: Our ladies
have skills that go way beyond a happy ending. Enjoy deep tissue, cranial
sacral, lingam, or acupressure massage, a Reiki treatment, hot towel
treatment or even an edible scrub party. We make our own oils and scrubs
right here from high quality natural products. Enjoy the sensual pleasure
of massage and the freedom to take that pleasure as far as your comfort zone
allows. We will also have workshops available in Reiki I & Couple's
massage.
January 25-26 When it's cold outside the stars shine brighter. We're
celebrating with a Hot Tub Time Machine Party. Inside, we'll be sporting
80's themed outfits but will quickly doff it off to enjoy the steaming hot
water with the gang. (Yeah. I know that rhymes with 'bang!') Throw your
head back with us and find out what pleasures the universe has in store for
YOU this cumming year.
We're also bucking old-school brothel tradition & courting those who have
never considered brothels as a resource for living out sexual fantasies.
We're inviting couples & swinger groups every Friday night to party at no
charge at The Alien Cathouse. There will be no obligation or pressure to
hook up with anyone. Couples & swinging singles would be welcome to
socialize in our bar for good sexy fun. On premise sex for swingers is
available. You'll have the option to add one or more of our ladies to your
tryst or book specialty rooms if you want. No pressure, no obligation.
Consider us a haven where groups of sexual kindred can go to have safe sexy
fun. Single men or individuals with a fetish can either join a couple on
their own, become a part of a couple with one of our ladies, branch off with
just one of our ladies, or just enjoy the social ambiance. The bar
environment in our brothel is extremely civilized as it is a "Be nice if you
want nookie culture" much like traditional swing clubs.
CLICK HERE FOR FUN THINGS TO DO IN NORTHERN NEVADA
ELDORADO HOTEL CASINO
JANUARY 22, 2013 - APRIL 14, 2013
MAGIQUE
Kevin & Caruso put excitement and fun into the art of illusion with their award winning stage spectacular, "Magique," in the Eldorado Showroom
Staged and directed by seven time "Show of the Year" recipient, Mistinguett, "Magique" blends grand illusions, pyrotechnics and dazzling costumes with a dose of comedy with a splash of Cirque.
Prepare for a magical evening and reserve tickets for "Magique" in the Eldorado Showroom today.
SILVER LEGACY RESORT CASINO
JANUARY 25, 2013
8:00 PM - 11:00 PM
JAY LENO
Jay Leno � named America's Favorite TV Personality in the 2009 Harris Poll � has been America's late night leader for almost two decades. Join Silver Legacy in welcoming Jay to the Grande Exposition Hall on Friday, January 25 at 8 p.m.
Prior to embarking on the new show, and before returning to the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno," Jay served as the host of the Emmy Award-winning and top-rated "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" since 1992. He followed in the footsteps of legendary NBC late-night hosts Steve Allen, Jack Paar and Johnny Carson, while at the same time creating his own unique late-night style with a combination of humor, talk and entertainment each night at 11:35 p.m. ET - the wee hours when viewers want to wind down with a few laughs before drifting off to dreamland. His outstanding and engaging combination enabled "The Tonight Show" to capture its timeslot for a remarkable 15 consecutive years, while making the show one of the most valuable properties not just for NBC but in all of television.
Jay has performed hundreds of comedy shows around the United States for the past 20-plus years. In 2001, he traveled to Bosnia, where he performed for military troops associated with the war in Afghanistan. Jay also traveled to Aviano, Italy to entertain military troops associated with the peacekeeping efforts in Bosnia. He remains passionate about performing in front of live audiences and appears regularly in Las Vegas, on college campuses around the United States and in other venues.
Phone: 775-325-7343
RENO-SPARKS CONVENTION CENTER
JANUARY 23 - 26, 2013
SAFARI CLUB INTERNATIONAL
Our Annual Hunter's Convention, which celebrating its 41st anniversay in January 2013, is the largest, most exclusive sport convention in the world that features hundreds of exhibits and auction items. A vastly recognized event, SCI Convention is where the most reputable and high-quality vendors offer not just their services, but also an opportunity for membes to contribute to the outdoor industry.
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SILVER LEGACY RESORT CASINO
FEBRUARY 1, 2013
8:00 PM - 10:00 PM
STYX
If you had any interest in music in the '70s and '80s, you know the music of Styx. They were the first rock 'n' roll band to release four consecutive albums that went Multi-Platinum beginning with The Grand Illusion followed by Pieces of Eight, Cornerstone and Paradise Theatre. It was the power ballad, "Lady," from the album Styx II that was their breakout hit and got the ball rolling. On the heels of the hit single "Lady," Styx released Equinox in 1975, selling well and yielding the rock anthem "Suite Madame Blue," which gained the band considerable recognition and airplay. When Tommy Shaw signed on, it proved to be the missing piece in the puzzle and the rest was history, spawning such classic rock radio standards as "Come Sail Away," "Renegade," "Blue Collar Man" and "Fooling Yourself." Now Styx is back at Silver Legacy for one night! Join the band that continues to conquer the planet, one venue at a time.
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RENO EVENTS CENTER
FEBRUARY 2, 2013
7:30 PM - 10:30 PM
THE WHO
There are four names always on or near the top of the list of all time great Rock 'n' Roll bands: The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin and The Who.
The Who was formed by sheet-metal worker Roger Daltrey in 1963. The the line up, after a couple of adjustments, established itself with Daltrey on lead vocals, Keith Moon on drums, John Entwistle on bass and Pete Townshend on lead guitar. T
ownshend, honouring his art student credentials, wrote (and still writes) music famous for having an 'edge', complemented by the wildly creative performance techniques of each member of the band.
It is generally acknowledged among rock aficionados that The Who in their heyday were the most exciting live band on the planet, with their Live at Leeds album (1970) hailed as the greatest live album of all time. The compositional skills of Townshend have always been way beyond the conventional, as is proven not only in classic songs like 'My Generation' and 'Baba O'Riley' but also in his two great rock operas (a form he more or less invented single-handed) Tommy and Quadrophenia.
Phone: 1-800-745-3000
SILVER LEGACY RESORT CASINO
FEBRUARY 8, 2013
8:00 PM - 10:00 PM
LEWIS BLACK
Lewis Black, known for his crabby, jarring, political commentary as a regular on Comedy Central's "The Daily Show," is taking his show on the road! Lewis' live performances provide a cathartic release of anger and disillusionment for his audience� Lewis yells so they don't have to. A passionate performer who is more pissed off optimist than mean-spirited curmudgeon, he's perfected expressing what the rest of us cannot say in polite company. Lewis is the rare comic who can cause an audience to laugh themselves into incontinence while making compelling points about the absurdity of our world. Don't miss your chance to see Lewis Black live at the Grande Exposition Hall on Friday, February 8 at 8pm.
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SILVER LEGACY RESORT CASINO
FEBRUARY 15, 2013
8:00 PM - 11:30 PM
CHIPPENDALES
Sinful schoolboy charm and naughty fantasy colliding with the boy next door. This is the winning combination that has solidified Chippendales� as the premier name in women's entertainment.
Capturing the perfect balance of sex appeal and tasteful teasing, this full production show portrays everything from men in uniform to dusty cowboys. Eliciting waves of screams from their excited audience, the men of Chippendales dance and sing their way into the hearts of birthday girls, bachelorettes and girlfriends who just want to have fun. There is guaranteed to be something for every woman!
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PIONEER CENTER
FEBRUARY 22-24, 2013
BROADWAY COMES TO RENO - WEST SIDE STORY
Performance Times:
Friday, February 22 - 8pm
Satuday, February 23 - 2pm & 8pm
Sunday, February 24 - 2pm & 7pm
"The true stars of WEST SIDE STORY are Jerome Robbins' graceful, endlessly expressive choreography and Leonard Bernstein's score, which still sounds bracingly modern a half-century after it was first heard. The music is a primal force." - Variety
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SILVER LEGACY RESORT CASINO
MARCH 9, 2013
7:00 PM - 11:00 PM
GRAMMY-WINNING ROCK BAND YES!
Call it a true classic rock double header--and the quintessential live concert experience.
In a career first, iconic and Grammy-winning rock band YES will perform two of their classic albums in their entirety, all in one concert, on a special tour in 2013: 1971's The Yes Album and 1972's Close To The Edge. Music audiences will experience the albums, each representing an important milestone in YES' career, performed from beginning to end.
Founded in 1968 by Jon Anderson and Chris Squire, Grammy-award winning recording artists YES have created some of the most important and influential music in rock history, such as iconic pieces "Roundabout," "Close to the Edge," "I've Seen All Good People," "Owner of a Lonely Heart," and countless others. Having sold tens of millions of records over its four-decade career, YES continues creating masterful music that inspires fans and musicians from around the world.
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MT. ROSE SKI TAHOE
MARCH 9, 2013
MCKINNEY CUP
This annual Masters event pits some the fastest skiers in the sport against each other as they race through the slalom and giant slalom courses.
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VIRGINIA CITY
MARCH 16, 2013
ROCKY MOUNTAIN OYSTER FESTIVAL AND ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE
In March, the Rocky Mountain Oyster Fry & St. Patrick's Day Parade features marching leprechauns, green attractions, and a Rocky Mountain Oyster Fry (yep�they are either beef or sheep testicles, or some of both.) This is a fun filled day of unique eating as professional and amateur cooks compete for the most creative and unique dishes utilizing these unique delicacies.
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RENO-SPARKS LIVESTOCK EVENTS CENTER
MARCH 22-24, 2013
ANNUAL SHRINE CIRCUS
Building: Main Arena
Event Friday - 7pm
Saturday 11am, 3pm & 7pm
Sunday 1pm & 5pm
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RENO-SPARKS CONVENTION CENTER
MARCH 23 - MARCH 24, 2013
NEVADA WOMEN'S EXPO
For more than a decade, Nevada Women's Expo has delivered women the best in business, life, style and health resources. We're glad you're here.
Saturday, March 23 10am - 5pm
Sunday, March 24 11am - 4pm
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