SHOCKING TRUTHS OF DENNIS HOF!
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It�s Smokin Hot! You�ve seen Smoke Magazine on newsstands and in fine cigar establishments across America. Past covers of Smoke Magazine included Mel Gibson, Samuel Jackson, Kevin Spacey, Virginia Madsen & Denis Leary. And now Dennis will grace the cover for the Summer 2008 issue. Titled �Shocking Truths of Dennis Hof - Star of HBO�s Hit Reality Series CATHOUSE� we expect this issue of Smoke to be one of the hottest to come off the presses. And if you want to know some of the shocking truths...well, you�re going to have to buy a copy. |
Hi! My name is CoCo Brantley and I would best describe myself as a sweet Southern Bell. I am petite with long silky hair and piercing blue eyes. I am outgoing and fun, but I'm a very passionate lover.
Completely satisfying you is what stimulates me the most and I truly take pleasure in learning new ways to thrill my companions. You can be sure that when we meet, you will be spending time with a true sensualist, a temptress who is dedicated to the ultimate in pleasure.
When I am not working at the Bunny Ranch I enjoy working out, playing tennis, reading and relaxing at the beach.
I love good food, good wine, and Peanut M&M's!!! Hope to see you soon for the ultimate in sexual experiences!
xoxo...CoCo
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Summer Paige |
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Bailey Monroe |
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Shakyra |
Peaches n Cream |
Barbie Bentley |
Bentley Jo |
Samantha Lee |
Goldeylocks |
Rumor has it Love Ranch General Manager Rich (nicknamed Love Ranch Rich by Daddy D) is picking girls based on their posteriors. Indeed this reporter has not seen such a bountiful bevy of backside beauties since covering the female beach volleyball world championships. Rich defended his hiring choices, �Look, it is true I am a connoisseur of fine asses but just check out new hires Jordan, Maddie, Alex, PJ, Shana and XXX star Dusti Rose. They are beautiful from head to toe. If you don't believe me just look at a some of Dusti Rose's photos. Before the interview ended, Rich had one thing to add, “Did I mention Dusti has a great ass?”
STIMULUS ROARS ON
�We thought it was a great promotion.� says Dennis, �And obviously so does the media.� We�re talking about our stimulus program, whereby customers are welcome to cash their stimulus check from George Bush and spend it on BunnyRanch Bush. The nice thing is we DOUBLE your value of the check. So far media outlets all over the country have taken a look, with coverage on ABC�s Early Morning National Show, CNBC and FOX News.
MORE STIMULUS MEDIA
Associated Press picks up the story Nationwide!
Owner Dennis Hof poses Thursday, June 26, 2008 with some of his "working girls" in the parlor of his Moonlite BunnyRanch in Mound House, east of Carson City. Rising fuel prices are putting a pinch on the world's oldest profession. Nevada brothels that cater to long-haul truckers are offering gas cards and other promotions after experiencing business declines of up to 25 percent from a year ago, industry officials said Friday. Read KansasCity.com article
AND THEN THERE�S PAUL
The funniest media outlet to pick up on the stimulus program came from left field and we got a good chuckle out of it. America�s premier radio commentator, Paul Harvey, made mention of us on his national radio show. Then again, our stimulus program is a sign of the times, but still, Paul Harvey talking about The BunnyRanch?
PUNIVERSE
Dallas� radio Mr. Puniverse Contest (Big Dick Hunter) is officially over after Dennis and Bunnies paid a visit to the finale. Again the award of an all-expense paid trip to The BunnyRanch went to the scrawniest, skinniest, puniest guy in Texas. Last year�s winner was so skinny he disappeared when he turned sideways. We can�t wait till this years winner shows up!
FRENCH AND CHERI
Some nice visits from a French Travel Documentary Team who is visiting nomadic lifestyles across America. They are focusing in on a Bunny who travels back and forth to work for us. You know the French�strange tastes in television. Also, Cheri Magazine is expecting to do a pictorial/feature piece on Life At The BunnyRanch, so in case you subscribe, look for it in the coming months.
WE WERE DARED
Recently got a nice invite from The Johnny Dare Show in Kansas City, who will be celebrating their 15th Anniversary. Dennis and Bunnies are expected to show up August 1st for a huge 10,000 people rock concert. We will also have some screen time to tell our story of our relationship with JD. Rumor is some big name acts will show up, including Judas Priest, Jackyl, Drowning Pool, and Federation of Horsepower.
Dennis Hof says, "Buy this book. It'll open your mind!"
This autographed BunnyRanch menu recently sold on Ebay for $26.44! Don't be duped! Come on over to the BunnyRanch and get your autographed copy of our menu --- for FREE!!!
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!!!
COME CELEBRATE JULY 4TH AT THE WORLD FAMOUS MOONLITE BUNNYRANCH AND
MAKE YOUR OWN FIREWORKS WITH ONE OF OUR GORGEOUS BUNNYS!!!!
LAKE TAHOE IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE TO SEE NEVADA'S FINEST FIREWORKS. THE
WATER IS PURE AS SNOW. THE BUNNYS LOVE TO GO TO LAKE TAHOE AND SEE
ALL THE WONDERFUL ENTERTAINMENT IT HAS TO OFFER.
THE DIXIE QUEEN IS
ONE WAY TO SEE BEAUTIFUL EMERALD BAY. JUST MAKE SURE YOU STOP BY THE
BUNNYRANCH FIRST TO PICK UP YOUR FAVORITE BUNNYS.
WE WOULD LOVE TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THESE VERY SPECIAL BUNNYS THIS
MONTH:
JULY 3 LEXI BARDOT
JULY 5 VANILLA FROST
JULY 16 LACI ANN
JULY 20 SHY LOVE
JULY 25 ALEXIS FIRE
JULY 30 JESSICA MARIE
Atlantis
3800 S. Virginia St.
824-4467
- » Guess Who
July 4-5; $35 advance; $38 show day - » Kansas
Aug. 29-30; TBA
El Dorado
4th and Virginia Sts.
786-5700 or 800-648-5966
- » �FloorPlay�
Through Aug. 10; $33.95, $38.95, $43.95 - »�Aphelion�
Aug. 15 to Nov. 14; $24.95, $29.95 , $34.95, $39.95; seniors from $19.95
Grand Sierra
2500 E. Second St.
789-2285 or 800-648-3568
- » Andrew Bird
- » Mike Ness with guest the Horton Brothers
July 12; $30 - » Andrew Bird with guest Ryan Francesconi
July 16; $25 - » Tracy Morgan
July 19; $27.50, $38.50, $60.50 - » Brett Dennen
July 23; $18 - » Paramore with guest Paper Route
July 28; $30 - » Michael McDonald
Aug. 15; $71.50, $93.50 - » Beck with guest Devandra Banhart
$42.50 - » Terry Fator
Aug. 23; $38.50, $49.50, $60.50, $108.90
John Ascuaga's Nugget
1100 Nugget Ave.
356-3300 or 800-648-1177
- » Boney James
July 21; $40 - » The Alarm, the Fixx and the English Beat
July 26; $30 - » Lyle Lovett
July 29; $79 - » Shawn Colvin
Aug. 2; $35 - » BoDeans
Aug. 16; $35 - » Best in the West Nugget Rib Cook-off
The Blasters, Aug. 28;
Bucky Covington, Aug. 29;
Night Ranger, Aug. 31;
Joe Bonamassa, Sept. 1; free
RENO BALLROOM
Fourth and Center streets
325-7401 or 800-687-8733; on show days, 325-7601
- »Tom Jones
July 19; $45, $70, $80, $95 - » Ringo Starr and His All Starrs: Colin Hay, Billy Squier, Hamish Stuart, Edgar Winter, Gary Wright and Gregg Bissonette
July 25; $50, $70, $80, $95 - » Jim Gaffigan
July 26; $30, $45, $55
RENO EVENTS CENTER
400 N. Center St.
335-8840
- »Stevie Wonder
July 4; $55.50, $99.50, $165.50 - » Steve Miller Band with guest Joe Cocker
Aug. 16; $55, $70, $85 - » Larry the Cable Guy
Aug. 23; $45, $55, $75, $80
Silver Legacy
407 N. Virginia St.
325-7401 or 800-687-8733
- » Vietnamese Show
July 5; $25 - » Joan Rivers
July 12; $35, $45, $60 - » Styx
July 18; $50, $60, $75 - » Buddy Guy and George Thorogood
July 31; $55, $65, $75 - » Chris Isaak
Aug. 1; $60, $70, $80 - » Engelbert Humperdinck
Aug. 2; $45, $60, $70 - » Beach Boys
Aug. 8-9; $55, $65, $75 - » Rodney Carrington
Aug. 15; $35, $45, $55 - » K.T. Tunstall
Aug. 22; $35, $45, $60 - » Jason Aldean
Aug. 30; $45, $55, $65 - » Chicago
Aug. 31; $66, $71, $81
Crystal Bay Casino,
Lake Tahoe
14 Nevada 28, Crystal Bay
831-0512
- » Chicago Afrobeat Project
July 2; free - » Todd Wolfe
July 3; free - » Stymie & the Pimp Jones Love Orchestra
July 4; free - » The Spazmatics �80s dance party
July 5; free - » Papa Mali
July 7; free - » Jonah Smith
July 14; free - » Del Castillo
July 15; free - » David Lindley
July 19; $23 - » Tinsley Ellis
July 21-22; free - » Carolyn Wonderland
July 24; free - » New Riders of the Purple Sage with guest Moonalice
July 25; $20 advance, $23 show day - » AC/DShe
July 26; $20 advance, $23 show day - » The Red Elvises
July 30-31; free - » Curtis Salgado
Aug. 4-5; free - » Big Sam�s Funky Nation
Aug. 6-7; free - » Charlie Musselwhite Band and the Iguanas
Aug. 9; $22 advance, $25 show day - » David Jacobs Strain
Aug. 9; free - » The Waybacks
Aug. 18-19; free - » Habib Koite and Bamada
Aug. 20; $15 advance, $17 show day - » Garage a Trois
Aug. 22; $17 advance, $20 show day - » Bryan Lee and the Blues Power Band
Aug. 25; free
HARVEYS
Highway 50, Stateline
800-427-7247
Tickets at Ticketmaster outlets
- »Journey, Heart and Cheap Trick
July 12; $49.50, $59.50, $99.50, $125.50, $199.50 - » James Taylor
July 26; $49.50, $79.50, $125 - » Toby Keith with guests Montgomery Gentry, Carter�s Chord, Mica Roberts and Trailer Choir
July 27; $67.50, $87.50, $97.50, $125 - » Steely Dan
Aug. 2; $49.50, $69.50, $89.50, $125.50 - » Sammy Hagar and the Wabos with guest Montrose
Aug. 9; general $57.50 advance, $60 show day - » Alan Jackson
Aug. 15; $39.50, $49.50, $59.50, $79.50, $125.50 - » Sheryl Crow with guests James Blunt, and Toots and the Maytals Aug. 23; $49.50, $79.50, $99.50, $125.50
- » KISS
Aug. 30; $59.50, $89.50, $125, $155
HORIZON
Highway 50, Stateline
588-6211
- » Ongoing: Yesterday - A Tribute to the Beatles
Wednesday-Monday; $24.95
MONTBLEU
No. 55 Highway 50
588-3515 or 800-648-3353
- » Eddie Money
July 5; $38.50 - » Rita Rudner
July 12; $35, $45 - » America
July 19; $38.50, $49.50 - » Doobie Brothers
July 28; $88, $99
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