July 2012 issue

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JORDAN SOPRANO

JORDAN SOPRANO

I'm Jordan Soprano, your "All American Girl Next Door".. you know.. the one your mother warned you about. I have a very sweet, sensual demeanor and a very sassy, sexy attitude just waiting for the right time to come out and play.

A little about me..
I am a 5'2", 34c, 125lbs, brunette, originally from Southern Ca. I have been working with the Ranch since October of 2008. I must admit... I LOVE it here, and it shows! Outside of the bedroom I like to keep quite active. In the winter you will most likely find me on the mountain playing in the snow. And in the Summer, I almost never have clothes on. I love being by the water and running around in a bikini all day. I have an American Bulldog at home that loves to hit the Lake with me. When I am indoors, I have been known to indulge in my video games, or sit down and watch a good comedy, especially stand up. Cooking is another favorite pass time for me, How does breakfast in bed sound to you?

Good conversation and laughter are huge turn on's for me. I am extremely open minded and easy going, and I enjoy that in a partner as well. Discretion and respect are both qualities I value very much. So rest assured that our time together will stay our naughty little secret. Size, gender, experience, or any other specification makes no difference to me. I welcome all who are ready to indulge in an erotic adventure and make memories that last a life time.

Are you looking for a very intimate and romantic evening? The "Girlfriend Experience" sounds right down your alley! Lets take the time to explore each and every inch of each other, inside and out!

Are you ready to lose your Virginity and learn the ropes around the bedroom? I would love to show you just how amazing the bedroom can be and I teach you everything you need to know so you can "blow" your partners mind!!

Or are you looking for the perfect gift for your husband or wife? I would love to have you both unwrap me for a night full of ecstasy and adventure!

Lets get to know each other on both a personal and intimate level, so that when I finally get to sneak you back to my bedroom its like reacquainting with an old friend.

But enough about me. I want to know all about you. I want to know what gets your fire started. Tell me your most erotic thoughts. Lets get to know each other so we can start start to explore fantasies together. I can't wait to feel your touch....

RUBY RAE

RUBY RAE

Hello, hello! My name is Ruby Rae and sugar, spice, and everything nice, and while I may look like the girl-next-door, don't let this innocent face fool you. I'm as naughty, sexual, and sensual as they come, and you will love every second of it.

You can find me at Dennis Hof's Love Ranch North in Carson City, NV, where I have been a multi-Lover of the Month in the short time span I've been having fun here!

I'm twenty-one years young, 5'4" without heels and I weigh in at a slim 100lbs. I wear a 32B and I have been told that I have a nice backside; not too small and not too big. I'm a tiny ball of energy and adorableness, but don't let that innocent look fool you. I will ravage you in the bedroom ;)

I have fiery red hair (yes, it's natural!), and I have baby blue eyes. I have a light complexion, meaning creamy porcelain skin. Nothing about me is fake, from my looks to my personality!

Also, no tattoos or piercings.

Not only am I confident in the looks area and kick butt in the sexual department, I have an awesome personality! Let me dazzle and entice you with it. Intrigue and interest you. I love conversation, and would love to start one up with you. I can hold a conversation very well, and I'm genuinely interested in everything you have to tell me. I love writing back to emails, because getting to know my clients before we meet is always a lot of fun and takes some of the pressure off. Don't be shy, I don't bite, promise.

I'm not going to take your money and run, because I want to establish a connection with all of my clients and stay in touch and hopefully have many return visits.

There's a difference between needing to do this job and wanting to do this job, and when I started it was because of the latter. Being here because I really, truly enjoy it makes all the difference!

After getting to know me, you'll learn that I can be a bit quirky, but I promise it's in the cutest way possible. I'm very easy going and I've been told that I'm good at calming nerves. I'm a very happy and positive person, and I've been told I give off good vibes. I hope to share those vibes with you!

I'm educated and love that intellectual is on the list of my many character traits. As for hobbies and favorite activities, I love to read (a lot!), write my little heart out, be outside and participate in water activities, go shopping (lots and lots of shopping), spend time with family and friends, go to plays/musicals/concerts, travel, and of course, be at the ranch.

There's a lot to learn about me, and I would love to share it all with you. Let's get to it, shall we?

I love giving a good party; it's my pride and joy. My most popular and favorite type of party is my Girlfriend Experience (GFE). It just comes naturally, and I never upcharge for it. It's a part of every party I give. It's an amazing experience that one should never forget and dream about until they can do a repeat.

So how am I redefining it? Easy, I'm giving you the best possible GFE party you could ever imagine. Key characteristics of my GFE party include, but are not limited to:

Intimacy: I love being intimate with my lover. Cuddling is a must and I crave the secure feeling while being in a man's warm embrace. I love to kiss, and from what I've been told, I'm pretty good at it ;) Passionate kisses are amazing, and I also enjoy being silly and kissing you to death with light pecks! I'm also a huge fan of being intimate with my lover in a form called Dining at the Y? Ever been? I have and it's simply phenomenal. If you haven't been, no worries, I will guide you to a destination called Ruby's Big O. It's divine.

Sensuality: Touch. Just that one word probably brings a smile to your face. It's a great sense, and when I think of sensuality, I automatically think of touch. Some people believe that guys are only visually stimulated and women are only touch stimulated. I think that's nonsense. Men like to touch and be touched just as much as any woman.

In a GFE party, you are more than welcome to touch me anywhere and everywhere. Let your fingers graze over my soft, porcelain skin. Even take a grab if you'd like ;) I want you to feel every inch of me with your whole body, and I'd like to do the same. Better yet, use those visual and touch senses together ;)

Conversation: I very much enjoy a stimulating conversation with my mate. I love to learn more about you; I find people so interesting and I will just soak up anything and everything you tell me. From light, silly conversation to deep, meaningful talks, I love to converse and I'm an exceptional good listener. Tell me your life story, or I'll tell you mine. Getting to know each other on a deeper level than just straight sex is a wonderful thing, which brings me to....

Connection: This is the best part of the GFE party, in my opinion. I love making that connection with a client. It brings me such joy, satisfaction, happiness, and makes the party even more special. A connection in a girlfriend experience party is more than the physical stuff; it's about bonding and exploring each other through the mind, body, and soul :) It's an amazing thing, and I hope to experience it with you soon.

Passion: For me, this is key to a great party. I live for passion and I'm passionate about many things, a major one being my sex life ;) My mission is to please you and treat you like a king, but don't worry, I will make sure the passion applies to my pleasure as well! An orgasm with me is never faked; I'm hugely against it. You will know when I am in complete ecstasy by the moans you hear, the dig of my fingers into your skin, and the way my kitty clenches around your member with delight. Like I said, I live for passion, especially in the bedroom.

Great Sex: I saved this one for last because it's a given :) We are professionals here, and we know our stuff. I am adventurous (sex swing, anyone? ;) ) and I know what works with my body and yours. New positions or the oldies but goodies; I'm game! Whether you enjoy a more slow, sensual pace for our bodies to follow, or a wild, intense session, I am ready for you :) Let the Sexcapades begin!

In addition to my Girlfriend Experience party, I also love outdates, overnights, couples, and two-girl parties. If your idea of a party isn't listed, just email me and we can discuss! :)

Lastly, you're probably wondering, "What makes you special?" Well, I'm on a mission to please you and make you feel like a king, and I always complete my missions with gold stars across the board :) I have the innocence and charm of the girl-next-door, but I'm also a sexy, naughty tigress behind closed doors. I'm classy and intelligent, which is a big added bonus! This job is more than just sex for me; it's about making connection and exploring that connection, so if you're looking for a real good time with a real awesome lady, then you've found your match!

I hope that you like what you've read and we can get together and have a great party! Let me know what dates you are considering and we will go from there! If you're ready to make an appointment with me, please call 775-246-7077. I do require a small deposit (typically 10% of whatever you plan on spending), and this ensures your time with me. When you come in for your appointment I will not be in a lineup or in another party. I will be waiting for you and only you!

If you are wanting to know more about me, please check out my thread

Everything Ruby Rae (http://www.bunnyranch.com/chat/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=61444) where you can find my FAQs, reviews, different message board threads, youtube videos, etc. It's your one stop shop for your Ruby Rae fix :)

Email me at: [email protected] or send me a contact request to get to know me better and talk about future party plans and/or appointment setup!

Can't wait to get to know you better!

<3 Ruby Rae

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CLUB INTERNATIONAL JULY 2012 ISSUE FEATURING CAMI PARKER'S 4TH MEN'S MAGAZINE COVER AND CENTERFOLD ON STANDS NOW!

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Loaded Magazine, Britian's Most Prestigious Men's Magazine with Over a Million Readers A Month.

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Alyona Show on Russia's RT Television. (June 26,2012)

A Special Present For Daddy!

Sometimes Dad needs help in a more private manner. In steps the BunnyRanch for our infamous Father's Day Contests with radio stations coast to coast. The concept is simple: Dad, who may be newly divorced or a widower, needs some loving, and The BunnyRanch is happy to deliver. Daughters and Sons called into radio stations from Houston, Reno, Rochester NY, Sacramento CA and San Francisco, describing why their Dad needs a trip (badly) to The BunnyRanch. The result - here's a LINK to the Sacramento winner from The Don Geronimo Show.


Get Loaded!

While recently in the UK, promoting and lecturing on legal prostitution at Oxford University, Dennis and Cami took in an interview with Loaded Magazine, Britain's most prestigious Men's Magazine, with over a million readers a month. Titled "Dennis and Gnosher", we were curious about the reference. It seems Gnosher means oral sex, in response to Cami telling Loaded "If you promise to give Dennis a good interview, I'll give (you) a blow job!" We don't make this stuff up. Click HERE to view both pages.


Live From Carson City...It's Saturday Night!

Although it's a quiet opening, and we are still working out the kinks, recently we have been going Live on Ustream from The BunnyRanch parlor and would like to cordially invite you to catch the show! Cami Parker and Dennis have been hosting, with introductions to new girls at our brothel, so plenty of eye candy. Catch the show live or taped at THIS LINK



We Are ALIVE!

"These are our friends, these are our neighbors, these are our family" says Dennis, "we have to help them out." This quote from Carson City's Nevada Appeal concerns Lyon County's ALIVE (Alternatives for Living in a Violent Environment), who were the recipient of a very nice check from the BunnyRanch Ladies. Over $3000 was raised and presented at The Dayton Chamber Mixer at The Love Ranch, which we also hosted. ALIVE was close to home for the Bunnies, as some of our girls have suffered from domestic violence. ALIVE has seen its fair share of cutbacks recently, so they were thrilled with the donation. And so were we. Great job Ladies!



Snooki & The BunnyRanch?

We had a good laugh at this: The Huffington Post wrote a piece on Jersey Shore's Snooki and J-Woww latest MTV spinoff. Seems pregnant Snooki has some decorating ideas for her bedroom, as Huffington writer Courtney Cachet puts it, "Ohh, Sexy. Sexy like a room at The BunnyRanch. I feel like Air Force Amy from Cathouse is going to jump out of the closet any minute." We feel a little slighted here, but then again, we are talking about Snooki.

See the pictures yourself at THIS LINK.

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A MADAM'S MOMENT

'It's all about the pearls...'

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY !



First of all, I would like to personally thank all the service men and women to making it possible for the UNITED STATES be a free country.

We always have honored our service men and women and when they come visit the BunnyRanch we always make sure they know it.

We have alot going on in July at the Bunnyranch --- we are having a costume birthday on July 14th, Saturday for all the Bunnys that have their birthdays in July.

Just some of the bunnys that will be celebrating their birthdays are:
Laci Ann
Courtney Cross
Tamela Lee
Alexis Fire
Alana Luv
Kimber Rae
Gianna Morino
Laci Ann

MADAM DIANNE'S NOTEBOOK
Loveranch North

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY EVERYONE!


FEATURED LOVERS---

Jazzy Jones Kira Mathews Miss Skye Gillian Sloan
Jade Capri Nikki Ryan Mistress Isis Kimberly Love

Happy 4th of july everyone!

The lovers are very excited about our upcoming events.

Every Friday We Rock the night away with DJ Red. What a blast!

Every Saturday it's BBQ & and Karaoke night. Come on in and sing your favorite tunes.

On the 20th the Lovers are happy to have an after awards party for all our friends. It's gonna be so much fun.

On the 27th we're going to have an 80's party - we have lots of fun planned and we'll have raffles, games & lots of prizes!

This is the best time of the year to plan a summer trip. Tahoe has plenty of fun activities to do, so why not take your favorite lady out for dinner on the Dixie Sail along lake Tahoe?

Hope to see you all soon.

Always,

Madam Dianne

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Every month is a great month here at Dennis Hof's Love Ranch South just an hour outside Las Vegas Nevada...and since we are always open 24 hours a day 365 days a year there is no excuse for not stopping by. . .you can do anything you want. Come by for a drink, a bite to eat, a shower, the chance to walk around our beautiful scenery outside and the chance to have the beautiful scenery inside, walk around you.

That's the great thing about the Love Ranch, most places try to give you what you want, where as we know how to give you what you need. Our beautiful girls know the secrets to making you leave with a grin so wide it will take a week to lose it... All they want to do is make you happy. The Love Ranch caters to everyone. . . You have an itch you can't reach, the girls can scratch it, want to show your spouse what the Love Ranch is really all about? Bring them here. Just park the car and walk to the door...the girls will take care of the rest.

Congratulations To Cherry Bang our Lover of the Month!

Cherry is our own little firecracker, all her parties have an explosive ending.


CHERRY BANG - LRS Lover of the Month


JULY/AUGUST HAPPENINGS:

An Evening with Fairfield Recording Artist Ian McNabb From The Icicle Works, Performing Live at the Love Ranch
August 8, 2012 at 9:00 PM

Monday is Beer Night
$1.00 all beers just a buck

Taco Tuesday
$2.00 Tacos
$2.00 Margaritas

Weekend Wednesday
Humpday Special Drinks

Three Dollar Thursday
All well drinks $3.00

Freaky Friday's
Every Friday Night come sing with us and get your freak on!!!!

Super Saturdays
$3.00 shot specials all night long

Sunday BBQ
$3.00 BBQ plates
and $2.00 beers

Southern Nevada Things to Do:
Catch a show
Las Vegas Area Concerts
http://www.lvol.com/events/concerts.html

Learn to Drive a real race Car right down the street at:
http://www.springmountainmotorsportsranch.com

CLICK HERE FOR FUN THINGS TO DO IN NORTHERN NEVADA

INCLINE VILLAGE AND CRYSTAL BAY
JULY 1 - 7, 2012

RED, WHITE AND TAHOE BLUE

The sixth annual celebration offers good old-fashioned fun for all ages, with the largest fireworks display at Lake Tahoe, a parade and festival, aerial and land military demonstrations, beer and wine tastings, a carnival and an ice cream social.

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RENO
JULY 1 - 31, 2012

ARTOWN

For the entire month of July, the festival offers nearly 400 events ranging from live music, dance, theater and performances to visual arts, workshops, multicultural events and tours, a majority of which are free! The National Endowment for the Arts called Artown one of the most comprehensive art festivals in the country.

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VIRGINIA CITY
JULY 13 - 15, 2012

AMERICANA MUSIC FESTIVAL

Nationally known artist artists in bluegrass, old time, blues and folk gather in Virginia City for a weekend full of Americana music and good times. Grab your guitar or banjo and show off your picking skills during jam sessions, or pick up some new techniques at the workshops.

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LAKE TAHOE
JULY 13 - AUGUST 26, 2012

LAKE TAHOE SHAKESPEARE FESTIVAL

Imagine sitting under the stars and on a sandy white beach at Sand Harbor as Shakespeare comes to life. An enchanting outdoor theater is nestled within a natural amphitheater with the indescribable beauty of Lake Tahoe in the background. Its one of the most scenic venues in the country.

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COMMROW
JULY 20, 2012
7:00PM - 11:00PM

KANSAS

From the beginning, KANSAS achieved success by playing only their original music. This "garage band" from Topeka was discovered by Wally Gold who worked for Don Kirshner, and released their first album in 1974.

Phone: (775) 398-5400

MONTR�UX GOLF & COUNTRY CLUB
JULY 30 - AUGUST 5, 2012

RENO-TAHOE OPEN

Recognized as a favorite stop on the PGA TOUR by its members!

The 14th annual Reno-Tahoe Open is one of only 47 stops on the PGA TOUR and the only summer event on the West Coast. Offering a $3 million prize purse, the tournament is also part of the race for the FedExCup. Montr�ux Golf & Country Club is northern Nevada's only Jack Nicklaus Signature Design course and provides a challenging, yet beautiful, test for the top notch PGA TOUR professionals.

Phone: 775-322-3900

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NORTH LAKE TAHOE
JULY 30 - AUGUST 19, 2012

LAKE TAHOE SUMMERFEST

Join us for three weeks of spectacular concerts on Friday evenings at 6:30, Saturday evenings at 6:30, and Sunday afternoons at 3:00.

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CARSON CITY
AUGUST 3 - AUGUST 5, 2012

SILVER DOLLAR CLASSIC CAR SHOW

Carson City turns up the heat with a weekend full vintage cars, live music, BBQ and casino tournaments!

On Friday, show off your best moves at the free night street dance across from the Nugget Casino on Carson Street. The Show & Shine at Mills Park � open to any make, model and year � takes place on Saturday, followed by the Poker Run and Awards Show on Sunday. Before jumping into all the fun, join the Dayton Kiwanis for breakfast on Saturday and Sunday!

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CARSON CITY
AUGUST 5, 2012

JAZZ CARSON CITY MUSIC FESTIVAL

Performances are held at a variety of venues in Carson City and feature more than 100 musicians in over 30 bands!

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RENO AND SPARKS
AUGUST 7 - AUGUST 12, 2012

HOT AUGUST NIGHTS

During Hot August Nights, cars are "cherry" and cruisin' is "cool."

It's the largest classic car and nostalgia event in the United States with venues spread across the Reno Sparks area. Cars are the stars and rock 'n' roll rules through the dozens of concerts, controlled cruises, show 'n' shines, a sock hop and much more! Plenty of shopping can be found at the Silver Car Auction, Big Boy Toy Store and Hot Augusts Nights Swap Meet.

The event will begin with full day of activities on Tuesday, August 7 with show-n-shines, cruising and entertainment, and will conclude on Sunday, August 12th after our parade of cars. You don't have to own a classic car to be an enthusiastic participant of Hot August Nights.

A detailed event and entertainment schedule will be released in the Spring. Past entertainers have included: Blood, Sweat & Tears, Neil Sedaka, The Village People, Paul Revere & The Raiders, Herman's Hermits Starring Peter Noone, Sonny Turner, and many more great entertainers from the 50's, 60's & 70's.

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HAWKINS AMPHITHEATER
BARTLEY RANCH REGIONAL PARK, RENO
AUGUST 18, 2012 5:30 PM

RENO COWBOY POETRY & MUSIC GATHERING

Soroptimist International of Reno presents the seventh Annual Reno Cowboy & Music Gathering, a celebration of the cowboy traditions and its influence on the western culture. The event features country-western music and vivid cowboy poetry, as well a delicious tri-tip and chicken dinner.



BLACK ROCK DESERT
AUGUST 27 - SEPTEMBER 3, 2012

BURNING MAN

Tens of thousands of people gather in Nevada's Black Rock Desert to create Black Rock City, a temporary metropolis dedicated to community, art, self-reliance and self-expression. In Black Rock City, you won't be the weirdest kid in the classroom and you'll become a part of the growing community of Burners who are active year-round.

http://burningman.com/

VICTORIAN SQUARE, SPARKS
AUG. 29 - SEPT. 3, 2012
11:00 AM - 9:00 PM

BEST IN THE WEST NUGGET RIB COOK-OFF

If you love ribs, don't miss this event!

Thousands of visitors make their way to Victorian Square in Sparks each Labor Day Weekend to experience the biggest and most prestigious rib cook-off in the United States. The country's favorite free rib festival is back for its 24th year!

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GRAND SIERRA RESORT & CASINO
SEPTEMBER 5, 2012
8:30 PM

JANE'S ADDICTION

Jane's Addiction turn up the heat for the third leg of their North American "Theatre of the Escapists" tour by making a stop at the Grand Sierra in Reno! Frontman Perry Farrell, guitarist Dave Navarro and drummer Stephen Perkins, along with Chris Chaney on bass, continue to garner critical acclaim.

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VIRGINIA CITY
SEPT 7 - 9, 2012

INTERNATIONAL CAMEL RACES

In its 53rd year, this annual tradition features camel, ostrich and emu racing as jockeys from around the globe converge to compete for trophies and bragging rights. This on-of-a kind events takes place atop a historic mining quarry and promises to be a weekend full of fun and laughs.

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NORTHSTAR CALIFORNIA RESORT
SEPT 7 - 9, 2012

LAKE TAHOE AUTUMN FOOD & WINE FESTIVAL

It's a party for your palate! The 27th annual festival has cooking demonstrations, food and wine seminars, ultra-premium wine tastings, live entertainment, winemaker dinner and celebrity chef luncheons and dinners.

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RANCHO SAN RAFAEL PARK
SEPT 7 - 9, 2012

THE GREAT RENO BALLOON RACE

Celebrating 31 years, this year's theme is "Around the World." It's one of Reno's most colorful and spectacular events where one hundred of the nation's top hot air balloonists participate in multiple competitions in a mass ascension. A trademark of the race is the Down Patrol, which take place before the sun rises and provides and amazing spectacle as balloons glow and twinkle against the dark sky. A wide selection of food, crafts, art, souvenirs and uplifting music complement this celebration of flight.

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RENO-STEAD AIRPORT
SEPT 12 - 16, 2012

NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP AIR RACES

The 49th annual event is the only closed course pylon racing event in the world and is the world's longest running air race. Six different race plane classes battle just 60 feet from the ground, with the Unlimited and Jet classes reaching speeds over 500 mph! Besides the on-you-feet action of the races, spectators have close-up access to racing aircraft, pilots and crew in the "pits." There's a world-class air show, a large static aircraft display and great concessions. Experience the action of the "World's Fastest Motorsport!"

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RENO AND SPARKS
SEPT 19 - 23, 2012

STREET VIBRATIONS FALL RALLY

Enjoy HOG heaven at this celebration of music, metal and motorcycles. Everyone knows that the "Biggest Little City in the World" offers unparalleled entertainment, but this event takes it to a new level with live entertainment on outdoor stages, parades, ride-in shows, stunt shows and bike cruises. Don't miss America's Finest Custom Bike Builder's Expo and the Tattoo Expo for body art extraordinaire.

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