March 2013
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TAMELA LEE
Have u been looking for a unique erotic experience, with a stunningly beautiful fit blonde, would you like to get lost in my eyes, or find ecstasy on soft sheets, fulfilling your every desire and creating some of our own?
Need some 'you' time? Maybe some 'us' time?
If you're looking for the sexual wow factor that's been missing in your life, maybe you're a little shy about your urges and are looking for a mesmerizing time with a girl who can soothe your anxiety and make those dreams a reality.
I have an adaptive personality and I am quite possibly the most open-minded girl you will ever meet. I find excitement in the fantasies of others because I feel you should never be alone in your pursuit of happiness and pleasure and sexual urges should not be governed by the ideas and rules of others, your sexuality is a part of you and those urges should be experienced and expressed from the most simple, such as cuddling in my bed and conversing, to the most elaborate thing you have the ability to imagine, I can be your all around sexual and sensual goddess.
Caress my extremely fit body, watch as I undress for you letting my clothes glide over my perfect breast and fall from my body as we fall into each other's company, no matter how you look at it or what you've been looking for look no further.
I am as classic American beauty as one might hope to find I am beautiful, and confident as versatile as I am sexual, and as wild as you want me.
Come get a taste of what you've been missing. You may just find your dreams are alive and well just waiting to be filled in the astonishingly tranquil land and snow-capped mountains of Nevada.
I made my way here from Chicago , a city I love, although I came from a city of a good size, I am a down home friendly type of person, and can go from city beauty, to country bad girl in no time at all. I will always be myself, while at the same time possessing everything necessary to become the absolute embodiment and personification of your desires.
If you're still reading this then I know you're interested. Don't deny yourself your dreams. Don't deny us the experience of a lifetime. Book today or stop in to meet me and have a drink.
Be amazing, be yourself, be your desires. Make every day count. Make your legacy, hope to see you soon........I'll be waiting.
Best wishes,
Tamela
JADE CAPRI
Are you ready for more than just a typical encounter? One that will elevate your senses to a whole new level?
When was the last time that you had an unforgettable experience?
You need Jade Capri, and here I am.
My sultry beauty, genuine character and positive outlook in life enables me to adapt to diverse social situations whilst maintaining the highest level of discretion, making me the perfect companion for any and all occasions.
I am a brand new lady at The Love Ranch North: a tall, radiant 5'8" blonde, head turning bombshell beauty, with a "to die for" authentic and exotic Brazilian body.
My measurements are a mouth watering 36D-27-36. I am told I have a lovely personality, beautiful sparkling blue eyes, great legs, dazzling chest and of course, a fantastic butt!
Originally from Brazil, I am very outgoing. I enjoy making new friends and having fun.
I am also very well educated. I enjoy a stimulating conversation and I would be happy to be your companion for social events, dinner, a sensual time alone together, or accompanied by another lady.
My hobbies include working out, going to the theater, dining out, traveling, and more. I would love to visit all places possible in my lifetime.
Our special time together, whether public or private, will be playful and sensual.
I am a naughty girl, given the opportunity. I give a great massage, and I would love pampering you. Fulfilling any and all of your fantasies would be my absolute pleasure.
Let me plan, or be part of your plans, to have an exceptional bachelor party, anniversary party, going away party, birthday party, or anything else that you can possible fantasize.
I love out dates, overnight dates, and I will personally pick you up in a limo from the airport to travel to our destination.
So PM me and arrange your own taste of heaven. Take a walk on the wild side and let me have the honor of fulfilling your most passionate "caliente" desires!
Specialties: virgins, newbies, GFE, couples, two girls, fetishes, overnights, out dates, bachelor parties (I offer multiple hour discounts for all of these parties.)
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Music Video "Storey County Line"...shot at BunnyRanch!
LoveRanch South Walkway - Ready for Concrete Pouring
Dennis with Alan Colmes of Fox News
BunnyRanch Is Stimulating The Economy As Our Girls Are Stimulating Our Customers!
Goodbye Dr. Buss. Rest In Peace.
As Dennis wrote on his twitter page: "I'm devastated by the passing of my good friend and a true original (Dr. Jerry Buss). I'll never forget our good times together!" Dennis flew to LA for the Buss funeral and to express condolences to his son Johnny. Pictured here (with Ron Jeremy), Dennis and Johnny each have a joint birthday party every year at The BunnyRanch, where they bring in a thousand of their closest friends. Our thoughts are with the entire Buss Family.
And Speaking Of The HedgeHog.
We were glad to see Ron up and about especially after his recent heart surgery. Even TMZ caught up with Ron, along with Dennis and Krissy Summers, which you can watch here! Already Ron is cracking jokes : "They said to me at the clinic that if you can walk up two flights of stairs you're able to have sex. So I walked up two flights of stairs and 2 ADDITIONAL stairs." Ba-dum-ching!!
Ron & Oscar.
We couldn't help but chuckle when Ron was mentioned at this year's Oscar Ceremonies hosted by Seth McFarlane! At the top of the show, Seth quipped, "It's an honor to be hosting the Oscars. It's an honor that everyone else said no, from Whoopi Goldberg all the way down to Ron Jeremy, before it found its way to me." Ha! Given the show is viewed worldwide, we have to wonder how many times Ron's name was googled! As to possibly hosting the Oscars in the future, we're sure as long as there is a backstage buffet, Ron will host!
Geronimo Tweets!
After the hilarious Don Geronimo Show LIVE at The BunnyRanch this past Valentine's Day, we noticed the fans were thrilled and said so in their tweets: *It would be an understatement to say a great show today. *I swear today was the best 4 hours of radio in history. *My boss called me into my office because I had tears in my eyes from laughing. *There needs to be a Geronimo special always at The BunnyRanch! (Note: Look for our video of the show coming soon!)
Streaming, streaming, streaming!
You might have been aware of our live streaming from The BunnyRanch and LoveRanch North on UStream. And now LoveRanch South is streaming right after The BunnyRanch on Saturday Night! It's a great way to meet our girls, see who is new in the house, and ask questions via chat. Then you can start making appointments to visit our lovely ladies! Who knows who may drop in? Click here for the Ustream Channel! Click here for the Ustream Channel!
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A MADAM'S MOMENT
'It's all about the pearls...'
HAPPY ST. PADDY'S!
You are invited to out annual St. Paddy's Day 3-day celebration!!!
Fri. Mar 15th LoveRanch North, 8 pm
Sat. Mar 16th BunnyRanch, 8 pm
Sun. Mar 17th Bunnyranch Rehab Sunday Chicken & Waffles, 10 am
The Bunnyranch will start out their party at 8 pm with DJ Redd rocking out your favorite tunes.
Board members will receive a promo party pack upon entry.
Full of surprises!!!
Hourly raffles!!!
Fun games, prizes, food!!!
And of course, all your favorite bunnys will be here.
See you here! xo
MADAM
DIANNE'S NOTEBOOK
Loveranch North
HAPPY MARCH EVERYONE!
JADE CAPRI --- LOVER OF THE MONTH
FEATURED LOVERS---
 Crystal Jon |
 Sophia Sun |
 Nikki Ryan |
 Kitty Lynn |
 Betty Page |
 Cherry Bang |
Spring is just around the corner & the lovers are all excited about the month ahead.
Thank you to all who attended our Valentine party. We had a real blast & partied thru the night.
We would like to invite you all to our annual St. Paddy's Day event, Friday the 14th of March at 8pm. Wait till you see what we have planned --- you're going to just love it.
Fun, Food, Games and plenty of HOT girls. RSVP your favorite Lover & let her know you'll be attending. It's going to be so much fun!
Every Friday night we have a DJ and we rock the house. Every Saturday Night it's Karaoke Time - come on in & sing one of your favorite songs!
Happy birthday wishes go out to Malika Elizabeth and Kitty Lynn
Sincerely,
Madam Dianne
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LoveRanch South
Uncle Emery
Manager of LoveRanch South
HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY
Hollywood - LRS Lover of the Month!
Spring has sprung here at the Dennis Hof's World Famous Love Ranch Vegas, and as things begin to heat up, off come our winter coats and on goes the lingerie. We have so much going on this month I hardly know where to start. Let's kick things off by giving kudos to Hollywood, who is our Lover of the Month. Nine out of ten lovers claim she is the best they have ever had... The tenth passed away... But he had a helluva smile on his face, so we should probably say 10 out of 10.
We always look for a reason to party here at the Love Ranch, and Saturday March 16 it's St. Patrick's Day when we celebrate the joy of green beer, Irish heritage and a truly legitimate excuse to just have a really great time... And we specialize in a great time, vertically and horizontally. We are also announcing our second Annual Luau October 5, 2013 a great reason to come and get Leid..
Dennis Hof's World Famous Love Ranch Vegas is also proud to announce the launch of our new Ustream live broadcasts at 7pm on Saturday nights. Here your favorite lovers talking and chatting about their lives at the Love Ranch Vegas. Find out about what they can do for you and what you can do to them. You' ll find out that our ladies are not only beautiful but talented too. Think of it this way, if they can turn you on long distance over the Internet, imagine what they can do in person.
Nobody should miss a chance to visit The LoveRanch. Put it on your bucket list today.
FEATURED LOVERANCH SOUTH LOVERS---
| Hollywood |
 GI Jen |
 Riley Sapphire |
 Dylan Star |
ALIEN CATHOUSE
Madam Sonja
ALIEN CATHOUSE
March Specials
Our Spring is looking lively already. We will also be having several unadvertised events - you'll have to come see for yourself! For example, the 3rd weekend of March we will be having an extended bounce party on a very large scale. There also may be an event that includes a girl, a special talent, & ping pong balls... 'nuff said. You want to be here for this!
Mar 8-9 --- We're hosting a Pub Party & Dart Tournament
Mar 15-17 --- St. Paddy Blowout & Birthday Celebration
Mar 21-22 --- Pre-Easter Pickle Tickle in honor of Nat'l. Pickle Day
We offer a friendly parlor as well as all the destination sex resort bells & whistles including...
*Atlantis Adventure complete with Nuru Massage, Water Balloons, Body Paint, Human Sundaes, Free-Form Shower Twister, & Foam Parties
*Alien Abduction & Probing Room where we make it hurt so good
*Full Moon Spa complete with sugar-scrubs & oils made in-house, courtesans skilled in massage, energy healing arts, & happy endings!
* Gym, sauna, tanning bed, stretching tables, outdoor hot tub, campfire, beautiful suites, and jacuzzi tubs in virtually every room....
* Oh! And a very diverse line-up of hot, authentically bi-sexual ladies!
We also offer sex vacation packages, Happy Hour every day, host takeovers by swinger & fetish groups, and will allow anyone who spends $500 or more with a lady here to enjoy a complimentary room to sleep-over on the premises. Our website www.AlienCathouse.com includes ladies schedules, contact info, & links to bonus material. If there is a gold orb by a ladies picture it means she is in the house at the moment. You can also follow us on Facebook � both our page & our (secret) group are called "The Alien Cathouse".
Join & enjoy a constant stream of behind the scenes shenanigans & pictures you won't find on the website.
Featured Cosmic Kittens --- Sonja, Lady Aries, Ally Sparks, Maggie Mead, Ruby Valentine, and Sweet Staci V.
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CLICK HERE FOR FUN THINGS TO DO IN NORTHERN NEVADA
RENO-SPARKS LIVESTOCK EVENTS CENTER
MARCH 22-24, 2013
ANNUAL SHRINE CIRCUS
Building: Main Arena
Event Friday - 7pm
Saturday 11am, 3pm & 7pm
Sunday 1pm & 5pm
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RENO-SPARKS CONVENTION CENTER
MARCH 23 - 24, 2013
NEVADA WOMEN'S EXPO
For more than a decade, Nevada Women's Expo has delivered women the best in business, life, style and health resources. We're glad you're here.
Saturday, March 23 10am - 5pm
Sunday, March 24 11am - 4pm
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JOHN ASCUAGA'S NUGGET CASINO RESORT
MARCH 29 - 30, 2013
8:00 PM
THE OAK RIDGE BOYS
One of the most distinctive and recognizable sounds in the music industry, the four-part harmonies and upbeat songs of The Oak Ridge Boys have spawned dozens of country hits and a #1 pop smash, earning them Grammy, Dove, CMA and ACM awards and garnered a host of other industry and fan accolades. Every time they step before an audience, the Oaks bring 15 years of hits and 50 years of tradition to bear on a stage show widely acknowledged as among the most exciting anywhere. And, each remains as enthusiastic about the process as they have ever been.
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PIONEER CENTER
APRIL 5 - 7, 2013
BROADWAY COMES TO RENO - SHREK THE MUSICAL
SHREK THE MUSICAL tells the story of a swamp-dwelling ogre who goes on a life-changing adventure to reclaim the deed to his land. Joined by a wise-cracking donkey, this unlikely hero fights a fearsome dragon, rescues a feisty princess and learns that real friendship and true love aren't only found in fairy tales. SHREK THE MUSICAL, based on the Oscar�-winning DreamWorks film that started it all, brings the hilarious story of everyone's favorite ogre to life on stage. In a faraway kingdom turned upside down, things get ugly when an unseemly ogre � not a handsome prince � shows up to rescue a feisty princess. Throw in a donkey who won't shut up, a villain with a SHORT temper, a cookie with an attitude and over a dozen other fairy tale misfits, and you've got the kind of mess that calls for a real hero. Luckily, there's one on hand� and his name is Shrek.
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RENO-SPARKS LIVESTOCK EVENTS CENTER
APRIL 12 - 14, 2013
RENO WORLD OF WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIPS
Building: Main Arena
Parking: $7.00 per vehicle per day (with in/out privileges) or $21.00 for a 3 day event pass (sold only Thursday during weigh-in)
Admission: Adults $8.00, Student $3.00 (3 day passes $20.00)
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UNIVERSITY OF NEVADA, RENO
APRIL 25 - 27, 2013
RENO JAZZ FESTIVAL
Marking its 50th year in 2012 and lauded by the San Francisco Chronicle as "showcasing music's future," the Reno Jazz Festival at the University of Nevada, Reno has become one of the world's largest and most enduring celebrations of jazz, with three days of concerts, competitions and clinics each spring. Hosting concerts by world-renowned jazz superstars, the festival also acts as an educational venue for some of the country's most talented middle school, high school and college-age musicians, as thousands of students compete at the festival with their school bands, vocal groups and ensembles from around the Western states.
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VIRGINIA CITY GRAND PRIX
APRIL 27 - 28, 2013
The world famous outlaw motorcycle race starts in the historic mining town of Virginia City, then winds it's way through the surrounding rocky hills in 4.5 hours of rugged racing with speeds of up to 90mph.
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GENOA
MAY 2 - 5, 2013
GENOA COWBOY FESTIVAL
Enjoy talented cowboy poets, gifted musicians and craftsmen, horsemen, cooks and folks who love and appreciate the western lifestyle.
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PIONEER CENTER
MAY 3 - MAY 5, 2013
BROADWAY COMES TO RENO - ELVIS LIVES
ELVIS LIVES is an unforgettable multi-media and live musical journey across Elvis' life. His iconic style, embraced by many of today's artists, continues to intrigue audiences of all generations. Featuring finalists from Elvis Presley Enterprises' worldwide Ultimate Elvis Tribute Artist Contest, as well as a tribute to Ann-Margret, audiences "Can't Help Falling In Love"� with this phenomenal theatrical concert experience.
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GRAND SIERRA RESORT & CASINO
MAY 4 - 5, 2013
CINCO DE MAYO FESTIVAL 2013
Northern Nevada's largest Latino heritage celebration hosts two full days of live entertainment for all ages. Two stages hold popular Latin bands, musicians, dance performers and Ms. Cinco de Mayo talent show. Mexican dancing horses perform, plus roller derby and amateur boxing bouts both days. Children enjoy a large playground, padded wrestling rings, free face painting, games and prizes. Over one hundred vendors offer specialty items, clothes, art, crafts, community information, Mexican food and other cuisine in the Grand Sierra Resort southeast parking lot. All attractions included with ($5) admission. Free for children under 12 and seniors.
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VIRGINIA CITY
MAY 11 - 12, 2013
FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN - ICS CHILI COOK OFF & BELTANE FESTIVAL
Celebrating its 30th year in Virginia City, the chili cook-off will once again pit some of the tastiest recipes you've ever tried against each other. Returning for a second year is the Beltane Fire Festival, featuring Celtic booths, displays, and entertainment, as well as nightly fire demonstrations and shows! So�.the "Fire On The Mountain" theme obviously plays into the chili and salsa cook off too. This is a fun filled weekend for the whole family with live entertainment, pi�ata busting for the kids, craft booths, and plenty of fiery food!
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WINGFIELD PARK
MAY 11 - 12, 2013
RENO RIVER FESTIVAL
The Reno River Festival kicks off the exciting special events season!
Celebrating its big 10th anniversary, the Reno River Festival is a premier outdoor adventure showcase taking place in the heart of downtown Reno at the Truckee River Whitewater Park at Wingfield. The Reno River Festival draws top athletics from the pro kayaking tour and features two days of wet and wild fun, on both land and water.
The event focuses on outdoor sports and adventure, but will also have live entertainment, delectable food and dozens of vendors.
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