March 2012 issue
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MIXIE ROSE
Hey you, I'm Mixie Rose! I'm a sweet, intelligent, and enticing coed from California. I'm a fun-loving, free spirited girl, who enjoys golf, swimming, viewing artwork, going to baseball games, listening to music/going to concerts, watching movies, and of course�sex!
I've been described by my lovers and friends as a dynamic little vixen. I'm the girl who will have you laughing all through dinner, and quivering under the sheets. My wide range of skills led one couple to exclaim that I "led them gently down the path to ecstasy," and another described our encounter as "nothing like I'd ever experienced before, you were simply the best!" It's these skills that helped me to become Bunny of the Month for May of 2011.
I stand at a petite 5'3. My measurements are 32A-24-34. I have perky all natural breasts, a tight little body, and a nice round butt.
I have a wide variety of specialties, including Overnights, Outdates, GFE, Fetish/Fantasy, Couples, Virgins and Multigirl. I'm always willing and excited to try new things. All of my parties include unlimited climaxes and activities. One of my favorite parties is the GFE (Girlfriend Experience). Getting to know each other, establishing a real connection, and exploring each other's fantasies are what fill this party with passion and intimacy, and make it my favorite. If you're looking for the ultimate BunnyRanch adventure, come and partake in my "Rose Rendezvous," an amalgamation of all the enticing options I have to offer. This party ranges from 24 hours to several days in length, and is perfect for couples, ladies, and gentlemen alike! The possibilities are endless, and include many surprises and adventures far too intimate to describe. Contact me to find out more�
My sensitive and caring nature has led me to become a very popular choice for devirginization parties. I realize that this is a very important decision, and I will guide you each step of the way. I like my Virgin parties to be a combination of both GFE and a learning experience. I will teach you not only new ways to please yourself, but also how to please your partner. You will walk out of my bedroom with a newfound confidence, and feeling like the sexual dynamo that you are.
"I am currently available at the World Famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch, on a full-time basis. Email me to book your appointment, or simply stop in anytime 12PM-12AM Sunday through Thursday, or 12PM-2AM Friday and Saturday."
RUBY RAE
Hello, hello! My name is Ruby Rae and sugar, spice, and everything nice, and while I may look like the girl-next-door, don't let this innocent face fool you. I'm as naughty, sexual, and sensual as they come, and you will love every second of it.
You can find me at Dennis Hof�s Love Ranch North in Carson City, NV, where I have been a multi-Lover of the Month in the short time span I�ve been having fun here! I�m 5�4� without heels and I weigh in at a slim 100lbs. I wear a 32B and I have been told that I have a nice backside; not too small and not too big. I�m a tiny ball of energy and adorableness, but don�t let that innocent look fool you. I will ravage you in the bedroom ;) I have fiery red hair (yes, it�s natural!), and I have baby blue eyes. I have a light complexion, meaning creamy porcelain skin. Nothing about me is fake, from my looks to my personality! Also, no tattoos or piercings.
Not only am I confident in the looks area and kick butt in the sexual department, I have an awesome personality! Let me dazzle and entice you with it. Intrigue and interest you. I love conversation, and would love to start one up with you. I can hold a conversation very well, and I�m genuinely interested in everything you have to tell me. I love writing back to emails, because getting to know my clients before we meet is always a lot of fun and takes some of the pressure off. Don't be shy, I don't bite, promise. I�m not going to take your money and run, because I want to establish a connection with all of my clients and stay in touch and hopefully have many return visits. There�s a difference between needing to do this job and wanting to do this job, and when I started it was because of the latter. Being here because I really, truly enjoy it makes all the difference!
After getting to know me, you�ll learn that I can be a bit quirky, but I promise it�s in the cutest way possible. I�m very easy going and I�ve been told that I�m good at calming nerves. I�m a very happy and positive person, and I�ve been told I give off good vibes. I hope to share those vibes with you! I'm educated and love that intellectual is on the list of my many character traits. As for hobbies and favorite activities, I love to read (a lot!), write my little heart out, be outside and participate in water activities, go shopping (lots and lots of shopping), spend time with family and friends, and of course, be at the ranch. There�s a lot to learn about me, and I would love to share it all with you. Let's get to it, shall we?
I love giving a good party; it�s my pride and joy. My specialties include, but are not limited to:
-GFE (Girlfriend Experience): This is my favorite party and my #1 specialty! I am a great girlfriend and I would love to share this side of me with you. Intimacy, sensuality, conversation, connection and passion are the key ingredients to a GFE party and I have perfected them all. Let me show you how I�m redefining the Girlfriend Experience. From enjoying the passionate beginning kisses to the passionate lovemaking; from the conversation that will bond us and form a connection to the sensual touching behind closed doors, you are in for a treat!
-Outdates and/or Overnights: I put these together, because they go great together! They are also quite enjoyable separate. I would love to get to know you better by going out to a nice dinner or having a picnic in the park. Do you like movies? Let�s go see one together. We�ll share popcorn, candy, and hold hands. After our wonderful time together outside of the ranch, let�s go back for an overnight! You stay the night with me and you have me all to yourself with no interruptions. Much fun is to be had for dates like these ;)
-Two girl parties: I love women. Absolutely love them. I would love to experience this party with you and show you, tease you, and play with you while adding another lady into the mix. We can pick from someone of your choosing, or I can grab a lady that I have intense chemistry with. This will definitely be a night to remember!
-Couples: I love couples! They are so much fun, and as I said before�I love women, and would love to make yours go crazy by the wetness and rhythm of my tongue or the intense orgasm she will achieve when I find her g-spot and stimulate her clit to the maximum pleasure possible. Plus, what could be hotter than your significant other and me taking turns to please you? Or better yet, working together (teamwork!) to please you ;)
If your idea for a party with me is not one of the above, don�t worry! Those are not the only parties I provide and I�m very interested in fulfilling your fantasy; just email me and we can discuss! Lastly, you�re probably wondering, �What makes you special?� Well, I�m on a mission to please you and make you feel like a king, and I always complete my missions with gold stars across the board :) I have the innocence and charm of the girl-next-door, but I�m also a sexy, naughty tigress behind closed doors. I�m classy and intelligent, which is a big added bonus! This job is more than just sex for me; it�s about making connection and exploring that connection, so if you�re looking for a real good time with a real awesome lady, then you�ve found your match!
I hope that you like what you�ve read and we can get together and have a great party! Let me know what dates you are considering and we will go from there! If you�re ready to make an appointment with me, please call 775-246-7077. I do require a small deposit (typically 10% of whatever you plan on spending), and this ensures your time with me. When you come in for your appointment I will not be in a lineup or in another party. I will be waiting for you and only you!
Also be sure to check out my reviews so you have an idea of what my parties are like.
Email me at: [email protected]
or send me a contact request!
Can�t wait to get to know you better!
Ruby Rae
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What the Bunnies and Comic Relief's Bob Zmuda think about Rush Limbaugh
Dennis Hof wants to sponsor
Rush Limbaugh!
"The BunnyRanch wants to advertise on Rush Limbaugh's Radio Show!" says Dennis Hof, owner. As major advertisers leave Rush in droves, after Rush called out Ms. Sandra Fluke as a "slut" and "prostitute", Dennis wants to step in and buy advertising! Dennis wants to place a million dollars worth of advertising! Right after Rush's Viagra commercials! "Let's show Rush what real legal prostitutes are�if he's so enamored by using the term. Now that dozens and dozens of sponsors have left the show, we are ready to advertise! Its a perfect fit for someone who so flippantly uses the word slut and prostitute. If Rush turns us down, then instead of talking about REAL prostitutes, he would rather call innocent college women prostitutes. The nerve of him!"
Watch Rush Limbaugh Ad Parody.
Madame GAGA auditions for the Bunny Ranch, Nevada's most Lucrative Brothel
Pimpin 4 Paul!
We continue our support for Ron Paul for President and put up a great video montage on our website of the plethora of media covering us. Some of our favorite moments are Bill Maher and Jay Leno, as well as some heavy hitters include Freedom Watch with Judge Napolitano. Click the link below and watch for yourself!
Youtube videoPimpin 4 Paul�51% on Paul,
49% on Cami
When Ron Paul came to Reno and spoke at The Grand Sierra, Dennis and Cami Parker took in the event. We caught this very funny commentary the next day from the LA Times:
That's a message that particularly appeals to Kevin Foxcroft, a medical marijuana user from Sparks.
"What I do personally, the government should not know," Foxcroft, 21, said after a raucous rally in Reno.
Foxcroft caucused for Paul on Saturday, but he had to admit that his attention wandered a bit during the libertarian's 40-minute Reno speech. Because front and center in the big ballroom were Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, and celebrated Bunny Cami Parker.
Halfway through Paul's pre-caucus stemwinder, Parker pulled out her smartphone and knelt in front of the stage to shoot video of her favorite candidate � no mean feat in platform stilettos and a form-fitting mini-dress.
"I was sitting two rows back," Foxcroft said, "and my eyes were 51% on Ron Paul and 49% on her. Sorry, I'm a dude. And, yes, I have visited the brothel a couple of times. You gotta support the local economy."
Lucky Dennis and Cupid
You might have once heard the radio show "Don and Mike" out of Washington DC. Years ago they split up and Don Geronimo ended up in Sacramento, just down the street from us. Recently Don wanted to bring out his old friend Dennis Murphy from the East Coast, and The BunnyRanch made it happen for Valentines Day! Mr. Murphy had a grand time here, with Don Geronimo's people saying it was "great radio". Dennis and Bunny Adrianne went at it, with Cami Parker doing play-by-play on Don's Morning Show. Hey, who does it better than us?
Party With A Purpose
You may have noticed the banner for a "March Madness" Party in Las Vegas. This is one organization we have endorsed for years, with their Parties at the Playboy Mansion, and now with their Weekend of Parties in Las Vegas. All for a good cause, in this case, "It's All About the Kids Foundation", who are committed to the advancement of children through the joining of music and the arts. We hope you can attend!
Aliens Are Getting Gas
We continue our newest Southern Nevada project, The Area 51 Alien Travel Center, located in beautiful Amargosa Valley, just outside Las Vegas. A full service diner, bar & grill, gas station & convenience store, with a soon to be opened brothel nearby. Late at night, some folks swear strange lights can be seen near the gas pumps.
Hey, it's a long trip back to the AndromedaCluster!
Cami Parker and Caressa Kisses
The Cherry Patch Bar is now open!
New Hot Sauce Design
BELLA CREAM - LRS LOVER OF THE MONTH!
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A MADAM'S MOMENT
'It's all about the pearls...'
HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY
We are coming up on our 5th Annual St. Patricks Day Event of the Year and
You are invited!!
Thurs March 15 both BunnyRanch and LoveRanch North are having their greet and meet
Cocktail parties and
Fri March 16th LoveRanch is having their party and
the Grand Finale Party will be held at the BunnyRanch on
Sat March 17th.
We are saving rooms for our bunny friends at the Gold Dust West for that entire weekend.
You can call Jacque Borden direct and she will take care of your reservations with our
great discounted price and complimentary breakfast everyday included!!
Call 1-877 - 519- 5567 ex 3458
We will have fun games, raffles, prizes and great food!!
We are looking forward to seeing our great friends and meeting new ones.
See you soon!
MADAM
DIANNE'S NOTEBOOK
Loveranch North
Happy March Everyone,
The Love Ranch Lovers are all excited and getting ready for our St. Patty's Day celebration on Friday March 16th at 8pm.
Lots of fun & Games with all your favorite Lovers.
Come join us and meet some of our new Lovers.
We can't wait to see you all. Take a friend or two --- it's going to be a blast!
See you there
(Hugs)
Madam Dianne
TOP BOOKER OF THE MONTH- RUBY RAE
FEATURED LOVERS---
Ruby Rae
Vanilla Frost
Jade Capri
Jimi Lynn
Nataila Qing
Katrina Marie
Kimberly Love
Nikki Ryan<
Kenya Wild
Malika Elizabeth
New Lovers
Jordan Marij
Lorelie Haven
Sky Tower
Happy March everyone!
The Love Ranch Lovers are all excited and getting ready for our St.patty's day celebration.
Friday march 16th at 8pm. Lots of fun & games with all your favorite Lovers!
Come join us and meet some of our new Lovers.
We can't wait to see you all!
Take a friend or two - it's going to be a blast!
See you there!
(Hugs)
Madam Dianne
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UPDATES FROM CRYSTAL, NEVADA
For February 2012 at the Love Ranch South we would like to congratulate our Bella Cream for all her hard work and getting lover of the month.
Also featuring Daisy Mae, Cassidy Williams, Porter Morgan, Dallas Diamonds, and Cali Candi.
We have a new lover and would like to welcome her into our house --- Angelina Monroe.
Come out to Crystal and see our remolded rooms and all our beautiful ladies. We would really like you for you to come
see our whole new look.
We Will be celebrating St. Patrick's Day on the 18th Hope you come out and get green with the Love Ranch South Ladies.
LoveRanch South
775-372-5251
www.loveranch.net
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KNITTING FACTORY
MARCH 20, 2012
6:00 PM
WHITECHAPEL
Whitechapel is an American deathcore band from Knoxville, Tennessee. Since their inception in 2006, the band has released three studio albums and four music videos and are currently signed to Metal Blade Records. Whitechapel are notable for employing three guitarists, each of which perform specific parts during performances. Their band name is derived from a district in the built-up inner city of London, known as Whitechapel.
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RENO-SPARKS LIVESTOCK EVENTS CENTER
APRIL 13-15,2012
RENO WORLD OF WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIPS 2012
Phone: 918-366-4411
PIONEER CENTER
APRIL 13-15,2012
BROADWAY COMES TO RENO - THE COLOR PURPLE
The Color Purple, a soul-stirring musical based on the classic Pulitzer Prize-winning novel by Alice Walker and the moving film by Steven Spielberg. It is the unforgettable and inspiring story of a woman named Celie, who finds her unique voice in the world. Nominated for eleven Tony� Awards, The Color Purple is a landmark theatrical event, a celebration of love, and a Broadway phenomenon. With a joyous GRAMMY�-nominated score featuring jazz, gospel and blues, The Color Purple is capturing the hearts of young and old, and uniting audiences in a community of joy.
Phone: 775-686-6600
GRAND SIERRA RESORT & CASINO
APRIL 17, 2012
7:30 PM
FLORENCE & THE MACHINE
Her soaring, epic vocals, quirky melodies and self-contained musical world have already won her the 2009 Critics Choice Award at the Brits. Some compare her to Kate Bush. You'll also find touches of Tom Waits and Nick Cave in her dark visions, and if you heard a little of Bjork too, she'd find it a compliment. But mainly, Florence is out on her own: an exhilarating place to be, she points out, but also a little scary. Special guest include Blood Orange.
SILVER LEGACY RESORT CASINO
APRIL 21, 2012
8:00 PM - 11:00 PM
DWIGHT YOAKAM
Multi-platinum Grammy winning singer-songwriter, actor, director and country music pioneer Dwight Yoakam returns to Silver Legacy. The legendary superstar began his career on Warner Music Group's label Reprise Records, with his debut album, Guitars, Cadillacs, Etc., Etc. and has since recorded 27 albums under both the Reprise Records and Warner Bros. Records imprints. Yoakam is set to release his first studio album in seven years on Warner Bros. Records.
Yoakam is one of the most respected singer-songwriters in music. He's sold more than 25 million albums, has 12 gold albums and 9 platinum or multi-platinum albums, including the triple platinum "This Time." Five of his albums have topped Billboard's Country Albums chart with another fourteen landing in the Top 10. More than 30 singles have charted, with twenty-two going top 20, including the incomparable hits "Honky Tonk Man," "Please Please Baby," "Little Ways," "I Sang Dixie," "It Only Hurts When I Cry," "Fast as You" and "Thousand Miles from Nowhere." Yoakam has won two GRAMMY Awards and earned 21 nominations.
Phone: 775-325-7343
UNIVERSITY OF NEVADA RENO
APRIL 26-28,2012
RENO JAZZ FESTIVAL
For half a century, the Reno Jazz Festival at the University of Nevada, Reno has been bringing Grammy winners, superstars and the finest young artists to town. Celebrating 50 years of exemplary jazz, the 2012 festival will feature Grammy-winning saxophonist Joe Lovano, the 14-piece Grammy-nominated Mingus Big Band, as well as the Festival Showcase and Awards performance.
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SILVER LEGACY
APRIL 28, 2012
8:00PM-11:45PM
LISA LAMPANELLI
Lisa Lampanelli is Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean. Heralded as "more than a standup -- a standout," by comedy legend Jim Carrey, Lampanelli is a cross between Don Rickles, Archie Bunker, and a vial of estrogen. She even won accolades from The King of All Media Howard Stern, who called her "a true original and a brilliant comedy mind who'll steal the show every time."
Phone: 775-329-4777
GRAND SIERRA RESORT & CASINO
MAY 5-6, 2012
11:00 AM - 7:00 PM
CINCO DE MAYO FESTIVAL
Annual celebration of Latino heritage for all ages. Two full days of live entertainment, popular Latin bands and musicians, amateur boxing, Mexican dancing horse performances and children's playground. Enjoy Mexican food and other dishes from top local restaurants, arts, crafts, games and more. Located at the Grand Sierra Resort parking area.
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VIRGINIA CITY
MAY 12, 2012 - MAY 13, 2012
FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN - ICS CHILI COOK OFF & BELTANE FESTIVAL
While this is still the 29th year for the annual chili cook off in Virginia City�.this will be the first year that the event will be expanded to 2 days vs. 1 day, AND it will incorporate a Beltane Fire Festival that will feature Celtic booths, displays, and entertainment, as well as nightly fire demonstrations and shows! So�.the "Fire On The Mountain" theme obviously plays into the chili and salsa cook off too. This is a fun filled weekend for the whole family with live entertainment, pi�ata busting for the kids, craft booths, and plenty of fiery food!
RENO-SPARKS LIVESTOCK EVENTS CENTER
MAY 12-13, 2012
JACKPOT OF GEMS SHOW
Saturday: 10:00am - 5:00pm
Sunday: 10:00am - 4:00pm
Building: Exhibit Hall
Admission: Adults $5.00
Children 6 - 12 years $3.00 and children 6 and under free with a paid adult
For more information contact the Reno Gem & Mineral Society.
Phone: 775-356-8820
FALLON
MAY 18-20, 2012
SPRING WINGS BIRD FESTIVAL
The Lahontan Valley Wetlands surrounding Fallon offer outstanding birding hot spots. Professionals from the Lahontan Audubon Society, US Fish & Wildlife Service and Nevada Department of Wildlife will lead birding and wildlife tours. The festivities also include exciting hands-on activities, raptors on display and expert speakers.
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JOHN ASCUAGA'S NUGGET
MAY 26, 2012
5:00 PM - 11:30 PM
COWBOY CRAWL
Howdy Partner!
Wet your whistle at the first annual Cowboy Crawl at Sparks Victorian Square and John Ascuaga's Nugget.
The roundup starts at 5:00pm so mosey on down to John Ascuaga's Nugget Cabaret with your finest boots, best duds and cowboy hat. All city slickers and bonafied cowboys must begin at the Nugget in order to secure an event wristband and map showing the bar stops located throughout the hotel and Victorian Square. The final stop will end at the Nugget's Cabaret for a kick-up-your-heels party featuring line dancing, live music and libations. For more information about purchasing tickets, click on the website link below.
So Cowboy-up and remember, "never drink downstream from your horse!"
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| Bunnyranch Golf Balls (3 pcs) | Black Water Bottle | Pink Sweat Suit |
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