May 2012 issue

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TAMELA LEE

TAMELA LEE

Get set for wet dreams after you meet me. I am from Swedish with a dash of Irish descent, and proudly stand 5'9 and weigh 135lbs with long blonde hair and grayish blue eyes.

Curious yet? One of the most reliable and overlooked keys to happiness is exercising our innate sense of curiosity. That's because curiosity � a state of active interest or genuinely wanting to know more about something � creates an openness to unfamiliar experiences, laying the groundwork for greater opportunities to experience delight.

I've had an interesting and diverse life. Although my roots are in Chicago,I have made close friends from all walks of life across the country. The perfect description of me is an elegant tomboy who is just as up for a hike as I would be for a posh charity event.

Sort of a big city girl with a dose of country.

Thus, I'm very much an outdoors person, but enjoy what the big city has to offer.

I'm a big animal lover, especially cats. I like the usual, working out, music, movies, eating out, cooking in. I am a real woman with charisma, sense of humor and sexiness. I love pilates, as it is my second to main workout (-: Carpe Diem.

NATALIA QING

NATALIA QING

I am Natalia Qing from the Love Ranch North in Carson City, NV. I've been here since July of 2011. My schedule is usually Tuesday - Saturday 2pm - 2am. Sometimes I will have previous appointments or commitments, so if you plan to stop by to meet me, just send me an e-mail first to make sure I'm available.

I am 25 years old, 5'8" tall, and 115 pounds. I have a slender and athletic figure. I have long, pale blonde hair, fair skin, and green eyes. My personality is friendly, playful and compassionate.

Before I got the Love Ranch, I was fortunate to live, work, and travel in 21 foreign countries, and about 20 US states. My travel experiences have taught me to be open-minded, patient, and to to appreciate a variety of personalities and cultures. I also have learned to speak Mandarin Chinese from my years working and studying in China. In addition to my work as an entertainer, I have also worked as a consultant, translator, Chinese paralegal, English teacher, charity fundraiser, model, and much more! My dream is to go to graduate school in China and own my own business there.

Other than being at the Love Ranch, I also enjoy traveling, working out, studying Chinese, modeling, reading, volunteering, writing, and playing piano.

What I do best at the Love Ranch is the Girlfriend Experience - this means we will be girlfriend and boyfriend for our time together. You can expect a lot of affection, attention and intimacy. In the bedroom, I am very energetic, enthusiastic and passionate. I enjoy exploring the unique chemistry I establish with each of my lovers and building confidence and experience in my partners. I enjoy taking my time with each of my guests to explore their desires and turn-ons. I love to create memories together that we both will look back on fondly!

I also offer 'specialty parties' and these include: two-girl party, virgin party, couple party, outdates, overnights, VIP parties, lessons and educational parties, massages, fetish, role-play, and much more! I am very open-minded and non-judgmental, so feel free to suggest any party idea you have to me, and I will let you know if I can do it. If not, I will help you find another lady who can.

I appreciate each gentleman who chooses to spend time with me, and I do my best to work with all budgets. I also offer discounts for regulars, message board members, and many others. Just ask when you contact me, and I will let you know which discounts I can offer. Part of my goal when I see someone is for them to such an amazing experience that they want to come back to see me. So, I make sure that you feel that my prices are fair so that you will want to return!

I really like being contacted by gentlemen before they visit the Ranch so that we can connect and build chemistry before we meet. I, also, enjoy keeping in touch with my guests and becoming friends.

Thank you for taking the time to learn more about me! I would love to hear from you and would be happy to answer any questions you have for me. You can e-mail me anytime and expect a prompt reply: [email protected]

XOXO Hugs & Kisses

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ANGELINA MONROE
LRS LOVER OF THE MONTH!

Angelina is very dedicated to her work and she is always very cheerful and sweet to everyone.. She was born in France and her favorite colors are: Pink, Green, and Blue. Favorite Foods are: Seafood, Chicken and Foie Gras.. Loves to read a good book. Loves Thriller and Fiction movies. Also oldies and the newbies. "The girls who kicked the hornet's nest." She loves to play tennis, work out, and ride her bike.. What turns her on is "making love all night long." She also loves fast cars and anything that gets her adrenaline pumping... Her favorite animal is a pet parrot.




Tatyanna and Cami grace Metro Magazine, promoting upcoming Alien Cathouse opening

Off To Oxford!

By the time you read this, Dennis could literally be standing on the dais addressing members of Oxford University outside of London, England. "It's a wonderful invitation and prestigious!" says Dennis, "Former US Presidents Nixon, Carter and Reagan have spoken there, as well as The Dalai Lama and Mother Teresa!" Dennis' talk will be on legalizing prostitution in the UK. The actual engagement is May 17th and we hope to have video to post afterwards!


Then On To Toronto!

You might have seen the media on this � with Ontario Province considering legal brothels in Toronto (lots of legal mumbo-jumbo here), Dennis became the center of a media storm, offering to bring The BunnyRanch to Toronto! "It's a natural for us!" Dennis exclaims, "We already have the model for how it should be done legally, and making it happen in Toronto would be a snap!" Dennis plans on a visit to Toronto after his UK jaunt. Cami Parker, who happens to be Canadian, is also excited about the potential.


Toronto, Part Two

We got a chuckle out of this: TORONTO � Premier Dalton McGuinty seemed a bit confused this morning when asked about the Moonlite Bunny Ranch eyeing Toronto for a new brothel. He asked the reporter to explain what a Bunny Ranch was. Informed that it was a Nevada brothel, a red-faced McGuinty laughed nervously and looked for a way out. He responded: "We're not going there. Next question."



SS Scandal � Buy American

Unless you live in a cave, you must have heard about Prez Obama's Secret Service getting funky with Colombian hookers. Well, Dennis had a few words on the subject in David Moye's excellent column in The Huffington Post:

"It's a national security risk. These guys were f***ing morons," Hof told The Huffington Post. "There's an old saying, 'loose lips sink ships,' and these agents are supposed to be trained to keep secrets, but if you're dumb enough to argue with a hooker over a $47 bill, you're dumb enough to leave the plans where the president is going to be by the bedside."

Hof may have a point because an exclusive report by ABC News reveals the 11 Secret Service men who were getting not-so-secret service at the brothel allegedly bragged "we work for Obama" and "we're here to protect him."

But moreover, Hof says it could have been avoided.

"If these guys had come to the Bunny Ranch and satisfied their needs before the trip, none of this would have happened," he said.

As self-serving as that may sound, Hof says he wouldn't charge the agents and is even working up a proposal to send an advance team of Bunny Ranch prostitutes to accompany the Secret Service on foreign trips to prevent snafus like this from happening again.



Mediaite.com

A good friend of The BunnyRanch, Andrew Kirell, former John Stossel Show producer, has joined up with Mediaite.com! Mediaite is the site for news, information and smart opinions about print, online and broadcast media, offering original and immediate assessments of the latest news as it breaks. Check out this article on why Bill O'Reilly is wrong on legal prostitution and thanks again Andrew for setting him the pinhead straight!

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Cami and Caressa being interviewed by NBC News

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Nesley Envy

Cali Candy

Christina Antoinette

Lala Redd

Chanel LeRay

Kennedy Hawk



Eve Alena

Leena Lovely

Ming Lee

Alana Luv

Tilley Lynn

Vanna Whyte



Codi Chambers

Skyler Rain

Layla Day

Vicki Valero

JesiJames



This month's pics


Cami and Caressa being interviewed by NBC




Gucci Parker Hof doing drain check at Alien Travel Center bathroom




Shooting of John Stossel Show

A MADAM'S MOMENT

'It's all about the pearls...'

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!



May BunnyRanch Parties
May 5th Cinco Di Mayo
May 19th Prom Nite
May 25th thru May 28th Memorial Weekend Party

Put these dates aside. Everyone is invited. Our partyies are the best. We always have fun girls, food and DJs.

Birthdays we are celebrating this month are:
May 4 Jayla Conrad
May 7 Veronica Vavoom
May 19 Felicia Foxxx

We celebrate our birthdays every Friday nite.
Some events you might be interested in that we have going on around the Reno Tahoe area are:

Man in the Mirro
NCHA Western National Championships
Reno Sparks Railroad Days
Fire On The Mountain - ICS Chili Cook Off & Beltane Festival
Jackpot of Gems Show
Reno Kite Festival
George Lopez

MADAM DIANNE'S NOTEBOOK
Loveranch North

TOP BOOKER OF THE MONTH- Naudia Love

FEATURED LOVERS---

Nataila Qing Naudia Love Vanilla Frost Ruby Rae
Jade Capri Jimi Lynn Raven Lee Kimberly Love

NEW LOVERS---

Kandi McCarthy
Shelby Shaw


Welcome to beautiful May!

We are just over the moon about all the plans we have for this month.

On the 18th of May The Loveranch Lovers will be celebrating school's out for the summer with a weenie & burger barbecue.
We'll also some great musical tunes to rock us through the night.

Also join us & our Moonlite Bunny Ranch family for our annual Memorial Weekend Blast.

Strap yourself in and get ready for a great ride!

See you all there.

Madam Dianne

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UPDATES FROM CRYSTAL, NEVADA

DAISY MAE - LRS LOVER OF THE YEAR 2011

I am a tall beautiful blonde and i am a lot of fun. I can be a real Southern Bell and can be all proper, but hold on BOYS - when the door closes I will blow your socks off!

I love purple, and having a really good time. It turns me on the most when I get to tease and please you.

I also like to be pampered. And take long bubble baths and I won't tell you no if you want to spank my ass cum on boys lets make this last. I am a lot of fun and I would like to get to know you.

I specialize in Men, Ladies, Couples, Virgins and GFE, 2 Girl parties and I would love to live out your fantasy. I will role play and do fetishes and a li'l dom to you.

Come out and see me at Love Ranch South!

Or email me at [email protected] or make an appointment at 775-327-5251. Don't keep this Georgia peach waiting.

I am always ready for a great time.. Make sure you check my dates or schedule an appointment.





The Love Ranch South had its 1st Annual Cinco De Mayo Party:
Drink Specials-- Margaritas, Patron shots, Pepper eating contest--

Food, Prizes and more! We will post some pics soon...

If you're planning to visit us, we do offer Limo service.
We also have local hotel rooms at a discounted rate.

If you drop by, we will make you one of our signature sandwiches and buy you a drink!

If you stay over night we will bring you breakfast in bed --- just a little something extra for you.

We are here to make sure your stay is the best you have ever had.

We are very excited to introduce you to our Newest Lovers: Smokin Amber, Leahla Lay, Lena Cherries, and Timberley. Visit www.loveranch.net/main.php and check out their profiles.

Also appearing this month are:

Bella Cream, Daisy Mae, Dallas Diamonds, Angelina Monroe, Vanessa London, Porter Morgan and Cassidy Williams.

Visit the Loveranch South soon!

LoveRanch South
775-372-5251
[email protected]
www.loveranch.net

OUT OF THIS WORLD
Area 51 Alien Center

Uncle Emery
GM of Southern Nevada Operations Alien Cathouse, Love Ranch South & Alien Travel Center

The Bunnyranch family welcomes Uncle Emery!

Have you ever heard that old phrase, "If you want a good time call...?" Well, it should have been Love Ranch manager Emery Lesco at the other end of the line, because gentlemen, if anyone anywhere knows how to find a good time, it's your Uncle Emery.

Emery has been a marketing manager for D�ja Vu and Hustler clubs, owned L.A.'s largest strip club, Pleasures, and was the marketing manager for Dennis Hof's world famous Bunny Ranch. When Dennis decided to show Southern Nevada how to really party, he asked Emery to look after his Love Ranch, and make sure all of you found a little Heaven on Earth.

Uncle Emery promises everyone will go home satisfied and smiling... And very tired.

Construction of Area 51 Travel Center is now in full swing!

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JOHN AZCUAGA'S NUGGET
MAY 26,2012
5:00 PM - 11:30 PM

COWBOY CRAWL

Howdy Partner!

Wet your whistle at the first annual Cowboy Crawl at Sparks Victorian Square and John Ascuaga's Nugget.

The roundup starts at 5:00pm so mosey on down to John Ascuaga's Nugget Cabaret with your finest boots, best duds and cowboy hat. All city slickers and bonafied cowboys must begin at the Nugget in order to secure an event wristband and map showing the bar stops located throughout the hotel and Victorian Square. The final stop will end at the Nugget's Cabaret for a kick-up-your-heels party featuring line dancing, live music and libations. For more information about purchasing tickets, click on the website link below.

So Cowboy-up and remember, "never drink downstream from your horse!"

Phone: 918-366-4411
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SANDS EURO FEST 2012
JUNE 1 - 3, 2012

Enjoy live music from our headliner band, Los Angeles' Celtic Rock n' Rollers, The Young Dubliners. They will perform on Friday and Saturday from 7:00pm-10:00pm.

Event-goers can sample a variety of European cuisine including grilled bratwurst, chorizo basque sandwiches, fish and chips, lasagna and Swedish meatballs with spaetzles.

Thirsty from all that dancing? With a huge selection of beers ranging from Spaten, Warsteiner, Kronenbourg, Lindemann's Framboise and Stella Artois to Hoegaarden, Bass Ale, Young Chocolate Stout and Monty Python's Holy Grail Ale, there'll be no shortage of beverages to quench any thirst. This year's event will also feature a wine garden.



DOWNTOWN SPARKS
JUNE 1 - 3, 2012

STREET VIBRATIONS SPRING RALLY

After a long winter, it's time to liberate your Harley from hibernation and enjoy a weekend of motorcycle fun! Street Vibrations Spring Rally condenses the excitement of the successful Fall Rally into one weekend at Sparks Victorian Square. The 5th annual event features live entertainment, bike games, competition ride-in shows, poker runs and walks, vendor booths, VIP motorcycle participant parties and more.

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FALLON
JUNE 7 - 10, 2012

OCTANE FEST

See the stars of off-road racing at this four-day motor sport jamboree. Octane Fest is a high-powered motor sports extravaganza featuring NHRA/Top Gun drag racing, IMCA oval dirt track racing, truck and tractor pulls, demolition derby, mud bogs, TUFF Truck, rock crawl and freestyle motocross. Music, show-and-shine, a motor sports swap meet and a firework finale compliment the racing action.

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CARSON CITY
JUNE 8 - 10, 2012

CARSON CITY RENDEZVOUS

A favorite among locals and visitors, the Carson City Rendezvous is an authentic celebration of the mid-1800's where the whole family will enjoy a Nevada Gunfighters show, Native American Village, Mountain Men encampment, Civil War volunteers, stagecoach rides, live music, and great food!

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DOWNTOWN RENO
JUNE 15 - 17, 2012

RENO RIVER FESTIVAL

Known as one of the paddle sports industry's top whitewater events, the Reno River Festival returns to the heart of downtown Reno at the Truckee River Whitewater Park to kick off the summer. Renown for attracting top whitewater athletes from around the world, this year will be more entertaining than ever with the return of the "Run Amuck" fun run, where competitors get down and dirty in an obstacle-filled run through downtown Reno, along with the Stand Up Paddle Board race, Boatercross and whitewater competitions. The Reno River Festival also features a variety of food and beverage, live entertainment and an outdoor expo featuring the hottest outdoor products on the market.

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GRAND SIERRA RESORT
JUNE 15 - 17, 2012

RENO ROCKABILLY RIOT

Returning to the Grand Sierra for it's second year, Reno Rockabilly Riot will host the slapback echo of live music like Vintage Vandals and Swamp Angel, drag racing, burnouts, a Pin-Up girl contest, and more! Enjoy great food from local Reno vendors and relax poolside among the best of Reno's Bettie Bangs, bandanas, and tattoos.

Jason Greeley of Lowbrow Ink's Tattoo Circus will present this year's Tattoo show, which will feature The Pink Pearl, the winner of Best of Show Tattoo in 2011. Featured artists at this year's show will include Roman Abrego, Kali Por Vida, Jeff Seeds, Whitney Lenox, Lil Kris, Geno, and Sam.

Hosted by Rockwell De Vil, the Rockabilly Queen Pin-Up contest will take place on June 16 and offers a chance for participants to win more than $500 in cash and prizes. Closing out the Saturday festivities will be punk rockers Zeke with The Chop Tops, playing the Grand Theatre at 9 p.m.

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ELDORADO HOTEL CASINO
JUNE 22 - 23, 2012

THE GREAT ELDORADO BBQ, BREWS AND BLUES FESTIVAL

Fire up the grills, tap the kegs and crank up the tunes for Reno's best summer kick-off party! Virginia Street be rockn' with live blues entertainment, amazing food and more than 40 microbrews from around the world.

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INCLINE VILLAGE AND CRYSTAL BAY
JULY 1 - 7, 2012

RED, WHITE AND TAHOE BLUE

The sixth annual celebration offers good old-fashioned fun for all ages, with the largest fireworks display at Lake Tahoe, a parade and festival, aerial and land military demonstrations, beer and wine tastings, a carnival and an ice cream social.

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RENO
JULY 1 - 31, 2012

ARTOWN

For the entire month of July, the festival offers nearly 400 events ranging from live music, dance, theater and performances to visual arts, workshops, multicultural events and tours, a majority of which are free! The National Endowment for the Arts called Artown one of the most comprehensive art festivals in the country.

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COMMROW
JULY 6, 2012
8:00 PM - 11:30 PM

KELLIE PICKLER

Kellie Pickler is everything that's right about that uniquely modern place where reality and celebrity come together. She is first and foremost a force of nature, a young woman who followed a restless small-town dream to the upper reaches of the music world. She came armed with real talent, for she is a singer who has learned well from idols like Tammy, Patsy, Loretta and Dolly. Still, it takes much more to enter the cultural consciousness as firmly and unmistakably as she has, and Kellie brings more in spades.

Phone: (775) 398-5400



VIRGINIA CITY
JULY 13 - 15, 2012

AMERICANA MUSIC FESTIVAL

Nationally known artist artists in bluegrass, old time, blues and folk gather in Virginia City for a weekend full of Americana music and good times. Grab your guitar or banjo and show off your picking skills during jam sessions, or pick up some new techniques at the workshops.

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LAKE TAHOE
JULY 13 - AUGUST 26, 2012

LAKE TAHOE SHAKESPEARE FESTIVAL

Imagine sitting under the stars and on a sandy white beach at Sand Harbor as Shakespeare comes to life. An enchanting outdoor theater is nestled within a natural amphitheater with the indescribable beauty of Lake Tahoe in the background. Its one of the most scenic venues in the country.

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MONTR�UX GOLF & COUNTRY CLUB
JULY 30 - AUGUST 5, 2012

RENO-TAHOE OPEN

Recognized as a favorite stop on the PGA TOUR by its members!

The 14th annual Reno-Tahoe Open is one of only 47 stops on the PGA TOUR and the only summer event on the West Coast. Offering a $3 million prize purse, the tournament is also part of the race for the FedExCup. Montr�ux Golf & Country Club is northern Nevada's only Jack Nicklaus Signature Design course and provides a challenging, yet beautiful, test for the top notch PGA TOUR professionals.

Phone: 775-322-3900

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