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TOP STORY OF THE MONTH!!!Dennis Hof has finalized purchase of the two brothels closest to Las Vegas, Cherry Patch Ranch & Mabel's Whorehouse. They are open and operating and the new girls are rolling in!!
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ANNA SUVARI
Looking for real American beauty? Look closer. I'm Anna Suvari, an award-winning companion for discerning gentlemen, ladies and couples at the World Famous Moonlite BunnyRanch.
Humble and soft-spoken by nature, I much prefer to let my actions -- and my clients -- speak for me. To that end, one describes me in a recent review as a �wet dream come to life.� Another calls his experience with me �life changing,� while a happily married couple refers to me as a �sexual dynamo ... the closest thing to nirvana.�
Plaudits aside, even I must acknowledge that my days as the best-kept secret at the BunnyRanch are over. I am the reigning Bunny of the Year and a double-digit Bunny of the Month award recipient. Separately, I was voted Courtesan of the Year by an independent community of Nevada brothel regulars each of the past three years, and readers of the Reno News & Review voted me �Best Legal Working Girl� and �Best-Looking Woman� (along with �Best Public Figure to Fantasize About�) for 2010 and 2009. Perhaps you saw me in the February 2010 edition of HUSTLER magazine.
I derive my greatest satisfaction not from accolades but from the toe-curling experiences that inspire them. I'm an insatiable, leggy siren from the Pacific Northwest whose friendly demeanor, alluring green eyes, toothpaste-commercial smile, all-natural 34D breasts, delicious curves and top-notch skills will keep you coming back for more. But those aren't the best reasons you should visit me. The best reasons are that I truly enjoy what I do, and I always provide the most for your money. It's a point of pride.
Whether you�re a virgin or a sexual connoisseur, and no matter if your tastes lean tame or adventurous, I'm confident you'll love what I have to offer. I�m genuinely and shamelessly bisexual, and the entire BunnyRanch menu is my playground. Got a fetish? Let�s embrace and explore it!
I offer as standard many things -- including unlimited climaxes and activities, no matter the duration of our party -- that are considered �extras� in other bedrooms. I also provide generous discounts for first-timers, overnight or all-day stays, couples, active military, veterans, college students, teachers, birthdays, extended parties, and emergency and law enforcement personnel.
As something of an artist, I often say I�m expanding my life palette at the BunnyRanch. I have a successful, fulfilling career away from it. You see, I�m here because I want to be, not because I have to be, and that makes all the difference. Like my clients, I am living out longstanding fantasies in a safe, legal, sexually charged, nonjudgmental environment.
Respect is the lifeblood of my approach. I honor any boundaries you set -- couples trust me to help them realize fantasies without risk, a responsibility I take very seriously -- and I'll do everything in my power to make sure you�re relaxed, comfortable and pleased. Your privacy is paramount, as is mine; it�s the reason, in fact, you will not find me on HBO�s hit �Cathouse� series.
I am not concerned with a client�s size, shape, age or ethnicity, nor do I work harder for some than others. My philosophy is simple: The tourist in the T-shirt and cargo shorts gets the same, VIP-style treatment as the businessman in the Armani suit.
Outside the bedroom, I am an accomplished equestrian, swing dancer and graduate student. I enjoy music, hiking, swimming, biking, cooking, writing and reading, and I can hold my own on topics ranging from sports to politics to astronomy to business. In my spare time, I am a volunteer crisis counselor.
My turn-ons include humor, humility, kindness, selflessness, naughtiness and open-mindedness. If you can laugh at yourself, you've got my attention.
Do I have yours?
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Just in Time for Christmas!!!
Come to a Tony Clifton show and win a free Bunny Ranch hooker: Seattle, Portland, Boston, San Francisco!
Visit Tony Clifton's Website
D Celebrates Birthday in LoveRanch South, Vegas
Chloe helping out with LR Lamppost
Best Of�.Once Again.
Every year the local Reno Independent Newspaper has a �Best Of� edition and once again (drum roll please) The BunnyRanch won �Best Brothel�!!! Yeah!!! This isn�t our first time, and we always consider this a matter of good taste in the general population of Northern Nevada. Also, congrats to Anna Suvari, who also won a slew of awards, including �Best Legal Prostitute�. Smiles all around.
Everyone Loves A Parade.
The Month of October is known for Nevada Day (State Birthday) and there is always a big parade down Carson Street, where politicians, High School marching bands, local celebrities, and The BunnyRanch, roll on by!!
Yep, we always make an appearance. This year we took the BunnyRanch Cab for a ride. Cool looking huh? Of course, a cab filled with hot BR Bunnies always makes the Nevada Day Parade something special.
Although Jay Leno Did Have A Few Words.
We love it when Jay mentions us in his monologue. From his 9/13 Tonight Show:�The Moonlite BunnyRanch Brothel in Nevada has fired Tiger Woods mistress, Devon James, for unprofessional conduct. Well that can�t be good, when a whorehouse says �Alright, you�re out of here lady�that�s it�we will not tolerate that�.
Charlie Sheen was a fool for not hiring a legal call girl,says D.
Elliot Spitzer is 'World's Biggest Hypocrite',says World's Most Famous Pimp.
Someone Doesn�t Like His Mom Too Much.
Another funny but strange item came across The BunnyRanch News Desk. It seems someone in Manchester Kentucky doesn�t like his Mom. Although it might be worth mentioning, this was not printed in a formal obituary but in an on-line comments section. Still, we thought it was something to share:
Mrs. Ryder, age 75 of Burning Springs in Manchester, Kentucky passed away Thursday, September 30th, 2010 at the University of Kentucky Medical Center in Lexington, Kentucky. She was born September 26th, 1738 in Clay County, Kentucky to the union of Kindly Dragon Jimmy Lawson and a 12 year old. She was a housewife and a member of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Las Vegas Nevada.
She is survived by her son: Ryder and his/her wife Jimmy "Kindly Dragon" Lawson of Burning Springs. Also surviving is her aunt: Mary Jo Lawson of Manchester.
Funeral Services for Mrs. Ryder will be Tuesday, October 5th, 2010 at 2 PM at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch. Rev. Youel Napier will be officiating. Burial will follow in the YoMommasAWhore Cemetary in Manchester.
Visitation will be Monday, October 4th, after 6 PM at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch.
Jon Stewart At The BunnyRanch?
The host of The Daily Show on Comedy Central, Jon Stewart, had his name come up on our Google Alerts. When we clicked on the picture, well, it wasn�t quite what you might have expected, but we appreciate the thought. And if Jon ever does show up here, we will be happy to submit another photo.
Tweet This..
Someone had to do it�make a documentary on Twitter and the Twitter revolution. Called �Twittamentary��it will examine how our lives intersect in real-time on Twitter and how serendipity plays an important role in how the human spirit is elevated as a result of this technology. Why are we telling you this? Since one portion of the doc has a Marilyn Monroe impersonator in Los Angeles exchanging tweets with a �sex worker� at The BunnyRanch. Look for rentals at your local Blockbuster, we guess.
The Love Ranch Brothel Offers The Rescued Chilean Miners A Second �Release�
CBS Special on Dennis Hof�s Love Ranch Airs Tonight
Is the Political Sex Scandal Dead?
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Dennis' B-day Bash on Video!
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A Madam's Moment
'It's all about the pearls...'
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!!!
Fall is getting closer. The leaves are turning.... the sun is
shinning. What a beautiful day.... we all have so much to be thankful for,,, don't
we?
Make Gratitude a Habit!
Behavioral scientists tell us that if we do something consistently for
21 days it becomes a habit. That's good news if you're interested in bringing
more gratitude into your life. These don't have to be big things... little
things will do just fine. The more you start to train your mind to look for
what's right, rather than what's wrong.. the more gratitude you'll feel throughout
the day.
Do this for 21 days and see if it doesnt make a difference in your
daily life. Keep it up, and a lifetime of gratitude can be yours... no matter what.
Also, you are all invited to my Princess Birthday Party . Here is an
invitation.
Please make sure you make a date with your favorite bunny and we
will see you here....
Love Letters
from The Love Ranch
'Chloe Daniels'
Check out the NEW and wonderfully BEAUTIFUL Love Ranch!!! Daddy D has given us and you a wonderful gift in that that front of our house is now the most amazing sight this side of HWY 50 beside the girls inside the Love Ranch of course!!!! Thank you DADDY!!!!!
Check out the latest LR photos
Last Month's Pics
Halloween
Street Vibrations
Anything But Clothes
Upcoming parties for November are:
Nov 10th - ABC (Anything But Clothes) Monthly Party
"...AND BELIEVE US WHEN WE SAY ANYTHING"
Make sure to make it out to see us during our next ABC party which will be on the November 10th .
Nov 19th - Choke Your Chicken (nah lets us do it for you) Love Ranch Party
"SHOW AND SHINE, SHOW AND SHOW AND SHOW"
Every year we have a small car show here in our little corner. The girls get to go out look at the cars and all the cars little tricks. But it is also time for the Love Ranch Girls to become car models for a few minutes! Check out our beauties in action!
Visit and follow the fun at LoveRanch!
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El Dorado Hotel Casino,
Reno, Nevada 89505
Christmas on Broadway
El Dorado Showroom
NOVEMBER 16 - DECEMBER 26, 2010
7:00 PM - 10:00 PM
Let the sights and sounds of New York City�s theatre district captivate you this holiday season! Join us for �Christmas on Broadway� playing inside the Eldorado Showroom November 16 through December 26!
A headliner from the world-famous Kodak Theater in Los Angeles, this magical celebration of the wonders of winter incorporates glittering holiday scenes with delightful dancing and spectacular singers performing all your favorite Christmas songs, Broadway-style! Santa Clause may even swing by to join in the fun!
Take extra delight in the holidays with �Christmas on Broadway� in the Eldorado Showroom, beginning November 16 and find how this glamorous mix of song and dance will make the holiday season truly special for you and yours.
John Ascuaga's Nugget, Celebrity Showroom
1100 Nugget Avenue, Sparks, Nevada 89431
Kenny Loggins
November 5, 2010
3:00 PM - 3:00 PM
Hits include: "Danger Zone" (from the movie Top Gun), "Footloose," "I'm Alright" (from the movie Caddyshack), and "Heart to Heart"
Don't miss this great show only in the Celebrity Showroom at John Ascuaga's Nugget Casino Resort�featuring the best live entertainment in the Reno area!
Harrah's Reno
SHANGHAI ACROBATICS
November 26 -28, December 2 -5, 17 - 19, 21 - 22, 25 - 26, 2010 Shows at 8pm except on December 25 & 26 Shows also at 5:30pm on November 27, December 18 and 25 Shows at 4pm & 7pm on December 26
Harrah�s Reno is proud to present Shanghai Acrobatics, live in Sammy�s Showroom for a special limited engagement. These premier performers have been internationally recognized for their unbelievably imaginative and daring performances. Come witness the highest expression of artistic movement, combining extraordinary acrobatics, exciting balancing feats and mesmerizing dances
Terrible's Gold Ranch Casino
350 Gold Ranch Rd, Verdi, NV 89439.
I-80 West, Exit 2.
BONNIE AND CLYDE
"DEATH CAR" EXHIBIT
The bloodstained and bullet-hole-ridden 1934 Ford Model 730 Deluxe Sedan which Bonnie & Clyde stole and eventually died in is on display along with the bullet-riddled light blue western-style shirt Clyde wore on the day of his death and other Bonnie and Clyde relics.
The exhibit is located inside the casino on the north side of the building and can be viewed 24 hours a day for free. The car and memorabilia are accompanied by historical information about Bonnie and Clyde and their death.
Cost: FREE
Silver Legacy Resort Casino
407 N. Virginia Street Reno, NV 89501
Contact Info: 800-687-8733 or 775-325-7401
Eddie Griffin
NOVEMBER 20, 2010
Show Time: 7 pm to 10 pm
Eddie Griffin is a popular stand up comic turned actor with starring roles on television in Malcom and Eddie and on the big screen with Undercover Brother and Norbit, as well as many other films. Must be 18 years or older to attend this show.
DICKENS FESTIVAL & CHRISTMAS ON THE COMSTOCK
VIRGINIA CITY
DECEMBER 3, 2010 - DECEMBER 24, 2010
New happenings go on every weekend in December leading up to Christmas. The Christmas on the Comstock starts on December 3 with the Dickens Faire and are followed with a Parade of Lights, Concerts at the world famous Pipers Opera House, Gingerbread Socials, Charity Auctions, Krafts and food galore and don't miss out on the Christmas Dinner and Ball at historic Piper�s Opera House.
NORTH LAKE TAHOE HOLIDAY JAZZ FESTIVAL
NORTH LAKE TAHOE
NOVEMBER 26, 2010 - NOVEMBER 27, 2010
7:00 PM - 10:00 PM
Friday, November 26, 2010
Doors 7 pm, Showtime 8 pm
A PETER WHITE CHRISTMAS featuring Peter White, Mindi Abair, and Rick Braun
Saturday, November 27, 2009
Doors 7 pm, Showtime 8 pm
CHRISTMAS ACCORDING TO JAZZ featuring Gerald Alrbight, Kirk Whalum, and Lalah Hathaway
Guests are invited to ring in the holiday season in style once again with the Holiday Jazz Fest at Hyatt Regency Lake Tahoe Resort, Spa & Casino, November 26 & 27, 2010. This annual two-day celebratory musical event features Hyatt Lake Tahoe�s best line-up to date, with today�s most talented jazz musicians performing � Peter White, Rick Braun, Mindi Abair, Gerald Albright, Lalah Hathaway and Kirk Whalum. Kick off the holiday weekend with a High Sierra Thanksgiving at Lone Eagle Grille and settle in for a weekend of exceptional live jazz in Hyatt Regency Lake Tahoe�s idyllic lakeside setting.
PEPPERMILL RENO
NOVEMBER 19, 2010 - DECEMBER 6, 2010
PACIFIC RIM INTERNATIONAL BILLIARD EXPO PRESENTED BY TONY ANNIGONI & TWO CUSHION CLUB
BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER, DON'T MISS IT! The 2010 Pacific Rim International Billiard Expo, bringing you over $200,000 in Prize Money with Full Fields! The Reno Open & USPPA Pro Am are back with a new partner - The Two Cushion Club Poker Challenge.
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| Bunnyranch Golf Balls (3 pcs) | Black Water Bottle | Pink Sweat Suit |