Nov. 2011 issue

Join Daddy D & the Bunnys at the Rock n Roll Camp!

DENNIS IS FEATURED IN TOUT!

Get set for wet dreams after you meet me. I am from Swedish with a dash of Irish descent, and proudly stand 5�9 and weigh 135lbs with long blonde hair and grayish blue eyes.

Curious yet? One of the most reliable and overlooked keys to happiness is exercising our innate sense of curiosity. That�s because curiosity � a state of active interest or genuinely wanting to know more about something � creates an openness to unfamiliar experiences, laying the groundwork for greater opportunities to experience delight.

I've had an interesting and diverse life. Although my roots are in Chicago,I have made close friends from all walks of life across the country.

The perfect description of me is an elegant tomboy who is just as up for a hike as I would be a posh charity event. Sort of a big city girl with a dose of country.

Thus, I'm very much an outdoors person, but enjoy what the big city has to offer.

I'm a big animal lover, especially cats. I like the usual, working out, music, movies, eating out, cooking in.

I am a real woman with charisma, sense of humor and sexiness. I love pilates, as it is my second to main workout

(-: Carpe Diem.

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RUBY RAE

Hello, hello! My name is Ruby Rae and sugar, spice, and everything nice, and while I may look like the girl-next-door, don't let this innocent face fool you. I'm as naughty, sexual, and sensual as they come, and you will love every second of it. You can find me at Dennis Hof�s Love Ranch North. I�m 5�4� without heels and I weigh in at a slim 100lbs. I wear a 32B and I have been told that I have a nice backside; not too small and not too big. I�m a tiny ball of energy and adorableness, but don�t let that innocent look fool you. I will ravage you in the bedroom ;) I have fiery red hair (yes, it�s natural!), and I have baby blue eyes. I have a light complexion, meaning creamy, porcelain skin. Nothing about me is fake, from my looks to my personality! Also, no tattoos or piercings.

Not only am I confident in the looks area and kick butt in the sexual department, I have an awesome personality! Let me dazzle and entice you with it. Intrigue and interest you. I love conversation, and would love to start one up with you. I can hold a conversation very well, and I�m genuinely interested in everything you have to tell me. I love writing back to emails, because getting to know my clients before we meet is always a lot of fun and takes some of the pressure off. Don't be shy, I don't bite, promise. I�m not going to take your money and run, because I want to establish a connection with all of my clients and stay in touch and hopefully have many return visits. There�s a difference between needing to do this job and wanting to do this job, and when I started it was because of the latter. Being here because I really, truly enjoy it makes all the difference!

After getting to know me, you�ll learn that I can be a bit quirky, but I promise it�s in the cutest way possible. I�m very easy going and I�ve been told that I�m good at calming nerves. I�m a very happy and positive person, and I�ve been told I give off good vibes. I hope to share those vibes with you! I'm educated and love that intellectual is on the list of my many character traits. As for hobbies and favorite activities, I love to read (a lot!), write my little heart out, be outside and participate in water activities, go shopping (lots and lots of shopping), spend time with family and friends, and of course, be at the ranch. There's lots to learn about me, and I would love to share it all with you. Let's get to it, shall we?

I love giving a good party; it�s my pride and joy. My specialties include, but are not limited to:

-GFE (Girlfriend Experience): This is my favorite party and my #1 specialty! I am a great girlfriend and I would love to share this side of me with you. We can spend hours in bed making magic and exploring each other�s bodies like there is no tomorrow, or we could even go on an outdate and have a great time having adventures together outside of the ranch (in Nevada state lines, of course). You will experience all of the intimacy, pleasure, and loyalty of having the perfect girlfriend by your side.

-Outdates and/or Overnights: I put these together, because they go great together! They are also quite enjoyable separate. I would love to get to know you better by going out to a nice dinner or having a picnic in the park. Do you like movies? Let�s go see one together. We�ll share popcorn, candy, and hold hands. After our wonderful time together outside of the ranch, let�s go back for an overnight! You stay the night with me and you have me all to yourself with no interruptions. Much fun is to be had for dates like these ;)

-Two girl parties: I love women. Absolutely love them. I would love to experience this party with you and show you, tease you, and play with you while adding another lady into the mix. We can pick from someone of your choosing, or I can grab a lady that I have intense chemistry with. This will definitely be a night to remember!

-Couples: I love couples! They are so much fun, and as I said before�I love women, and would love to make yours go crazy by the wetness and rhythm of my tongue or the intense orgasm she will achieve when I find her gspot and stimulate her clit to the maximum pleasure possible. Plus, what could be hotter than your significant other and me taking turns to please you? Or better yet, working together (teamwork!) to please you ;)

If your idea for a party with me is not one of the above, don�t worry! Those are not the only parties I provide and I�m very interested in fulfilling your fantasy; just email me and we can discuss! Lastly, you�re probably wondering, �What makes you special?� Well, I�m on a mission to please you and make you feel like a king, and I always complete my missions with gold stars across the board :) I have the innocence and charm of the girl-next-door, but I�m also a sexy, naughty tigress behind closed doors. I�m classy and intelligent, which is a big added bonus! This job is more than just sex for me; it�s about making connection and exploring that connection, so if you�re looking for a real good time with a real awesome lady, then you�ve found your match!

I hope that you like what you�ve read and we can get together and have a great party! Let me know what dates you are considering and we will go from there! If you�re ready to make an appointment with me, please call 775-246-7077 . I do require a small deposit (typically 10% of whatever you plan on spending), and this ensures your time with me. When you come in for your appointment I will not be in a lineup or in another party. I will be waiting for you and only you!

Can�t wait to get to know you better!

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Cami Parker	Maya Love

Barbie Girl	Alexis Fire

Willow Love	Jimi

Veronica Vavoom	MixieRose

Sarai	Jordan Soprano

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Caressa Kisses is back at the BunnyRanch!
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Cami Parker Beats Tila Tequila!

The BunnyRanch is proud to sponsor Joey Buttafucco's Celebrity Boxing Match (versus Amy Fisher's current husband, Lou), and trained here at the BunnyRanch by WWE's own Chyna. By the time you get this newsletter, the fight is over, and Joey will either be victor, or one heap of bruises. The bigger news is Cami Parker vs. Tila Tequila matchup and the winner was CATHOUSE CAMI. Congrats slugger....and we'll watch out for your right hook(er).

Cami Victorious Over Tila Tequila on Celebrity Fight Night. Read more here!

Want A Job?

This time it's no contest or promotion, but a legitimate job offer from Dennis - and the media is all over it! Dennis is offering a General Manager/Operations Officer position for our Southern Nevada brothels, someone who is good with organizational skills and has plenty of drive, to learn the ropes from the Master. Las Vegas Radio has been interviewing Dennis along with radio stations across the US, since after all, with such a lousy economy, someone wants to run a Cathouse.

Speaking of Cathouses

We are asking that fans of HBO�s Cathouse call Time Warner and ask for �More Episodes, More Often�! All you have to do is call HBO direct at 1-212-512-1000, hit 0 for Operator, and ask for �Consumer Affairs�. Just tell them how you feel, in a polite manner, that there are not enough NEW episodes of Cathouse on HBO, and you wish for more. We would be delighted!

And Speaking of Cathouses, Part 2

The next episode of Cathouse, titled �Frisky Business� is set to air on Thursday, December 1st. All about the art of making business work at the BunnyRanch, and exposing a few of the Tips and Tricks employed by The Bunnies to get men to (happily) party with their cash. The episode should get some blood going with Danielle�s return and a memorable Jazzy-Danielle standoff. (Did someone say Cathouse Catfight? Meow!)

Raising Money

This past month, we were happy to donate a sizeable check to Southern Lyon Medical Center, who were in need of funds for their Breast Cancer Support Group.

How do we do it? In our parlor, is a Charity Box, where the Bunnies ask patrons to kick in a few bucks. After a while, it all adds up! Following this donation, we next raise money for Turkeys, to donate to the local Dayton Food Pantry. Everyone deserves turkey on Thanksgiving!

The things we do to promote the new Cathouse show!
Full Video Coverage of Cathouse Cami versus Tila T. Boxing Match!

Heidi Fleiss - From Prostitutes to Parrots

On Discovery Channel's Animal Planet. Weds November 16th
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A MADAM'S MOMENT

'It's all about the pearls...'

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in Bunnyland.

I want to give thanks to all the BunnyRanch fans who have showed us how much they cared throughout the years, you are all very much appreciated.

November is a time when the leaves start turning colors and we get to start wearing our cozy sweaters again.

We always have hot toddies going in our parlor and you can cozy up with your favorite bunny or find a new friend and sit by one of our wonderful fireplaces.

Reno Tahoe area always have a lot of events going on thru out the month of November.

Here are a few ideas that you can choose from that will make your stay more adventurous:
Atlantis FREE Cabaret Steppenstonz
Bill Harrah Exhibit
Hairspray
Party Poker Tournaments
Downtown Reno Wine Walk>
HYPNOTIC with featured hypnotist, Dan Kimm
Reno Tahoe Comedy presents The Comedians of Military Service
Veterans Day Parade
Gordon Lightfoot
Foreverland (A Tribute To Michael Jackson)
Jay Mohr

MADAM DIANNE'S NOTEBOOK
Loveranch North

Featured Lovers

Natalia Qing	Katrina Marie	Vanilla Frost	Kira Mathews

Nikki Ryan	Jade Capri	Kimberly Love	Sophia Sun

Thank you to all our friends who attended our Halloween party. We all had a blast. But we're not going to stop there - we have lots more fun planned ahead, and many more hot lovers.

Autumn is in the air... why not come in & warm up with one of your favorite Lovers? Or how about an enjoyable Limo ride around Lake Tahoe to one of the many wonderful resturants with sweeping views of Lake Tahoe's crystalline waters and stunning mountains?

There is something for everyone here.

Hope to See you soon!

Happy Birthday to all our November Lovers:

Kimberly Love
Jade Capri
Katrina Marie

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Lover of the Month
Stacey Stunnings

Featured Lovers

Daisy Mae

Dallas Diamonds

Sydney Rose

We had a great Halloween Party... Everyone had so much fun!!! Just look at the pictures and you can only imagine how wild and fun the Love Ranch South Ladies can be.

No plans for Thanksgiving Day? Come join the beautiful Ladies of Love Ranch South for a Thanksgiving Day Feast! A little food, a little football, and some very beautiful Ladies, what else can you ask for....

When: Thursday, November 24, 2011
Time: Dinner will be served around 3:30pm

Hope to see you there!!!! If not, The Ladies of Love Ranch South wish you a Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

LoveRanch South
775-372-5251
www.loveranch.net

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SILVER LEGACY RESORT CASINO
NOVEMBER 18, 2011
8:00 PM - 11:00 PM

CHEECH AND CHONG

Successful beyond their wildest dreams, the iconic comedy duo Cheech and Chong defined an era with their hilariously irreverent, satirical, counter-culture, no-holds-barred comedy routines. Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong's phenomenal success began on the stand up comedy circuit which led to 9 hit comedy albums, 8 hit films and multiple Grammy nominations.

Phone: 775-329-4777

JOHN ASCUAGA'S NUGGET
CELEBRITY SHOWROOM
NOVEMBER 19, 2011
9:00 PM - 11:00 PM

JAY MOHR

Comedian, actor, radio host and best selling author, Jay Mohr has been performing stand-up comedy since he was sixteen years old. With a career that has spanned over three decades, Jay has become an artist that is very difficult to define.

Phone: 800-648-1177

KNITTING FACTORY, RENO
NOVEMBER 12, 2011
7:30 PM

FOREVERLAND (A TRIBUTE TO MICHAEL JACKSON)

Foreverland is a 14-piece Tribute to one of the most well-known and beloved entertainers in the world: Mr. Michael Jackson. With four lead vocalists, four horns, and a six-piece rhythm section, the band brings songs like �Don�t Stop Till You Get Enough,� �Beat It,� and �Wanna Be Startin� Somethin�� to life, in a way that no other group has done before. Inspired by Michael�s legacy, Foreverland takes his music a step further, going far beyond any typical tribute band or MJ act. Rather than be limited by an MJ impersonator and pre-recorded backing tracks, Foreverland�s unique approach celebrates the larger-than-life performances, imagination and infectious spirit of this legendary artist. The result is a fabulous and thumping 14-piece show band that pays homage to MJ�s undeniable talent and timeless dance music.

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PIONEER CENTER
NOVEMBER 25-27, 2011

MONTY PYTHON'S SPAMALOT

Always look on the bright side of life! Enjoy a lot of medieval merry-making with the delightfully zany Monty Python�s Spamalot, a musical lovingly ripped off from the internationally renowned comedy team�s most popular film, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. This highly irreverent parody of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table is the recipient of three Tony Awards, including Best Musical, and fourteen Tony Award nominations. Join the Ogunquit Playhouse for its lavish production, featuring Tim Hatley�s sumptuous Tony nominated sets and costumes, a chorus line of dancing divas and knights, flatulent Frenchmen, a killer rabbit and more madcap mirth than a headless knight!

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HYATT REGENCY
LAKE TAHOE RESORT,
SPA & CASINO
NOVEMBER 25 - 26, 2011

HOLIDAY JAZZ FESTIVAL

Ring in the holiday season in style with this annual celebration of music, at the Hyatt Regency Lake Tahoe. This two-day festival features today�s most talented jazz musicians in live evening performances. The Hyatt is located on the shores of beautiful Lake Tahoe, so the setting is spectacular. What an extraordinary way to kick off the holiday season!

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SPARKS HOMETOWN CHRISTMAS
SPARKS VICTORIAN SQUARE
DECEMBER 2 - 3, 2011

Sparks Hometown Christmas is celebrating it's 25th anniversary!

A weekend of festivities & traditional activities that the entire family will enjoy. The annual tree lighting ceremony will be held on Friday evening in front of the Saint Mary's Amphitheater on Victorian Avenue, from 6:30pm-7:00pm.

On Saturday, enjoy the 25th annual Sparks Hometowne Christmas Parade. The event features a unique theme each year and historically includes 100-125 entries. Past parade Grand Marshals include: Ian Petrella (played Randy, Ralphie's younger brother in "A Christmas Party"), American Idol finalist Kimberley Locke and Olympic Gold Medalist swimmer Natalie Caughlin. The parade will travel from east to west on Victorian Avenue, from 1:00pm-3:00pm.

Phone: 775-353-2291

CHRISTMAS ON THE COMSTOCK PARADE OF LIGHTS
VIRGINIA CITY
DECEMBER 3, 2011

Kick off the holiday season in historic Virginia City. Established in 1861, it became the richest mining town in the world when gold and silver were discovered beneath the city. This quaint community hosts an early evening Christmas parade, in which the floats and marching bands must incorporate lights. It�s a celebration of the holidays with a hometown ambiance.

SILVER LEGACY RESORT CASINO
DECEMBER 9, 2011
8:00 PM - 10:30 PM

CARLOS MENCIA

Superstar & stand-up comedian, is undoubtedly one of today�s most lauded entertainers and feared comics. Whether it is man-on-the-street interviews, studio comedy, commercial parodies, or nationwide sold-out tours, Mencia demonstrates an extraordinary ability to connect with a diverse audience.

JOHN ASCUAGA'S NUGGET CASINO RESORT
DECEMBER 10, 2011
9:00 PM

THREE DOG NIGHT

Three Dog Night have 13 Gold Albums and 21 Billboard top 40 hits including, "Mama told me not to come," Joy to the world" and "Black and White."

SILVER LEGACY RESORT CASINO
DECEMBER 17, 2011
8:00 PM - 10:30 PM

BOYS II MEN

Boyz II Men, an American R&B vocal group, best known for emotional ballads and complex, intricate a cappella harmonies is the most successful R&B group of all time, having sold more than 60 million albums worldwide. The group won four Grammy Awards in the 1990s, and the trio was nominated for two Grammies in 2009.

JOHN ASCUAGA'S NUGGET CASINO RESORT
DECEMBER 31, 2011 - JANUARY 1, 2011

ADAM CAROLLA

Special New Year's Weekend shows! Known for his position as co-host of the Man Show and then moving on to hosting a nationally syndicated radio morning show, Adam Carolla is coming to The Nugget's Celebrity Showroom to share his insightful and comedic view of the world. Please note, Dec 31 show is at 10pm, Jan 1 show is at 9pm.

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SILVER LEGACY RESORT CASINO
JANUARY 5, 2012 -
JANUARY 8, 2012

RENO LATIN DANCE FEST

Introducing Reno�s newest and most extravagant Latin Dance Festival! Bachata is the heart of this festival. But, there is much more that this event has to offer. This festival features Latin Dance workshops for all levels, from beginner to advanced, with world class instructors, nightly shows, live band concerts, dedicated Salsa and Bachata ballrooms plus special dance parties for Cumbia, Kizomba, Zouk, Latin Hip Hop, giving you hours of social dancing.

PIONEER CENTER
JANUARY 27, 2012 -
JANUARY 29, 2012

BROADWAY COMES TO RENO �
MEL BROOKS' YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN

A wickedly inspired re-imagining of the Frankenstein legend based on Mel Brooks' classic comedy masterpiece, the story follows bright young Dr. Frankenstein (that's Fronkensteen) as he attempts to complete his grandfather's masterwork and bring a corpse to life. Together with his oddly shaped and endearing helper Igor (that's Eye-gor), his curvaceous lab assistant Inga, and in spite of his incredibly self-involved madcap fianc� Elizabeth, Frankenstein succeeds in creating a monster -- but not without scary and quite often hilarious complications.

With such memorable tunes as "The Transylvania Mania," "He Vas My Boyfriend" and "Puttin' On The Ritz," The New MEL BROOKS Musical YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN is scientifically-proven, monstrously good entertainment ... and the only place you'll witness a singing and dancing laboratory experiment in the largest tuxedo ever made.

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