Sept. 2012

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CARESSA KISSES

CARESSA KISSES

My name is Caressa Kisses and I'm delighted to make your acquaintance...

I'd first like to thank you for taking time to get to know a little about me before our encounter. I was born and raised in Dallas, Texas. I ooze southern charm (without a drawl). You'll enjoy my presence and the company that I provide. I am a young woman of many talents and many interests, providing Top level GFE Erotic Companionship & Porn Star Experiences.I have spent my life both in the United States and Asia. I am well-traveled and well-read, I can hold many conversations in a wide variety of topics.

I'm a young lady who is a combination of exquisite angelic beauty, genuinely sweet personality, bright mind and a playful disposition.

I'm sure you will be surprised at my nice, easy-going demeanor and my very soft voice. I view every encounter as a potential friendship and strive to make the time we spend together as memorable as possible.

I conduct myself in a very classy and elegant manner with a naughty twist. I will not only capture your mind with my down to earth sense of humor, but I will also sweep you off your feet with my sexy feminine ways!

I have a tight, tan, toned, petite hard body that men and women both find irresistible. I practice yoga daily to uphold my athletic frame. I'm 5'4,110 lbs with measurements of 32C 22 32. I have long, dirty blond hair, hazel green eyes, big pouty lips with silky satin skin.

Though I'm often referred to as a full package, my flirty, fun outgoing sensuous nature and big smile is what I'm best known for.

They say I have a soft passionate touch that sends chills through a gentleman's body and leaves them breathless.I enjoy ambient music, mutual sensual touch and masturbation to inflame both our libidos. I prefer extended stay or overnights to fully heighten our sexual encounter, but I am in no way opposed to a quickie. Sometimes they can be just has intoxicating.

Whether you are looking for a sexy companion, a wonderful date, a few days on the town, or an amazing week of fun together, I hope you will consider me. I feel comfortable in any social environment, whether we're kicking back for a sports event or heading off to a fancy restaurant.

Here is my promise to you: I promise there is no rush in our time together; I promise that if you like my pictures, you'll LOVE me in person; I promise to charm and captivate you with my delectable figure, classic beauty and stunning face. I will take your breath away with my fit, toned body and my seductive beautiful smile.

Some courtesans talk about the GFE, The Girl Friend Experience. The fact is I really love to please and to be pleased.

Your complete satisfaction is my pleasure and passion. I provide the ultimate unrushed, unparalleled quality GFE!

Feel the thrill of sharing an intimate adventure with me, and maybe you will find yourself falling in love.

I look forward to hearing from you and to spending an enchanting experience with you!

CARESSA'S PHILOSOPHY:
"Don't count the days...make the days count ..."

APPEARANCES:
HBO ( Caressa Kisses, a cute woman with long blonde hair and an impressively attractive figure)
Howard Stern (If She Was any Taller She Would Be a Super Model!)
Jenny Jones "Winner of Brains and Beauty contest"
Ricky Lake
Maury Povich
It's Your Call with Ron Doyle
Naked New York
ESPN Television "chimericals for the spice house" Reno's Adult Cabaret
Multiple Radio Shows, Including my own Radio show as the "Hottie Handicapper" on the XXtra Point ESPN Radio
Esquire Magazine
MTV - VHI Going Down at The Bunny Ranch

JADE CAPRI

JADE CAPRI

LOVER OF THE YEAR 2011

Are you ready for more than just a typical encounter? One that will elevate your senses to a whole new level?

When was the last time that you had an unforgettable experience?

You need Jade Capri, and here I am.

My sultry beauty, genuine character and positive outlook in life enables me to adapt to diverse social situations whilst maintaining the highest level of discretion, making me the perfect companion for any and all occasions.

I am a brand new lady at The Love Ranch North: a tall, radiant 5'8" blonde, head turning bombshell beauty, with a "to die for" authentic and exotic Brazilian body.

My measurements are a mouth watering 36D-27-36. I am told I have a lovely personality, beautiful sparkling blue eyes, great legs, dazzling chest and of course, a fantastic butt!

Originally from Brazil, I am very outgoing. I enjoy making new friends and having fun.

I am also very well educated. I enjoy a stimulating conversation and I would be happy to be your companion for social events, dinner, a sensual time alone together, or accompanied by another lady.

My hobbies include working out, going to the theater, dining out, traveling, and more. I would love to visit all places possible in my lifetime.

Our special time together, whether public or private, will be playful and sensual.

I am a naughty girl, given the opportunity. I give a great massage, and I would love pampering you. Fulfilling any and all of your fantasies would be my absolute pleasure.

Let me plan, or be part of your plans, to have an exceptional bachelor party, anniversary party, going away party, birthday party, or anything else that you can possible fantasize.

I love out dates, overnight dates, and I will personally pick you up in a limo from the airport to travel to our destination.

So PM me and arrange your own taste of heaven. Take a walk on the wild side and let me have the honor of fulfilling your most passionate "caliente" desires!

Specialties: virgins, newbies, GFE, couples, two girls, fetishes, overnights, out dates, bachelor parties (I offer multiple hour discounts for all of these parties.)

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They Come In Many Different Ways! (This time, in a helicopter!)


Andy Kaufman visiting the Bunnyranch back in 1977.

The BEST!

Once again we thank you for voting The BunnyRanch "Best Brothel 2012" for all of Northern Nevada in The Reno News and Review. It's a nice feeling when our hard work pays off! We always strive to make your BunnyRanch visit an experience you won't forget. The customer is #1 at The BunnyRanch and we wouldn't be so successful without you! Kisses!


Romney 2012

Some have asked why we are supporting republican candidate Mitt Romney this time around. In our eyes, the answer is simple: we are a business, one that is expanding greatly into Southern Nevada, and only a businessman can understand what it takes to grow. With the most brothels in the State of Nevada (five at last count) we appreciate politicians who are entrepreneurs. We might not see Mitt at The BunnyRanch during the 2012 campaign, but his business spirit is here!


Catch Caressa!

Have you seen Caressa's new video? If not, please go to our YouTube link here and get ready to have your mind blown! It's one thing to look at pictures, but now video!! No comparison!! Plenty more videos are coming soon, so make sure you check out our webpage often. And do visit Caressa!



Delivering Meals!

When you come to visit, please don't forget to help out our donation cause and put a few bucks into the donation box. This time we are raising money for Meals on Wheels, which provides home delivered meals to seniors in our community. Besides a good meal, this is a great way for local volunteers to check up on our senior citizens, making sure everything is going well. The Ladies appreciate your support!



F Mona

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This made us smile. Someone was surfing our website and noticed one of our shyer ladies, who goes by the name of Mona Lisa, posted the actual picture from Leonardo da Vinci. So the poster wrote: "You can do it guys. F* the Mona Lisa!" Well, kind of! Still, for all you art historians out there, maybe we should see if Botticelli's Venus is available.

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Darcy Tyler

Kylea Taylor

McKenna

Chance Cuddles



Nikki Lee

Chloe Collens

Pantera

Sadie Lee





A MADAM'S MOMENT

'It's all about the pearls...'

Happy September



There are so many events in September around the Lake Tahoe, Reno, Carson City and Virginia City area. There is something here for everyone. Just a few things that our area has to offer are:

Lake Tahoe Autumn Food & Wine Festival
International Camel Races
The Great Reno Balloon Race
2012 Tahoe Expo
National Championship Air Races
Olivia Newton-John
Street Vibrations Fall Rally
Crosby, Stills & Nash
WPT Regional Western Poker Challenge
Penn & Teller
Jeff Foxworthy
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Candy Dance

MADAM DIANNE'S NOTEBOOK
Loveranch North

Happy September Everyone!


FEATURED LOVERS---

Jade Capri Ruby Rae Katrina Marie Alice James
Jimi Lynn Darien Daniels Sunny Star Kimberly Love

Hope you all had a great labor day weekend.

Thank you to all who attended our party. We always have a great time.

Every Friday the LoveRanch lovers are going to rock the house with Thumper the DJ. And every Saturday night it's Karaoke time with all your favorite lovers. We've got some promising singers :-)

There are still some hot summer nights ahead --- spend them by having dinner by the lake at Tahoe, or enjoy a spa treatment for two at the Peppermill. How about a walk along the boards in Virginia City? There is something here for everyone.

Whatever your choice is, we hope to see you real soon!

Always,

Madam Dianne

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OUT OF THIS WORLD
Area 51 Alien Center

Uncle Emery
GM of Southern Nevada Operations Alien Cathouse, Love Ranch South & Alien Travel Center

LOVE RANCH SOUTH SPECIALS


Everyone is working hard at Dennis Hof's Love Ranch in September. The bar is fully stocked, the girls are fully stacked and we have so many fun things to do and just a little time to tell you what they are.

First of all there are few things men love more than girls. But one of those is golf, so the LoveRanch is giving you the best of both worlds with a Celebrity Golf Tournament on September 21st. Come on out, bring your clubs and bring your best game, because we know the girls are always game for anything, and they know how to polish your balls for you...and if that isn't good enough, the money goes to charity. Sun, fun, and shiny balls. A perfect day.

The very next day, September 22, it's time for the Brothel Motorcycle Run. The girls have spent all year learning to climb onto throbbing horsepower. And now we get to see the results in public as the girls, our friends, and some bitching bikes ride through the desert. It's what a good time is supposed to look like. So if you have a bike, like good food, and good times. Call up and bike over, the more the merrier, and as always, it's for a good cause.

Come end of the month � September 29th - we have an event we are all looking forward to - it's time for the annual Pahrump Fall Festival. Now Fall is traditionally the time we celebrate the bounty the good earth has brought us. And you will all agree that the LoveRanch girls are some serious Bounty, so we are going to celebrate. That's right, we have a float in the parade...think how much fun that will be? All the girls on a float as it rolls through beautiful downtown --- it will be great! All the Naughty Princesses lined up and waving to the crowds. And don't worry - all of Dennis' Pretty Princesses know how to behave themselves in public. Unlike Prince Harry.

Talking of Dennis, our favorite man, it's his birthday on October 7, and we are going to party. How old, you ask? Dennis is as old as the girl he dates. So Dennis is always young. To celebrate his birthday properly, The LoveRanch is throwing a Luau, which for you guys means party, Hawaiian Style. Fruity drinks, girls in grass skirts, and good food. But after a few drinks it will all be upside down. Girls in fruity drinks, and good food in grass skirts. But who cares? As long is everyone has a good time. And at the LoveRanch that's every day and all night.

Amanda Blow - LRS Lover of the Month



FEATURED LOVERANCH SOUTH LOVERS---

Amanda Blow Leah Lalay Smokin' Amber
Riley Sapphire Sweet Stacy Cherry Bang


Its the heat of Summer here are some of the cool things we are doing at the Love Ranch:

Saturday, September 22, 2012

An Evening with Country Rock Band North Forty
Cowboy BBQ
Car Show
Food, Music, Fun, and of course, The Girls
BBQ and Car Show start at 5:00. Music at 8:00

Saturday, October 7, 2012

DENNIS HOF'S BIRTHDAY BASH, HAWAIIAN-STYLE LUAU



SOUTHERN NEVADA THINGS TO DO

Catch a show! Las Vegas Area Concerts

Learn to Drive a real race car at Spring Mountain Motor Sports Ranch



CLICK HERE FOR FUN THINGS TO DO IN NORTHERN NEVADA

RENO-STEAD AIRPORT
SEPT 12 - 16, 2012

NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP AIR RACES

The 49th annual event is the only closed course pylon racing event in the world and is the world's longest running air race. Six different race plane classes battle just 60 feet from the ground, with the Unlimited and Jet classes reaching speeds over 500 mph! Besides the on-you-feet action of the races, spectators have close-up access to racing aircraft, pilots and crew in the "pits." There's a world-class air show, a large static aircraft display and great concessions. Experience the action of the "World's Fastest Motorsport!"

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RENO AND SPARKS
SEPT 19 - 23, 2012

STREET VIBRATIONS FALL RALLY

Enjoy HOG heaven at this celebration of music, metal and motorcycles. Everyone knows that the "Biggest Little City in the World" offers unparalleled entertainment, but this event takes it to a new level with live entertainment on outdoor stages, parades, ride-in shows, stunt shows and bike cruises. Don't miss America's Finest Custom Bike Builder's Expo and the Tattoo Expo for body art extraordinaire.

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GRAND SIERRA RESORT & CASINO
SEPTEMBER 20, 2012
9:00 PM - 11:45 PM

BRIT FLOYD - THE WORLD'S GREATEST PINK FLOYD SHOW

Having performed to over a quarter of a million fans in Europe in 2011, BRIT FLOYD - The World's Greatest Pink Floyd Show, is proud to announce that it will visit Reno, NV for the first time on Thursday, September 20th to perform its brand new show, 'A Foot In The Door'.

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GRAND SIERRA RESORT & CASINO
SEPTEMBER 23, 2012
7:00 PM - 7:00 PM

WILCO

Indie veterans Wilco are returning to Reno for the first time since 2009! Almost a year after releasing their 8th studio album "The Whole Love," this Chicago-born band will play hits like "Box Full of Letters" and "Casino Queen" inside the Grand Theatre at Grand Sierra Resort. Tickets are just $39.50 and opening bands will be announced at a later date. The Whole Love is the third album by Wilco's present lineup, which solidified in 2004 when avant-garde guitarist Nels Cline and guitarist/keyboardist Patrick Sansone joined Tweedy, founding bassist John Stirratt, drummer Glenn Kotche and keyboardist Mikael Jorgensen. Together, they released the acclaimed Sky Blue Sky in 2007 and the Grammy-nominated Wilco (The Album) in 2009. The Whole Love, though, captures the vibrant energy the band brings to its live performances.

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HARRAH'S LAKE TAHOE
SEPTEMBER 28, 2012
9:00 PM

PENN & TELLER

For 35 years Penn & Teller have defied labels�and at times physics and good taste-- by redefining the genre of magic and inventing their own very distinct niche in comedy.

With sold out runs on Broadway, world tours, Emmy-winning TV specials and hundreds of outrageous appearances on everything from Letterman to Leno, Friends to The Simpsons, Chelsea Lately to Top Chef, comedy's only team show no signs of slowing down.

With an amazing six wins, including 2011, as "Las Vegas Magicians of the Year," their 10-year run at The Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino makes them one of the longest running and most-beloved shows in Las Vegas history, outselling every other resident magician on The Strip.

Their acclaimed Showtime series, "Penn & Teller: BS!" has been nominated for 13 Emmys and is the longest-running series in the history of the network. The show tackles the fakes and frauds behind such topics as alien abduction, psychics and bottled water.

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FALLON
OCTOBER 4 - 7, 2012

WORLD COWBOY FAST DRAW CHAMPIONSHIP

It is a timed sport using singe action .45 caliber western-style six shooters with was bullets. More than 200 cowboys and fast draw enthusiasts from around the world compete for the title "Fastest Gun Alive."

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GRAND SIERRA RESORT & CASINO
OCTOBER 5, 2012
9:00 PM - 11:00 PM

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

The time has come. "Weird Al" Yankovic, the biggest selling comedy recording artist of all time, has returned to demolish the pop landscape with The Alpocalypse Tour in support of his first full-length studio album in nearly five years.

Few would have guessed that Yankovic, who as a shy, accordion-playing teenager got his start sending in homemade tapes to the Dr. Demento Radio Show, would go on to become the biggest-selling comedy recording artist in history with over 12 million album sales. Now entering his fourth career decade, he has won 3 Grammys (with 14 nominations) and won countless awards and accolades for Weird Al classics like "Eat It," "Like a Surgeon," "Fat," "Smells Like Nirvana," "Amish Paradise," and "The Saga Begins." Yankovic is also well-known for his cult-hit feature filmUHF (1989), his late '90s CBS Saturday morning series The Weird Al Show and the numerous AL-TV specials that he's made for MTV and VH1 over the years. His previous album Straight Outta Lynwood (2006) spawned the Billboard Top 10 single "White & Nerdy," the video for which spent two months at #1 on iTunes and garnered over 100 million hits on the Internet.

Phone: 775-789-2000



ELDORADO HOTEL CASINO
OCTOBER 6 - 7, 2012

ELDORADO GREAT ITALIAN FESTIVAL

Celebrate the food, culture, music and traditions of Italy with Reno's final street festival of the season. Free activities and entertainment highlight the delicious and authentic homemade Italian food. The event also features grape stomping, sauce cook-offs, bocce ball and a kid's gelato-eating contest. From accordions to swing, the entertainment at the 31st annual Great Italian Festival will please everyone.

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BARTLEY RANCH REGIONAL PARK
OCTOBER 6 - 7, 2012

RENO CELTIC CELEBRATION

Delight in Celtic activities and performances for all ages; including, pipe bands, Scottish and Irish dancers, Celtic musicians, Highland games, Celtic critters at the animal village, kid's games, food and drink and Celtic merchandise.

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VIRGINIA CITY
OCTOBER 6 - 7, 2012

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OUTHOUSE RACES

This hilarious Comstock tradition pits teams of costumed outhouse racers against each other. One person rides and the remaining team members push, pull or drag the decorated outhouses down the racetrack.

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CARSON CITY
OCTOBER 27, 2012

NEVADA DAY PARADE

Celebrate the Silver State's 148th birthday with the largest formal statehood celebration in the nation! Enjoy the parade, arts show, carnival, pancake breakfast, run/walk, music, World Championship Single Jack Drilling Contest, Beard Contest and a slate of other activities.

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RENO BALLROOM
NOVEMBER 3, 2012
6:00 PM - 9:00 PM

CANFEST

In its 4th year, CANFEST was the first beer festival in the world to serve only beers from cans and was created to showcase the benefits of canning beer. Long perceived as packing for poor quality brews, cans have recently risen to the packaging choice for many microbreweries around the globe. Cans aren't bad for beer. And we're here to prove it. CANFEST showcases dozens of breweries from every corner of the globe to bring the deliciousness of canned beer to the masses.

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GRAND SIERRA RESORT & CASINO
NOVEMBER 3, 2012
8:00 PM

FANTASIES IN CHOCOLATE

The 28th annual Fantasies in Chocolate is returning to Grand Sierra! A benefit for the RGJ Foundation, this black-tie wine tasting and chocolate sampling event has raised close to $1 million for local non-profit organizations since 2001 alone. Southern Wine & Spirits, the official wine and spirits partner will provide wine, beer and specialty cocktails for attendees. Other event features include a raffle, silent auction, entertainment, and dancing. Cost to attend is $900 for a VIP table of 10 or $100 for an individual ticket. VIP entry starts at 6pm and general admission starts at 8pm.

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SILVER LEGACY RESORT CASINO
NOVEMBER 3, 2012
8:00 PM - 11:00 PM

TAKE-NO-PRISONER APPROACH TO COMEDY, WANDA SYKES

Wanda Sykes has been called "one of the funniest stand-up comics" by her peers and ranks among Entertainment Weekly's 25 Funniest People in America. Join Silver Legacy in welcoming Wanda Sykes to the Grande Exposition Hall on Saturday, November 3 at 8 p.m. Her smart-witted stand up has sent her career into many different areas including her own late night talk show on FOX, "The Wanda Sykes Show," her second HBO stand up special "I'ma Be Me" and in the CBS comedy "The New Adventures of Old Christine" as "Barb." Her first HBO comedy special "Wanda Sykes: Sick and Tired," debuted in October 2006 and was nominated for a 2007 Primetime Emmy for Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Special.

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SILVER LEGACY RESORT CASINO
NOVEMBER 17, 2012
8:00 PM - 10:00 PM

DENNIS MILLER

The multi-talented stand-up comedian, talk-show host, political and sports commentator, actor and television and radio personality comes to the Grande Exposition Hall on Saturday, November 17 at 8pm. Get ready for his critical assessments laced with pop cultural references. He is best known for his stint on Saturday Night Live and the subsequent string of talk shows on HBO, CNBC and in syndication. It's a laugh a minute as he performs in his laid back style interspersed with stream-of-consciousness diatribe monologues.

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GRAND SIERRA RESORT & CASINO
NOVEMBER 25, 2012
7:00 PM - 10:00 PM

ALICE COOPER

Alice Cooper (born Vincent Damon Furnier; February 4, 1948) is an American rock singer, songwriter, and musician whose career spans more than four decades. With a stage show that features guillotines, electric chairs, fake blood, boa constrictors, and baby dolls, Cooper has drawn equally from horror movies, vaudeville, and garage rock to pioneer a grandly theatrical and violent brand of heavy metal designed to shock.

Originating in Detroit in the late 1960s, Alice Cooper was originally a band consisting of Furnier on vocals and harmonica, lead guitarist Glen Buxton, Michael Bruce on rhythm guitar, Dennis Dunaway on bass guitar, and drummer Neal Smith. The original Alice Cooper band broke into the international music mainstream with the 1971 hit "I'm Eighteen" from the album Love It to Death, which was followed by the even bigger single "School's Out" in 1972. The band reached their commercial peak with the 1973 album Billion Dollar Babies.

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