The Best Place to Cheat on Your Wife

Posted by Charlie Daze on June 7, 2017

Let’s face it, some married men cheat on their wives. It happens. Whether it be a result of an increasingly loveless marriage or due to a craving for a more sexually adventurous partner, the drive for sexual and emotional satisfaction will, nearly every time, supersede the desire to maintain fidelity.

I know this because I’m the “other woman.” I’m the irresistible temptress that a great many married men are discreetly visiting on a regular basis in order to satisfy desires that they can’t satiate at home. And you know what? Each and every one of these men are getting away with it!

As a working girl at Dennis Hof’s Kit Kat Ranch, a legal brothel, I know firsthand that the most foolproof way of cheating on your wife — and getting away with it — is not to have an affair with a colleague at work or to join some dubious online community of want to be cheaters. The only approach to successfully execute a gratifying infidelity is to do it with a professional. Getting with a trustworthy prostitute is the surefire way to minimize your risk of being exposed as an adulterer, and there are no sex workers more trusted than the licensed courtesans of Nevada’s legal brothels.

I’m going to explain why having an affair at a legal brothel is ideal, but before I get into that I’d like to mention a couple of things regarding legal brothels and cheating on your spouse…

First, I’d like to say the the sex workers at Dennis Hof’s brothels are thoroughly nonjudgmental. We have seen it all and we know that there are a variety of reasons why a husband (or a wife) may choose to discreetly see someone other than their spouse to satisfy their needs. I’ve seen men who came to me for sensual comfort because their wives became ill or had surgical procedures that affected these women’s ability to perform sexually or negated their libido. I’ve seen other men who simply have a sexual proclivity that they feel their wife would consider strange, like a penchant for pegging or a foot fetish. I’ve also been with women who have visited me out of sexual desperation, because they were unable to achieve orgasm with their significant other. Regardless of the reason, we legal working girls always approach our clients’ needs with a great deal of compassion and zero judgment.

Second, it should be said that many of the women at Nevada brothels, including me, service men, women, and couples. Sometimes, the best way to reinvigorate a sexually declining marriage is to add another participant into the mix. If you feel that your spouse may be open to inviting a proficient lover into your bed — someone who can teach you both a few tricks and inject a little naughty newness into your sex life — then by all means drop me a line. Sometimes the best way to have an affair is to include your wife or husband.

In any event, whatever your decide, do it in a legal, safe place like a licensed brothel. Here are just a few reasons why cheating with a licensed courtesan like me is the way to go. 

A beautiful stranger — the best choice for an affair

One of the primary reasons why someone gets caught cheating is because they decide to do it with someone they know. Common cheating scenarios like the “forbidden office romance” or the affair with “your wife’s best friend” happen every day — and, every day, they fail miserably. Why? Because you’re, to be crass, “shitting in your own backyard.” An affair has a greater chance of remaining private if it’s done with a stranger, someone who is not in your (or your wife’s) social circle. A legal brothel is an ideal place, as the bordello has a selection of diverse and beautiful strangers to choose from, each eager and enthusiastic to participate in your affair and become your part-time girlfriend.

No “Fatal Attraction”

You had an affair. It’s over now. You got your rocks off and you’re ready to move on and continue your marriage. There’s only one small problem: the side girl isn’t ready for the dalliance to end, and she’s going to make your life a living hell. One of the best things about having an affair with a professional sex worker is that we are exceptionally discreet and we never get personally involved in our clients’ lives. Nevada brothels welcome over 400,000 customers annually and there has never been a case of a licensed sex worker exposing a client. We respect your privacy, your personal life, and your reputation. We relieve the stress in your life, not cause it.

Endless possibilities, zero monotony

A potential drawback to taking on an illicit lover is that you may eventually become bored with your concubine and fall into the same cycle of sexual monotony with your mistress as you did with your wife. Thankfully, because legal brothels offer a wide variety of sexual partners with a wide variety of sexual skills, there is a lifetime’s worth of carnal, sensual, and emotional stimulation available at a brothel. Visiting a brothel for your extramarital needs means never being unfulfilled again. A legal, safe, discreet and thoroughly trustworthy Nevada brothel is your ticket to infinite pleasure and unending gratification. Let me and my colleagues be your best kept secret…