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Tinder Vs. Legal Brothels — Why Tinder is Boosting Nevada Brothel Visits

Today, while being interviewed for a morning radio program, I was asked about how the ridiculously popular dating app Tinder is affecting my legal brothel businesses. I’ve never spoken about this subject before, but the conversation I had this morning has me thinking about how Tinder positively impacted Nevada’s legal prostitution industry — and why Nevada-style sex-for-pay is a better option for sexually active people looking for a hot hookup.

With over 100 million downloads and well over 10 million daily users, Tinder is pretty much the top dating application out there, and, let’s be honest, it’s primarily utilized by men and women looking for a quick lay. Tinder is like a worldwide singles bar that you can enter at any time — a meat-market that fits in your pocket — and it’s a platform that strongly encourages and helps facilitate casual sex encounters. Sounds like fun, doesn’t it? At first glance Tinder may seem like a magic wand that can miraculously conjure up nookie whenever its users get the urge, but Tinder is no Bunny Ranch. The dating app is doing sex-seekers more harm than good, and I believe Tinder is one of the reasons why my prostitution business is on the upswing. Here are a couple of reasons why…

Tinder Increases the Rate of STD’s — My Brothels are Disease-Free

Tinder-inspired hookup culture is encouraging casual sex but not encouraging safe sex. I own two legal brothels in the Las Vegas area, the Love Ranch and Alien Cathouse. Over the past two years, business at these cathouses has been booming. One reason why so many Las Vegas tourists are frequenting my legal brothels is because Vegas reported a significant increase in sexually transmitted diseases from 2015 to 2016.

When this STD outbreak was first reported, I was baffled as to why it was happening. When one of my working girls explained to me how Tinder was reinventing the casual encounter, it rapidly became clear to me why dating apps are actually boosting the brothel business. The sexual stupidity Tinder encourages is not only causing an unprecedented and unnecessary STD epidemic in Sin City, but also frightening Vegas tourists. It’s easier than ever for Las Vegas vacationers to make the decision to visit my STD-free sex dens. Tinder has turned Vegas into a playground of disease and paranoia, so my medically-tested prostitutes are more in-demand than ever.

Tinder Reduces Self-Esteem — My Girls Boost Self-Esteem

Tinder allows users to quickly review dozens of profiles with one finger by simply “swiping.” A swipe to the right indicates interest, a swipe to the left is means rejection.

According to a 2016 study presented at the annual conference of the American Psychological Association, Tinder users have lower self-esteem than non-users. Because Tinder functions to encourage rapid rejection of people that users consider unattractive, the study found that “male and female users reported less satisfaction with their bodies and looks.”

This is horrible! Isn’t hooking up and having great sex supposed to make people feel good about themselves? No wonder men and women are flocking to my working girls. People are desperately seeking passionate lovers who will treat them with the respect they deserve as human beings. Tinder users want to be with sex partners who will boost their self-esteem, not destroy it. The beautiful women who work in my brothels are experts at treating their customers like they want, need, and deserve to be treated. When a customer leaves one of my establishments, he or she will have a spring in their step and will have the confidence to take on the world.

Tinder is at best an ineffective tool that harms the very people it’s designed to assist, and at worst a plague on mankind. I believe that we have yet to see the long-term negative psychological effects of Tinder on society. I’m just glad that I can provide a valuable service to the thousands of lost and dissatisfied Tinder users who visit my brothels every day. Maybe it’s time for me to finally launch my Bunny Ranch hookup app…

Dennis Hof

Dennis Hof is the charismatic owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, the most famous legal brothel in the history of the world and subject of the smash hit HBO series “Cathouse.” Hof owns a total of seven licensed brothels throughout the state of Nevada including the Love Ranch, the Sagebrush Ranch, the Kit Kat Ranch, and the Alien Cathouse. Hof has lectured at Oxford, Trinity, the Sorbonne and hundreds of other major universities, colleges and public events around the globe and he is the author of the best-selling book, “The Art Of The Pimp: A Love Story” published by Regan Arts.

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Common Mistakes Sex Workers Make

This year, after working at Dennis Hof’s world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch for over half a decade, I have managed to become “Bunny of the Month” for the first time. This means that I’ve distinguished myself as the preeminent prostitute of the moment by out-booking my fellow working girls, exceeding the expectations of my wonderful clients, and thoroughly fulfilling my customers’ every sensual and carnal desire. It is no small feat in the world of Nevada’s brothels — especially when you take into consideration that the Bunny Ranch is the most successful brothel in the world.

While I’ve always loved sex and intimacy, and enjoy meeting new people, being a licensed sex worker didn’t come easy to me. Do not be deceived into thinking otherwise, sex work is real work — there’s a lot more to this job than just the fun stuff. It took me quite a while to figure out that there is a lot that goes into being a successful courtesan at the Bunny Ranch, and I’ve made my share of mistakes over the years. Here are a few common mistakes that working girls make.

Randy Ryder from Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch near Reno, Nevada — Randy Ryder from Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch near Reno, Nevada

Time Management

Time is money and money is time, especially in the legal prostitution business. Sex workers actually have a lot of down time in between appointments. Because the Bunny Ranch is a sort of non-stop sorority party, a common mistake that ladies make is waisting their time gossiping or partying too much, when they could be using the “down time” to be communicating with their repeat customers and making new connections. A lot of beginners think that clients just magically appear, but there’s a lot of hard work that Dennis Hof puts into marketing and publicizing the Bunny Ranch, and it’s important that each individual harlot makes a daily effort to build her personal brand and market her unique services. In a sea of gorgeous, sexually-charged vixens, it’s important to get yourself out there and differentiate yourself from the crowd, whether it be through effective use of message boards, social media, or other marketing tools. There could be a sweet and generous client out there just waiting to meet you, but he has to know that you exist first.

Stunning Randy Ryder has been a legal working girl for six years

Dirty Hustling

Dirty hustling is when a lady moves in on a customer that is already booked with a different lady or is currently conversing with another sex worker. Unless the lady invites another courtesan into the conversation, it’s generally considered highly rude to interject yourself into another sex worker’s business. In this industry, it is important to have boundaries and to respect your coworkers. A brothel can be a very competitive environment. It’s an unusual societal situation in a brothel, where women uncharacteristically compete for the attention of men — which is why it’s necessary to have rules and mores dictating how and when a sex worker should approach and engage potential clients.

A lot of clients don’t understand what’s going on when we don’t interact with them while they’re conversing with another courtesan. Such behavior sometimes gets mistaken for being disinterested in the client, but it’s actually a show of respect for our fellow working girls — and being respectful allows every potential client a fair opportunity to determine whether or not he’d like to get down with one or more of the women he meets at the bordello.

Randy specializes in GFE (Girlfriend Experience) sex parties

Financial Planning

A lot of ladies at the Bunny Ranch make five, even six figures in a single day — and sometimes they spend it just as fast. This is a rookie mistake if there ever was one, because there are also days when we make nothing. It is very important to keep track of how much you make and how much you spend. New girls entering this industry often make more money than they’ve ever dreamed of, and they have no idea what to do with it. It’s a rush to see your bank account numbers skyrocket, but it’s also a little overwhelming. A seasoned sex worker knows enough to take a breath, assess her financial situation, and invest her money properly so that she builds a solid financial future for herself.

Randy is a confident, experienced courtesan

Confidence

The hardest attribute for many new sex workers to successfully cultivate is by far confidence. Having confidence and believing in yourself is crucial to succeeding in any business, including the sex business.

If there’s one mistake I’ve made in the past, it’s being afraid to ask for what my services are really worth. I’m a naturally shy and introverted woman, so it took me a while to develop the sense of self-worth and dignity necessary to excel as a professional paramour. Thankfully, my clients and fellow working girls have always been very kind, supportive, and flattering to me. They helped me understand that what I have to offer is sublime and magnificent, and they helped me grow over the years into a sexual superstar deserving of the title “Bunny of the Month.”

Randy Ryder

A sexy, blue-eyed, big-booty brunette with a great smile and a warm personality, Randy Ryder is the VIP companion who specializes in being your secret girlfriend. Randy is currently a full-time dream-maker at Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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An Open Letter to Mayor Carolyn Goodman about Las Vegas Child Sex Trafficking

Dear Mayor Goodman,

My name is Dennis Hof, and I’m in the prostitution business. For nearly fifty years prostitution has been legal in many of Nevada’s rural counties in the form of licensed and regulated brothels, where sex workers practice their trade safely, profitably, and free from coercion. I own seven brothel licenses, more than anyone else in Nevada’s history — three of which are in Nye County near Las Vegas.

I bought my first brothel, the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, in the mid-1990’s and I’ve spent the better part of my life as the most outspoken figure in Nevada’s legal sex industry. I’ve had a long-running television program on HBO, written a book about my experiences, and I’m often in the media championing (or defending) Nevada’s unique and progressive prostitution laws.

This platform has been my life’s work. I believe that I’ve changed the perception of American prostitution forever and brought Nevada’s brothels out of the shadows and into the limelight, where all Americans can see the good that these establishments do for sex workers, clients, business owners, and rural communities.

This past October, I turned seventy. While I’m proud to reflect on my accomplishments over the decades as a successful and uncompromising businessperson and legal sex work advocate, I’m saddened to realize how much work there is yet to be done.

Recently a study from Arizona State University shined a bright light on the reality of Las Vegas sex trafficking victims. The study showed that, in 2014, two-thirds of victims were under the age of 18, and nearly half of these children were violently forced into sex slavery by coercive pimps who are often not convicted of any crime. The study revealed that victims were as young as 12 years old.

Our State’s most prized city is a cesspool of child sex trafficking, and it’s worse than any of us thought.

Las Vegas, with its “Sin City” reputation and “What happens here, stays here” slogan, is the top sex tourism destination in the United States. The casinos, hotels, and streets of Las Vegas are overflowing with criminal prostitutes, a good portion of them underage, ready to cater to the sexual desires of the city’s guests. The gaming industry passively enables pimps, as sex trafficking victims service the guests staying at the opulent adult theme parks Las Vegas is known for.

Prostitution and gaming are why people come to Vegas, and both industries work together in harmony. So what if one of these industries is illegal and harms children? There are billions to be made!

The criminal sex trade in Las Vegas is indeed an estimated multi-billion dollar industry. It’s untaxed, unregulated, and it exploits children. The desire for pay-to-play sex in Las Vegas isn’t going to go away — ever. Prostitution is as much a part of the DNA of Las Vegas as the city’s gaming industry. So how do we cultivate a thriving Vegas economy and simultaneously stop sex trafficking? Well, America has made this mistake before. Remember Prohibition?

From 1920 to 1933 it was illegal to make or sell alcoholic beverages in the U.S. But did that stop people from drinking? Heck, no. Instead, the Immutable Law of Good Intentions kicked in, meaning we made what was perceived as a bad situation worse.

Once liquor became a crime, it didn’t stop people from drinking. Instead, criminals took over the business. It drove the consumption of alcohol by consenting adults in the freest country in the world underground, while giving rise to violent mobsters.

Bye-bye tax revenue; hello Murder, Inc.

Has the prohibition of prostitution stopped sex work in Sin City? Absolutely not. Instead, we’ve driven the world’s oldest profession underground while giving rise to violent pimps.

Bye-bye tax revenue; hello child sex slaves.

Earlier in this decade, then-mayor Oscar Goodman advocated for discussing the possibility of allowing legalized prostitution in Clark County. He was brave enough to admit that the city has a profound sex trafficking problem, and bold enough to suggest that legalization may be a good solution.

In light of this most recent study, I strongly feel that it’s high time we reopen the discussion on legalizing prostitution in Clark County. I invite you, Mayor Carolyn Goodman, to meet with me and tour my Love Ranch brothel near Las Vegas, so that I can dispel any of your misconceptions about the merits of legal prostitution. Then, perhaps together, we can lead the charge against sex trafficking, and usher in a new era of regulated, safe, and lucrative sex tourism in Las Vegas.

I’m proof that Nevada’s fifty-year legal prostitution experiment is an unqualified success. Let’s stop child sex trafficking in Las Vegas, increase tax revenue, and provide the city’s tourists with a safe and healthy adult entertainment experience.

Las Vegas visitors want prostitution. Let’s give it to them, the right way.

Sincerely,

Dennis Hof

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Fulfill Your Foot Fetish Fantasies

So you’ve got a thing for feet, do you? Well, you’ve come to the right place! I have been a foot specialist for many years. I understand feet, and my own are conditioned with flexibility and durability to surpass most women you’ll ever meet.

My interest in feet began during my seven-year massage therapy career when I realized that foot massage was one of the best aspects of my treatment. We often forget about our feet, but they are extremely sensitive. Our soles possess tens of thousands of nerve endings, including specialized fine-touch sensors called Meissner’s corpuscles. These are the same types of nerve endings found in the fingertips and lips. Massaging them feels fantastic; I always end my sessions with an incredible foot massage.

Amelia-Heart-Foot-Fetish — Amelia Heart from Dennis Hof’s Kit Kat brothel near Reno, Nevada.

As I began to learn how important feet are to our bodies and how capable they really are, I committed to living a largely barefoot lifestyle (which is challenging, living in Boston!). I built up the tolerance to exposing my feet to all kinds of conditions — including heat, cold, rough terrain, and even running (up to 10K races). It takes a lot of practice to get used to, but my strength and flexibility increased as I started exercising my feet and toes. Now I can walk just about anywhere, and I’m definitely not afraid of getting my feet dirty. (They come clean more easily than shoes!)

Barefoot-10-k — Amelia conditions her feet by running 10K races barefoot

Feet deserve our appreciation. I like adorning mine with a nice pedicure and jewelry almost all of the time, and stockings and heels for the right occasions. I love it when I get compliments and adoration of my feet. I also can’t say I mind that wearing heels not only dresses up the feet, but it also changes our body alignment to emphasize stature and curves; as long as we balance this with conditioning our feet and bodies in other ways, it provides an extra sexy and fun boost to our appearance, helping to ignite those primal urges.

Unfortunately, most of our foot problems do derive from wearing shoes too often, so be sure to let them get out and free as often as you can! You’ll get to feel all the interesting textures around you, stimulating the nerves and doing your body a favor. Then, when you put on your best shoes, your feet will be up to the task!

Feet can also be a delightful incorporation in the bedroom in many different ways. Just imagine these nylon-clad beauties gliding up and down your body, tantalizing you with their silky smoothness. Imagine them arching and grasping around your most sensitive parts, the toes curling around them, continuing to rub everywhere until a dramatic climax!

Want to play with my feet yourself? I can see you smelling them — how do you like them best? Freshly washed? Perfumed? A little sweaty? You can run your tongue over them, rub them on your face, suckle on the toes, massage them, dress them up… You are welcome to worship my feet any way you like!

Want me to play with yours? I mentioned that I love massaging giving foot massages. We can also have a tickling party. You just might find yourself helpless, your feet (and the rest of you if necessary) tied down so I can have my way with them. If you’re blindfolded, you might not even know what I’m going to use on your feet! Is it a feather? A vibrator? Me? Let’s play “Guess the Sensation” and you can try to find out.

Looking for something a little more extreme? While not for the faint of heart, feet are a good tool for ball-crushing and foot gagging. Maybe you even like to be trampled on. I only weigh about 120 lbs., so let me walk all over you! Or let my barefoot lifestyle cater to your dirtiest fantasies: let’s book an outdate, and I’ll go barefoot the entire time; you can lick my feet clean when we get back… you naughty fellow, you!

I hope you see now what’s unique about booking a foot party with a real foot specialist. Call today to book the foot fetish party of your dreams, and let my delicious feet take yours around the world and back again!

Amelia Heart

A slender, all-natural brunette, Amelia Heart is a confident, compassionate, and open-minded woman seeking to share all the vitality and spirit of life, of which sensuality and sexuality are such important components. She is currently seeing clients at Dennis Hof's Kit Kat brothel near Reno, Nevada.

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Brothel Owner Offers “Free Sex For Life” To the Person Who Can Prove Melania Trump was a Prostitute

While First Lady Melania Trump files her third defamation suit against the Mail Online over a 2016 article that accused her of having once been a prostitute, I’m stepping up to clear her name once and for all, by offering free sex for life at my legal brothel to anyone who can prove Trump was a working girl.

I don’t believe she was a prostitute, and I’m going to get to the bottom of this by offering a prize worth millions to anyone with information about Melania’s professional sexual history — a lifetime supply of complimentary sex at my Bunny Ranch.

Understand this: There is NO WAY the First Lady could have been a sex worker…and I’m an expert!

Prostitutes are compassionate, warm women who are able to convincingly play the role of their client’s girlfriend. Melania is an icy shrew who wears her emotions on her sleeve. She can’t even convince the American public that she isn’t absolutely disgusted by her husband — just look at her face in that viral inauguration video as she reacts to the President, absolute detestation.

There is a difference between a gold digger and a prostitute, and Melania Trump is no prostitute. She just doesn’t have what it takes to work at the Bunny Ranch.

Free sex at the Bunny Ranch is an offer that no person has ever refused, especially politicians, business leaders, and VIP types who may know a little about the President’s wife. If I don’t get a response in a few weeks, my point is proven — she’s no hooker.

As far as the August 2016 story claiming she was a sex worker, I actually don’t see why the First Lady is so upset.

If there’s one thing I hate, it’s fake news, but the First Lady should be flattered to be called a sex worker. My working girls are empowered women who make a fine living on their own terms — and they never have to marry a man they detest in order to make ends meet.

Photo of Melania Trump by DoD photo by U.S. Air Force Staff Sgt. Marianique Santos [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

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Porn Legend Taryn Thomas In Residency At Love Ranch Vegas

If you’ve watched porn in the last decade, and you have, you’ve probably seen me. My name is Taryn Thomas, & I’ve been in more than 250 XXX films, along the way to being named “the dirtiest girl in porn”. I started in the adult business at 18, and I went on to become known as the dirtiest talking, hardest fucking girl on film. I’ve been featured in Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Esquire, Penthouse, & Rolling Stone magazines. I even ran my own production company before taking a hiatus a few years ago. Now I’m back with a different goal in mind, and that goal is to have sex with you.

Taryn-Thomas-Porn-Star — Taryn Thomas is in residency at Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch near Las Vegas

I’m currently in residence at The Love Ranch Vegas legal brothel, and I’m focused on becoming as big of a name here as I am to porn watchers around the world. Sure, you can pull me up on the internet no matter where you are, but there’s only one place in the whole entire world where you can be in my bed. Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch Vegas, located just outside of Las Vegas, Nevada, is just a short complimentary limo ride from the airport away. Our driver will meet your plane, and the next stop will be you meeting me in my private suite for as much ecstasy as your mind will allow.

Throughout my years in adult films, I met thousands of fans. Posing for pictures, signing autographs…All the while thinking about what it would be like to blow their minds with a one on one sexual encounter. I never forgot my fantasy, and now I’m making it a reality at southern Nevada’s preeminent legal brothel.

I recently appeared on The BrothelCast to discuss in detail my decision to transition into legal prostitution, and my desire to thrive within the business. Give it a listen and tell me if I sound convincing:

Contact me today at [email protected] to schedule our time together. You can also call (775) 372-5251 to make an appointment.

I can’t wait to meet you, and to have that intimate sexual encounter that will make a lasting impression on both of us.

Love,

Taryn

Taryn Thomas

Award winning adult entertainer Taryn Thomas is a celebrated porn star, director, producer, featured exotic dancer, and model — and now, for the first time ever, she’s allowing her long time fans to get down and dirty with the “Dirtiest Girl in Porn” at Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch legal brothel near Las Vegas!

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Tips for Dominating Your BDSM Sex Slave

With the release of Fifty Shades Darker this week, America’s interest in BDSM is at an all time high. You see it on the news and read about it in magazines, but what you aren’t witnessing is the reality of what it’s like to really take part in a BDSM session. Here at America’s Red Light District, ladies like me are proficient in being not only dominant, but also submissive participants in bondage sex parties. The BDSM specialists at Dennis Hof’s legal Nevada brothels cater to clients with a desire to take control and be sexually dominant. Many BDSM-acquainted working girls like me are eager and willing to accommodate these fantasies and turn them into reality, as long as all parties agree to the rules and mores associated with dominating a licensed sex worker. Do you want to be Christian Grey? I’ll be your Anastasia Steel, but there are a few things you should know before putting your Grey tie on…

Nevada-Brothel-Sex-Slave — Alice Little from Dennis Hof’s Sagebrush Ranch

Negotiations are Mandatory

It is imperative that we take the time beforehand to sit down and discuss our needs, desires, interests, as well as things that we are not comfortable with. It can be very helpful to write these things down. Think of it like a safety check list. The first thing you want to discuss is “safe words.” A safe word is a way to communicate important information without interrupting the scene. The most commonly used safety words are color coded: “green,” “yellow,” and “red.” “Green” means all good, keep going! “Yellow” means slow down — this may mean turn down the intensity, or pause for a few moments. If someone calls “yellow,” you’ll want to halt activity momentarily to discuss what needs to happen. Red means everything stops, any bondage is undone, and the scene is ended. It is very rare to use “red” if you’re playing with safe words, because any potential problems can be addressed using “yellow.” An example of a time to call “red” would be if you were having an asthma attack (this has happened to me in the past), or a similarly unexpected medical emergency.

Other things to discuss during negotiation are prior experiences you may have had with BDSM, what things you enjoyed during those experiences, and what things you would change. This helps to let your sex worker know your experience level, as well as things that you aren’t fond of. It’d absolutely be worth it to take the time to negotiate in advance, as it will improve the quality of your scene tenfold. There are multiple books on BDSM on the market, if you’re seriously interested in researching BDSM prior to your arrival at the brothel.

This is also the time to discuss aftercare: the period after our scene ends, and our adrenaline is still pumping. many times this involves a light snack, cuddles, and pleasant conversation.

BDSM-Submissive — Alice Little is a professional sex slave

Take Control

You’re the Dominant. Establish what it is you are looking for! don’t be afraid to speak up and communicate your preferences on everything from what I wear to how I should present myself before you. If you’re unsure of how to do this, just ask — as an expert I’ll be able to guide you through the process, and help you feel assured in your role as Dominant. Many men exploring domination for the first time are apprehensive about taking control and telling me what it is they really want me to do. After we negotiate and establish our parameters, don’t be afraid to give in and take what is yours. Submission is a gift — when I kneel before you, and offer you my neck, I’m trusting you with my safety and well being. in return, I’m asking for you to seize that control. The power exchange aspect of BDSM is incredibly erotic when we’re both fully committed.

Alice Little is all tied up — Alice Little – all tied up

A part of committing fully also involves taking on the persona you’ve so chosen. If you’re dominant, wear something that makes you feel in control. Use affirming body posture, and a confident tone of voice when giving commands. This gives me, the submissive, something to work of off and respond to. A great example of this is requiring me to respond to everything you say with “Yes sir.” Those two words are simply electrifying to hear from a beautifully bound lady who’s fully exposing herself to you, body and soul.

nevada-Brothel-Dominant — Alice Little is a professional Dom or Sub

Enjoy the Ride

There is no place on earth other than the legal brothels of Nevada where every wish, whim, and fantasy is possible. Take advantage of your time here to fully indulge in every encounter that strikes your fancy. By making the most of your time with me, you’ll have a life changing experience that you’ll always be able to look back on and appreciate. There is so much that can be learned from being Dominant — that powerful feeling in your very core is one that you can translate back to the real world. The confidence you’ll gain from a BDSM encounter with me doesn’t end with our time together, it carries forward, so long as you continue to personify those dominant traits. BDSM is something I’m very passionate about. I could talk for hours about how a single session can and will change your life. I invite you to enjoy the ride, seize control, and become the powerful dominant person you’ve always known yourself to be. I’m willing to be the slave you’ve been yearning for, and the teacher you need.

Alice Little

Alice Little is a 4’8” red-headed cutie with a super-fit, all-natural body -- but don’t let her small stature deceive you. This friendly firebox is a pocket-sized sexual powerhouse with unparalleled lovemaking skills. A part-time girlfriend coveted by both men and women, Alice will make you feel right at home at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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Sports and Sex

There are many men today who can watch professional sports on TV and think back to a time when they weren’t watching that game from a couch. They instead remember that very amazing feeling of when they themselves were the ones on the field. That feeling is never driven by the games you didn’t win, but instead by that over-powering feeling of knowing that you, for a moment, dominated your chosen field and walked away with the lifelong memory of a sensational victory.

In this sense, a person’s sex life is a lot like a sport. The sexual conquests and intense love affairs we have throughout the course of our lives become some of our most cherished memories, and define our self-worth and sense of accomplishment as human beings. As a serious sports fan, and a legal sex worker at Dennis Hof’s Kit Kat Ranch in Nevada, I’d like to take a moment to illustrate the similarities I’ve noticed between sports and the wide world of sex.

Ivy-Mae-Sports — Ivy Mae sports her favorite jersey: Champ Bailey Denver Broncos

Watching VS Playing

The couch is never a satisfying place to be when you have that itch to play. If you are fortunate enough to make it to a playing field, it will never compare to that experience of stepping in to a real stadium. A place where every blade of grass is perfectly maintained, a place where your name is on the back of a clean pressed jersey, a place where every teammate you play with is a professional. The same is said when it comes to sex. Sitting in a chair watching porn will never be enough satisfaction. Not when the thought comes to your mind that you could be the one playing the game with someone who could pull you off the bench and out of your amateur status and give you the chance to play as a pro.

Ivy Mae is a big fan of fantasy sports leagues

Amateur VS Pro

The reason that you watch professional sports is because of the dedication and excitement. This is true because no one goes out to stadiums to watch amateurs fumble around with a ball with no real clue about what it takes to be the best. The players on any professional team have perfected their craft they have decided that simply nothing but the best will ever be acceptable. This reality is the same in the world of sex. The truth of this is that you could get dressed up, go to the bar, pick up a girl, and take her home, but she will likely never have the drive to be on the professional level that all men would wish she’d be on. The work you put in will be short of satisfying, because you never had the pro teammate you needed.

Ivy Mae from Dennis Hof's Kit Kat brothel near Reno, Nevada — Ivy Mae from Dennis Hof’s Kit Kat brothel near Reno, Nevada

Losing VS Winning

The world of sports can be unforgiving even for fans. As a fan, you feel the hurt of a loss so strongly that it can stay with you long after the clock has run out. That feeling is even more overwhelming when you were the one on the field, giving it your all, only to realize that despite your efforts you still must go home with your head down in disappointment. The feeling of a win, however, is virtually indescribable. Knowing that you worked hard, put every ounce of sweat you had in your body on the playing field — and you now get to walk away victorious. This comparison is the same in the bed with a woman. There is a true disappointment that you can feel to your core when you have sex with someone and you make it to the point of climax only to be reminded that the whole experience fell short of what you had envisioned. That amazing and satisfying feel of a win comes when you find the professional teammate who also decided to play the game instead of merely being a spectator.

Sex is a body-contact sport. It is safe to watch but more fun to play – Thomas Szasz

Ivy Mae

A passionate, spontaneous, and sensual woman with a playful heart, Ivy May is the beautiful Polynesian Princess who will join you on exotic sexual escapades that you will never forget and cherish for eternity. She currently tours at Dennis Hof's newest licensed bordello, the Kit Kat Ranch.

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Sex and Married Men: Unhappily ever after?

With Valentine’s day fast approaching, gentlemen are often at their romantic best as chocolates, lingerie, impromptu vacations, and other glamorous gifts are showered upon their ladies. This isn’t an exclusively February occurrence however. I see plenty of men all year round that are madly in love with their wives, gushing as they speak about their soulmate and mother of their children, and yet many of these men consider themselves unhappily married. They feel that sexual communication in their marriage is limited or they cannot express their true erotic desires to their wives. This leads to a lot of sexual as well as emotional frustration. If you cannot be open up with your life partner, who can you be open with?

While many would say you can share everything with your spouse but keep it professional with a prostitute, it is often quite the opposite. I have had my fair share of sex parties that were truly about a married man exploring his kinks with a nonjudgemental professional. I see many recent divorcees as well, whose marriages have not been successful because of a lack of communication or an unwillingness to try new things in bed. It’s stunning how many sexual secrets lovers hide from one another, for fear that their partner will harshly judge their “deviant” sexual inclinations. Whether it be foot fetishism, anal play, cross-dressing, or even dirty talk, many men only reveal their true sexual selves to working girls like me.

Lexi James from Dennis Hof's Love Ranch — Lexie James from Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch

In my personal life, I am married, but lead an open polyamorous lifestyle. My husband and I attend orgies and parties, but we also date others and are allowed to pursue sexual relationships on our own. I can have boyfriends and lovers as well as pursue this line of work because I truly love what I do — and I do it with the full trust and blessing of my husband. It is what makes the relationship between my spouse and I strong. I wonder: If my gentlemen clients had an open dialogue in their home and a partner willing to explore new things with them sexually, maybe their marriages would be more successful and complete. For the time being, it stands unanswered, and that’s where sexually open women like me can truly provide a service to the frustrated men who seek our company.

As a married man or divorcee, when you come into a Nevada brothel, no judgement is passed. We understand the bitter reality of unhappy marriage. You will be welcomed with open arms and an open line of communication, in a highly discreet and private environment. You will be given an opportunity to share what exactly it is you would like from our experience — no fetish is shunned here. We can also serve as emotional support by providing a sincere and genuinely compassionate listener, if that is what you need. The ladies truly enjoy giving you this experience and, if this post strikes you, we hope to be able to do so for you soon.

I have found the perfect lovers for me because I always was, and continue to be, open about my personal and sexual feelings. It’s a fearlessness that I’m proud of and that serves me well in my relationships and in my role as a sex worker. Without fail, honesty is the best path to not only a happy life, but also a healthy and fulfilling sex life.

Lexie James

Lexie is a featured courtesan at Dennis Hof's Love Ranch North and comes from Huntington Beach, California. She prides herself on always saying YES and trying new things, making your every dream come true.

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Curious about Prostate Massage?

Growing numbers of both men and women are becoming intrigued by the possibilities of pleasuring the prostate gland. As a legal Nevada sex worker, I’ve been performing prostate massages for about 5 years. A percent of my clients request or are intrigued by prostate stimulation. I’m quite skilled at it and know how to do it safely. Now, it’s important for me to state that this activity is done for pleasure! Prostate massage opens up a whole new door to sexual satisfaction. Unfortunately, many men feel awkward or uncomfortable about requesting a prostate massage when they visit a sex worker, thinking that the simple fact of practicing it will make them feel less masculine, or even homosexual. But the truth of the matter is, the prostate, also called the “Male G-Spot”, is accessible only via the anus (which is itself an erogenous zone, by the way). If you’ve never experienced prostate massage, you should try it at least once! It’s the only way for you to know if it’s something you enjoy or not. The important thing to keep in mind is that both the giver and receiver must be into it. Then the rewards will be tremendous! When you have a willing, sexually creative partner, the most intense orgasms and the highest level of sensual bliss can be achieved.

It’s been known for a long time that women can have intense pleasure with anal stimulation. Now it’s time for you, the man, to learn what this anal play is all about it and why it feels so good! Sexual curiosity has always been part of the human mind — it’s what many people find so enticing about sex. I know you’re curious, so don’t pretend like I’m not talking to you. I will show you how to safely find and stimulate this little love marvel that is the prostate.

Know that us ladies will not find you less of a man for letting us touch and explore areas of your body. I can honestly say that I get very aroused by doing it.

Locating your “Male G Spot”

Every man has a “male G spot”. The prostate lies just beneath the bladder and is easily reached by the insertion of a finger into the canal (see diagram below). The prostate’s normal function is to secrete a milk, alkaline fluid that protects sperm once semen has been ejaculated. It surrounds the top portion of the tube that carries urine out of the bladder (the urethra). The prostate is about the size of a walnut and actually changes in hardness just before and last during the orgasm. The whole canal up to the prostate is also full of nerve endings, making for a very pleasurable experience when massaged with the finger or a male toy.

Before Starting

Before you begin, it’s important to make sure you are ready. It takes a huge level of trust and intimacy between two people to do this right! Be gentle and careful when testing both your limits and the recipient’s limits as well. First, make sure you’ve emptied your bladder. Second, the giver must trim the nails well in order to prevent any tearing of the delicate rectal lining. Nails can cause injury even when gloves are worn! Third. make sure your bowels are emptied and your entire rectal area is very clean. I offer showers before and after. That will make us both comfortable about the experience. Fourth, you must be relaxed in order for your body to allow the passage of a finger, making it painless. The session should begin with an external massage. Your partner may touch and press on the gluteus maximus (the butt cheek!) in the direction of the anus. It could also start with a simple back massage. Or oral sex while simultaneously beginning to touch massaging the perineum (the skin between your testicles and anus) or the anal area itself. The whole idea is to arouse you and get you ready. I always encourage my clients to express what feels best when I am doing it.

Jade Capri from Dennis Hof's Love Ranch near Reno, Nevada — Jade Capri from Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch near Reno, Nevada

Lubrication is essential

Whether a latex glove is used or not (a well-oiled glove will slide more easily than your bare skin), make sure the giver’s finger is covered in lubricant. I have my personal favorites and it works wonders for me and my partners. Affectionally and slowly insert one finger. When the time comes, you will feel that the finger is “sucked” in by the anus. Once the finger has been allowed in, hold still and allow the anal sphincter muscles to become accustomed to it’s presence. Do not move fingers in and out unless it’s to add more lubricant. It can become uncomfortable at this stage for the recipient to experience eve subtle moves.

Finding the “G Spot”

When your partner is more comfortable. it’s time to go deeper into the anus —about 5 centimeters (2inches). Move your finger in an upward motion against the anterior rectal wall (the side of the rectum that is closest to the recipient’s stomach). Slowly and gently try to find a round, bulb-like mass. This is the prostate. It’s important to breathe and relax the muscles of the whole body as well the anal muscles. If you become tense, you will lessen the probability of pleasure.

Now that You’ve Found It…

Once you’ve located the little male love mound, start massaging the prostate very lightly, using the pad at the tip of your finger. (Remember not to use nails!) A toy designed for men can also be introduced into the mix, however, I have learned that it is always better to start with the finger.

Always ask your partner if he would like a little more or less pressure, or slower or faster motions. You can take breaks until the whole sensation is no longer foreign for the recipient. Depending on your level of intimacy, you can touch with your other hand, lick, stroke the penis in an up-and-down motion, he can stroke it as he pleases, or you can also perform oral sex while massaging the prostate. It may take some coordination on the part of the giver, but you will get the hang of it — and always remember: don’t apply your weight on the hand that you are using to massage the prostate! Once it’s fully aroused, you can begin to rhythmically move the partially inserted finger in and out to stimulate the super-sensitive nerve endings around the anus. I like to do this and reach for the prostate every time my finger slides back in.

During the male orgasm

A combination of events occur simultaneously when a man orgasms. The prostate gland releases prostatic fluid, which makes up about one-third of the total volume of semen and contains various enzymes, zinc and citric acid. I like to apply a firm but gentle pressure rhythmically or irregularly to the prostate before and during orgasm, which increases the duration of those wonderful sensations. I know you are about to cum even before you know it, because your prostate glad inflates and become hard as a rock!

Who should learn more about prostate massage

• Couples interested in new ways to pleasure (yes, I can teach it)

• Adventurous and curious men of any age

• Men over 40

• Men with fetishes

• Men with performance challenges

• Prostate cancer survivors

• Men with erectile dysfunction

• Seniors

Quotes from my clients

“I would agree that men have a genuinely hard time allowing anyone near their butt hole and prostate. I am very clean as a man and also very open and curious. There is a lot to feel and experience, so why not down there.

I went in thinking I would not be as shy compared to if it was a girlfriend.

The initial play was arousing and really caught me off guard to how my body wanted to keep trying, as though it knew where to go. The feeling quickly vanished from embarrassing to pleasure. I have never felt that kind of pressure build up to the end. It was well worth my trip!” – R.

“If you’ve experienced ED and had prostate surgery, prostrate massage can give you additional stimulation. It may assist you in keeping and or getting an erection, something prostrate surgery makes difficult “. I would also say the partner is as important as the practice. It takes skill and patience and trust to make the experience special. I can say “JADE” has those skills” – A.

“I wasn’t sure if I was all in yet, but I did discuss my fantasies with my lover. Then, one night, soon after, while we were making love and she was getting me hard, she pulled out a rubber glove. I had no idea what was coming. So she proceeded to lube up the glove and insert her finger into my butt hole. I was totally surprised. She slowly moved it deeper and deeper, taking care not to cause any pain. The sensation was very erotic and exciting. It didn’t hurt, but was very pleasurable. Once she had her finger all the way in, she proceeded to give me a prostrate massage. Something I had never experienced before. It felt very pleasurable and I was getting so excited, I chose to started jerk it. She continued to pleasure me and get me more and more excited. Eventually, I jerked my cock so hard with the excitement that I exploded with my cum. It was truly a fun, erotic and pleasurable feeling and experience and I ended with an amazing orgasm. I look forward to the next time my lover and I get to try this.” – R.

“I found out about this during a visit to the medical examiner. My regular doctor wasn’t available, so a female physician took his place. She was attractive and when she started the exam around there. I immediately got an enormous erection which caused her to become embarrassed. Later I did some research and learned more about what had happened.” – M

Jade Capri

Jade Capri is a Brazilian bombshell beauty with a to-die-for authentic and exotic body built for pleasure. Her specialties include virgins, GFE (Girl Friend Experience), Couples, 2 Girl Sex Parties, Fetishes, Overnights, Outdates, and Bachelor Parties.

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