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Does size matter?

Hi! I’m Sable Renae and I am a legal courtesan at the Sagebrush Ranch in Carson City, Nevada. I’m also an adult film performer, so I have had my fair share of Mother Nature’s plethora of penis sizes and shapes. I get missives and pictures from all over. On the Bunny Ranch Message board, Twitter, Facebook, ect. Pictures of all sorts of “equipment.” Big ones, little ones, circumcised, un-circumcised, every color, every race, every creed, and all these penises belong to men who all with the same question…”Is it big enough?”

So, in order to put your mind at ease, here are some things you should know. Most males, at some time in their lives, worry about whether they are “big enough.” Many women also wonder whether bigger is better.

Dr. David Buss and his colleague Dr. Cindy Meston wrote a wonderful book called Why Women Have Sex. In it, they discuss penis size and sexual satisfaction. Their results may surprise you.

Sable Renee is a veteran porn star and sex expert at Dennis Hof's Sagebrush Ranch — Sable Renee is a veteran porn star and sex expert at Dennis Hof’s Sagebrush Ranch

First, some penis facts…

The average penis ranges from 5 to 6 inches in length when erect.The penis averages 3 to 4 inches in length when flaccid, or non-erect. Contrary to popular belief, penis length is not closely related to height. In a study of over three hundred flaccid penises, the largest was 5.5 inches long (about the size of a bratwurst sausage) and belonged to a

5’7-inch tall man. The smallest non-erect penis was 2.25 inches long (about the size of a breakfast sausage) and attached to a stocky 5’1-inch tall man.

Does size really matter to women? More Importantly…does it matter to us working girls?

When people talk about penis size, they are usually referring to penis length. But according to one study, penis width is more important in determining if a potential mate “measures up.”

Psychologist Russell Eisenman and his fellow researchers at the University of Texas in Edinburg asked 50 sexually active university women whether penis length or penis width was more important for their sexual satisfaction. 45 out of 50 women said that width was more important. Only five said length felt better and none said they were unable to tell the difference.

Now that being said. I know for me there is “Everyday Cock”, “Special Occasion Cock”, and “Once in a lifetime Cock.” If you fall into the ranges of the Average Male which is 5 to 6 inches, honey I want to see you everyday! We are going to have a LOT of fun!! If you are 6 and 1/2 to 8 inches well then you are that “Special Occasion” for me… lots of foreplay and lube and ……OH MY that was a grand time that I will cherish on those nights when I haven’t had any and really need that naughty fantasy to take the edge off. Now if you are bigger than 8 inches….you my friend are that ONCE IN A LIFETIME!

A Rollicking good time…BUT I may need some prep work for this one.

LOTS and LOTS of foreplay and toys and LUBE on my the LUBE!! I-am-not-going-to-be-walking-normal-for-a-while LUBE!

Sable Renee has seen her share of penises

“But,” you say, “I’m not any of those things” with a frown. Never fear my sweet. See, while everyone out there is focused on length, they forget girth is also a factor. Studies have shown that a wider penis provides greater clitoral stimulation during sexual intercourse as well as more stimulation of the outer, most sensitive portion of the vagina. So smaller but with more girth is actually more fun. So although you may, and I state may not be John Holmes, Ron Jeremy, Peter North, Even Stone, or any of the other male actors out there in the adult industry…if it is wider than a sausage, we are going to have a TERRIFIC TIME!

“BUT, BUT SABLE,” you say with a blush and a tear, “I don’t have even that!” Never fear sweetheart. I have the knowledge and the desire for “not even that.” See, I know ways to compensate for “not even that,” and I will teach you everything you need to know. You, my dear sweet embarrassed darling, can pleasure yourself and me with positions and techniques you’ve probably never thought of, and I am more than happy to show them to you. As they said in that T.V. show: “We have the tools, We have the Technology” — and because I am a professional, I invest heavily and wholeheartedly in learning about all of the different ways to please YOU. (Which, consequently, pleases me.)

SO…….NO MATTER THE SIZE, the girth, the color, ect…we are going to have a GOOD time. That I promise!

Sable Renae

Sable is a courtesan of vast experience and incomparable grace. Whether you seek tender intimacy or hardcore discipline, Sable is able to satisfy the deepest desires of your body and mind.

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The Nevada Brothel Sex Bucket List

While the term bucket list came to national notoriety with the Rob Reiner 2007 film of the same name staring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman, these lists have been around for as long as most can remember. Many women have a travel list containing places like Paris and the French Riviera. Others an experience list like learning to play an instrument or sitting alone watching the starry night sky. I am here to tell you men usually have a much different list and it almost always involves SEX. It’s really no secret why. Men think about sex all the time. Larry Miller once said “If women knew what men were thinking they would never stop slapping us” There is some comfort in knowing that here in the Red Light District, we wont slap you, unless you want us to. Come see us and we can help you start checking of your Bucket List items. Below you will find some of the Bucket List items your brethren have come to us with in the past. Add them to yours, if you like…

River Song from Dennis Hof's Sagebrush Ranch — River Song from Dennis Hof’s Sagebrush Ranch

1 The Multiple Girl Party

Almost every guy’s list starts with “Threesome,” some increase the integer, but it all come down to many women and one lucky guy. This may involve many girls showering you with attention, or you watching as they please each other in a mind-blowing show of passion. Regardless of your preference the multiple girl experience should be on your list.

2 Water Sports

Just like the little green men at Roswell and the great hairy Bigfoot of the pacific northwest, many men have come to believe that “The Squirter” is a fairy tail. The good news gentlemen is that “The Squirter” exists. She is not as elusive as you may think. You see squirting is an art and the art of the squirt is a skill learned over time. Patience, practice, and the proper coach are a big factor in mastering this ability. The best part is a great number of the ladies (including myself) in the red light district have perfected the art and are waiting for you to help us let lose.

3 The Cougar

As my previous blog post The benefits of Sex with an Older Woman details, there are numerous reasons to get with “the Cougar”. Not every younger gentleman has this on his list. I can tell you the ones that do not are missing out. When “The Cougar” is finished with you, you may have trouble walking to the door. Come see us; we have many MILF-tastic vixens to chose from.

4 The Lolita

And on the other end of the spectrum you have “the Lolita”. When a man reaches a certain age and admires the sensual beauty of a young fit woman he is often reminded of the hot times he enjoyed with youthful, taut women. Your alive and full of the sexual desire that a beautiful young woman arouses in a man. Don’t turn away from this desire. Come to the Red Light District. We have dozens of young beauties just waiting to fulfill those fantasies.

5 Sub/Dom Play

While not for everyone, the experience of having another human in total control of your sexual pleasure can be intoxicating. There are many genres in the field of BDSM. The experience could involve anything from handcuffs, to rope, to leather bindings. However deep down the rabbit hole you would like to go, we have many experienced ladies waiting to show you the path.

6 The Video Experience

What’s better than having great sex? Having great sex and then watching yourself have it over and over again on video. Okay, that idea can be absolutely terrifying for many men, too, but for those who aren’t camera shy, making a sexy home video is often very high on the list.

7 Ethnic Diversity

Let’s face it. Most of us have spent the entirety of our adult lives in our own ethnic dating pool. Where is the fun in that? Don’t they always say “variety is the spice of life”? Here in the Red Light District we have ample variety. You can check off as many ethnicities as you like…

8 The “10”

Every man has his own definition of what constitutes a 10. He has been dreaming of her for years. He sees her in magazines and on billboards. He has trouble sleeping at night when he thinks of how he would ravage her perfection yet he feels she is out of reach. Au contraire, we have so many beautiful women here in The Red Light District. Surely one of them matches your definition of the “10”.

9 Role Play

When you get your yearly physical, you may not think of the nurse too much. But when you see the campy porn video, you go wild with the thought of the sexy nurse in her six inch heals helping you to produce the fluid sample needed for your test. Regardless of your role play fantasy we have the right girl for you here in The Red Light District.

10 The Porn Star

This is the end all be all of many men’s bucket list fantasies. That woman who is so experienced, she may just make your mind explode with all the wondrous things she does to your body while at the same time writhing in her own intense pleasure. I have an interesting fact for you. Many of the ladies here in The Red Light District, myself included, are in the adult film industry. So what do you say? Are you ready? Let’s get together and start checking a few items off your sex bucket list!

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River is a vibrant, thirty-something, southern belle excited to make your acquaintance. This Simply Extraordinary legal courtesan, exclusive to The Sagebrush Ranch, will take you on a sexy trip through space and time.

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The Legal Lolita Experience

Let’s face it: Men are attracted to teenage girls and fantasize about having sex with them. In fact, one of the top porn search terms is “Teen.” There’s an obvious desire for such taboo encounters, and no one provides this particular type of role play experience better than me. I am a tight bodied 4’8” redhead with soft lips and perfect porcelain doll skin — my appearance is that of the quintessential all-American teenage girl. I can, and do, appeal to those with preferences for age-related fantasies. I also happen to currently be the most financially successful licensed courtesan at Dennis Hof’s legal Sagebrush Ranch brothel. Frequently, men contact me specifically looking for what I call the “Legal Lolita Experience.”

Named for the controversial classic by Nabokov, the Legal Lolita Experience encapsulates the hidden desires that many men have within them. This encounter allows us to explore your deepest, most forbidden fantasies — the things you think of when touching yourself alone at night. You may secretly fantasize about trailing your fingertips up the thigh of a budding nymphette, or perhaps your heart pounds when you see a girl dressed in a Catholic School uniform.

I understand that a fantasy is just that. What I offer is a role play in the safe and nonjudgmental environment of Nevada’s legal brothels. Regardless of the nature of your sex fantasy, my Legal Lolita Experience is able to shatter taboos while staying within the realm of the law.

Alice Little from Dennis Hof's Sagebrush Ranch near Reno, Nevada — Alice Little from Dennis Hof’s Sagebrush Ranch near Reno, Nevada

The Schoolgirl

The iconic look of the schoolgirl: Hair high pigtails, slightly curled at the tip, petite feet clad in shiny black Mary Janes, a white buttoned up shirt, neatly tucked into a tantalizingly short plaid skirt. The perfection of blossoming sexuality and sensuality, in one petite package. Are you my principal, seeking to teach the naughty schoolgirl a lesson with your ruler? Perhaps instead you are my older classmate, wanting to instruct me on how to feel good as I awaken sexually. Let’s take that fantasy you have in your head, and create it together here at the ranch. Dressing up and role playing as a schoolgirl is something that I not only offer, but it’s also a scenario I personally take great pleasure in. Role play is a huge turn on, especially when you give me specific details. Would you like me to wear tall, white knee socks? A red skirt, or a pink one? Soft, white cotton panties — or perhaps I’m naughty, and have black lacy ones instead. Let your fantasy materialize, as both of us are swept away by our pleasure.

Incest Fantasy Role Play

The Legal Lolita Experience allows you to explore all manner of fantasy role play, including Incest Fantasy Role Play. It is one of the least discussed, but most frequently requested sessions that I offer. This fantasy can look like any number of erotic role play scenarios. Perhaps you’re my stepbrother lying next to me in bed, and we decide to explore some naughty urges. Maybe you’re washing my back in the shower, and slide your hand around the curve of my hip. With me, you are free to explore and indulge in such experiences, guilt-free. All of the services I provide are perfectly legal, and free from judgement. This is a safe place for you to experience the seemingly illicit and taboo desires you’ve been longing for, with a girl who thoroughly enjoys bringing life to your naughty fantasies.

Alice Little is a 4'8" beauty — Alice Little is a 4’8″ beauty

Dominant Daddy

Another subset of the age-based character role play is that of Dominant Daddy / Little Girl. Teach me something! Discipline me — have I stayed up past my bedtime? Did I act bratty and not listen and failed to follow instructions? You decide. This encounter doesn’t even have to be sexual — it can involve watching a movie together, snuggling in close, or us secretly enjoying my favorite dessert in bed. You get to have the pleasurable company of the perfect baby girl, indulging your wants and desires.

Alice Little offers the finest age-play sex fantasies

The Little Princess

Others still have a more specific desire: to spoil their darling and treat me like a Little Princess or a porcelain doll. Together we can go shopping, and you can pick out lacy dresses and frilly baby dolls for me to try on for you. You can surprise me with a new teddy bear for my bed, or a delicious chocolate dipped fruit to delicately eat from your offering fingers. I love to be pampered and made to feel like I’m your special girl. In turn, I’m going to make you feel incredibly special, spoiled, and adored!

There is no need to feel ashamed for having such desires. The legal brothels of Nevada exist for this very reason. No where else can you explore taboo desires, without being shamed or judged for them. Instead, I’m here to openly embrace and give life to such fantasies, and help you experience such scenarios in real life. We all have things we think about at night when we’re alone — interests we may not feel comfortable openly sharing with others for fear of shame or stigma. There’s no need for hesitation or worry. As your Legal Lolita, I’m here to embody the School Girl, Baby Doll, or Princess of your dreams. Let’s get to know each other, and talk about our special date together: What I will wear, How I should act, and what erotic acts we will engage in. I’m eagerly awaiting our scandalous encounter…

Alice Little

Alice Little is a 4’8” red-headed cutie with a super-fit, all-natural body -- but don’t let her small stature deceive you. This friendly firebox is a pocket-sized sexual powerhouse with unparalleled lovemaking skills. A part-time girlfriend coveted by both men and women, Alice will make you feel right at home at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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Mikki Lynn is this week’s guest on The Brothel Cast!

Hi guys! I’m the featured guest on this week’s episode of The Brothel Cast, which is a brand new podcast hosted by our own Richard Hunter and co hosted by Alien Cathouse madam Lydia Faithfull. I get a chance to talk in depth about my transition from porn to legal prostitution, now that I am available for your sexual pleasure at both The Bunny Ranch and Love Ranch Vegas.

Coming from my native Florida and traveling to Nevada to join the world of legal prostitution has been a whirlwind adventure, and it was really exciting to get a chance to talk to Richard and Lydia about what the experience has been like. Give it a listen and check me out!

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Also on this episode, Lydia provides an in depth look at the nuances of the GFE (girlfriend experience). They cover a lot of ground on this show!

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Blond bombshell Mikki Lynn is a former adult film star and coveted feature entertainer at Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel. She provides the finest in Girlfriend Experience, Porn Star Experience, and all manner of VIP companionship services.

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Talk Dirty To Me

Dirty talk is one of the most under-appreciated aspects of a sexual encounter. There’s just something hot about being alone with someone and saying naughty and taboo things that we would never ordinarily say in public. There’s a certain freedom in feeling safe and alone with your lover, so that you can let your sexy side take over and whisper — or scream — nasty utterances to each other. Taking dirty can really intensify a sexual encounter, helping to set the mood and build the excitement so that when our experience reaches a fever pitch, we’re at our raunchy, orgasmic best.

Knowing how to talk dirty to my man is so important because his brain is really his largest and most powerful sex organ… To be able to combine the imagination and anticipation of what I want to do to you with the words that will make you throb is the most powerful tool in my sexual arsenal.

Kendall-Fox-Working-Girl — Kendall Fox from Dennis Hof’s Kit Kat Ranch near Reno, Nevada

When I talk dirty, I whisper in a way that instantly whets your sexual appetite and makes you want to be closer to my lips. As you hear phrases like “I can’t wait to run my juicy lips up and down your neck, while I sit in you lap and tease your cock” you are instantly trying to imagine the way the weight of my soft supple ass feels grinding against your jeans and how silky and warm my lips felt the last time I ran them softly kissing the side of your neck.

This is just science and human nature. We process information we see and hear, instantly trying to anticipate what the experience will be like. It’s this anticipation that’s so special for me, and I love to use dirty talk as I get you excited…

Sexy-Dirty-Talk — Sexy Kendall Fox likes to talk dirty to her clients…

So I walk over to you, face you and sit down on your lap, run my hands under his shirt, and start gently kissing your neck all the way up until I reach your ear. Then I lightly run my tongue along the bottom edge to bring the tip of it in between my lips and kiss it gently and ask you, as I slowly start to rock my hips back and forth against you, feeling you start to get hard, “Where else should I let these lips wander to? My mouth is starting to water for you…” I run my hands over your pants and start to undo your belt and run my fingernails softly over the top of your waistline careful to tease but avoid your growing erection.

Then I lean back so you can get a good look at me and so that I can position myself right against you and feel just how hard you are before taking off my top, grabbing your hands, and running them from the top of my juicy thighs up to grip my round ass. All the way up over my luscious breasts to feel my hard nipples, and then I pull you closer and kiss you deeply. Lightly lifting my hips and sitting them back down on your lap to entice you to take me into the bedroom…and once you do, we can talk about all of the filthy things we’re going to do to each other as we proceed to have the time of our lives.

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— Ms.Kendall Fox (@MsKFoxy) March 9, 2017

Kendall Fox

A lady in the streets and a freak between the sheets, licensed courtesan Kendall Fox is the professional companion you've been thirsting for. A featured working girl at Dennis Hof's Kit Kat Brothel near Reno, Nevada, Kendall is currently accepting appointments for Girlfriend Experience encounters, fetish parties, and a wide array of other sexual adventures.

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Why I Prefer Prostitution Over Porn

Those of you who have been seeing me professionally for a while know that I began my career in the sex industry as an adult film actress. I’ve always been exceedingly interested in sex, nearly to the point of obsession. When I was younger I had many opportunities to fuck and to get fucked — and I delightfully indulged in those fervid encounters, developing considerable prowess to the point where I was able to enter the sex world as a professional lover. I saw porn as a natural step for someone of my disposition and desire, so I started having sex on camera and was able to pay my bills by being one of the many porn stars that people, maybe even a few people reading this post, spank it to on a regular basis.

At first, it was exciting. Getting calls for shoots and having filmmakers interested in working with me and flattering me made me feel good. But something was missing. I got into the business because I loved sex, but the sex I was having for the videos was mechanical, contrived, repetitive, and, worst of all, usually emotionless. It didn’t take me long to realize that watching porn is a hell of a lot more fun that shooting it.

I longed for a profession where I could have hot and impassioned love affairs that were truly satisfying, but since I thought prostitution was illegal throughout the USA, it looked like the only sexy job for me was to continue making monotonous masturbation material. Then, one day on set, a coworker informed me of the Bunny Ranch, a place where it’s entirely legal to get paid for having sex — real sex — private, one-on-one encounters with horny people looking for steamy rendezvous. I got on a plane a few days later and have been loving my job at the ranch ever since! Here are just a few reasons why I prefer legal prostitution over having porn star sex.

Aria-Girlfriend-Experience — 22 year old Aria Arial provides the Girlfriend Experience at Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch

It’s REAL Sex

Porn stars are actors. When we perform in an adult video, we’re less concerned with making our sex partners feel good and more concerned with what we look like while we’re doing it. The positions are designed less for pleasure and more for what looks good on camera. Orgasms are faked most of the time and there’s a lot of stopping, repositioning, and starting again. Not to mention that having a crew of one or more people hovering around you kind of kills the mood.

The sex I have at the Bunny Ranch, on the other hand, is part of an actual date. I specialize in the Girlfriend Experience, so my sessions and outdates involve a lot of intimate conversation between me and my client, thus we can get to know each other and develop a legitimate and meaningful bond. When I have sex with my clients at the brothel, it’s sumptuous and euphoric, and thoroughly genuine for the both of us. This is real sex, real passion — and yes often real orgasms — between two real people, not actors merely penetrating each other for the benefit of a camera.

Aria-Arial-Porn-Star-Escort — Sexy and sensuous Aria Arial

I Feel Wanted

When you act in a porn movie, you don’t get to see the people that really enjoy your work. Those people are the viewers who will watch the video days, weeks, or months after it is shot, edited, and posted online or distributed as a DVD. When I do porn, I never get to meet the people who really want to be with me and fantasize about having sex with me. This is a tragedy!

As a licensed prostitute, the people who visit me truly want to get together with me and crave my attention and my touch. There’s no better feeling than knowing I’m wanted by the men (and women) who visit me at the brothel — there’s nothing that turns me on more and makes me want to show my clients an experience that will make them come like they never thought possible. I feel needed at the Bunny Ranch, and I take great pride and pleasure in satisfying the needs of my clients in return.

Young-Sex-Worker — Aria Arial is a former adult film actress

It Pays Better (and not just in money)

When you’re good at what you do, and you love your work, you’re usually very successful at it. This has definitely been the case for me. Since I started working as a legal companion at the Bunny Ranch, I’ve managed to get to a point financially where I’m no longer “living month-to-month” and I’m able to fully concentrate on the welfare of my new and repeat customers. Moreover, since I started on this path, so many wonderful people have become a part of my life and have deeply enriched my world. I’m not only having the best sex of my life, but also meeting people who care about me and my well-being, and who have become true friends. For this sexually audacious girl, I’ve discovered what I was yearning for in my work: a real connection.

Aria Arial

Your naughty little secret and most coveted sensual fantasy, Aria Arial offers an unforgettable Girlfriend Experience as a VIP courtesan at Dennis Hof's world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch legal brothel.

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Tinder Vs. Legal Brothels — Why Tinder is Boosting Nevada Brothel Visits

Today, while being interviewed for a morning radio program, I was asked about how the ridiculously popular dating app Tinder is affecting my legal brothel businesses. I’ve never spoken about this subject before, but the conversation I had this morning has me thinking about how Tinder positively impacted Nevada’s legal prostitution industry — and why Nevada-style sex-for-pay is a better option for sexually active people looking for a hot hookup.

With over 100 million downloads and well over 10 million daily users, Tinder is pretty much the top dating application out there, and, let’s be honest, it’s primarily utilized by men and women looking for a quick lay. Tinder is like a worldwide singles bar that you can enter at any time — a meat-market that fits in your pocket — and it’s a platform that strongly encourages and helps facilitate casual sex encounters. Sounds like fun, doesn’t it? At first glance Tinder may seem like a magic wand that can miraculously conjure up nookie whenever its users get the urge, but Tinder is no Bunny Ranch. The dating app is doing sex-seekers more harm than good, and I believe Tinder is one of the reasons why my prostitution business is on the upswing. Here are a couple of reasons why…

Tinder Increases the Rate of STD’s — My Brothels are Disease-Free

Tinder-inspired hookup culture is encouraging casual sex but not encouraging safe sex. I own two legal brothels in the Las Vegas area, the Love Ranch and Alien Cathouse. Over the past two years, business at these cathouses has been booming. One reason why so many Las Vegas tourists are frequenting my legal brothels is because Vegas reported a significant increase in sexually transmitted diseases from 2015 to 2016.

When this STD outbreak was first reported, I was baffled as to why it was happening. When one of my working girls explained to me how Tinder was reinventing the casual encounter, it rapidly became clear to me why dating apps are actually boosting the brothel business. The sexual stupidity Tinder encourages is not only causing an unprecedented and unnecessary STD epidemic in Sin City, but also frightening Vegas tourists. It’s easier than ever for Las Vegas vacationers to make the decision to visit my STD-free sex dens. Tinder has turned Vegas into a playground of disease and paranoia, so my medically-tested prostitutes are more in-demand than ever.

Tinder Reduces Self-Esteem — My Girls Boost Self-Esteem

Tinder allows users to quickly review dozens of profiles with one finger by simply “swiping.” A swipe to the right indicates interest, a swipe to the left is means rejection.

According to a 2016 study presented at the annual conference of the American Psychological Association, Tinder users have lower self-esteem than non-users. Because Tinder functions to encourage rapid rejection of people that users consider unattractive, the study found that “male and female users reported less satisfaction with their bodies and looks.”

This is horrible! Isn’t hooking up and having great sex supposed to make people feel good about themselves? No wonder men and women are flocking to my working girls. People are desperately seeking passionate lovers who will treat them with the respect they deserve as human beings. Tinder users want to be with sex partners who will boost their self-esteem, not destroy it. The beautiful women who work in my brothels are experts at treating their customers like they want, need, and deserve to be treated. When a customer leaves one of my establishments, he or she will have a spring in their step and will have the confidence to take on the world.

Tinder is at best an ineffective tool that harms the very people it’s designed to assist, and at worst a plague on mankind. I believe that we have yet to see the long-term negative psychological effects of Tinder on society. I’m just glad that I can provide a valuable service to the thousands of lost and dissatisfied Tinder users who visit my brothels every day. Maybe it’s time for me to finally launch my Bunny Ranch hookup app…

Dennis Hof

Dennis Hof is the charismatic owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, the most famous legal brothel in the history of the world and subject of the smash hit HBO series “Cathouse.” Hof owns a total of seven licensed brothels throughout the state of Nevada including the Love Ranch, the Sagebrush Ranch, the Kit Kat Ranch, and the Alien Cathouse. Hof has lectured at Oxford, Trinity, the Sorbonne and hundreds of other major universities, colleges and public events around the globe and he is the author of the best-selling book, “The Art Of The Pimp: A Love Story” published by Regan Arts.

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Common Mistakes Sex Workers Make

This year, after working at Dennis Hof’s world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch for over half a decade, I have managed to become “Bunny of the Month” for the first time. This means that I’ve distinguished myself as the preeminent prostitute of the moment by out-booking my fellow working girls, exceeding the expectations of my wonderful clients, and thoroughly fulfilling my customers’ every sensual and carnal desire. It is no small feat in the world of Nevada’s brothels — especially when you take into consideration that the Bunny Ranch is the most successful brothel in the world.

While I’ve always loved sex and intimacy, and enjoy meeting new people, being a licensed sex worker didn’t come easy to me. Do not be deceived into thinking otherwise, sex work is real work — there’s a lot more to this job than just the fun stuff. It took me quite a while to figure out that there is a lot that goes into being a successful courtesan at the Bunny Ranch, and I’ve made my share of mistakes over the years. Here are a few common mistakes that working girls make.

Randy Ryder from Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch near Reno, Nevada — Randy Ryder from Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch near Reno, Nevada

Time Management

Time is money and money is time, especially in the legal prostitution business. Sex workers actually have a lot of down time in between appointments. Because the Bunny Ranch is a sort of non-stop sorority party, a common mistake that ladies make is waisting their time gossiping or partying too much, when they could be using the “down time” to be communicating with their repeat customers and making new connections. A lot of beginners think that clients just magically appear, but there’s a lot of hard work that Dennis Hof puts into marketing and publicizing the Bunny Ranch, and it’s important that each individual harlot makes a daily effort to build her personal brand and market her unique services. In a sea of gorgeous, sexually-charged vixens, it’s important to get yourself out there and differentiate yourself from the crowd, whether it be through effective use of message boards, social media, or other marketing tools. There could be a sweet and generous client out there just waiting to meet you, but he has to know that you exist first.

Stunning Randy Ryder has been a legal working girl for six years

Dirty Hustling

Dirty hustling is when a lady moves in on a customer that is already booked with a different lady or is currently conversing with another sex worker. Unless the lady invites another courtesan into the conversation, it’s generally considered highly rude to interject yourself into another sex worker’s business. In this industry, it is important to have boundaries and to respect your coworkers. A brothel can be a very competitive environment. It’s an unusual societal situation in a brothel, where women uncharacteristically compete for the attention of men — which is why it’s necessary to have rules and mores dictating how and when a sex worker should approach and engage potential clients.

A lot of clients don’t understand what’s going on when we don’t interact with them while they’re conversing with another courtesan. Such behavior sometimes gets mistaken for being disinterested in the client, but it’s actually a show of respect for our fellow working girls — and being respectful allows every potential client a fair opportunity to determine whether or not he’d like to get down with one or more of the women he meets at the bordello.

Randy specializes in GFE (Girlfriend Experience) sex parties

Financial Planning

A lot of ladies at the Bunny Ranch make five, even six figures in a single day — and sometimes they spend it just as fast. This is a rookie mistake if there ever was one, because there are also days when we make nothing. It is very important to keep track of how much you make and how much you spend. New girls entering this industry often make more money than they’ve ever dreamed of, and they have no idea what to do with it. It’s a rush to see your bank account numbers skyrocket, but it’s also a little overwhelming. A seasoned sex worker knows enough to take a breath, assess her financial situation, and invest her money properly so that she builds a solid financial future for herself.

Randy is a confident, experienced courtesan

Confidence

The hardest attribute for many new sex workers to successfully cultivate is by far confidence. Having confidence and believing in yourself is crucial to succeeding in any business, including the sex business.

If there’s one mistake I’ve made in the past, it’s being afraid to ask for what my services are really worth. I’m a naturally shy and introverted woman, so it took me a while to develop the sense of self-worth and dignity necessary to excel as a professional paramour. Thankfully, my clients and fellow working girls have always been very kind, supportive, and flattering to me. They helped me understand that what I have to offer is sublime and magnificent, and they helped me grow over the years into a sexual superstar deserving of the title “Bunny of the Month.”

Randy Ryder

A sexy, blue-eyed, big-booty brunette with a great smile and a warm personality, Randy Ryder is the VIP companion who specializes in being your secret girlfriend. Randy is currently a full-time dream-maker at Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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An Open Letter to Mayor Carolyn Goodman about Las Vegas Child Sex Trafficking

Dear Mayor Goodman,

My name is Dennis Hof, and I’m in the prostitution business. For nearly fifty years prostitution has been legal in many of Nevada’s rural counties in the form of licensed and regulated brothels, where sex workers practice their trade safely, profitably, and free from coercion. I own seven brothel licenses, more than anyone else in Nevada’s history — three of which are in Nye County near Las Vegas.

I bought my first brothel, the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, in the mid-1990’s and I’ve spent the better part of my life as the most outspoken figure in Nevada’s legal sex industry. I’ve had a long-running television program on HBO, written a book about my experiences, and I’m often in the media championing (or defending) Nevada’s unique and progressive prostitution laws.

This platform has been my life’s work. I believe that I’ve changed the perception of American prostitution forever and brought Nevada’s brothels out of the shadows and into the limelight, where all Americans can see the good that these establishments do for sex workers, clients, business owners, and rural communities.

This past October, I turned seventy. While I’m proud to reflect on my accomplishments over the decades as a successful and uncompromising businessperson and legal sex work advocate, I’m saddened to realize how much work there is yet to be done.

Recently a study from Arizona State University shined a bright light on the reality of Las Vegas sex trafficking victims. The study showed that, in 2014, two-thirds of victims were under the age of 18, and nearly half of these children were violently forced into sex slavery by coercive pimps who are often not convicted of any crime. The study revealed that victims were as young as 12 years old.

Our State’s most prized city is a cesspool of child sex trafficking, and it’s worse than any of us thought.

Las Vegas, with its “Sin City” reputation and “What happens here, stays here” slogan, is the top sex tourism destination in the United States. The casinos, hotels, and streets of Las Vegas are overflowing with criminal prostitutes, a good portion of them underage, ready to cater to the sexual desires of the city’s guests. The gaming industry passively enables pimps, as sex trafficking victims service the guests staying at the opulent adult theme parks Las Vegas is known for.

Prostitution and gaming are why people come to Vegas, and both industries work together in harmony. So what if one of these industries is illegal and harms children? There are billions to be made!

The criminal sex trade in Las Vegas is indeed an estimated multi-billion dollar industry. It’s untaxed, unregulated, and it exploits children. The desire for pay-to-play sex in Las Vegas isn’t going to go away — ever. Prostitution is as much a part of the DNA of Las Vegas as the city’s gaming industry. So how do we cultivate a thriving Vegas economy and simultaneously stop sex trafficking? Well, America has made this mistake before. Remember Prohibition?

From 1920 to 1933 it was illegal to make or sell alcoholic beverages in the U.S. But did that stop people from drinking? Heck, no. Instead, the Immutable Law of Good Intentions kicked in, meaning we made what was perceived as a bad situation worse.

Once liquor became a crime, it didn’t stop people from drinking. Instead, criminals took over the business. It drove the consumption of alcohol by consenting adults in the freest country in the world underground, while giving rise to violent mobsters.

Bye-bye tax revenue; hello Murder, Inc.

Has the prohibition of prostitution stopped sex work in Sin City? Absolutely not. Instead, we’ve driven the world’s oldest profession underground while giving rise to violent pimps.

Bye-bye tax revenue; hello child sex slaves.

Earlier in this decade, then-mayor Oscar Goodman advocated for discussing the possibility of allowing legalized prostitution in Clark County. He was brave enough to admit that the city has a profound sex trafficking problem, and bold enough to suggest that legalization may be a good solution.

In light of this most recent study, I strongly feel that it’s high time we reopen the discussion on legalizing prostitution in Clark County. I invite you, Mayor Carolyn Goodman, to meet with me and tour my Love Ranch brothel near Las Vegas, so that I can dispel any of your misconceptions about the merits of legal prostitution. Then, perhaps together, we can lead the charge against sex trafficking, and usher in a new era of regulated, safe, and lucrative sex tourism in Las Vegas.

I’m proof that Nevada’s fifty-year legal prostitution experiment is an unqualified success. Let’s stop child sex trafficking in Las Vegas, increase tax revenue, and provide the city’s tourists with a safe and healthy adult entertainment experience.

Las Vegas visitors want prostitution. Let’s give it to them, the right way.

Sincerely,

Dennis Hof

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Fulfill Your Foot Fetish Fantasies

So you’ve got a thing for feet, do you? Well, you’ve come to the right place! I have been a foot specialist for many years. I understand feet, and my own are conditioned with flexibility and durability to surpass most women you’ll ever meet.

My interest in feet began during my seven-year massage therapy career when I realized that foot massage was one of the best aspects of my treatment. We often forget about our feet, but they are extremely sensitive. Our soles possess tens of thousands of nerve endings, including specialized fine-touch sensors called Meissner’s corpuscles. These are the same types of nerve endings found in the fingertips and lips. Massaging them feels fantastic; I always end my sessions with an incredible foot massage.

Amelia-Heart-Foot-Fetish — Amelia Heart from Dennis Hof’s Kit Kat brothel near Reno, Nevada.

As I began to learn how important feet are to our bodies and how capable they really are, I committed to living a largely barefoot lifestyle (which is challenging, living in Boston!). I built up the tolerance to exposing my feet to all kinds of conditions — including heat, cold, rough terrain, and even running (up to 10K races). It takes a lot of practice to get used to, but my strength and flexibility increased as I started exercising my feet and toes. Now I can walk just about anywhere, and I’m definitely not afraid of getting my feet dirty. (They come clean more easily than shoes!)

Barefoot-10-k — Amelia conditions her feet by running 10K races barefoot

Feet deserve our appreciation. I like adorning mine with a nice pedicure and jewelry almost all of the time, and stockings and heels for the right occasions. I love it when I get compliments and adoration of my feet. I also can’t say I mind that wearing heels not only dresses up the feet, but it also changes our body alignment to emphasize stature and curves; as long as we balance this with conditioning our feet and bodies in other ways, it provides an extra sexy and fun boost to our appearance, helping to ignite those primal urges.

Unfortunately, most of our foot problems do derive from wearing shoes too often, so be sure to let them get out and free as often as you can! You’ll get to feel all the interesting textures around you, stimulating the nerves and doing your body a favor. Then, when you put on your best shoes, your feet will be up to the task!

Feet can also be a delightful incorporation in the bedroom in many different ways. Just imagine these nylon-clad beauties gliding up and down your body, tantalizing you with their silky smoothness. Imagine them arching and grasping around your most sensitive parts, the toes curling around them, continuing to rub everywhere until a dramatic climax!

Want to play with my feet yourself? I can see you smelling them — how do you like them best? Freshly washed? Perfumed? A little sweaty? You can run your tongue over them, rub them on your face, suckle on the toes, massage them, dress them up… You are welcome to worship my feet any way you like!

Want me to play with yours? I mentioned that I love massaging giving foot massages. We can also have a tickling party. You just might find yourself helpless, your feet (and the rest of you if necessary) tied down so I can have my way with them. If you’re blindfolded, you might not even know what I’m going to use on your feet! Is it a feather? A vibrator? Me? Let’s play “Guess the Sensation” and you can try to find out.

Looking for something a little more extreme? While not for the faint of heart, feet are a good tool for ball-crushing and foot gagging. Maybe you even like to be trampled on. I only weigh about 120 lbs., so let me walk all over you! Or let my barefoot lifestyle cater to your dirtiest fantasies: let’s book an outdate, and I’ll go barefoot the entire time; you can lick my feet clean when we get back… you naughty fellow, you!

I hope you see now what’s unique about booking a foot party with a real foot specialist. Call today to book the foot fetish party of your dreams, and let my delicious feet take yours around the world and back again!

Amelia Heart

A slender, all-natural brunette, Amelia Heart is a confident, compassionate, and open-minded woman seeking to share all the vitality and spirit of life, of which sensuality and sexuality are such important components. She is currently seeing clients at Dennis Hof's Kit Kat brothel near Reno, Nevada.

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