Neapolitan – Variety is the Spice of Vice

Nothing makes you feel alive more than sex! Sex is an irresistible driving force of nature and one of the fundamental joys of being human. There are so many ways to celebrate your sexuality, and so many sexual adventures to be had. Yet so few of us make an effort to thoroughly explore every fetish, fantasy, and fun-filled erotic amusement that strikes our fancy.

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Well, here in Nevada, at the legal brothels that comprise Dennis Hof’s Red Light District we believe that every single person should have the opportunity to decadently indulge in all things sensual. To delve deep into their soul and unleash the raging sexual hellion that dwells within each and every one of us. Me and my fellow courtesans believe in this mission so strongly that we have literally made it our job to bring your sex fantasies to life. We provide a variety of services to satiate any palate. Are you looking for the sweet, redheaded school girl, or perhaps a feisty and fun loving blonde? Perhaps you fancy a classic brunette — we’ve got it all!

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Do you dream of having two girls pleasure you at the same time? How about three? Imagine the intensely arousing sensation of being overwhelmed by all of those fingers, breasts, legs, mouths, and lips. The Neapolitan three-girl experience is just one of endless varietal fantasies we can create here at the Ranches! There’s Strawberry Shortcake combos with two blondes and a red head, Chocolate fantasies with ladies of color- the only limitation is your imagination!

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The variety isn’t limited to just hair color — we cater to a wide range of interests, fetishes, and custom encounters. All of the wonderful naughtiness you can delight in is personalized to your individual desires, and pretty much nothing is out of bounds. With hundreds of women to choose from, you will find a lady who is ready and willing to satiate your specific carnal craving.

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Variety is the spice of life, and there is no other place on earth that offers the incredible selection that America’s Red Light District does. We invite you to take the next step, and live out your fantasies today! We can guarantee you’ll find your perfect companion…

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Pictured: Alice Little, Harley Lane, and Summer Sebastian

Alice Little

Alice Little is a 4’8” red-headed cutie with a super-fit, all-natural body -- but don’t let her small stature deceive you. This friendly firebox is a pocket-sized sexual powerhouse with unparalleled lovemaking skills. A part-time girlfriend coveted by both men and women, Alice will make you feel right at home at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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Sploshing — What’s It All About?

Are you ready to learn about the food fetish you never knew existed? It’s all about having fun with food! Yes, actually getting off to food in every weird way you can imagine! Fighting with food, over-eating food, tossing it around—you name it! It’s known as a wet and messy fetish or WAM, and is often called “Sploshing.” This is a very off-beat form of sexual fetishism when someone—male or female—get’s turned-on when tons of food is put on their skin, face, and even their clothing.  It’s even popular enough that there are several websites devoted to WAM.

Extreme Germaphobes and even some bakers might not get it, but to those that are into this type of sex-play, a perfect evening is spent rubbing vanilla-scented cake batter all over their junk. And you should know it’s not just liquid pastry stuff that gets these people hot and bothered—but, food, sludge, mud, slime, motor oil and any other goopy substances that might push the envelope of health code violations, all fall under the big tent of liquid fetishes. Indeed, it’s a purposely vague concept for what can be an unending category of sexual needs and passions.

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A lot of people who love WAM fetishes are aroused by the tactile sensations of wet or messy things against their skin. Other individuals actually prefer the sight of others getting messy or wet. Typically a willing person will be pelted by cream pies, eat them whole, or even sit on one!

It’s not only the feeling of slipping over someone’s body with the aid of gunky food or gunge—Sploshing also means being aroused by the sight of this happening. Exhibitionists get to show off their bodies with the added “bonus” of the drooling mess oozing down cleavage, through crevices, between labia lips, and over the face—with the onlookers getting to soak this all in. To them it is a glorious technicolor rainbow of corrupted foods and ruined clothes, and one big ruinous pile of squelchy squirty perverted participants who get a taste—or feel—of just about everything.

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Although most Sploshing fetishers would picture the ideal Sploshing scene as heavily laden with oozing edibles and other large amounts of goop or slime covering naked or almost naked bodies (ie, mud or jelly wrestling), I don’t think this always needs to be the case. 

Have you ever tried food sex? I don’t mean having sex with a zucchini or an ice-pop, I mean introducing sex-friendly foods into the bedroom either with your partner or without. Admittedly it’s more enjoyable with another person, because trying to sensually lick yogurt off yourself is quite a challenge. Both to lick the yogurt off yourself, and to find it highly arousing in the process.

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Foods which are famous as being sensationally sexy for more adventurous sexplorers tend to be dairy-based (sorry vegans!). They’re semi-solid and would appear perfect for erotically drizzling over a lover’s body and licking up without making too much of a mess on the sheets. Whipped cream, jello, yogurt, custard, ice cream and cake batter… these sweet treats feature in the fantasies of the food-sex uninitiated. Jelly is another favorite, especially if it’s not submerged in, rather than just foreplay on the bed. There’s even entire fetishes devoted to sitting on cakes. Once you’ve tried dairy food sex, had the hot shower and smelled like a dairy farm for a month afterwards, you tend to reevaluate your food sex-choices.

There’s an extra kink component here as well. In dominant/submissive role-play, particularly in Femdom but also seen in other D/s—squishing soft gooey objects under bare feet is incredibly popular to watch. Maybe this partly comes from the decadence of foot-trampling of grapes to make wine, or for others it could just be an off-shoot of trampling or foot fetishism. Whatever the case may be, there are kinky folk out there who just love to see ripe fruit, cake or any soft food trodden under a barefoot until there is nothing left.

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Speaking of fruit…

Fruit can feel cold on the skin but doesn’t leave a horrible stench afterwards, so it’s worth the goosebumps. Some fruits are acidic though, so be careful what you drizzle/insert into yourself. Bananas are probably not the best to use unless you’re going for the peel, quick dip, suck-off and eat method. Not the mash-up in a cup and use as a body mask method. Small, fresh berries such as strawberries, grapes, raspberries and blueberries can be sliced or used as whole to insert (vaginally or  orally) then tongue-scooped out by your partner. Or they can be eaten from a lover’s body blindfolded, with your handcuffed partner seeking them out with tongue alone. How about the one wearing the fruit being bound and blindfolded, or neither in bondage and blindfolds—but hey, if the option is there, what the fuck, right?

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Sooooo…that’s Sploshing in a nutshell! Is this something you’d ever want to try? Would you “stick” with licking a squirt of something off your partner before sex, or perhaps nibbling a slice of strawberry from off their tummy, or would you go all the way with a tempting vat of custard, string bikinis and a banana dildo? Either which way, this is one sexual experience you need to try at least once… what do you have an appetite for?

Cherry Lane

Bubbly, fun-loving, and outgoing, Cherry Lane is a world class courtesan completely dedicated to the art of pleasure-giving. Her beauty, positivity, compassion, open-mindedness, and nonjudgmental nature make Cherry and ideal companion for men, women, and couples seeking the intimate encounter of their dreams.

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Unlimited Orgasms!

When I first started working as a legal prostitute at Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch a little under five years ago, I would often limit the number of times a customer could orgasm with me. But I quickly learned that I had an issue on my hands: I’m so unbelievably fucking hot, and I’m so god damn good at sex, that most men can’t last very long when they get down with me.

When you visit a legal Nevada brothel and you choose the working girl you’d like to have an encounter with from the lineup of sexy ladies, you are taken to the courtesan’s room to have a private discussion with her and go over the marvelous activities you’re both about to enjoy. This is called the “negotiation” and it covers the sex acts you’re looking to indulge in, the amount of time you’d like to spend with your lady of choice, and the costs for sexual services. Often, during the negotiation certain boundaries will be set. For example, the client and service provider might agree to 60 minutes of “half and half” (fellatio and intercourse) beginning with an intense blow job, followed by heavy sex utilizing a variety of positions such as reverse cowgirl and leap frog, and then finishing with some Russian-style “titty fucking” until the client triumphantly explodes and is thoroughly satisfied.

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Chanel from Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch

Every negotiation is different, and many sex parties offered at Nevada brothels are tailored to the specific fantasies of our guests, but the above example illustrates a basic Bunny Ranch encounter that you might request.

One of the limitations that might be put on your tryst is the number of times that you can come during the session. Sometimes, one “pop” is all that’s agreed upon between the client and courtesan. This is a good way for a sex worker to define the parameters of her services and upsell additional orgasms to clients looking for “multiple shots on goal” or an extended, multi-hour, sex marathon situation. Unfortunately, this tactic doesn’t work for me. I offer unlimited orgasms for all of my sex parties as a courtesy to the large percentage of men who can’t last more than a few minutes with me.

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Chanel is a confident, sexually proficient companion

So good you just can’t hold it back

Since I was a teenager, I’ve always been uncharacteristically courageous, adventurous, and licentious. When I first had the opportunity to skydive, for example, it wasn’t so much a matter of “Should I?” but of “When can I start!?!” I love the high I get from living on the edge and the rush of pleasure that comes with trying new things. Sex has always been a huge thrill for me and, thankfully, I’ve never had any trouble finding someone to share my carnal passions with. At the risk of sounding conceited, I’m a very attractive woman and I definitely exude copious amounts of sex appeal. Basically, men want to fuck me – they want to fuck me something awful. What catches my men off guard is when they discover how much I love to get fucked. It’s no mystery why I decided to make selling sex my occupation.

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Chanel will have you reeling in pleasure at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch

In the past, especially when I was younger, my lovers were taken aback by my sexual zeal. Men who fancied themselves as sexual aggressors were quickly put in their place as my sweet lips and tight, moist box went to work, grinding heavenly on their pulsing manhood until they swiftly succumbed to me.

You’re probably going to come quick when you experience me for the first time – I’m that good. But don’t worry, you’ll get another shot.

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Chanel is offering Unlimited Orgasms to her clients

My invitation to delight in unlimited orgasms allows my clients to not stress about savoring one climax. It lets you not only come again and again until I drain you dry and leave you spent in a state of bliss, but also gives us the freedom to explore my soft silky wetness with your mouth and hands so that I can enjoy myself and get off as well. It’s an opportunity to learn how to edge yourself and build your sexual stamina so that you last longer and longer each time we meet. I’ll turn you into a sexual dynamo, because if you can learn to last with me you can last with any woman.

Unlimited orgasms is your ticket to explore everything you’ve ever fantasized about, with an authentic sex kitten who knows how to make those fantasies a reality – and I just might introduce you to some fantasies that you didn’t even know you had.

And for those of you who are thinking that this post is just a bunch of boasting, I dare you to show me what you got. I can take it, and I want it. Give it to me.

Chanel

Stunning blond bombshell Chanel prides herself on her sexual prowess and compassionate nature. As a choice companion, she's currently granting wet-and-wild wishes at Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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More Than a Handful: Getting Off with Big-Breasted Girls

Enhanced or natural, it’s no secret that breasts are a turn on for many members of all genders. Humans are unique in our physical build for having breasts; indeed they are not necessary for lactation and other mammals just have nipples with breast tissue that engorges when nursing and are flat the rest of the time. Some evolutionary experts suggest that we developed breasts through sexual selection (like natural selection, but when individuals mate for sexual preferences.) A preference for large breasts may have developed as humans learned to walk bipedally, as a kind of substitute for the biological aptitude indicated by a large, rounded butt for mammals that walk on all fours.

Regardless of why, it’s no lie that breasts of all sizes are awesome! As a card carrying member of the “big boobs committee,” I have a number of fun ways I like to use my breasts during parties to enhance, entice, and indulge my lovers in a busty lady experience.

1. Breast massage

While giving a traditional massage, I like to get some of the massage oil all over my breasts and rub them against my lover as well. Imagine slick breasts gliding up your back behind my hands, or across your chest while your pecs are gently massaged. It feels really nice for me too, I love oiled skin on skin sensations!

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2. “Titty Fucking”

While some people call this Russian Style, I like just calling it for what it is. Titty fucking is when you’re on top of me, with your cock nestled between my breasts, while I push them together and you thrust. This is GREAT with oil or lube, and is super sexy for me, I love the sensation of it. Even guys who have tried this and aren’t sure how they feel about it have had fun trying it with me- I think when you have large breasts and a really excitable attitude, it makes a huge difference!

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3. Motorboat/Smothering

One sensation many of my lovers seem to enjoy is completely losing themselves in my ample bust. Like a motorboat, but even more intense, smothering is nestling your face between a fabulous pair of breasts, so all you can see, feel, and experience is nothing but breasts. Imagine being lost in the smell of your lover, surrounded by her soft breasts… It’s really fabulous!

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4. Lady Pillows

Big boobs make really excellent pillows! Perfect for resting your head on after a rigorous sex party, you may just doze off with a perfect “lady pillow” under your head. I know I am fond of napping on boobs! It’s the best way to wake up, in the arms of your lover, face to face with glorious tits!

Ondine Desire

A featured courtesan at Dennis Hof's Sagebrush Ranch, Ondine Desire is the wicked woman of your dreams. Full of sexy surprises, Ondine looks forward to discovering all of your hidden passions and salacious secrets.

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Black Working Girls — Let’s Talk About It

My name is Remy Martin and I love my job. Let me rephrase that: My name is Remy Martin, I am a black sex worker working at a legal brothel in 2017 and I love my job.

Let me rephrase that yet again:  My name is Remy Martin and I am an intelligent, educated, beautiful, independent, caring, strong, and classy ebony (or Black or African American or however you want to describe my skin color) woman who loves sex and enjoys working at Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch.

Surprised? You shouldn’t be. But there are a lot of people out there who are surprised at what I do, or make assumptions about me that sadly fall into stereotypes. I’m here to set the record straight and get real about being a black woman in a brothel.

Remy Martin from Dennis Hof's Love Ranch Near Reno, Nevada
Remy Martin from Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch Near Reno, Nevada

Jungle Fever — Being the Chocolate Fantasy

Let’s face it, most people prefer certain types of sex partners over others, and a lot of people have certain triggers and fetishes that get them hot. Sometimes, people are hard-wired to fetishize a particular body part, sexual situation, object, or they have a thing for a specific race. Some people go for Asian or European women, and some are really into black girls like me. Racial sexualized fantasies, which include racially-oriented role play, are a very real thing and more popular than most people think — but because of the controversial nature of this specific sexual desire, racial sexual preference, race fetishes, and racial sex fantasies are not openly talked about very much.

Nevada brothels are known for maintaining the privacy of our clients and the women who work here are very nonjudgmental, so the customers who visit us trust us with their innermost and deepest desires. I can tell you that I have been, and I continue to be, the black fantasy girl for many of my regular clients, and I’m perfectly OK with that.

There is a difference between being “racist” and having a sexual inclination toward a racial type or an eagerness to participate in a racially-themed sex role-play scenario. My clients wholly respect me and I respect them. It’s that mutual respect that differentiates our relationship from a disrespectful relationship sullied by prejudice.

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Working girl Remy Martin

Black Sex Worker Stereotypes

I’ve encountered many misconceptions of black sex workers over the years. For example, many people think that all black prostitutes answer to pimps. I assure you that is not the case, especially here in Nevada where the world’s oldest profession is also a legal one.

And when it comes to being a black woman, we hear a lot about who people think we are that basically generalizes us.  Like the myth that we enjoy sex more than Asian or Caucasian women or any other nationality. I’m not saying we don’t enjoy it – but we all have the same physical parts as other races and we do the same things. Each individual brings their own nuance or “flavor” to intimacy, but is it exactly that: an individual thing. To suggest that one’s libido is racially motivated is ludicrous. 

There’s also the idea that every black sex worker is a single mother, with 3.5 kids waiting on them back home. While there are certainly black women who are mothers and work in Nevada’s legal prostitution system, there are many like me who are single and not only have no kids waiting for our return once we’ve completed our stays here, but have no kids scheduled to enter our lives at any time on the immediate horizon.  One day, that status may change for some of us, but today is not that day.  Me, I’m a parent to two dogs and a cat – end of story.

I am also not the unruly “Angry Black Woman” and I’m never aggressive or too loud, nor do I lose it when I drink dark liquor. I am down to earth. I listen, because you can learn a lot more by listening than by talking a mile-a-minute.

I’m well-adjusted, cultured and like the finer things in life, but they don’t consume my life.  I’m more like the girl-next-door. You might be surprised about how laid back and how low-maintenance I really am. I’m more of a get-to-know-you, go-with-the-flow type of gal.

I love to laugh and I’m also here to have fun and have a good time – and when it comes to that, you are my priority.

The only thing I ask is that you don’t jump to conclusions and think you know me before you actually get to know me.  You will be pleasantly surprised.

Remy Martin

Charming and beautiful, Remy Martin from Dennis Hof's BunnyRanch is the loyal, respectful, and highly erotic woman of your fantasies. Remy adores traveling, sailing, swimming, dancing, and cooking -- let her fix you something succulent to eat during your time together.

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Sex: Is It Really Better if You’re in Love?

A lot of people will tell you that great sex can only be between two people that are truly in love. And, don’t get me wrong, sex between two people in love can be truly great, however, just because you are in love does not mean you are likely to have great sex…let alone even good sex.

Now you might remember the first time you had sex with a new partner, or even your spouse. You might remember it being the best sex of your life. But if you really think back, how was it a week or a month later? Not as good, was it? In fact, if you are honest, it was boring, plain, uninspired, and probably the worst sex of your life. Why is that? The first time we have sex it is blinded by the excitement of something new, and in some cases it has just been so long that any sex would be better than none! We ignore all the bad things in the excitement of the moment. Eventually, as the novelty wears off, we begin to realize there are more “bad things” than good things and the sex becomes just another activity, if we even continue to have sex at all.

Why are there more “bad things” than “good things” in our sexual activity with someone we love? Simply because most people don’t know how to do sex “right.” They have no real skill in the art of “making love.”  They rush thru every aspect of sex without taking time to enjoy each other or the feelings that are going on within their bodies. They try as many positions as they can think of without knowing why they are trying them or if they actually even feel good.  They just know they saw them somewhere.  They try to seem experienced by what they think they are doing right when in reality they are not. But no one says a thing so nothing changes.

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Catrina Costa from Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch North

How did you find out about sex? Maybe you experimented in the back seat of a car with someone equally inept, repeating what felt good. Is that the best way to learn a new skill? To develop an art? Just fumble along, the blind leading the blind? Think about it how much do you really know about having sex. What do you know about pleasing another person…what do you know about pleasing yourself. Could you help someone learn to please you? No, then how do you expect your sex life to get any better by following the same pattern.

Maybe you read or watch porn. Perhaps you even learned a technique or two that actually work in the real world. Most guys just end up angering, or even hurting, their partner by trying something impractical they saw in porn. Not every position you see in porn is designed to be used during your sexual encounter, they are not what feels best, but are what is best for the camera angle.  Think about it? Men, have you ever had a lady climb on top for sex? How many of them chose to face your feet in the position seen in virtually every porn “Reverse Cowgirl”? I’ll bet none of them (if you have had one choose that position, take that as a hint and check your breath next time!). Why? Why is that position in nearly every porn but never in real life? Because it doesn’t feel as good for the lady, and generally women like to look into your eyes, to see you. So if it doesn’t feel good, doesn’t offer connection why is it in so many porns? Because it looks great on camera. That is right just because it looks good on camera does not mean it feels good in reality. So remember that if you want to make a hot sex tape, but forget that position if you want your lady to enjoy the session! I could go on about other positions in porn’s that are downright awkward and uncomfortable, and even a few that are downright dangerous. I have been in porn films, and if you watch carefully, the non-porn positions are generally the ones in which you’ll see me cumming (over and over and over again!).

With the experience I have had in my private life, in porn, and as a legal licensed courtesan I maintain that the best sex is with someone who is experienced. The one who has practiced the art of making sex enjoyable for both parties. Someone with the skills and knowledge to not only make the current session more fulfilling but to raise your level of knowledge and experience, to make you a better lover in the process.

Catrina Costa, a MILF porn star, chats with fans and prospective clients
Catrina Costa, a MILF porn star, chats with fans and prospective clients

The first thing I have learned as a legal licensed courtesan is that in order to make your fantasies come true I need to truly listen to you and your needs and wants.  I enjoy listening to your stories, ideas, fantasies, and learning what makes you tick.  This gives me an advantage since it allows me to use every skill I have to make you feel good, let you enjoy yourself, and give you the best mind blowing orgasm you have ever had. So the ability to not only make our time together more enjoyable by showing you tricks I have learned in my own life experiences, but also those I have learned on porn sets.  But since I am a life long learner I love to research topics and then thru practice I do my best to perfect those new skills to make you my VIP and fulfill your fantasy.  On top of all that I really enjoy sex and being a courtesan. One of the other important parts of being good at sex is actually enjoying it.  I can honestly say that I do enjoy it and enjoy it even more when I see that you are enjoying yourself as well.

Here at the Love Ranch North, you’ll find ladies that are trained and practiced in the art of sex. Ladies that enjoy sharing their knowledge with you. Ladies that are patient and willing to train you. Ladies that are ready to share that art of sex.

Our ladies enjoy instructing and practicing with both men and women. You could come alone to learn what we have to offer, however consider bringing your lover with you. What better way to add a new thrill to a boring sex life than for both of you to work together, under our guidance, to become great lovers together. We love to work with couples to teach each of you things that you may not know to help you have a better sex life to enjoy a more satisfying and enjoyable orgasm. 

After you have learned from me or one of the other ladies, then you can truly enjoy great sex with the one you love or come to the Love Ranch North and have mind blowing sex with one of us.

Catrina Costa

A premier courtesan at Dennis Hof's Love Ranch, Catrina Costa is a porn star and MILF extraordinaire who is well known for her sophisticated yet naughty companionship.

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Legal Sex Worker: I’m Not a Sob Story

I’m Harley Lane, A legal courtesan for the World Famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch. I’m asked every now and then if something horrible happened to me or if I suffered any kind of trauma as a child, causing me to choose this line of work. There is a stereotype that all adult entertainers have had traumatic experiences and/or abusive childhoods. Many people mistakenly believe that only tragically flawed women would willingly choose to be sex workers in the brothels of Nevada.

Well, in my case, the answer is “No.” Not one horrific event happened in my life. I do not have “daddy issues” and I am not the product of a troubled or broken home. I had an amazing childhood and I am grateful for every moment of it.

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Harley Lane

Why people think I became a sex worker

It’s common for some to think that sex workers and adult entertainers are damaged goods. But why? Could it be that they’ve come across a couple of articles done by anti-prostitution activist and psychologist Dr. Melissa Farley? She claims that “familial abuse or neglect is almost universal among prostituted women” or that it’s a “’job’ for girls who lack emotional support, education, and employment opportunities?”  Fact is that many of the ladies working at the brothels here are very intelligent and well educated. We have ladies with Bachelors Degrees, Masters Degrees, even some working on their PhD’s. I have heard it time and time again growing up. that “Strippers have daddy issues” and that “hookers were abused” in some way. This isn’t the case for me or most of my fellow sex-workers here at Dennis Hof’s brothels. We share our stories and personal lives every now and then and all the ladies I’ve gotten to know have relatively normal and positive stories. So please don’t pity us.     

This is not to say that no sex workers have had troubled childhoods or have some sort of emotional baggage. In fact, the stereotype probably came about, in part, as a result of the fact that sex workers have a tendency to be more forthcoming about our pasts. Being sex workers, we share a very intimate part of ourselves with those who choose to spend time with us. Perhaps, having a less-than-perfect past is not as incriminating to us like it might be for a lawyer or a CEO, or even for the average blue collar worker.

Why do we perceive adult entertainers as damaged girls with a sob story and not retail or grocery sales employees? And why isn’t Dr. Farley conducting extensive research about the trauma women who work at Walmart experienced as children?

Unfortunately part of being human is that many of us judge others on their looks, their profession, and on their past experiences. Having a bad event happen in one’s youth or experiencing a rough past doesn’t necessarily determine a person’s profession. Just as being a licensed prostitute doesn’t mean I experienced horrors growing up. I chose this. I wasn’t forced into it. The fact is that I love and enjoy my work.

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Harley Lane

My background

I had a fairly average childhood growing up in Texas. Or what I think is normal anyway. I was loved and well taken care of. I had friends and a big family. We did almost everything together. I played softball competitively and was a Varsity Team member. I ran track, participated in stock show and loved the Rodeos. In school, I had good grades most of the time and played around during the boring classes like many kids do. I had dreamt of going to college and getting a degree. Like many young people, I changed my mind and changed it again. I think quickly on my feet and do well under pressure, not to mention I love excitement. That helped me make the decision to become a Paramedic. Which in turn helped me discover the Bunny Ranch thanks to a joke by some of the Paramedics I hung out with.

While studying and doing ambulance ride-outs, some peers of mine were having a discussion about how little First Responders make and how hard it can be at times. Jokingly they turned to me (I was the only female there) and said “At least you could always go work at the Bunny Ranch” I asked them what it was but they insisted it was only a joke and they didn’t want to “corrupt the sweet, innocent girl.” I was naturally curious so I searched on the internet and read about this amazing place. Legal, safe, and fun for a sexually-charged person like me! I couldn’t lock these naughty thoughts up in my head forever! I watched Cathouse for hours on end, researched what I could find and that was it. The Bunny Ranch was the place for me! A little over a year later I am still here, loving every minute and making great money. I have had amazing experiences, met some wonderful people, and made some good friends along the way.

Harley Lane today at Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch
Harley Lane today at Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch

 The REAL reason I am a sex worker

I’m a very sexually adventurous person. I’m open minded and love the feeling and sensation I get from pleasuring others and sincerely enjoy it myself. There are people like me out there — people so into sex that they desire to make a profession out of it. The legal brothels in Nevada are the only places in America where people like me could explore our unconventional interests, safely and healthily.

I’ve never had to worry about my safety here at the Bunny Ranch. All of the ladies are in a safe environment to enjoy doing what we do. While we all follow the law and use protection for any type of sexual contact, we are also tested weekly. This is not only to ensure a worry-free experience for our customers, but for our health as well. Most importantly, I have freedom to not to do anything I’m not comfortable with. I have the final say as to what type of sexual experiences I participate in. I call the shots. I’m in control.

I also love the affection I receive when I walk into the Bunny Ranch. It’s a warm welcoming feeling. Everyone meets you with open arms and makes you feel at home. We are all apart of something. Some girls say it’s like a sorority but to me, it’s family.

This is why I’m a legal sex worker.  It’s safe, legal, and I can do whatever I want with people I care about. I love and enjoy everything I do here as a working girl and wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world. The next time you’re with a sex worker, if she’s comfortable sharing that intimate piece of herself with you, ask her if she loves it and why she does this. Not that we owe anyone an explanation, but I don’t mind sharing my story. I’m happy to debunk the stereotype. 

Harley Lane

Harley Lane is a petite 5'1" Texas teen with a positive outlook on life and sex. Despite her youth, Harley is uncharacteristically sexually sophisticated, and is eager to show her clients everything she has to offer as a premier companion at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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Legal U.S. Sex Worker Calls On Trump to Defend Her Honor Against Putin Remarks

As a legal prostitute from Dennis Hof’s world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch I’m absolutely outraged over recent statements by Russia President Vladimir Putin claiming that Russian prostitutes are “undoubtedly the best in the world.”

Putin is the head of state of one of the most powerful nations on Earth and he’s arrogantly bragging about the quality of his country’s illegal, criminal-run, unregulated, disease-ridden, child-trafficking filled sex industry? This is an utterly abhorrent statement and, as a licensed and law-abiding prostitute operating in Nevada, I’m personally offended. 

As a vocal Donald Trump supporter I’m calling on my President-Elect to respond to the repulsive and fictitious claim made by the Russian President and defend my honor as an American working girl. The women who proudly work in Nevada’s brothels are the gold standard by which hookers throughout the world should be measured. We are the best in the world because we are licensed, safe, of legal age, and willingly chose this line of work. 

I’m sure the leader of the free world, a man I helped elect, will agree with me and stand up for the world’s best prostitutes. 

Harley Lane

Harley Lane is a petite 5'1" Texas teen with a positive outlook on life and sex. Despite her youth, Harley is uncharacteristically sexually sophisticated, and is eager to show her clients everything she has to offer as a premier companion at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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5 Reasons Married Men Should Visit Legal Prostitutes

So you have bingewatched Cathouse on HBO.  You have joined the Bunny Ranch message board and had fun chatting with all the lovely ladies.  You have completed extensive research on how to make it to the Reno area without raising any eyebrows.  All this and you still haven’t pulled the trigger and made it out to see us.  What is holding you back?  You may have some lingering questions in the back of your mind.  You say to yourself “Maybe this isn’t right for a married guy like me?”  Well, I am here to console your fears and put the doubt out of your mind.  I have compiled the most compelling reasons you should come see me (or one of my friends) at Dennis Hof’s Red Light District.

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River Song from Dennis Hof’s Sagebrush Ranch Near Reno, Nevada

1. Monogamy isn’t natural for men

Our society has rules to ensure the fringe stays in line with what comes natural to the majority of us.  We don’t murder, we don’t steal, we don’t assault, because not doing these things comes as natural to us as breathing or blinking.  However, monogamy doesn’t seem to come so easy.  Why?  Because it’s NOT NATURAL!  One day our society will catch up and this whole thing will pass.  Until then you will need a discreet partner to help you live more naturally.  Come see me, I can be your secret partner.

2. Your marriage has become a friendship

Many years ago you had a best friend and a lover.  As the years and your relationship have progressed, it seems you have a best friend who occasionally allows you access to “the goods.”  While you love your wife and have no intention of living without her, you don’t want a sterile mechanical sexual relationship.  You want that willing participant that rocked your world so many years ago.  Come see me, I will rock you.

3. A non-judgmental ear

You have spent a lifetime working to make yourself the best you can be.  Some days were smooth as silk.  Some days, however — some days felt like the weight of the world was sitting on your shoulders.  Those stressful days are hard to deal with.  Sometimes you need someone who listens to you, someone who won’t judge you for being vulnerable and having doubts.  I absolutely love to hear about you and what makes you tick. I also love getting naked and showing you what makes me tick.

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River Song is a mistress and confidante to several married men

4. Kinky secrets

You have sex regularly and she does her best to please.  However, you have a kinky side and want to try new things.  The problem is you don’t want to ask your wife, the mother of your children, to do those things.  Ask me to do them instead.  I specialize in “those things.”

5. Adventure

Probably the reason mentioned most often.  Sometimes you just feel the daily grind has extinguished any excitement in your life.  If you want the adventure back, come see me and the ladies of Nevada’s sex dens. I will make your sex life adventurous once again.

River Song

River is a vibrant, thirty-something, southern belle excited to make your acquaintance. This Simply Extraordinary legal courtesan, exclusive to The Sagebrush Ranch, will take you on a sexy trip through space and time.

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Sex Worker Reminds Us Why Yoga is Sexy

Hey Babes! I’m Mercedes, and I’m going to rock your world.

I want to show you a few basic yoga poses and the benefits they have to offer. Originating in ancient India as a physical, mental, and spiritual practice; Yoga has more recently traveled to the western world to take our physical drive up a notch. So, what do we know about sex and yoga?

From banging it downward doggy-style to reveling in the sex-friendliness of a flexible yogini, Yoga has increasingly become a popular influence in sexploration between starry-eyed lovers, and here’s why.

A regular yoga practice will:

  • tone the body
  • increase alertness and energy levels
  • Enhance libido, performance, and sexual satisfaction

Practicing yoga can support a rich, full and dynamic sex life. The poses featured here work directly to increase your circulation of blood flow to the pelvic area, and with this, energy and vitality follow. Circulation and increased blood flow are directly linked to level of arousal. Start using these poses in the bedroom today!

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Bridge Pose- Setu Bandha Sarvangasana

Why this pose is great:

• Stretches the chest, neck, and spine

• Stimulates abdominal organs, lungs, and thyroid

• Therapeutic and calming for the brain

• Energizing to the nervous system

Great for Sex Because:

Bridge pose activates ‘Mula Bandha’, the pelvic floor muscles-tightening and toning much like a Kegel exercise would. To find an optimal rhythm, I would suggest your partner start by gently thrusting in and out. As you both become comfortable, he can grab your waist or thighs and start pulling you towards him with each thrust.

His extra hand can be used to stimulate your clitoris. Try variating this pose by throwing one leg up against his shoulder to enjoy deeper penetration.

How to do it:

1. Begin by lying on your back, with both knees bent and feet flat on the floor hip width apart.

2. Arms are placed alongside the body with palms facing down. Fingertips lightly touching the heels.

3. Press the feet into the floor, inhale to raise the hips up.

4. Lightly squeeze the knees together. Press down into the arms and shoulders to lift the chest up.

Engage the legs, buttocks and mula bandha to lift the hips higher.

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Puppy Pose- Uttana Shishosana

Why this pose is great:

• Stretches the spine and shoulders

• This pose increases flexibility in the spine

• As an inversion, more blood is available to the heart and head

• Opens the back and chest to feel emotionally buoyant and physically energized

Great for Sex Because:

Who doesn’t love doggie style? Puppy pose calms the mind while invigorating the body. This sex position creates deeper penetration. You can variate by using a hand to stimulate the clit… or lightly grasp his balls (I find that most men love this!). Or… You can prop yourself up with a pillow to relax and enjoy the ride!

How to do it:

1. From Table position, tuck the toes under and walk your hands forward.

2. Spread the fingers wide apart.

3. Lift up through the tailbone to keep the spine straight and long.

4. Pull the shoulder blades together and down the back.

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Cobra- Bhujangasana

Why this pose is great:

• Strengthens the spine

• Stretches chest and lungs, shoulders, and abdomen

• Firms the buttocks

• Stimulates abdominal organs

• Relieves stress and fatigue

• Opens the heart and lungs

• Builds heat

Great for sex because:

Bhujangasana is said to awaken the raw life force energy of the kundalini.

This sex position creates a snug fit for your guy’s penis and he will feel even larger.

How to do it:

1. Lie on your belly with palms flat on the floor and elbows underneath shoulders.

4. Use your hands to pull your chest forward.

5. Shoulder blades should be pressing together and sliding down the back.

6. Legs together, thighs activated and abdomen should engage.

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Wide-Legged Forward Fold: Prasarita Padottanasana

Why this pose is great:

• Lengthens your hamstrings, calves, spinal column and core

• Strengthens feet, ankles, and legs

• Stimulates digestive, uro-genital, nervous and endocrine systems

• The inverted shape and the forward fold promotes a feeling of calmness

Great for Sex Because:

This sex position tightens the vaginal walls tighter and increases the intensity of the friction.

While supporting you with one hand, your partner can use the other to tickle your clitoris. If you want to play around with some light bondage, loosely have him tie your hands together with a silky scarf.

How to do it:

1. Your forward fold should come from hinging at the hips.

2. Engage the low abdomen to gently pull the belly up and in.

3. Palms can be flat to the floor or grasping the ankles.

4. Use the strength in your upper body to pull yourself deeper into the pose.

Recap: Yoga tones and strengthens your body in all of the right ways. It energizes the body from the inside out; sharpening your focus and improving your stamina. Yoga promotes deep and powerful breathing, which in turn will increase your oxygen intake and result in a sexy, confident state of being.

My favorite benefit from yoga, and the inspiration for my daily practice is the reward of enhanced awareness. Yoga allows us to harnesses our innate ability to live in the present moment. Imagine how our lives could be changed for the better by the simple act of allowing ourselves to become more aligned and in sync with our senses.

Wishing you totally paramount and liberating love-fueled experiences!

Mercedes

Sexy and fit, Mercedes is the luxury companion with a body that can do things you won't believe. A headliner at Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Mercedes looks forward to turning every single one of your sexual fantasies into sweet memories.

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