Category: Featured

A lot of people will tell you that great sex can only be between two people that are truly in love. And, don’t get me wrong, sex between two people in love can be truly great, however, just because you are in love does not mean you are likely to have great sex…let alone even good sex.

Now you might remember the first time you had sex with a new partner, or even your spouse. You might remember it being the best sex of your life. But if you really think back, how was it a week or a month later? Not as good, was it? In fact, if you are honest, it was boring, plain, uninspired, and probably the worst sex of your life. Why is that? The first time we have sex it is blinded by the excitement of something new, and in some cases it has just been so long that any sex would be better than none! We ignore all the bad things in the excitement of the moment. Eventually, as the novelty wears off, we begin to realize there are more “bad things” than good things and the sex becomes just another activity, if we even continue to have sex at all.

Why are there more “bad things” than “good things” in our sexual activity with someone we love? Simply because most people don’t know how to do sex “right.” They have no real skill in the art of “making love.”  They rush thru every aspect of sex without taking time to enjoy each other or the feelings that are going on within their bodies. They try as many positions as they can think of without knowing why they are trying them or if they actually even feel good.  They just know they saw them somewhere.  They try to seem experienced by what they think they are doing right when in reality they are not. But no one says a thing so nothing changes.

How did you find out about sex? Maybe you experimented in the back seat of a car with someone equally inept, repeating what felt good. Is that the best way to learn a new skill? To develop an art? Just fumble along, the blind leading the blind? Think about it how much do you really know about having sex. What do you know about pleasing another person…what do you know about pleasing yourself. Could you help someone learn to please you? No, then how do you expect your sex life to get any better by following the same pattern.

Maybe you read or watch porn. Perhaps you even learned a technique or two that actually work in the real world. Most guys just end up angering, or even hurting, their partner by trying something impractical they saw in porn. Not every position you see in porn is designed to be used during your sexual encounter, they are not what feels best, but are what is best for the camera angle.  Think about it? Men, have you ever had a lady climb on top for sex? How many of them chose to face your feet in the position seen in virtually every porn “Reverse Cowgirl”? I’ll bet none of them (if you have had one choose that position, take that as a hint and check your breath next time!). Why? Why is that position in nearly every porn but never in real life? Because it doesn’t feel as good for the lady, and generally women like to look into your eyes, to see you. So if it doesn’t feel good, doesn’t offer connection why is it in so many porns? Because it looks great on camera. That is right just because it looks good on camera does not mean it feels good in reality. So remember that if you want to make a hot sex tape, but forget that position if you want your lady to enjoy the session! I could go on about other positions in porn’s that are downright awkward and uncomfortable, and even a few that are downright dangerous. I have been in porn films, and if you watch carefully, the non-porn positions are generally the ones in which you’ll see me cumming (over and over and over again!).

With the experience I have had in my private life, in porn, and as a legal licensed courtesan I maintain that the best sex is with someone who is experienced. The one who has practiced the art of making sex enjoyable for both parties. Someone with the skills and knowledge to not only make the current session more fulfilling but to raise your level of knowledge and experience, to make you a better lover in the process.

The first thing I have learned as a legal licensed courtesan is that in order to make your fantasies come true I need to truly listen to you and your needs and wants.  I enjoy listening to your stories, ideas, fantasies, and learning what makes you tick.  This gives me an advantage since it allows me to use every skill I have to make you feel good, let you enjoy yourself, and give you the best mind blowing orgasm you have ever had. So the ability to not only make our time together more enjoyable by showing you tricks I have learned in my own life experiences, but also those I have learned on porn sets.  But since I am a life long learner I love to research topics and then thru practice I do my best to perfect those new skills to make you my VIP and fulfill your fantasy.  On top of all that I really enjoy sex and being a courtesan. One of the other important parts of being good at sex is actually enjoying it.  I can honestly say that I do enjoy it and enjoy it even more when I see that you are enjoying yourself as well.

Here at the Love Ranch North, you’ll find ladies that are trained and practiced in the art of sex. Ladies that enjoy sharing their knowledge with you. Ladies that are patient and willing to train you. Ladies that are ready to share that art of sex.

Our ladies enjoy instructing and practicing with both men and women. You could come alone to learn what we have to offer, however consider bringing your lover with you. What better way to add a new thrill to a boring sex life than for both of you to work together, under our guidance, to become great lovers together. We love to work with couples to teach each of you things that you may not know to help you have a better sex life to enjoy a more satisfying and enjoyable orgasm. 

After you have learned from me or one of the other ladies, then you can truly enjoy great sex with the one you love or come to the Love Ranch North and have mind blowing sex with one of us.

So you have binge–watched Cathouse on HBO.  You have joined the Bunny Ranch message board and had fun chatting with all the lovely ladies.  You have completed extensive research on how to make it to the Reno area without raising any eyebrows.  All this and you still haven’t pulled the trigger and made it out to see us.  What is holding you back?  You may have some lingering questions in the back of your mind.  You say to yourself “Maybe this isn’t right for a married guy like me?”  Well, I am here to console your fears and put the doubt out of your mind.  I have compiled the most compelling reasons you should come see me (or one of my friends) at Dennis Hof’s Red Light District.

1. Monogamy isn’t natural for men

Our society has rules to ensure the fringe stays in line with what comes natural to the majority of us.  We don’t murder, we don’t steal, we don’t assault, because not doing these things comes as natural to us as breathing or blinking.  However, monogamy doesn’t seem to come so easy.  Why?  Because it’s NOT NATURAL!  One day our society will catch up and this whole thing will pass.  Until then you will need a discreet partner to help you live more naturally.  Come see me, I can be your secret partner.

2. Your marriage has become a friendship

Many years ago you had a best friend and a lover.  As the years and your relationship have progressed, it seems you have a best friend who occasionally allows you access to “the goods.”  While you love your wife and have no intention of living without her, you don’t want a sterile mechanical sexual relationship.  You want that willing participant that rocked your world so many years ago.  Come see me, I will rock you.

3. A non-judgmental ear

You have spent a lifetime working to make yourself the best you can be.  Some days were smooth as silk.  Some days, however — some days felt like the weight of the world was sitting on your shoulders.  Those stressful days are hard to deal with.  Sometimes you need someone who listens to you, someone who won’t judge you for being vulnerable and having doubts.  I absolutely love to hear about you and what makes you tick. I also love getting naked and showing you what makes me tick.

4. Kinky secrets

You have sex regularly and she does her best to please.  However, you have a kinky side and want to try new things.  The problem is you don’t want to ask your wife, the mother of your children, to do those things.  Ask me to do them instead.  I specialize in “those things.”

5. Adventure

Probably the reason mentioned most often.  Sometimes you just feel the daily grind has extinguished any excitement in your life.  If you want the adventure back, come see me and the ladies of Nevada’s sex dens. I will make your sex life adventurous once again.

Hey Babes! I’m Mercedes, and I’m going to rock your world.

I want to show you a few basic yoga poses and the benefits they have to offer. Originating in ancient India as a physical, mental, and spiritual practice; Yoga has more recently traveled to the western world to take our physical drive up a notch. So, what do we know about sex and yoga?

From banging it downward doggy-style to reveling in the sex-friendliness of a flexible yogini, Yoga has increasingly become a popular influence in sexploration between starry-eyed lovers, and here’s why.

A regular yoga practice will:

• tone the body
• increase alertness and energy levels
• Enhance libido, performance, and sexual satisfaction

Practicing yoga can support a rich, full and dynamic sex life. The poses featured here work directly to increase your circulation of blood flow to the pelvic area, and with this, energy and vitality follow. Circulation and increased blood flow are directly linked to level of arousal. Start using these poses in the bedroom today!

Bridge Pose- Setu Bandha Sarvangasana

Why this pose is great:

• Stretches the chest, neck, and spine

• Stimulates abdominal organs, lungs, and thyroid

• Therapeutic and calming for the brain

• Energizing to the nervous system

Great for Sex Because:

Bridge pose activates ‘Mula Bandha’, the pelvic floor muscles-tightening and toning much like a Kegel exercise would. To find an optimal rhythm, I would suggest your partner start by gently thrusting in and out. As you both become comfortable, he can grab your waist or thighs and start pulling you towards him with each thrust.

His extra hand can be used to stimulate your clitoris. Try variating this pose by throwing one leg up against his shoulder to enjoy deeper penetration.

How to do it:

1. Begin by lying on your back, with both knees bent and feet flat on the floor hip width apart.

2. Arms are placed alongside the body with palms facing down. Fingertips lightly touching the heels.

3. Press the feet into the floor, inhale to raise the hips up.

4. Lightly squeeze the knees together. Press down into the arms and shoulders to lift the chest up.

Engage the legs, buttocks and mula bandha to lift the hips higher.

Puppy Pose- Uttana Shishosana

Why this pose is great:

• Stretches the spine and shoulders

• This pose increases flexibility in the spine

• As an inversion, more blood is available to the heart and head

• Opens the back and chest to feel emotionally buoyant and physically energized

Great for Sex Because:

Who doesn’t love doggie style? Puppy pose calms the mind while invigorating the body. This sex position creates deeper penetration. You can variate by using a hand to stimulate the clit… or lightly grasp his balls (I find that most men love this!). Or… You can prop yourself up with a pillow to relax and enjoy the ride!

How to do it:

1. From Table position, tuck the toes under and walk your hands forward.

2. Spread the fingers wide apart.

3. Lift up through the tailbone to keep the spine straight and long.

4. Pull the shoulder blades together and down the back.

Cobra- Bhujangasana

Why this pose is great:

• Strengthens the spine

• Stretches chest and lungs, shoulders, and abdomen

• Firms the buttocks

• Stimulates abdominal organs

• Relieves stress and fatigue

• Opens the heart and lungs

• Builds heat

Great for sex because:

Bhujangasana is said to awaken the raw life force energy of the kundalini.

This sex position creates a snug fit for your guy’s penis and he will feel even larger.

How to do it:

1. Lie on your belly with palms flat on the floor and elbows underneath shoulders.

4. Use your hands to pull your chest forward.

5. Shoulder blades should be pressing together and sliding down the back.

6. Legs together, thighs activated and abdomen should engage.

Wide-Legged Forward Fold: Prasarita Padottanasana

Why this pose is great:

• Lengthens your hamstrings, calves, spinal column and core

• Strengthens feet, ankles, and legs

• Stimulates digestive, uro-genital, nervous and endocrine systems

• The inverted shape and the forward fold promotes a feeling of calmness

Great for Sex Because:

This sex position tightens the vaginal walls tighter and increases the intensity of the friction.

While supporting you with one hand, your partner can use the other to tickle your clitoris. If you want to play around with some light bondage, loosely have him tie your hands together with a silky scarf.

How to do it:

1. Your forward fold should come from hinging at the hips.

2. Engage the low abdomen to gently pull the belly up and in.

3. Palms can be flat to the floor or grasping the ankles.

4. Use the strength in your upper body to pull yourself deeper into the pose.

Recap: Yoga tones and strengthens your body in all of the right ways. It energizes the body from the inside out; sharpening your focus and improving your stamina. Yoga promotes deep and powerful breathing, which in turn will increase your oxygen intake and result in a sexy, confident state of being.

My favorite benefit from yoga, and the inspiration for my daily practice is the reward of enhanced awareness. Yoga allows us to harnesses our innate ability to live in the present moment. Imagine how our lives could be changed for the better by the simple act of allowing ourselves to become more aligned and in sync with our senses.

Wishing you totally paramount and liberating love-fueled experiences!