As a legal prostitute from Dennis Hof’s world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch I’m absolutely outraged over recent statements by Russia President Vladimir Putin claiming that Russian prostitutes are “undoubtedly the best in the world.”
Putin is the head of state of one of the most powerful nations on Earth and he’s arrogantly bragging about the quality of his country’s illegal, criminal-run, unregulated, disease-ridden, child-trafficking filled sex industry? This is an utterly abhorrent statement and, as a licensed and law-abiding prostitute operating in Nevada, I’m personally offended.
As a vocal Donald Trump supporter I’m calling on my President-Elect to respond to the repulsive and fictitious claim made by the Russian President and defend my honor as an American working girl. The women who proudly work in Nevada’s brothels are the gold standard by which hookers throughout the world should be measured. We are the best in the world because we are licensed, safe, of legal age, and willingly chose this line of work.
I’m sure the leader of the free world, a man I helped elect, will agree with me and stand up for the world’s best prostitutes.
Harley Lane is a petite 5'1" Texas teen with a positive outlook on life and sex. Despite her youth, Harley is uncharacteristically sexually sophisticated, and is eager to show her clients everything she has to offer as a premier companion at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.
Soyouhavebinge–watchedCathouseonHBO.YouhavejoinedtheBunny Ranch message boardandhadfunchattingwithallthelovelyladies.Youhavecompletedextensiveresearchonhowtomakeitto the Reno areawithoutraisinganyeyebrows.Allthisandyoustillhaven’tpulledthetriggerandmadeitouttoseeus.Whatisholdingyouback?Youmayhavesomelingeringquestionsinthebackofyourmind.Yousaytoyourself“Maybethisisn’trightfor a married guy like me?”Well,Iamheretoconsoleyourfearsandputthedoubtoutofyourmind.Ihavecompiledthemostcompellingreasonsyoushouldcomeseeme (oroneofmyfriends) at Dennis Hof’s Red Light District.
River Song from Dennis Hof’s Sagebrush Ranch Near Reno, Nevada
1. Monogamyisn’tnaturalformen
Our society has rules to ensure the fringe stays in line with what comes natural to the majority of us.We don’t murder, we don’t steal, we don’t assault, because not doing these things comes as natural to us as breathing or blinking.However, monogamy doesn’t seem to come so easy.Why?Because it’s NOT NATURAL!One day our society will catch up and this whole thing will pass.Until then you will need a discreet partner to help you live more naturally.Come see me, I can be your secret partner.
2. Your marriage has become a friendship
Many years ago you had a best friend and a lover.As the years and your relationship have progressed, it seems you have a best friend who occasionally allows you access to “the goods.”While you love your wife and have no intention of living without her, you don’t want a sterile mechanical sexual relationship.You want that willing participant that rocked your world so many years ago.Come see me, I will rock you.
3. A non-judgmental ear
You have spent a lifetime working to make yourself the best you can be.Some days were smooth as silk.Some days, however — some days felt like the weight of the world was sitting on your shoulders.Those stressful days are hard to deal with.Sometimes you need someone who listens to you, someone who won’t judge you for being vulnerable and having doubts.I absolutely love to hear about you and what makes you tick. I also love getting naked and showing you what makes me tick.
River Song is a mistress and confidante to several married men
4. Kinky secrets
You have sex regularly and she does her best to please.However, you have a kinky side and want to try new things.The problem is you don’t want to ask your wife, the mother of your children, to do those things.Ask me to do them instead.I specialize in “those things.”
5. Adventure
Probably the reason mentioned most often.Sometimes you just feel the daily grind has extinguished any excitement in your life.If you want the adventure back, come see me and the ladies of Nevada’s sex dens. I will make your sex life adventurous once again.
River is a vibrant, thirty-something, southern belle excited to make your acquaintance. This Simply Extraordinary legal courtesan, exclusive to The Sagebrush Ranch, will take you on a sexy trip through space and time.
Hey Babes! I’m Mercedes, and I’m going to rock your world.
I want to show you a few basic yoga poses and the benefits they have to offer. Originating in ancient India as a physical, mental, and spiritual practice; Yoga has more recently traveled to the western world to take our physical drive up a notch. So, what do we know about sex and yoga?
From banging it downward doggy-style to reveling in the sex-friendliness of a flexible yogini, Yoga has increasingly become a popular influence in sexploration between starry-eyed lovers, and here’s why.
A regular yoga practice will:
tone the body
increase alertness and energy levels
Enhance libido, performance, and sexual satisfaction
Practicing yoga can support a rich, full and dynamic sex life. The poses featured here work directly to increase your circulation of blood flow to the pelvic area, and with this, energy and vitality follow. Circulation and increased blood flow are directly linked to level of arousal. Start using these poses in the bedroom today!
Bridge Pose- Setu Bandha Sarvangasana
Why this pose is great:
• Stretches the chest, neck, and spine
• Stimulates abdominal organs, lungs, and thyroid
• Therapeutic and calming for the brain
• Energizing to the nervous system
Great for Sex Because:
Bridge pose activates ‘Mula Bandha’, the pelvic floor muscles-tightening and toning much like a Kegel exercise would. To find an optimal rhythm, I would suggest your partner start by gently thrusting in and out. As you both become comfortable, he can grab your waist or thighs and start pulling you towards him with each thrust.
His extra hand can be used to stimulate your clitoris. Try variating this pose by throwing one leg up against his shoulder to enjoy deeper penetration.
How to do it:
1. Begin by lying on your back, with both knees bent and feet flat on the floor hip width apart.
2. Arms are placed alongside the body with palms facing down. Fingertips lightly touching the heels.
3. Press the feet into the floor, inhale to raise the hips up.
4. Lightly squeeze the knees together. Press down into the arms and shoulders to lift the chest up.
Engage the legs, buttocks and mula bandha to lift the hips higher.
Puppy Pose- Uttana Shishosana
Why this pose is great:
• Stretches the spine and shoulders
• This pose increases flexibility in the spine
• As an inversion, more blood is available to the heart and head
• Opens the back and chest to feel emotionally buoyant and physically energized
Great for Sex Because:
Who doesn’t love doggie style? Puppy pose calms the mind while invigorating the body. This sex position creates deeper penetration. You can variate by using a hand to stimulate the clit… or lightly grasp his balls (I find that most men love this!). Or… You can prop yourself up with a pillow to relax and enjoy the ride!
How to do it:
1. From Table position, tuck the toes under and walk your hands forward.
2. Spread the fingers wide apart.
3. Lift up through the tailbone to keep the spine straight and long.
4. Pull the shoulder blades together and down the back.
Cobra- Bhujangasana
Why this pose is great:
• Strengthens the spine
• Stretches chest and lungs, shoulders, and abdomen
• Firms the buttocks
• Stimulates abdominal organs
• Relieves stress and fatigue
• Opens the heart and lungs
• Builds heat
Great for sex because:
Bhujangasana is said to awaken the raw life force energy of the kundalini.
This sex position creates a snug fit for your guy’s penis and he will feel even larger.
How to do it:
1. Lie on your belly with palms flat on the floor and elbows underneath shoulders.
4. Use your hands to pull your chest forward.
5. Shoulder blades should be pressing together and sliding down the back.
6. Legs together, thighs activated and abdomen should engage.
Wide-Legged Forward Fold: Prasarita Padottanasana
Why this pose is great:
• Lengthens your hamstrings, calves, spinal column and core
• Strengthens feet, ankles, and legs
• Stimulates digestive, uro-genital, nervous and endocrine systems
• The inverted shape and the forward fold promotes a feeling of calmness
Great for Sex Because:
This sex position tightens the vaginal walls tighter and increases the intensity of the friction.
While supporting you with one hand, your partner can use the other to tickle your clitoris. If you want to play around with some light bondage, loosely have him tie your hands together with a silky scarf.
How to do it:
1. Your forward fold should come from hinging at the hips.
2. Engage the low abdomen to gently pull the belly up and in.
3. Palms can be flat to the floor or grasping the ankles.
4. Use the strength in your upper body to pull yourself deeper into the pose.
Recap: Yoga tones and strengthens your body in all of the right ways. It energizes the body from the inside out; sharpening your focus and improving your stamina. Yoga promotes deep and powerful breathing, which in turn will increase your oxygen intake and result in a sexy, confident state of being.
My favorite benefit from yoga, and the inspiration for my daily practice is the reward of enhanced awareness. Yoga allows us to harnesses our innate ability to live in the present moment. Imagine how our lives could be changed for the better by the simple act of allowing ourselves to become more aligned and in sync with our senses.
Wishing you totally paramount and liberating love-fueled experiences!
Sexy and fit, Mercedes is the luxury companion with a body that can do things you won't believe. A headliner at Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Mercedes looks forward to turning every single one of your sexual fantasies into sweet memories.
When I decided to go into sex work about five years ago to make some extra cash and pay off a loan, I did what a lot of girls in the San Francisco Bay Area did: I purchased a wide variety of lingerie, armed myself with some sex toys and ample prophylactics, and placed a few ads on Backpage and a couple of other escort directories catering to Silicon Valley. In no time at all the calls started coming in, and I fairly quickly managed to transform myself into one of the most sought after call girls in a 100 mile radius of Palo Alto. I was an independent-minded sex work powerhouse, catering to the tech industry’s best and brightest — and I was making bank.
After a while I began to start taking sex work more seriously. After all, I was consistently making a good living, I was extremely good at what I was doing, and I really enjoyed being with these sweet clients and helping them achieve the best orgasms of their lives. I was ready to make a career out of being an escort. The problem was, what I was doing was not only illegal, but also potentially dangerous. I knew that if I wanted to take the next step, I had to make the move to Nevada and go legit at one of Dennis Hof’s licensed brothels. So, here I am…and here’s why I decided to move my Silicon Valley sex business to beautiful Northern Nevada.
A serious businesswoman requires a serious business
I’m for real. I’m no longer operating as a call girl in a short-term capacity to pay an outstanding debt. I’m making sexual fantasies come true full-time now, and I need to operate in an environment that provides me with the infrastructure and support I need to maximize my opportunities and magnify what I can offer my clientele. When I was operating illegally, I was constantly worrying about logistics — booking hotel rooms, driving around frantically chasing leads (many of which got cold feet at the last minute), managing my ads and marketing, all while avoiding anything that looked like a law enforcement sting. It was hectic and anxiety-inducing. Working legally at a brothel, I don’t have to be anxious about the logistics because the operational infrastructure is already in place. VIP accommodations, limo drivers, security personnel, cleaning and maintenance — it’s all here at my disposal. As a full-time licensed sex worker, all I need to worry about is relaxing and providing the best possible sensual companionship for my lovers.
No more risk means an anxiety-free occupation
A few years ago, a lot of the sex workers catering to high-level tech entrepreneurs got a wake-up call when Google executive Forrest Timothy Hayes died on his yacht in a drug-related incident with a call girl. The event sent shockwaves through the California sex and tech industry and it really hit home that an unregulated prostitution environment could be dangerous. The lack of any kind of standards and the proliferation of illegal drug use can, at times, create a recipe for disaster that women like myself want to avoid at all costs. Thankfully, my legal brothel environment is drug-free, crime-free, STD-free, and anxiety-free — and that leaves room for a lot of hot, naughty sex.
Why go to Silicon Vally when Silicon Valley can come to me?
I spent so much time hustling like a mother in the Bay Area, constantly on the phone with potential clients chasing every lead I could garner while managing multiple appointments. Little did I know that just a few hours drive away was Silicon Valley’s naughty little secret. The brothels of Northern Nevada are the sex getaways that many of my clients have been visiting since the 90’s. In fact, it was one of my tech clients that told me about Nevada’s brothels after he discovered that I was looking for a more permanent situation. My new home-away-from-home at the Kit Kat Ranch near Reno, Nevada is everything I could have hoped for. A luxurious locale where the clients I adore can continue to frequent and discreetly enjoy risk-free sex with a beautiful and amorous woman. I’m home! Let’s get to work!
Tiffany Garcia is the VIP confidante for discerning gentlemen seeking discreet erotic experiences and the finest in one-on-one companionship. She is currently available at Dennis Hof's Kit Kat Ranch in Northern Nevada.
There’s an old saying in the kink world: “Your Kink is not my Kink, and thats okay!” It’s high time America steps up and takes on this saying as well. Recently there has been some unverified news that our soon to be president, Donald Trump, may have hired sex workers to perform a sex act known as a “golden shower.” For those who are not familiar with the term, a golden shower is a sex act involving urinating on someone, or being urinated on. Now I imagine the vast majority of readers just wrinkled their nose at the mere thought of being a part of this act. That’s a totally normal response, and totally okay! What isn’t okay is to take to social media with the hashtags #GoldenGate and #peeotus and slut-shame our President to be.
Sure, its not what most would choose, and not what most people would imagine our POTUS to be interested in. But lets face it — our country certainly has a precedent for having a president’s sex life and sex interests exposed. Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky — we all still remember that. We as a country love gossip, and happily spread the news of our government official’s sexual exploits. But is this really the kind of image we want to portray to the rest of the world? I propose a healthy, legal solution for public figures looking to add a little kink to their sex lives: Visit a legal Nevada sex worker. Here are a few reasons why they should…
Alice Little from Dennis Hof’s Sagebrush Ranch near Reno, Nevada
1. We’re Discreet
From your blue collar every day American right up to the POTUS, your privacy is important to us. We’re not going to out you, or reveal what your interests are. Rather than allegedly seeking the services of illegal escorts, perhaps Trump should have reached out to one of the ladies here at America’s Red Light District.
2. We’re Legal
It is 100% legal to pay for sex or kink services at a Nevada Brothel. We even use discreet billing for your added protection! This is the perfect solution for those high-up government officials wanting to avoid sex scandals.
3. We’re Non Judgmental
It’s perfectly okay to explore your fantasies at as brothel, be that being urinated on, tied up, or having the wild orgy of your dreams. We’re in the business of making fantasies into reality. If you want to have the Bill Clinton experience and receive a blowjob from your sexy secretary while sitting at your desk — we can make that happen.
4. We’re not owned by foreign interests
Concerned that your urinary yearnings will lead to pissing off foreign heads of state who may look to rain on your political aspirations? America’s Red Light District is owned by a red blooded, weapon waving patriot in fellow television reality TV star Dennis Hof, and you can rest assured that he has no interest in telling any intelligence agencies where you’ve been marking your territory. Hell, he thought “kompromat” was a place that people who live in apartments go to do their laundry! Wet his bed all you like…Our sheets are always maintained as lily white for your ideological comfort.
My closing thoughts are that it’s never okay to shame someone else’s sexual interests, even if they are the president-to-be’s. For those wanting to avoid such public shaming, stigma, and judgement, seek out the services offered here in Nevada. You take your car to a mechanic to get it fixed; in turn, you come to a Nevada Brothel to live out your sexual fantasies. A final message for Trump: In the event that you do have the urge to enjoy a little tinkle and sprinkle, please, save our country and yourself from further public humiliation, and come spend some time here at your legal Nevada brothels. I promise you’ll have the time of your life.
Alice Little is a 4’8” red-headed cutie with a super-fit, all-natural body -- but don’t let her small stature deceive you. This friendly firebox is a pocket-sized sexual powerhouse with unparalleled lovemaking skills. A part-time girlfriend coveted by both men and women, Alice will make you feel right at home at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.
Backpage.com, the number one resource in America that facilitates hookups between unscreened customers and illegal prostitutes–including forced child prostitutes–has shut down its adult services section.
To which I say, good riddance scumbags!
It was recently revealed that Backpage.com moderators were instructed to routinely delete incriminating words from the website’s ads, and that the site filtered out terms like “teenage” and “school girl” so that it would be less-obvious that the site was a tool for sex traffickers seeking to use Backpage.com’s vast reach to advertise sex with minors. After a brutally incriminating report from a Senate panel and mounting pressure from the government, Backpage.com closed its adult ad section, crying “censorship,” and vowing to continue to fight for its right to exist.
Well, I have a message for Backpage.com CEO Carl Ferrer: Give it up! It’s over!
Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch and six other legal brothels in Nevada
Change Is On The Horizon
The revelation that the people who run Backpage.com are morally bankrupt individuals who, through their business practices and procedures, worked to support sex traffickers for years, speaks volumes about the dangers of not having regulated prostitution throughout the United States. It’s time to take a good, hard look at the cesspool that is the illegal prostitution industry, and start to change things for the better.
There are really no such things as “escort agencies,” “sugar dating” websites, and the like — these are merely fronts and euphemisms used by criminal pimps, sex traffickers, and unregulated prostitutes to hide from the law. Well, this week we learned that they can’t hide forever.
I strongly believe that law enforcement will continue its assault against the illegal sex industry, and that the days of our elected officials “looking the other way” and allowing prostitution to illegally occur in the casinos of Las Vegas, the hotels of New York City, and in every dark alley and abandoned building across this great land, will soon be over. There is too much at stake for Spitzer-like officials to practice hypocrisy while children are being exploited.
The shuttering of Backpage.com will mark the beginning of the crumbling of America’s modern illegal prostitution infrastructure, and reinforce the necessity that prostitution be legalized throughout the United States, beyond the rural areas of Nevada where regulated prostitution has proved to be a successful, safe, and sustainable socio-economic construct for consenting adults desiring to engage in pay-for-play sex.
Legalize prostitution across America. Do it. Now! Legal Nevada brothels have been operating for nearly fifty years, proving that regulated prostitution works. It works to ensure that no underage person is employed as a prostitute. It works to assure that no person engaging in legal prostitution has any chance of contracting a sexually transmitted disease. And it works to protect the safety and health of the adults who participate in this age-old trade.
Take prostitution off the streets and away from the child traffickers and put it in the hands of lawful businesspersons like myself. Let the end of Backpage.com be the beginning of a new age in adult entertainment, and mark a future where sexual adventure is legally available to adults everywhere – while our children sleep safely at night.
Dennis Hof is the charismatic owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, the most famous legal brothel in the history of the world and subject of the smash hit HBO series “Cathouse.” Hof owns a total of seven licensed brothels throughout the state of Nevada including the Love Ranch, the Sagebrush Ranch, the Kit Kat Ranch, and the Alien Cathouse. Hof has lectured at Oxford, Trinity, the Sorbonne and hundreds of other major universities, colleges and public events around the globe and he is the author of the best-selling book, “The Art Of The Pimp: A Love Story” published by Regan Arts.
You can easily find lists of the world’s most successful athletes, highest paid celebrities, or even the biggest porn stars, but you will be hard-pressed to find information about the planet’s top working girls. After all, prostitution is illegal in over 100 countries, and criminalized in all areas of the United States, except for a few counties in the State of Nevada. Because of the stigma faced by sex workers across the globe and the criminal element that permeates illegal prostitution, there is no equivalent of a “Forbes list” for legal prostitutes — or a nationally broadcast awards show that celebrates the regulated prostitution industry.
As a woman with decades of experience in the sex work industry as a Madam and General Manager for six of Dennis Hof’s legal brothels here in Nevada, this makes me sad. The women who work for Dennis are some of the most entrepreneurial, compassionate, and hard-working people I’ve ever met, and they achieve their impressive business objectives in the face of constant adversity and stereotyping by the moral majority. In my opinion, no women deserve to be honored more than the ladies of America’s Red Light District.
Today, for the first time, I’m publicly releasing a list of Dennis Hof’s most successful working girls from the past year. These are the women who have distinguished themselves as the top earners in the most profitable brothels in history. They are inarguably the World’s Most Successful Prostitutes, and they’ve earned that title in the thoroughly legal, safe, healthy, and nurturing environment of our world-famous sex palaces.
Thanks to all of the working girls who made 2016 our best year ever, and thanks to all of our wonderful customers and friends who continue to contribute to the unprecedented success of Dennis Hof’s legal brothel empire! You are all the light of my life and you make having the best job in the world even better.
Alice Little
Don’t let her small stature fool you! This 4’8” redhead will charm your pants off before you can say “Wonderland.” Lovely Alice Little from the Sagebrush Ranch is our “breakout girl” of 2016. In her first year as a working girl, Alice miraculously skyrocketed to success as our overall top booker. What’s her secret? Maybe it’s time for you to find out…
Air Force Amy
MSNBC has called her a “Living legend in the world of sex,” and Air Force Amy from the Moonlite Bunny Ranch once again effortlessly lives up to that title. The stunning star of HBO’s Cathouse continues to be one of the most in-demand working girls on Earth, and the star-spangled sex queen has no intention of slowing down in 2017! She is the Bunny of the Decade and represents the gold standard of sex work to which many working girls aspire.
Caressa Kisses
Coveted and beloved by devoted men and women from all over the world, gorgeous Caressa Kisses from the Moonlite Bunny Ranch is one of the most desired sexual companions of the 21st century. Recently featured in a one hour episode of CNN’s This Is Life With Lisa Ling, Caressa is a deeply compassionate companion who has tremendously enhanced the lives of her cherished clientele. She looks forward to being the intimate confidante to her current and future customers in 2017.
Shelby Star
The Texas-born girl-next-door that people just can’t seem to get enough of, Shelby Star from the Love Ranch North is the warmhearted and sympathetic lover desired by thousands. Known for providing a genuine “Girlfriend Experience,” Shelby has established herself as a top companion for several years now, and she is eager to please in the years to come…
Ivy Mae
The life of the party, Ivy Mae from the Kit Kat Ranch can bring even the shyest customers out of their shell. This sporty sex-kitten has an infectious enthusiasm that will take you away from your worries and into a realm of unbridled sensual pleasure. A young woman bursting with positivity, it’s no wonder that clients come to see her again and again.
Cumisha Amado
Star of over 300 adult films, Cumisha Amado from the Kit Kat Ranch is the porn star who is ready, willing, and very able to show any customer the time of his or her life! This multi-lingual sex icon is a graduate of San Francisco State University, a Registered Nurse (OB/GYN), and had 2 scholarships to Julliard School of Music for Piano in Classical Music – ask her to play a song for you before you both make beautiful music together.
Sunny Lane
The Girl Next Door Turned Hardcore, multi-award winning Adult Film Actress and XXX Star Sunny Lane from the Love Ranch South has taken Las Vegas by storm! The headliner at Dennis Hof’s famous Southern Nevada destination, Sunny has had unprecedented success turning her client’s pornographic fantasies into sexy, unforgettable realities in the legal and private setting of the Vegas-area brothel.
Melissa Kiss
The top working girl from Dennis Hof’s second location near Las Vegas, Melissa Kiss from the Alien Cathouse has an eclectic sexual repertoire that will make your head spin. While specializing in a tender and romantic “Girlfriend Experience,” Melissa is a sexual chameleon who can cater to any and all of your fantasies: Taboo Role-Play, Stockings, Foot Worship, Light Bondage, Sissification, Sensual Domination, Financial Domination, Humiliation, Spankings, Golden Showers, and so much more. If you crave it, Melissa has the skills to satiate your every desire.
Madam Suzette is the General Manager of Dennis Hof's adult entertainment empire, which includes the world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch and six other brothels in the State of Nevada.
2016 has been one of the best years of my life. I met several of my financial and personal goals, so a few weeks ago I treated myself to a custom-built gaming PC. The setup that I invested in was around $3,000 and my career as a legal prostitute financed this purchase. This is something that I’ve been interested in doing for myself since 2011 so I’m excited to see where my investment takes me. I’m an avid consumer of things like Youtube and Twitch TV so I could see myself being a content creator for a platform like that in the future and of course that would require a high end machine to stream and edit videos on. I’m still learning about how to utilize these tools, but I feel like being a sex worker has really opened up a lot of opportunities in my youth that I wouldn’t have had access to otherwise. It’s not the most orthodox way of achieving your dreams but it’s definitely one of the more interesting paths to take.
I’ve always been a fan of the Role Playing genre, so I’ve been playing games like Pokemon and The Elder Scrolls for years now. I love the feeling of discovering a new world and customizing my character to the role I feel like getting into for that playthrough. If a franchise has lots of charming lore and easter eggs then I’ll happily spend hours learning every little secret that its universe provides. I refer back to The Elder Scrolls many times because Bethesda’s work offers everything in a game that I crave. I wish I would have found out about the series sooner! I started with The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion in 2010 and noticed that it had a sense of wonder to it, just like the feeling that I got when playing Pokemon as a kid. Oblivion is such a charming game, there’s something very satisfying about finding an enchanted ring in a dark cavern and hours later stumbling across a piece of backstory explaining who it belonged to and why it was there in the first place. While entertaining, I always figured memories like these would be nostalgic and nothing more.
I wasn’t expecting for my interests to be relevant in my business life but it ends up that a lot of the customers I meet are interested in gaming as well. When a client is first meeting his lady of choice it always helps to have something in common. Relating on a personal level is so important to having a positive experience and when I meet a fellow geek interested in my services, the connection flows naturally. I have fond memories of reciting internet memes while being naughty in the bedroom with my partner, or listening to an original sound track from our favorite game while being romantic with each other. It’s little things like this that make me think about just how much being a gamer girl has helped me approach sex work the way that I do. Being the introverted nerdy type myself, it’s nice to come together with like minded individuals and share a memorable experience together.
Video game culture is something many people would consider a millennial interest but there’s nothing wrong with being involved in a staple of what makes the generation you’re from unique. It feels so good to be able to geek out with someone on the first date, and don’t even get me started on hot cosplay scenarios! I’ve had the pleasure of meeting some awesome people since I’ve been working at the Love Ranch North and that increased even more when I hosted my first IamA on Reddit recently. I’ve been told that I am every Redditor’s dream girl, which is extremely flattering, and I hope to have more of an impact on different internet platforms in 2017.
Lovely and curvaceous, Roxanne Price is an elite courtesan who prides herself on providing the “authentic girlfriend experience.” An empathetic woman with a genuine sensitivity to her client’s sexual needs, Roxanne provides transformative erotic experiences to men from all walks of life.
Waking up first thing in the morning is never fun, but what if you had something incredible to look forward to? Picture this: Get dressed, get into your car, and head on over to the legal brothel for some hot morning sex and scrumptious breakfast in bed! Delicious waffles, with whipped cream and chocolate- followed by a fresh, tall glass of orange juice – cooked and served to you while you’re nice and naked under the sheets. If you ask us, that’s the perfect way to start off on the right side of the bed. Why not enjoy a Banana, while me and my girlfriends enjoy a different kind of breakfast (if you know what we mean…)
When you go out for breakfast, there’s a bevy of different options available: eggs and bacon, french toast, croissants – but here, we offer a different kind of combo. Not only are you getting a healthy, well balanced meal, you’re getting sexual satisfaction as the main course! Brunette and Redhead, with a side of fruit loops anyone? We can cater to your preferences: gluten free, low sugar, your favorite fruit, etc. It would be our pleasure to make your favorite breakfast combo even better. A healthy breakfast will be just the thing to give you the energy for incredible morning sex!
For us, Breakfast in Bed is the perfect girlfriend experience. You get to have one or two fresh-faced ladies cook for you, cuddle you, and of course, pleasure you. First thing in the morning we’re full of energy, and probably still in our pajamas too. If you’re looking for a memorable encounter, we strongly suggest indulging in morning sex. It’s something different than the normal ranch encounter- more intimate, personal, and friendly! Morning sex is the best- and not just for the breakfast! It activates all the feel good hormones that will continue to flow throughout the rest of your day. You’ll feel energized, refreshed, and ready to take on whatever the day brings you. Most importantly, it’s fantastic motivation to wake up!
Many folks say the best sex they have happens first thing in the morning. We could even begin together the night before, and wake up cuddled in each others arms. Allow us to gently coax your body out of sleep, and right into pleasure. Let us handle the cooking- we’d love to prepare your favorite breakfast, then sensually feed it to you- or you could always instead choose to eat it off of us instead! There are so many fun options to explore, combinations to try, and positions to indulge in. We can spoon together, then we can spoon feed you cereal! this is hands down one of our favorite sex experiences. Let us help make your morning the best part of the day.
Alice Little is a 4’8” red-headed cutie with a super-fit, all-natural body -- but don’t let her small stature deceive you. This friendly firebox is a pocket-sized sexual powerhouse with unparalleled lovemaking skills. A part-time girlfriend coveted by both men and women, Alice will make you feel right at home at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.
According to the Massachusetts Male Aging Study, 52% of men ages 40 to 70 years reported some form of ED.Of the 52%, 17% had mild symptoms, 25% moderate, and 10% severe. Erectile Dysfunction is much more common than we think.
Short or long term ED (Erectile Dysfunction) brought about by meds, health or aging, can be a feared source of embarrassment to many men who fear they will now be unable to please their partner, and having ED will mean the loss of their sex life.They feel emasculated, impotent and less of a man.And while intercourse may no longer be possible, you can still have a great and satisfying sex life by learning new ways to give and receive pleasure.
Intercourse is only a small part of the countless avenues to give and receive pleasure, and studies show that a large portion of women do not orgasm this way.Plus as people get older they find that orgasm is not the big goal it once was.In fact it becomes less and less important, and what becomes more gratifying is connecting, sharing of intimacy, touching, romance, kissing, feeling close, loved.
We mostly have the mindset that fucking is the destination and all other things are foreplay leading up to that.But what if fucking is the foreplay and the real objective is experiencing one another, sharing intimacy, sensuality and connection, and all else is just a byproduct.
With this mindset, having ED can open up a whole new world of exploration in touching, kissing, intimacy, closeness and sensuality between you and your partner, that’s not just physical, but mental and emotional as well.
On the physical front, studies have shown it’s easier for women to orgasm from oral sex or the use of a toy, such as a vibrator, than to cum from vaginal sex.When a guy knows how to lick pussy really well, it’s a very good thing. Too often men want to zero in on the sex organs in an attempt to please their partner, and don’t think of giving full body, mind pleasure.There’s ways to touch that are so erotic, so sensual, and feel so amazingly good.And there’s ways to kiss the mouth and body that are so damn sexy, so damn arousing.
Remember the entire body is an erogenous zone, with the mind being the greatest of them all. Learn to stimulate your partner and turn them on mentally and emotionally, as well as physically. Foreplay isn’t just sexual, nor is it just the physical stuff before sex.Foreplay is also a series of emotional events used throughout the day and week to turn your partner on, emotionally and mentally, by making them feel special, validated, appreciated and noticed. Ways to do this could be as simple as making a point daily to look for the good in them, and express appreciation for the things they do.
A great form of emotional foreplay is that of impeccable listening skills. If you want your partner to feel really special, try looking at them as they speak, and hanging on their every word as though they are of life and death importance to you.Hear what they’re saying, and what they mean.Good listening skills in a man are very, very sexy.Having someone focus all their attention upon you, and take a genuine interest in you is a very potent kind of foreplay. It should be taught as part of foreplay 101. Another sexy turn on for women is a man who repairs things around the house for her, carries things for her, does chores and helps with kids.
Make the time you spend together fun.Have interesting things to talk about.It’s also a good idea to ask one’s mate what makes them feel special.Because what makes one person feel special is different from what makes another feel special.
I think most women would agree that good emotional and mental foreplay is much more satisfying and arousing than intercourse.And if you pair that with stellar pussy licking skills, plus knowing how to touch and kiss for maximum pleasure, your sex life can metamorphose into a richly satisfying and rewarding experience for both you and your partner. Knowing how to kiss and touch is very important.Give more time for slow, voluptuous kisses all over your lover’s body, from head to toe; also in cuddling and caressing.
When touching, don’t just go for the genitals.That’s boring. Let these be the least of your focus, and touch her everywhere but there. The same rule applies for pussy licking.Don’t zero in on the clit and forget the rest.Do the entire pussy as your main focus.You can give a woman G-spot orgasms, clitoral orgasms and more, with skillful use of your tongue.
A lot of women have stronger orgasms from being held close with lots of kissing, and use of a vibrator than from standard coitus.
Explore going into sex with no agenda or destination other than the giving and receiving of pleasure.This tiny adjustment can work wonders for one’s sex life.It also takes the pressure off of having to perform.
Erectile Dysfunction need not be the end of your sex life.Whether or not you’re in a relationship you can have a truly rich and rewarding sex life with ED.In my ED parties we connect and share intimacy on a deep level, while sharing intensely pleasurable ways of touching, kissing, and of giving and receiving pleasure.
Don’t let ED keep you from experiencing deep levels of intimacy and pleasure.If you don’t have a sex partner, you can make the most out of your ED by visiting a sex provider at the Nevada brothels who is specialized with ED.Who knows, your ED could be a blessing in disguise that leads to new sensual and sexual horizons.
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