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Authentic Nuru Massage

The United States and Japan enjoy a very close relationship. We’ve been Military Allies since the 1950’s and our countries have exchanged tons of fun and exciting things in both directions for a very long time: Karaoke, Sushi, Kendo, cars, motorcycles, Go-Go Girls, movies, games – and even exotic sex techniques. You may have already heard whispers about one of these ultra-sexiful Japanese Specialties: Nuru Massage. What is Nuru Massage? Nuru was a super-secret Japanese Sex Technique created before the Internet existed. But today, thanks to the Net, you can see real Japanese Nuru Girls in action for yourself virtually anywhere in the world via Japanese Adult Videos (AV’s).

In Japan, we call Nuru “Lotion Play” or “Mat Play.” It is a specialized premium sexual service offered by Soaplands to customers who want the ultimate in intimate erotic encounters. To get started, we lay an ordinary air mattress on the floor of a specially-simulated bathroom, and then we cover it and our bodies with a lubricating lotion tailored for erotic sex-play. This lotion – or Nuru Gel – makes everything really slimy and slippery. In Japan our “Older Sisters” teach us how to make Nuru Gel from scratch, using closely-guarded super-secret traditional ingredients. Our Mamasan then teaches us how to apply it – and how to slide on top of the man’s body to bring him maximum pleasure. It doesn’t sound very difficult or sexy, does it? But once you’ve seen the shiny, squirming fully-aroused body of a girl straining to stimulate every inch of a starkly rigid fully-erect customer – live or in pornography – you will want to experience the real thing in person for yourself as quickly as possible.

Nuru-Massage-Sex — Kiteh Kawasaki from Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch

Historically, the prewar Japanese Turkish Bath evolved into what we know as modern-day Soaplands in the 1960’s. A decade later, Miss Hamada from Kawasaki City introduced Nuru as a new kind of full-service body-wash and massage for men. Hamada-Sensei began to teach the secrets of this new Art to others through apprenticeship and also via articles in popular Japanese sex magazines. While Nuru Massage may have originally started out as an innocent scrub-down to relieve dry skin, nowadays it is nothing less than an epic erotically-charged sexual performance loaded with titillating tricks and secret techniques refined by Japanese sex workers for more than four decades. Surveys say 90% of guys want to try Nuru, but only 10% have done it. Most people have never tried it even at home with their wife or girlfriend. Wives might say “How did YOU learn about THAT?” so guys are naturally afraid to ask. It’s always safest to try it out with a pro first. But I do have to warn you: it’s totally addictive. Why? The lotion itself – when made freshly with authentic Japanese ingredients – is loaded with slimy erotic excitement. It’s totally nasty. Japanese girls say it makes them “empty” and you’ll find out right away it makes us go completely nuts. Nuru girls transform into something utterly foreign, shiny, slippery and exotic. Our breasts, thighs, ass and erect nipples slide over you rhythmically with a steadily-growing chorus of mind-numbing erotic sounds. Before you’ve climaxed a properly-trained Nuru Girl will pull away with a sticky, sucking sound so you can see her body totally aroused and covered from head-to-toe with the gooey sexual lubricant. Nuru is all about tactile, auditory and visual stimulation. It smells like sex – and it tastes like excitement.

Nuru-Massage-Girl — Kiteh Kawasaki offers authentic Japanese Nuru Massage

What you see in porn is totally different when you actually experience a real-life girl. You can feel her enjoying herself. You can taste the Nuru Gel in your mouth. She will wrap herself around you tightly, and you will be able to feel her slide you inside her over and over. The Nuru Gel will be everywhere by the time your session is over. That’s why we use a bathroom – and not the bed – for Lotion-Playing. Girls like to hug customers during sessions, because it feels good to them too. But it’s easy to fall if you’re not really careful on the Nuru Mat – and that makes it even more exciting. Experiencing real danger and real pleasure hand-in-hand brings out mutual tenderness and caring in both partners on the Nuru Mat. This strong feeling of mutual gratitude is what Japanese call “love.” It may look messy. But it feels so good.

Authentic Nuru Massage forges a deep mutual trust, caring and compassion focused on shared pleasure and physical well-being. Even a brand-new girl can become comfortably relaxed and deeply intimate with you almost immediately. Because Japan has cultivated the arts of compassion and hospitality for many centuries, a fully-trained Japanese Nuru Partner will instantly bond with you just like a long-lost soulmate – and she will treat you like living Royalty. This is an experience you’ve got to try in person to really “get it.” Bathing at home or watching porn can’t even come close. Japanese Nuru is a living art that very few foreigners can ever experience even at Japanese Soaplands or at Licensed Geisha-Houses that cater only to Japanese. But thanks to Dennis Hof you can experience authentic Japanese Nuru right now – here in America – with the only Japanese National licensed to thrill by the State of Nevada. And I will enjoy every minute just as much as you do. Because I just can’t get enough of that stuff. Call me…

Kiteh Kawasaki

Exotic courtesan Kiteh Kawasaki is the only Japanese National currently working in the legal Nevada brothel industry. Well versed in numerous Japanese pleasuring techniques, Kiteh is a featured entertainer at Dennis Hof's World Famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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A First-Time Client’s Experience At The Bunny Ranch

Aaahhh the World-Famous MoonLite Bunny Ranch. I remember my first time visiting this mecca of sexual desire and fantasy fondly – especially the beautiful, hard-working courtesans whose livelihood is fulfilling the sexual fantasies of men – and also women – who are looking for anything from a simple “party” with a beautiful lady to a wild orgy that would make even the ancient Romans jealous.

But, today, we’re not here to talk just about them… we’re here to talk about YOU! That’s right, I’m talking to you, first-time brothel client, about what it was like during my first trip to the Bunny Ranch, one of Dennis Hof’s numerous beautiful, legal Nevada brothels. You see, much like yourself, I was once a first-time visitor to the Bunny Ranch and, despite what you may have read on the Bunny Ranch Blog or seen on HBO’s Cathouse, nothing can prepare you for the feeling of walking through the gates to a lineup of beautiful women or the experience of partying with an experienced courtesan whose sole desire is to satisfy your innermost fantasies. So, as your guide, let me share with you what I experienced during my visit, so that you can make the most out of yours.

Client-Bunny-Ranch — The exterior of the World Famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch

Pre-Trip Planning

Okay, so I’m a rather “vanilla” guy when it comes to sex, although I do enjoy girls with some piercings and ink and am really into threesomes. Whether you’re looking for YOUR first threesome, want to roleplay, engage in some BDSM or are looking to spice up your sex life with your partner, remember Dennis Hof’s famous quote: “It’s not just sex, it’s an adventure!” Before my “adventure,” I spent some time on the Bunny Ranch website and met a beautiful blonde, tattooed courtesan who I booked an appointment with. This not only helped make the experience more personal, but it was great knowing I had someone who was eagerly awaiting our experience together. You can’t talk “business” before you arrive at the Bunny Ranch, but you can at least have some nice conversation online beforehand to put your mind at ease and to get you even more excited as to the adventure that awaits you.

…Or Just Wing It!

Okay, so maybe you’re thinking “hell, the courtesans at the Bunny Ranch are all incredible, I’m just going to show up and see what happens!” That’s fine, too. when you first arrive, you’ll enter through the controlled access gates – there for your protection and that of the staff – and be greeted by a lineup of beautiful women who are ready to give you a complimentary tour of the brothel before you decide to party with them and/or another courtesan that catches your eye. No matter how prepared you may think you are, NOTHING will prepare you for the lineup! Staring at anywhere from a half a dozen to two dozen beautiful women who want to party with you isn’t easy, even for the most confident guy or gal. Although I had my one party lined up in advance, I did have the chance to experience the lineup a couple of times. It was awkward to not only having to choose one courtesan over the others, but I also felt, in a way, like I was “rejecting” the rest. Don’t let yourself feel this way; the Bunny Ranch courtesans are trained to show any potential clients an amazing time, and you may just find yourself parting with your second (or third… or fourth…) choices as well at some point during your visit.

…Or Both!

While I had made an appointment with the courtesan of my dreams prior to my arrival, my experience was so incredible that we partied again the next day… this time my “dream come true” threesome with her and another beautiful courtesan! You may have an idea of what you want in mind before you go, then arrive and find you want something slightly different. That’s okay, too – remember, the ladies are well trained in fulfilling desires and in leaving you wanting to come back for more.

The Atmosphere

Once you’re past the initial “hustle and bustle” of the lineup and have partied with your courtesan, the one thing that really surprised me was finding the Bunny Ranch parlor to be a rather chill and relaxing atmosphere. When in between parties, I often found myself casually conversing with the staff and courtesans, who often interacted like friends and family as opposed to co-workers. The courtesans at the Bunny Ranch don’t treat each other like competiton, so you’ll often see them chatting it up, singing karaoke or finding other ways to have fun, often with the clients joining in as well. What amazed me the most about the courtesans at the Bunny Ranch was their ultra-friendly, outgoing personalities and willingness to please. While I was understandably nervous when speaking with each of my courtesans before partying with them, they quickly made me feel comfortable and welcome, as if I was a guest in their home… unlike many of the gentlemen’s clubs I’ve reviewed, in which the “hustle” often sours the experience.

Amazing Amenities

I started out my first party exactly as I fantasized it… champagne in the Bunny Ranch Jacuzzi with my dream courtesan, followed up by an unforgettable party in the VIP suite. What you may not be aware of is the amazing amenities that the Bunny Ranch has to offer to ensure a sensual, erotic experience for even its most discriminating clientele. Pool, Jacuzzi suite, VIP room with dancer pole, full bar with friendly staff… the Bunny Ranch aims to make your visit as exceptional as possible.

Pre-Party Safety

Safety – for both the client and the working girl – is paramount at the Bunny Ranch. The state of Nevada has numerous sexual safety laws in place that the working girls readily comply with. While mandatory condom usage is a no-brainer, the most awkward experience, for me, was the courtesan performing a health check – lowering my pants and wiping me down – before our party. This may not be the most romantic way to start a party but, in the end, the awkwardness felt was quickly forgotten as my courtesan was certainly ready to have fun… and it was reassuring to know that I was being intimate with someone without the STD concerns that usually accompany any sexual experience.

In Closing…

Despite everything I’ve written, you’ll need to visit the Bunny Ranch yourself to truly understand the incredible experience that awaits you. Relax, go in ready to have fun, treat the ladies with the same courtesy and respect that you’ll receive from them, and you’re guaranteed to have an experience that you’ll never forget. Still nervous? Don’t worry, it will quickly pass… the courtesans of the Bunny Ranch will certainly see to that.

CJ Asher

CJ Asher is a gentlemen's club aficionado, author, and blogger on a variety of sex-related topics. For more of CJ's experiences at Dennis Hof's legal brothels and other adult entertainment venues, check out his website.

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What Do You Call A Legal Prostitute?

Often new clients come in feeling a little awkward, not certain how they’re supposed to conduct themselves around women in my career. It’s understandable considering how much myth and stigma is built up around sex work. It’s difficult to know what to call the lady you’re about to see, when society has given us a wide range of different terms, with no real differentiation between each one. Please keep this sex work lexicon in mind when having conversations with your lady of choice, as each word has its own unique connotation and meaning. Some terminology is widely acceptable, where as other terms are generally frowned upon. Others still have contested history, and a variety of different opinions when it comes to if and how that term should be used.

One of the most important things to remember is that we are professionals at work. We want to build a relationship with you and be your friend, but we deserve and expect a basic level of respect as working women. Despite what modern pornography might have taught you, most women don’t appreciate being insulted or degraded. Some do! Bring up dirty talk during the negotiation if it’s something you’re in to. But in general most people don’t appreciate being called “bitches,” “sluts” or the unfortunately ubiquitous “whore.” We are not whores. Neither are we “street walkers,” “hookers,” or “cunts.” We are “professional courtesans” and “legal sex workers.” These terms are broadly acceptable. Any others should be discussed on a personal basis.

LEGAL SEX WORKER: Generally accepted term, very okay to use.

COURTESAN: Generally accepted term, complimentary to use, as it speaks to the level of skill and professionalism that the lady has.

BITCH/SLUT/WHORE: Generally discouraged, if you wish to use such phrases, talk to each lady individually as to their thoughts and feelings.

You may say these things lightly, thinking it’s a joke, or that we should be used to it (or worse, deserve it) since we’ve chosen this career field. All those little joking insults build up. Imagine you went to work every day, doing your very best, giving your all at a very physically and emotionally draining task, and every person you met cheerfully insulted you directly to your face, and then continued to expect you to serve them with a smile. Imagine working behind the counter at a fast food restaurant and getting a “Thanks cunt!” every time you handed someone their fries. Doesn’t that sound exhausting? We want our experience together to be one that is filled with mutually positive memories- by using correct language, you’re going to find it much easer to connect with the lady, and have a pleasurable encounter with her.

Being your courtesan (especially during something like GFE) works best when there’s a genuine connection between us. I want to like my clients, and I love to discover each person’s best traits. I want them to like me too! But offensive language, especially when you lead with it before we even reach negotiations, can put up an immediate barrier that makes it difficult to connect. You’d have trouble building a relationship with someone who insulted you the first time they met you too. I refer to the individuals I see as Clients and Friends- I strive to respect you, because i value the time we spend together. In return, I ask that you please value and respect me by using terms that I am comfortable with.

Let’s talk about the word “Prostitute.” it’s one that has a rich history, and a wide variety of different connotations. What image comes to mind when you hear the word Prostitute? While it isn’t an automatically bad term, it is one that can carry a lot of weight to it. Personally, I prefer the term Courtesan, or legal luxury companion. Each lady has different feelings about the word prostitute- so please do have that conversation about her thoughts and feelings on the word. Sure conversations are a wonderful way to get to know the lady you are interested in, and discover more about her!

PROSTITUTE: Contested word with a variety of both positive and negative connotations. Please have a conversation with your lady of choice regarding to this word.

Treat your courtesans with respect. Remember that we’re people, experts in our field, doing our very best every day at a job that we really love. Use respectful language. Again, courtesan and sex worker are generally acceptable, but you should always feel free to ask your courtesan what they are comfortable with. Always try to live with empathy, thinking about how your actions – and words – affect others and imagine how it would feel to be in their shoes. And don’t worry if you’re unsure or don’t know what to do. That’s normal, and we’re able and very willing to help. There’s no such thing as a stupid question with us. The more both of us are on the same page, the better a time we’re going to have.

Alice Little

Alice Little is a 4’8” red-headed cutie with a super-fit, all-natural body -- but don’t let her small stature deceive you. This friendly firebox is a pocket-sized sexual powerhouse with unparalleled lovemaking skills. A part-time girlfriend coveted by both men and women, Alice will make you feel right at home at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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Star Trek 50th Brings Trek Fetishists to Brothels

2016 marks the 50^th anniversary of the legendary science fiction entertainment franchise Star Trek, and fans have been celebrating the longevity of the iconic series all year long in a variety of ways: attending sold-out Star Trek conventions, purchasing 50^th anniversary merchandise, and flocking to theaters to see the 13^th feature film in the franchise, Star Trek Beyond. With a new TV series premiering in 2017, Star Trek: Discovery, it’s clear that Star Trek is more popular than ever.

The obsession with Star Trek has often extended into the sex lives of its fans, and there has always been a market for Star Trek-related adult entertainment. The 50^th anniversary of Star Trek seems to have intensified interest in all aspects of Trek fandom, and that includes an enhanced desire to explore Star Trek-inspired sex and erotic role play. This has been evident in a marked increase in requests for Star Trek related sex parties at Dennis Hof’s Bunny Ranch and at his other Nevada Brothels, most notably at Hof’s Alien Cathouse located outside Las Vegas. This August, during Creation Entertainment’s 15^th annual Star Trek convention in Vegas, the VIP suites at the Sci-Fi themed bordello were booked solid, months in advance, by randy Trekkers looking for a Trek-themed tryst.

When one realizes that Trek fans now span three generations – baby boomers, Gen X-ers, and millennials – and that those generations make up over 80% of Nevada brothel clientele, it’s not difficult to understand why brothels are slammed with Star Trek sex party requests in 2016.

But, what exactly does a “Star Trek sex party” entail? What is it that Trek fans desire when they visit the Alien Cathouse and other legal brothels? The possibilities are endless, of course, and limited only to the nearly boundless imaginations of Trekkers, but there are a few types of Trek-themed romps that are requested most often. For the first time ever, we reveal the three most popular Star Trek sex parties desired by customers who boldly go where many, many men have gone before, as described by the sex workers who have participated in them…

Pon Farr

Jada Bailey, Alien Cathouse

I’m a Star Trek fan, but I’m not a “know it all” Star Trek fan, so when I got an email from a potential client stating that he needed me to help him quell his Vulcan “blood fever” I was a little confused as to how to handle the situation. He clearly wanted to play out a Vulcan sex role play, and I had to get up to speed on exactly what that may entail.

Introduced in the original Star Trek series in the episode “Amok Time,” A Vulcan undergoes pon farr, a maddening urge to mate, every seven years. If their pon farr is not satiated, they die – so it was pretty important that I helped this client out.

I nervously asked around the cathouse to see if any of the more seasoned ladies ever experienced this request. A few of them chuckled and reminded me that the filmmakers never actually showed Vulcans having sex in Star Trek, and that improvisation was probably welcomed by the client. One of the ladies gave me a copy of Star Trek III: The Search for Spock and told me to pay special attention to Saavik’s gestures during the pon farr sequence. “Just do what she does and improvise from there,” she said.

“Oh,” she added, “and no matter what he says don’t invoke kal-if-fee.” I didn’t. I rehearsed a detailed sexual improvisation in the style of Robin Curtis’s Saavik and I succeeded in releasing my lover from his maddening Vulcan sex fever, despite the plastic pointy ears falling off a couple of times while doing so.

Jada-Alien-Cathouse — Jada Bailey from the Alien Cathouse

Orion Slave Girl(s)

Cinnamon, Love Ranch

Star Trek fans who visit us at the brothel almost always want Orion slave girl cosplay to be incorporated into our session, and they always want more than one. I must say, as far as sex role play is concerned, I’ve had more threesomes as an Orion slave girl than as any other fictional character.

There’s just something about these extraterrestrial babes with a reputation for being irresistible “animal women” with an insatiable sexual appetite. But I believe that it’s their green skin that really turns guys on. It’s that touch of strangeness that makes them seem so exotic.

It’s important for us working girls to remember that the Orion slave girl fantasy will extend to the bedroom, so when airbrushing yourself with green body paint, don’t forget to cover your intimate areas as well, so as not to break the illusion.

cinnamon-orion-slave-girl — Cinnamon from the Love Ranch

Klingon BDSM

Cumisha Amado, Kit Kat Ranch

Klingons like it rough, and as a veteran of over 300 hardcore adult films, I know how to give a Klingon exactly what he’s looking for. When a client dressed as a Klingon arrives at my doorstep, I know he desires a “mating ritual” role-play that includes domination, bondage, humiliation, and intense, roaring sex!

The hot sex is the easy part. Speaking Klingon during the sex party, not so much. Even though I’m fluent in English, Spanish, Tagalog, Ilocano, and a little French, I don’t really use Klingon enough to just jump right into dirty talk with an alien warlord. Thankfully, some clients with a Klingon fetish are kind enough to mail me a script ahead of time, so that I can learn my lines and get the inflection just right by the time my ridged-headed Romeo arrives.

Cumisha-Klingon — Cumisha Amado from the Kit Kat Ranch

James

James is the Sr. Media Director for the World Famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch. In addition, James creates the profile videos for the Company and productions in addition to social media and media relations. See all the videos created at vimeo.com/bunnyranch along with the productions on YouTube.com/BunnyRanchNetwork Follow Twitter @BunnyRanch Email [email protected]

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Bunny Ranch Sex Worker Takes On 22 Pushup Challenge!

What’s this 22 Pushup challenge we keep hearing about? I’m going to tell you a little about it.

Short and simple, videos of pushups are going viral. From celebrities and athletes, fire departments, law enforcement agencies, and every day civilians are helping the organization 22KILL raise awareness for Veteran suicide and PTSD. Similar to the “Ice Bucket Challenge” that helped raise awareness for ALS (Lou Gehrig’s Disease) the 22 Pushup Challenge caught everyone’s eye. The challenge is to complete 22 pushups and challenge others after you to help spread the word. A study done in 2012 found that 22 Veterans commit suicide everyday. So if you were wondering about that specific number? There’s your answer.

The Moonlite Bunny Ranch hopped on the band wagon to help this organization, and all veterans they stand to represent, who might have taken their own life or even struggle with PTSD. We here at the Bunny ranch want all of our veterans out there to know that we support you and want to help the community become more aware of your struggles. This is very close to our hearts as we see Veteran clients every single day. I’m here to tell you That we will welcome you at the door with open arms and an ear to listen. Wishing everyone all the support necessary as you continue through your journey and we are forever grateful for protecting our freedoms so those of us may do what makes us happy…like keeping the company and fulfilling the sexual fantasies of these amazing veterans! I’m Harley Lane, a Bunny Babe, and here’s my 22 pushups!

And thank you for your service!

Harley Lane

Harley Lane is a petite 5'1" Texas teen with a positive outlook on life and sex. Despite her youth, Harley is uncharacteristically sexually sophisticated, and is eager to show her clients everything she has to offer as a premier companion at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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The Stepford Experience (and Why You Need to Have It with Me)

Let’s just forget about what you’re supposed to want from a woman for the moment and talk about what you REALLY want.

It’s a tough world out there and every day you compete for your place in it with both men and women toe-to-toe. And after work the women you know are likely to be just as competitive. They fight for what is theirs and in the process they tend to lose that soft, yielding desire to please a man just the way he needs and in every way he needs, that you may remember from an earlier era.

Perhaps you recall a movie called The Stepford Wives about a town where men turned their spouses into literal living dolls – always perfect in their appearance, impeccable in their manners and, above all, completely devoted to being what their men wanted them to be.

That was a fantasy, of course, and not necessarily a way you might want to live with a mate in real life. But wouldn’t it be nice to call a truce in the war between the sexes for a time and experience the kind of flawless feminine attention you crave and deserve?

You might not desire a Stepford wife or the Stepford life, but the lure of the Stepford experience still beckons and I’m here to provide just that.

I was raised to be a TRUE Southern Lady. Maybe I’m a little old-fashioned but hospitality, kindness and grace are still elements that define a lady for me. They are the outward signs of the kind of Tender, considerate, sweet and genuinely caring person a woman wants to be for a man. When I am with a Gentleman my whole world revolves around making him happy, fulfilling his needs and desires. I’m not satisfied until I’m sure he is.

It’s my pleasure to offer what I call “The Stepford Experience” as a time of refuge from the demands of the outside world. This is the delightful gift I was born and raised to provide.

Like all the legal sex workers, I’m here to serve your needs and desires. We all hold your satisfaction near and dear to our hearts, however unique each of us may be. We all have our ways of making a man feel appreciated and leave our company happy.

In my particular case, pleasing a guest and fulfilling his desires is hardwired into my DNA. I really do not know any other way to be. That’s why I call what I offer The Stepford Experience. I am made to be a perfect companion at the time when you need nothing less.

Stepford-Wife-Prostitute-Sable — Sable Renae from Dennis Hof’s Sagebrush Ranch

Just imagine with me for a moment:

It has been long day. Work was hard, your boss a fool, your coworkers dull and useless. The weight was all on you and no one seemed to care, much less appreciate, the effort you invested. With heavy steps, you come to our door.

I’ll be there waiting, wearing an apron and a smile, nothing else. I’ll bring you in, sit you down and take off your shoes, replacing them with comfortable slippers. Would you like a drink? Coffee? Tea? Whiskey or beer? Maybe a cocktail? I’ll serve it to you with a graceful dip of the hip and a sparkle in my eye.

You take your first sips as I gently rub your feet. I listen for your sigh of relief. I do love to see a man smile, as I help him unload the weight of the world. You notice the delicious aroma wafting from the kitchen.

“You never called to tell me what you’d prefer, so I hope you like your steak medium rare, with roasted potatoes and garlic-sautéed asparagus tips.”
I run my hand up your leg, giving you a playful squeeze as I slide my body alongside yours. “We’ll talk about dessert later.”

I kiss you, soft and wet. With a wink, I glide away, taking my time to offer you a pleasing view of my sleek, long-legged physique.

I pause by the table, from which a napkin has conveniently slid to the floor.

“Oh, that’s not supposed to be on the floor!”

I bend at the waist to get it, providing you with ample time to admire my smooth, firm backside. I smile over my shoulder and crinkle my little nose:

“You just relax. I’ll take care of everything.” Then I disappear into the kitchen.

Many of our guests come to our Ranches expecting am impersonal and business-like atmosphere. But to me this is home and I take pride in being a very special kind of homemaker. It gives me great satisfaction to make you feel a king among men, special and important like a king, dear to my heart. Being at your service is the very thing for which I am made.

Unlike the ladies you meet out in the world, we have the time to give you the attention you deserve. We’re not worried about tomorrow’s to-do list that looks like a codex from the medieval ages. Pleasing you is what we do and we do it very well. You will not be burdened with our complaints or rushed through so we can get on to our next destination.

I can and will make the hurried pace of daily life give way to the graciousness of an earlier era to which my upbringing suits me well.

Too often my guests tell me that no one listens to them or hears what they say. They don’t feel important or appreciated. To my sisters and me, you are all that. Our goal is to be your Perfect Companion. We are here to be of comfort. Remember those traits of Southern Ladies or Stepford Gals: hospitality, kindness and grace, consideration, sweetness and caring. That’s the kind of hospitality you can expect here every single time.

Where can you relax and enjoy The Stepford Experience?

Truly anywhere in the state of Nevada. The “business” end of all of this has to be taken care of at the Ranch, but thereafter we can go anywhere your heart desires in this great state we call home. Just as if you were a Stepford husband, you will have the perfect companion on your arm in public and just as you want her in private.

All my sisters are unique ladies with special delights to offer. Each will have her own kind of appeal to bring to your time with her.

I am the Quintessential Lady or Stepford Girl as you wish me to be. You will always see me smile when I make you smile a smile. You will feel my delight at being with you every moment we’re together. And unlike the fictional Stepford Wife, I am real, human, soft and warm.

^{The views of this author are not necessarily the views of the Sagebrush Ranch.}

Sable Renae

Sable is a courtesan of vast experience and incomparable grace. Whether you seek tender intimacy or hardcore discipline, Sable is able to satisfy the deepest desires of your body and mind.

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My Love Affair with Older Men

I love men. All men. Tall, short, thin, hefty, reserved, outgoing, conservative, liberal. I’ve enjoyed the company of a wide variety of gentlemen, each wonderfully unique in their personality and desires — and, as a premier courtesan at Dennis Hof’s world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch, I’ve completely satisfied the sexual and emotional needs of each and every one of them. But one type of male client holds a special place in my heart. In my time as a sex worker, I’ve found that I’ve developed a particular adoration for men who are twenty, thirty, and even fifty years my senior. To put it simply: I’m into older men!

When my colleagues and friends ask me why I’m turned on by more mature gentlemen, I usually share with them four characteristics of older men that make intimate rendezvous with these clients so exceptional.

Patience

I consider myself a very patient, gentle, and compassionate woman, and I enjoy the company of men with similar characteristics. During an erotic encounter, older men prefer to take their time and appreciate every moment of our time together. Mature men bask in the pleasure of foreplay and delight in teasing every inch of my tanned, taut body. They understand that sex is not something to rush through and get over with, but something to be savored and enjoyed, and built up to after an evening of stimulating conversation and carefree companionship.

Generosity

Older men really do appreciate women more than men in their twenties or thirties. Mature people understand that life is ephemeral and quality moments between two human beings are rare and should be cherished. Older clients tremendously appreciate the time I spend with them, and this is reflected time and again in the generosity they’ve showed me, not just in monetary compensation for my services, but in the kindness and unselfishness these clients have exhibited throughout our lasting friendship.

Thoughtfulness

I’m very successful in what I do not only because I’m a very desirable woman but also because I’m one of the best lovers any man will ever have. I’m a magnificent sex partner because I’m very attentive to the needs and desires of my clients. Older men make great bedmates because they are also very considerate during sex. Sex involves two (or more) people, and great sex occurs when both participants are sympathetic to each other physically and spiritually. I love to please and to be pleased, and older men either know exactly what I need to get off, or they know the right questions to ask to find out.

Romance

I’m an empowered person and a successful entrepreneur, but I’m also a woman. I’m not ashamed to say that I love to be swept off my feet in a whirlwind of romance. Flowers? Yes! Chocolates? Yes! A surprise weekend getaway in the Cayman Islands? Oh god yes! Romance isn’t dead and older men know how to make my heart skip a beat when they wine and dine me, and make me feel like the most special person in the world. I love to get carried away and older men bring the romance into an encounter like nobody’s business.

Let’s face it, age isn’t just a number. The longer we’re in the world, the more we learn to enjoy the pleasures that life has to offer. If you’re an older gentleman seeking to indulge in those pleasures, this blonde bombshell is eager to delight in them with you…

Caressa Kisses

Legendary courtesan Caressa Kisses is a perfectionist in everything she does, and that includes all things sensual. Internationally renowned for her sexual prowess and flawless body, an encounter with Caressa Kisses is sure to be the apex of your sex life.

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Sex Worker Conducts “Trump-Inspired” Poll of Democrat and Republican Clients

As a politically-oriented person, I’ve been closely following the political scene for the past year. Given the upcoming election and all the potential change it brings with it, I’ve been having more and more political conversations with my clients. I’ve seen democrats and republicans both, as well as people of other political affiliations, and had wonderfully varied experiences with them all.

Politics and Brothels normally don’t go hand in hand, but it’s an election year so political conversation is bound to ensue no matter where you find yourself. My clients appreciate chatting with someone who is aware of the political scene, and is knowledgeable about both potential candidates.

This year there’s been a lot of discussion about the poll results, especially by Donald Trump. He talks consistently about how accurate polls are, and how they reveal the true nature of things. Inspired by Donald Trump and his fixation on polls, I decided to start a poll of my own- one geared towards both politics and sex. Well, I’m excited to share my poll-verified findings with you today! Over the past 9 months, I’ve polled over 258 clients; 113 Democrats, and 145 Republicans. I compiled that data, and created the following charts to really put things in perspective. All the data is true to my own personal experiences, and I think you’ll find some of the numbers to be rather eye opening.

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Let’s Explore Your Fetishes

For some, the mention of the word “fantasy,” in a sexual context, may arouse thoughts of roman-style orgies or devilishly erotic role playing. For others, it may conjure a desire to dress in elegant women’s clothing or to be delicately “trampled” by a barefoot beauty. But for everyone, regardless of the specifics, a fantasy is a yearning to turn into reality everything your naughty mind imagines. That is where your unique fetish plays a role in sexual needs and inner pleasures.

Let’s face it, today’s society isn’t very open to sex, nor unusual factors that play a role in sex, such as fetishes. Fetishes play a huge part in who we are sexually, and most people don’t understand what they truly are or how to approach such cravings. The reality is, a fetish is just a specific type of fantasy someone desires to have. More people have fetishes than you realize, of all conceivable varieties. Some individuals simply prefer to keep their fetishes more hidden than others.

Having a fetish doesn’t only involve extreme obsessions like wanting to be a furry. It can be something as simple as a penchant for ear nibbling or toe licking. Many of us don’t understand that there are different levels of fetish. There are so many different types of fetishes, some that you may have heard of and some that might make you ask “what the hell?” But let’s not judge, as everyone has their own private needs and sexual tendencies, and as long as those proclivities don’t hurt anyone, everyone who has a fetish should be allowed to explore it.

In my learned opinion, based on my experience as a professional sex partner, nearly everyone has a fetish. Whether their fetish be on the lite side of body massage, or the heavier side of full out bondage, it’s more than likely your relative, close friend, maybe even your cubicle buddy at work, has a secret fetish that they hunger to play out.

That’s the beauty of fetishes, they are within so many of us, yet a lot of us are ashamed to act upon them. A lot of people need to be more open-minded and let the joy begin. Thankfully there are places like the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, where everyone can privately exercise all of their fetishistic desires with sympathetic sex workers like me.

Regardless of what your specific liking is, I personally love experiencing them all, having an open mind is key. Sex is great, and fetishes can definitely intensify the experience and make it more memorable for both parties. So whichever fetish you may have been keeping in the dark, it’s time to give in to your deepest desires and embrace your sexual uniqueness with someone who understands you.

Some of the fetishes I have had a pleasure to be part of include, but are not limited to…

Cherry Lane, fetish-friendly courtesan at the Bunny Ranch

High-heels

Wearing your pumps during sex due to his/her fetish of heels. Some individuals love the way a female looks in heels, it can be a huge turn on. I found the higher the heel, the better.

Anal

This isn’t for everyone, but if you’re going to try it, use lots of lube and go gentle. Men feel a new sensation and enjoy the experience, it can also be very pleasurable for both parties.

Blindfolds

Removing sight can heighten your other senses, like a touch. It’s exciting not knowing where you will be touched next- this is an easy entry to more kinky terrain.

Cuffs

Handcuffs are a great and simple way to achieve domination in the bedroom. In my experience, always make sure your partner is comfortable, unless he likes pain of course.

Fantasy enactment

Good ol’ role play is all about acting out your hidden desires, It’s not for everyone. But my experiences have always had a great outcome and lots of naughty fun.

Nipple play

This fetish involves stroking, tweaking and toying of the nipples as a form of for play or even the main event. If anyone is like me, I love my nipples played with and can orgasm quite fast and sometimes multiple.

Feet play / Footjob

When a man would like you to stroke his penis with your feet until the point of orgasm.

Toe licking

Pretty simple, the delight of living out your oral fixation with a person’s toes.

Cross dressing

okay, a lot of people feel you have to be bi-sexual or gay/lesbian for this fetish. FALSE. I have encountered numerous straight individuals who love to cross dress for sexual pleasure. It is the one thing that makes them feel attractive and very sexual.

Rope tie

Many people like the feeling of being helpless, or being controlled. To tie them to the bed, etc. heightens their orgasm.

Food fetish

When one loves to make the other a delicious sundae or meal. I personally love this one as I love sweets and licking.

Orgy

Multiple sex partners in one place experiencing and exploring each other.

Do you have a fetish that you want to discuss with Cherry Lane? Email her at [email protected]

Cherry Lane

Bubbly, fun-loving, and outgoing, Cherry Lane is a world class courtesan completely dedicated to the art of pleasure-giving. Her beauty, positivity, compassion, open-mindedness, and nonjudgmental nature make Cherry and ideal companion for men, women, and couples seeking the intimate encounter of their dreams.

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Brothel vs. Rising Cost of Sexual Performance Enhancers

Licensed prostitutes at my world famous Bunny Ranch brothel are getting a mouthful from their elderly customers about the rapidly elevating prices of drugs like Viagra, Cialis, & other sexual performance enhancers, prompting them to take action to get the federal government to come to their aid.

The 540 independent contractors who comprise my workforce have launched an online petition, asking the federal government to implement price controls on the drugs that have seen their costs increase 500%. The rising prices of the pills are actually affecting our clients’ discretionary budgets, and its effects are starting to trickle down onto the prostitutes themselves. Prescription drug price controls are something that liberal politicians have long been in favor of, and Nevada’s sex workers are ready to join the call for action – and, frankly, so am I.

This is a drug that is necessary to a lot of older Americans, and when big pharmaceutical companies are allowed to run amuck unregulated, it’s always the ones most in need who pay the price. I’m tired of the unreasonably high costs of these medications, and I want my government to do something about it. I’m proud that my girls at all seven brothels that I own are leading the charge.

I have worked hard my entire life to become financially successful, and as a result, I have the means to provide for myself and any needs that I may have. I empathize with the challenges of aging, and the fact that not everyone is in the fiscally comfortable position that I’m in means that it’s going to be a lot harder on some than it will be on others.

My sex workers are asking all their clients to sign the online petition, and to use social media to spread their word. One of our courtesans put it best when she said, “Our elderly patrons have earned the right to ask us to exercise understanding when it comes to their medical needs, and we’re standing firm for them.”

Sign my petition – and if you have any questions for me or the ladies regarding this crucial issue, I’m always available at dennis (at) bunnyranch (dot) com.

Dennis Hof

Dennis Hof is the charismatic owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, the most famous legal brothel in the history of the world and subject of the smash hit HBO series “Cathouse.” Hof owns a total of seven licensed brothels throughout the state of Nevada including the Love Ranch, the Sagebrush Ranch, the Kit Kat Ranch, and the Alien Cathouse. Hof has lectured at Oxford, Trinity, the Sorbonne and hundreds of other major universities, colleges and public events around the globe and he is the author of the best-selling book, “The Art Of The Pimp: A Love Story” published by Regan Arts.

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