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Your Fetish is Possible…And Why That Matters

What trips your trigger? A body part? An outfit? An object? A feeling? Fetishes encompass a vast range of activities and that rainbow of kink makes sex so beautiful, unique, and endless. Unfortunately, many people don’t think their fetish can exist outside of their fantasies. Some might feel shame brought about from a past incident, some might feel their desire is too obscure to make real, and many don’t have a person they can trust to explore with.

That’s where I come in. Imagine a gorgeous and sympathetic woman who accepts you unconditionally, and is excited — genuinely — to get to know you and experience your fetish with you. that is the reality of who I am, what I do, and what we can experience together here at a legal brothel.

Kinky Lexie Jade from Dennis Hof’s Sagebrush Ranch near Reno, Nevada

When you’re with me, the anxiety and apprehension of being judged will melt away as you realize that I’m sincerely here to listen to you and understand what makes you tick and what gets you off. I want to learn about your innermost desires and plan out a way to bring them to life even better and fuller than you could ever dream. Our correspondence and the sanctuary of my room are safe zones, places where we can really be ourselves without worry. What could you allow yourself to ask for and actually receive if you were presented with this opportunity? You would be amazed at what could come to fruition and how that would make you feel.

I am happy to say that I have worked with so many amazing men with their fetishes. I had an amazing experience with a veteran who had a delightful penchant for cross dressing — something he was hesitant to enjoy with his own wife, but was completely comfortable in the private environment of the bordello. Another encounter involved an unbelievably sexy foot fetish session, with a man who left so relaxed and satisfied after finally indulging in a fixation that is so common, yet still so misunderstood and rejected by society as abnormal.

I am also an expert at pegging, and I have loved the variety of people who enjoy being pegged in various role play scenarios. My favorite is a dominant role play that I engage in with several of my anally-enthusiastic clients. Many men, particularly men in positions of power, are uncomfortable revealing to their significant other that they enjoy being penetrated, especially when they prefer being pegged while playing the role of a subservient sex-slave. But with me, these fetishists can unreservedly play the submissive and enjoy thrust after thrust of my stern loving.

These are just a few of the yummy situations we could find ourselves in, letting go of society’s expectations, and giving in to our lust and erotic passions.

Did you know that practicing self acceptance as a habit is the strongest indicator for overall happiness? It’s true, and that is not the only link between BDSM and mental health. Study after study, BDSM participants are happier than their counterparts. BDSM friendly participants were found to be less neurotic, more open, more aware of and sensitive to rejection, more secure in their relationships, and have a better overall well-being.

The old mindset that fetishes are a sign of past abuse or mental illness are flawed and untrue. Fetishes are common and found across all demographics. You are not bad, gross, evil, or wrong — as long as you enjoy your sensual cravings with consenting adults in a safe environment. I hope you get to act out your deepest desires with me, it would be my honor…and pleasure.

Stay kinky!

Lexie Jade

Voluptuous bombshell Lexie Jade in a sex-positive GFE companion with a welcoming personality and an kinky side that gives her an unexpected edge. She is currently a featured companion at Dennis Hof's Sagebrush Ranch near Reno, Nevada.

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Legal Prostitution in Lyon County

Prostitution has been legal in Lyon County, Nevada for over forty years. In that time, the Nevada model for licensed and regulated prostitution has proven to be a time-tested and remarkably successful social experiment, where, under an umbrella of strict legislation, sex workers operating out of rurally-located brothels thrive harmoniously with their Lyon County neighbors. Now, after all these years, a small group of Lyon County residents have decided that they have a beef with the bordellos.

The group calling itself “No Little Girl” is petitioning to close the legal brothels in Lyon County, and remove the livelihood of hundreds of women who have made an informed choice to work in these establishments. On the “Issues” page of this group’s website, they make claims that the legality of brothels does nothing to make women any safer, and that prostitution is inherently violence against women. However, the page cites data that either has been debunked or has nothing to do with legal prostitution. The handful of individuals that submitted the petition represent faith-based organizations, and seem to be more concerned with pushing their specific moral agenda onto the whole of Lyon County than with the actual safety of the women in the brothels. Let’s take a closer look at the information on the group’s website…

Christina Parreira is a legal sex worker and PhD student at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas

The group suggests that large tech companies won’t move to the county and boost the local economy because of the existence of legal brothels, but they neglect to mention that Lance Gilman, owner of the Mustang Ranch brothel, helped bring Tesla to Nevada. The massive Tesla Gigafactory is located seven miles from the Mustang Ranch, proving that tax incentives and smart dealmaking are what bring big name tech companies into an area. Brothels are clearly not a factor in the decision making, especially when one considers that a brothel owner played a key role in convincing a tech giant to choose Nevada for its factory location.

Concerning the safety of women in the brothels, the website cites Melissa Farley, a researcher whose work was debunked years ago. Farley claims to have interviewed 45 women in the Nevada brothels but discounts their comments in her 2007 book, writing “I knew that they would minimize how bad it was” (p. 22). Farley writes that her data does not support her conclusions because women “ignore bad things or they pretended that unpleasantness will go away, or they call the degrading abuse of prostitution by another name that sounds better” (p. 22). Farley did not listen to the women and instead formed her conclusions based on her own moral agenda. In 2011 Dr. Calum Bennachie, a gender studies scholar, sent a 115 page formal complaint to the American Psychological Association requesting that Farley be disqualified for professional misconduct. In his complaint he detailed evidence to show that “Dr. Farley is repeating unsubstantiated rumour as fact” and “is deliberately misleading people” (2011). Farley has a long and well-known history of discounting the voices of sex workers in an effort to push her ideological agenda. The website also cites a 2004 study by Potterat, but the sample is from women working independently in Colorado; a very different group of women with work conditions that are nothing like those in the legal Nevada brothels. Women who work illegally are subject to rape and assault because they do not have protections under the law. Criminalization forces them to work in unsafe settings and unlike in the legal Nevada brothels, they cannot call for help when they are raped or assaulted. This speaks to the harms of criminalization, not of prostitution.

Chance Monet and Tiara Tae from the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Lyon County

On the FAQ page, it states that women are often raped in the legal brothels. This is grossly inaccurate. In my own doctoral research of 53 women working in 5 Nevada brothels, I did not encounter a single woman who had reported being raped by a client in the brothel, and I was certainly never raped during my years working in the brothels. Perhaps the most inflammatory claim on the FAQ portion of the website is that most of the women in the brothels are under the control of pimps. This is simply not true. Of the 53 women I interviewed, 5 reported that they had pimps BEFORE they worked in the brothels but since coming to work legally were able to escape this coercion and freely offer intimate services. One worker told me of the horrific abuse she endured at the hands of a pimp, and she was grateful to have escaped him and be in a place where she could work safely and legally. She credited her newfound safety and freedom to the brothel. She feared that if she went back to her home state, her former pimp would find her, kidnap her, and force her back on the streets.

Roxanne Price from the Love Ranch in Lyon County

The FAQ section claims that legalization does not improve conditions for prostitutes or women in the community. We can look to Rhode Island as a case study: In Rhode Island prostitution was decriminalized from 2003-2009. A study done by Cunningham & Shah (2014) shows that rates of rape and gonorrhea plummeted with decriminalization; 824 fewer rape offenses (31 percent decrease) and 1035 fewer cases of female gonorrhea (39 percent decrease) from 2004-2009.

The FAQ section also asks the question “has anyone asked the women what they want?” My fellow workers and I have reached out to this organization over the past 2 weeks, desperately trying to make our voices heard. We tell them that we are happy with our chosen careers and that we do not want to lose our jobs, but they are not listening, and continue to push their moral agenda onto us.

As a licensed prostitute and PhD student at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, I can tell you that what I want is to continue to have the freedom to choose to work in a safe environment, where I can practice a trade that I love, lawfully and prosperously. Sex work is definitely not my last resort or my only option — it is my choice. I’d like to continue to have the opportunity to make that choice legally.

If you really care about us, just listen to us.

Christina Parreira

Christina Parreira, M.A., is a PhD student in the Department of Sociology at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas. In addition to being an instructor and researcher, she is a proud legal Harlot.

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A Timeless Sci-Fi Sex Role Play

I am a Whovian. For those of you that do not know what that means, let me take a minute to explain a little about the British science fiction TV series Doctor Who and how I became a huge fan. The Doctor, the program’s lead character, is an eccentric yet compassionate Time Lord that zips through time and space in his “TARDIS” (Time and Relative Dimensions in Space), solving problems and battling injustice across the universe. The doctors TARDIS is his old and occasionally unreliable spaceship that resembles a blue police phone box and is much, much larger inside than outside. The doctor always has a companion that he relies on to help get him out of, and into, trouble.

I was introduced to this magical series when a girlfriend of mine brought it over to watch one night, and I have been hooked ever since. As I got into the show more and more and began to read fan fiction and collect Doctor Who paraphernalia, I started to wonder if I can incorporate my love for Doctor Who into my job as a prostitute working in a legal brothel in Nevada. Well, I started to put the word out to my clients — and it turns out that I’m not the only adult with a passion for the popular BBC series. As word of my role play offering spread, I received quite a response from potential suitors just itching to put a naughty twist on the timeless Time Lord.

Desert Rose from Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch near Reno, Nevada

Since The Doctor always has a companion, can be anywhere — or any-when, is always getting into some sort of mishap, and always has fun, this show lends itself perfectly to ongoing sexual role-play scenarios between a sex worker and her repeat clients. Just as the popularity of the show has not waned since Doctor Who’s debut in the early 1960’s, the program’s unique milieu allows me and my lovers to create consistently fresh and engaging sexual scenarios.

The current Doctor is played by a woman, actress Jodie Whittaker, which allows me to lead the role play as the main character and determine what timeline or environment my client and I will end up in each session. This is great fun for my lovers, as they never know what I have planned for them when they arrive at the bordello and enter my boudoir (the door to my room is decorated like the blue TARDIS police box, adding an extra element of fun.)

Have I travelled in time to encounter the Marquis de Sade? Will he teach me carnal pleasures and introduce me to orgasms surpassing even those obtained by my time alone with my sonic screwdriver? Perhaps, my lover plays the role of one of my nemeses, the dreaded Daleks — using his stiff and rigid eyestalk in all manner of ways to fulfill his nefarious objective to “e-jac-u-late, e-JAC-u-late!”

Because Doctor Who is so boundless in its scope and limitless in its settings, the possibilities for sex role play are only restricted by the imagination of my Whovian clients.

Another aspect of Doctor Who that makes for exciting role play is the show’s unique concept of “regeneration.” The Doctor occasionally changes his appearance, allowing another actor to transition into the role. My Doctor Who fans go bonkers when I pull the regeneration-twist on them: We’re enjoying a hot session and I have my lover all sexed up. I tell my companion that I have a surprise for him and I step out of the room for a moment, only to return as an entirely different sex worker playing a new incarnation of the character and continuing our role play, and our steamy sex, without missing a beat. With so many women available at a Nevada brothel, pulling this stunt or incorporating additional characters into the fantasy is easy, and adds unlimited potential for variety to the experience.

Sexual role play is great fun and it’s always a joy to discover new clients that share a kinky interest. But ultimately, regardless of what leads you to seek out a lover, or what common interest introduces you to a newfound sex partner, I think the Doctor nailed what makes life worth living when he said…

“There’s a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Warp drive… wormhole refractors… You know the thing you need most of all? You need a hand to hold.”

Desert Rose

An extremely open and understanding sex partner, Desert Rose is a companion you can confide in, and explore all of your naughty cravings with. A self-proclaimed "umbrella slut" Desert Rose is up for anything, and down for everything your heart and loins desire.

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I Hope You Leave Something Behind…

I’ll be honest…I’m never very comfortable in the line up. Not that I’m not interested, because I certainly am, but when it comes to my sensuality I enjoy feeling connected to my lovers. I like to exist on a few special people that I can see as repeat clients. I like to feel like we share an intimate bond, and I’ve come up with a very tangible way to establish just that. Ever heard of that old trick of leaving something behind at a girl’s house so you have a great excuse to see her again? I’m hoping that’s exactly what you will do…

It started one night when I was sitting at the bar chatting with a client, feeling cold because I was scantily dressed. He was wearing a button down dress shirt over his undershirt, and he took it off and draped it around my shoulders. I immediately felt the comfort of his body heat, still evident on the fabric. In addition, the collar carried his lingering scent, as if he had his arms around me and I could smell his skin. I was hooked. We went to my room for some intimacy, and afterwards I asked him if he would leave his shirt behind so I could sleep in it. Long after we parted ways, the comfort of his shirt made me feel like he was still there holding me. The next time he came to see me at the ranch, I greeted him at the door wearing his shirt…and nothing else.

Cee Mia from Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch near Las Vegas, Nevada

I quickly found out that I wasn’t the only one with a fetish for this particular article of clothing. He loved the fact that I would send him pictures of me wearing his shirt in between his visits to the ranch. We continued to bond long distance between his visits, and every time that I saw him the intensity between us grew greater. I would even wear it around my own house, whenever I wasn’t at work. I had something to remind me of him while I waited for his return…His look, his scent, and his feel. That shirt symbolized the connection between us, and it made me feel sexy and confident every time I wore it. It gave me a feeling that he would be back again soon, and it inspired me to think of things I wanted to do with him when he returned. It might sound funny in this business, but I always like to feel a trust with my few special clients, because it allows me to really open up sexually and give them an experience that they wouldn’t otherwise get with me in a more casual scenario.

Now here’s where you come in…I want you to be one of those few people I count among my special connections here at The Love Ranch.

If you’re willing to give me the shirt off of your back, I’m happy to include some extra time into our party. I’ll even give you a Love Ranch Vegas t-shirt in exchange, in case you don’t have a change of clothes with you. If you do, however, then you really would have no excuse to stay the night with me, now would you?

Contact me now and let’s make an appointment for our time together. Then take a look in your closet, and decide which shirt you can stand to leave draped on my pillow.

Cee Mia

A sporty woman with a passion for life, love, and sex. Cee Mia is the brown eyed girl of your dreams, and she's currently a featured companion at Dennis Hof's Love Ranch near Las Vegas.

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The Benefits of Nye County Brothels

Despite the fact that brothels have been open in Nye County for over 40 years, a county commissioner is now questioning whether they should continue to exist. In a county meeting last week, commissioner Lorinda Wichman stated “Staff is looking into what it is costing the taxpayer to have legalized prostitution in Nye County. I asked them to compare what it is costing us to what we receive. My curiosity is to whether or not taxpayers of Nye County are subsidizing the brothel industry.” This was in the wake of the reinstatement of Dennis Hof’s license for Love Ranch which was wrongfully removed almost a month ago over a supposed violation which the state fire department ruled was non-existent. Love Ranch is back open for business, but now the very existence of the brothels is under fire. Has Wichman considered what will happen to the county without the brothels and all of the revenue that they bring in, and what about the working women and their families who will be out of a job? Has she considered the toll the illegal prostitution may take on her community, or the welfare and safety of women who may have no option but to turn to the street to work? Does the commissioner even care, or is this part of a political vendetta against Dennis Hof who is seeking the Republican nomination for Assembly District 36?

Christina Parreira is a PhD student in the Department of Sociology at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas and a licensed sex worker

Since Wichman is curious about the numbers, here are some numbers she should take into consideration: In Nye County the brothels bring in approximately $140,000 per year just from the license fees and work cards. A substantial portion of this goes to the veteran’s association as well as local EMT services. While Clark County is losing money and resources by trying to combat illegal prostitution, counties where prostitution is legal are reaping the benefits. Brothels in Nevada serve approximately 400,000 clients a year and generate a profit of $35-50 million (Hausbeck, Brents & Jackson, 2006).

What about illegal prostitution, how does Nye County stack up to Clark County? An estimated 300-400 prostitutes are arrested each month in Las Vegas (Flowers, 1998). In 2009 there were 4484 arrests for prostitution in Clark County where it is illegal versus 1 in Nye county where prostitution is legal. Illegal prostitution in Las Vegas grosses approximately $5 billion per year versus the $35-50 million generated from the legal brothels (Flowers, 2011). It is estimated that up to 3,500 prostitutes are working unlawfully in the Las Vegas area at any given time (Brents & Hausbeck, 2007). The majority of arrests for sex offenses in Nevada, 77%, involve prostitution (Ruggieri et al 2007). In 2010 Nevada had the highest proportion of prostitution-related arrests in the entire US at 0.1384% with second being California at a significantly lower 0.0376% (Federal Bureau Investigation 2010). This is not the case in Nye County where prostitution is legal. However, if the brothels close, what does Wichman think will happen to the working women? Will they go on welfare? Will they begin working illegally?

Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch legal brothel in Nye County

The brothels also make great community partners. Every year the Nye County brothels take part in the “Bordello Poker Run” motorcycle event, and the brothels frequently take part in charitable events like the American Cancer Society Relay for Life.

If Wichman wants to test all of this with a vote, I urge her to do so; historically the people of Nye County have been supportive of the brothels, and Nevada voters in general are overall in favor of legal prostitution; they understand the benefit to the community. A 2011 poll conducted by Public Policy Polling found that the majority of registered voters in Nevada believe that prostitution should be legalized throughout the state, including 65% of Independents, 56% Democrats, and 51% of Republicans (PPP Report 2012).

Wichman is not only playing with peoples’ livelihoods but with their safety and welfare, and considering the numbers are not in her favor, I have to wonder what the true source of her curiosity springs from.

Christina Parreira

Christina Parreira, M.A., is a PhD student in the Department of Sociology at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas. In addition to being an instructor and researcher, she is a proud legal Harlot.

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I’ve Got You Pegged!

I am an Oklahoma gal – born and raised. If you know anything about us country girls – we are a special breed. I know I have been lucky growing up female because men have always encouraged me to be as sexual as I want to be. I have always had a healthy fantasy life and a lot of sexual curiosity. Sometimes I get wild fantasies that are a huge turn on but I have no idea why. I really don’t care, though. If it gives me pleasure, I want to do it.

I also know that men, who must have at LEAST as many fantasies and just as much curiosity as I do, don’t have it as good. There are a lot of judgments regarding what is “okay” for men to do…or even what they can want to do.

Brooklyn Moore from Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch near Las Vegas

If a man wants to do an anal party with me, it’s considered okay to do it. But, a lot of people think that when a woman fucks a man in the ass, it’s suddenly not considered to be “heterosexual” activity any more. My question is; who came up with the idea that straight men are less sexually adventurous than women? And why shouldn’t men get to live out their sexual fantasies?

Brooklyn Moore will help you indulge your pegging fetish

Some people use the term “taking it up the ass” as an insult because it’s more submissive when being overpowered by someone more dominant. But the opposite is true. Most of the men who have come to me to enjoy this activity are not submissive men. They rule their world. They usually powerful in their private and business lives. They know what they want and they’re not afraid to ask for it. And they do ask for it. A lot. There are some submissive men who like this as well. Even though they enjoy a submissive role in the bedroom, they still enjoy being with a girl. I imagine if you really were gay, wouldn’t you be going to a guy instead of a hot chick with a strap-on?

Brooklyn Moore from the Love Ranch Vegas

What do they get out of it you might ask? Well, for one, anal stimulation is the same as prostate stimulation. A man can cum without ever having his penis touched through anal stimulation alone. And you can get your nut off very quick. I know that for a fact because I’ve experienced it with some of my clients and they have amazing, crazy orgasms when I am penetrating them. A lot of men also enjoy the pleasure I get when I experience what it is to have a dick of my own – even if it’s for a brief bedroom get-together. They encourage me to get into it and want to know how it makes me feel to fuck them. In honesty, it feels real good, my own Oklahoma-style rodeo sex, only my ride lasts a lot longer than 8 seconds.

So wanting or being intrigued by “Pegging” is not taking you outside your sexual orientation. You are what you are. No matter how you wrap it or unwrap it, it is sex between a girl and a guy. Yup, that’s right, Pegging is “straight sex”. The reality is that anal play, no matter who or what you are, can be very enjoyable. There are so many wonderful nerve endings there that there is no way that focused attention will not feel great. Not only that, but I found out it feels better for a man to receive penetration rather than a woman receiving anal because of that prostate gland. Just ask the guys who enjoy it, they’ll tell you how amazing those blast-offs can be.

Brooklyn Moore

The striking blonde that many men have fantasized about, Brooklyn Moore specializes in making those dreams come true. A licensed courtesan of remarkable skill and a woman with considerable adult entertainment experience, Brooklyn is a featured companion at Dennis Hof's Love Ranch near Las Vegas.

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To Love Well, You Have To Lube Well

People commonly believe that only middle-aged, postmenopausal women need to use lubricants for sex. Well, just as that belief is not always true—older women can do female ejaculation, for instance, which makes them as thoroughly wet and ready to be fucked as anyone could desire—I strongly believe that the liberal and creative use of sexual lubricants will improve the sex life of lovers of any age. It certainly has mine—and the lives of the sexy people that use my services as a courtesan.

Before I get to the several ways you and I can erotically enhance your sexual enjoyment with the slippery stuff, I should say that it’s important to select a lubricant that contains aloe vera and vitamin E, which are soothing no matter where they’re used, whether it’s with two slickened fingers—traditionally, the middle and ring fingers—plunging deeply into a wide-open pussy or up a sweet lady’s bum—like mine, which is big, soft, and bootilicious. It’s what men and women who savor well-formed fannies call a real tushy. It’s supplemented by a pair of lush and sensuous thighs that teasingly conceal a deep, cherry-red pussy that aches to be penetrated by the slickened fingers of a man or woman, a hard cock, a woman’s tongue, even a strap-on dildo wielded by a woman who has dreamed of riding another lady’s vagina. (You need a handful of lube for a dildo, because if she’s being fucked right, a horny woman’s cunt will milk all the lube off, so you’ll need to relubricate periodically. Bonus thrill for her gasp of pleasure as the dildo pops out of her [or me].)

Veronica Lovewell from Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch

Aloe vera is also recommended not only because it’s soothing to some of the body’s most sensitive tissues, but because it doesn’t contain oil, making it compatible with latex and polyurethane condoms (it won’t cause them to break down the way oils do).

Now I’m going to demonstrate the several ways that incorporating lube into your sex play can make your day a whole lot better. Imagine you’ve come to the Bunny Ranch to cum with me, and we’re sitting together on the bed in my room. We’ve stripped down to mutual nakedness, and we’re getting acquainted.

So, what’s the best way to slide into a new relationship with a woman like me? Letting your moistened fingers do some eager exploring of my body. I’ve turned to face you, my legs parted, my breasts presented, ready for your touch. Where on me would you like to start? Take some lube, spread it over your fingers, and maybe begin by rolling my nipples into erect points. The lube will give you a fluidity of motion that enables you to sculpt my nips without concern that you’re being too rough. If you gently massage both nipples with both hands, you’ll feel me getting tuned up sexually as my eyes mist over with pleasure and my titties rise and fall as my breathing quickens. Let me lean over to give you a grateful kiss, baby.

That tasted nice. Hey, Mr. Slickfingers, I feel you drawing circles and tracing the shapes of my boobs… And now your fingers are tracing freestyle snail-trails down my sides and over my belly button. I like the way you’re keeping eye contact with me while your mischievous digits are traveling ever southward. Let me get you some fresh lubrication.

Now I feel you caressing my inner thighs. Let those fingers swim back and forth, honey. Stroke my pubic hair with your wet fingers before you go for the vaginal goldmine. OH! You rascal! One of your wandering explorers is tracing the shape of my pussy lips, and teasing my clit. Every time your fingertip passes over my clit, I feel a delicious electric tickle. I’m opening myself to you.

Yeah! The lube allowed you to sneak a finger into my pussy. Can you feel how my natural wetness combines with the lubricant to create that unique warm flow that means this courtesan is ready to be fucked? But first, baby, slip two fingers into me and give me a little finger-bang, please? It feels so good. Push those fingers all the way in. Feel how my vaginal canal has lengthened to accept your fingers now, and your cock later? Your hardfella tells me how you feel. Let me get up and put my hands on the bed so you can finger-fuck me doggie style. Hear those wet, popping, kissy noises as you work those fingers deep in me? Those are the sounds of a happy pussy!

Lay back on the bed. It’s your turn now to learn the joys of getting lubed up. (And I’ve got a special surprise, too.) There’s a stiff rod sticking up from your crotch. Let me get some lube in my palms and rub them together. I’m going to stroke your shaft the two-handed way: one after the other, first really slow, my hands gripping your cock lightly, skimming over the tight, smooth penis skin, from the head to the balls. The lube feels really creamy and ticklish, right? Maybe I’ll increase the speed a little. (Some guys can’t stand the extreme pleasure and they suddenly spurt, but that’s OK. A little rest and a little more lube is all it takes to coax a new hard-on to stand up and take a bow.)

And now for the surprise. I take a towel and carefully wipe off the lube. Why? Because I’m going to replace it with a condom covered with edible flavored lubricant so I can suck that pretty dick. Let me just roll on the love-glove… Gosh, you’re hard. Didn’t know that flavored lube exists, did you? Surprise! And there are so many flavors available. Here’s a sampling: Aqua Mocha Java (Wicked); mint, grape, and strawberry (Liquid Sex); raspberry, pomegranate, and kiwi strawberry (Wet); pina colada (Aloe Cadabra); watermelon (Passing Licks); and cherry vanilla (Sliquid).

I like to distribute soft kisses all over that sleeved cockshaft, then lick and suck that sweet candy-flavored lube off. I get to the sucking part pretty quickly, because I love controlling a man’s pleasure with my mouth. Maybe it’s the sugar kick from the sweet, edible lube coating the condom, but I get so turned on I’m liable to grasp your dick and suck all the lube off the rubber. This may happen several times while I’m blowing you, meaning I have to replace the lube each time. It’s fun for me and I’m sure you won’t mind an extended BJ session.

After I’ve completed my cock-tasting, I apply a fresh coating of lube over and inside my cunt, smear that condom on your cock with mucho lube, and it’s time to fuck, and fuck hard, honey. Using lube transforms the experience of sex: It enables you slip inside me effortlessly and swiftly—all the way, balls-deep. The lube makes our genitalia more sensitive to touch. And you gain maneuverability for your cock: You can fuck me with several pile driving thrusts, or pull back so that just the tip of your cock is inside, and then slide the rest of that big snake in s-l-o-w-l-y, inch by delicious inch, or push in way deep and wriggle that Johnson around until you’re ready to cum (me too!).

And, if anal sex is your preference, a gob of lube will grease my back entrance, enabling you to slip your dick into my tight asshole and pump away until you’re ready to fill up that condom.

That satisfied smile on your face shows me that you’re the latest convert to my testament on the ability of lubricants to ensure the happy ending to any sex act, from a creative handjob to a sloppy, sexy BJ, and to the smoothest of pussy rides or ass plunges.

I’m Veronica Lovewell, your lubricious, delicious mistress of liquidity. Looking forward to seeing you at the Bunny Ranch!

Veronica Lovewell

With a genuine desire to please and be pleased, Veronica Lovewell is the perfect companion to enhance your love life. A fun, honest, and sincere woman with a diverse sexual skill set, Veronica is a courtesan of choice at Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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How Sugar Dating Introduced Me to Prostitution

I’m a romantic. I am also a millennial. So when I decided I wanted to get married as a single, 20-something living in Los Angeles, I did what any good millennial would do and took to the internet. Surely I’d find my husband on one of these social dating apps: Tinder, Bumble, PlentyofFish. Recent research revealed that 19% of brides-to-be met their husbands online, so I figured my odds were good! Ah yes, soon I’d be jetting off to Bora Bora with my new hubby on our tropical honeymoon feeling exhilarated, secure, and totally in love.

Lana West from Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch

I chose Tinder and started swiping. What would ensue were the single worst five dates of my entire life. It was like Tinder had recruited all the biggest assholes and crammed them into one tight space called the Tinderverse, aka My Nightmare. One guy invited me on a date to play pool, to which I arrived to find was actually a date with him and 10 of his closest friends. Once in a while, he’d remember I was there and would turn to me and whisper sweet nothings in my ear such as, “Do you have money for beer?” My tummy grumbling, he made up for his less-than-stellar start by inviting me to his house to share his homemade leftovers. How nice, I thought. He hopped into our Uber with a warm smile–that was directed at his friends because I was not inside the vehicle! He had unwittingly left without me while I took a short trip to the ladies room. Needless to say, he never got another date with me, although I don’t think he was interested in dating anyone but himself. The following four—and final—dates with different Tinderers were even worse.

Lamenting my troubles to a gal pal, she told me of a magical place on the internet where the men were handsome, polite, successful, and no-nonsense. “Join a sugar dating site–you’ll definitely have better luck,” she cooed. I made my sugar dating profile the next day, and soon I was getting tons of messages from seemingly great guys: doctors, lawyers, and businessmen with hair that smelled of rosewater and sandalwood, and strong bodies fed exclusively by Whole Foods. I chose the moniker, “IdealWifey,” because I am, in that I’m nice, driven, and sexual; I will always be a team player, I’ll always make money for us, and I’ll always have a very healthy sexual appetite. One of the greatest parts about these great guys was how great their pocket books were. I got caught up in the flash and the show of it all. One guy took me to the top of a skyscraper to a 4-star restaurant overlooking the entire city, feeding me hamachi crudo and foie gras terrine over our second glass of Duckhorn Cabernet 2014. Luxurious dinners were a regular affair, as were lavish shopping trips, fun vacations, and many exorbitant gifts. One even helped me buy a car.

I enjoyed the stimulating conversation and found their stories inspiring for my own business aspirations. I was offered business connections and future startup money. These guys believed in me! I was continuously impressed by the knowledge, power, and presence all these guys seemed to have in common; I definitely wasn’t in Tinder-land anymore. Soon I was flying all over the country to New York, Miami, Seattle, Chicago, going on vacations with my suitors, all expenses paid plus plenty of spending money, of course.

All the men I met on sugar dating websites just wanted to treat me nicely, fuck my brains out and give me all their money. It was too good to be true. It seemed that I had opened a Pandora’s Box that I could not un-open. I was drawn like a drug. After a few months, it was clear to me that there lied a direct relationship between money and sex. I’d meet a guy, and if we had chemistry and I was horny, we’d have sex. I’m pretty much always horny, so this outcome was common. Upon our goodbye kiss, he’d hand me a stack of cash and tell me to go pamper myself. If we didn’t have chemistry, I wouldn’t have sex and I’d leave empty-handed. It boggled my mind that normal guys, total law-abiding citizens with prominence in their communities, were totally okay with this.

“Yes,” I realized, “all this ‘arrangement’ jargon is just a euphemism for ‘prostitution’.” My experiences were that of deep emotional connection, quality memories, great sex, and lots of money—some of my favorite things! I decided that if this is prostitution, then prostitution is awesome and I’m 100% for it. If these men that I respected and revered approved of prostitution, I reasoned, then I do too! Being the fiercely independent woman that I am, I wanted to go make my own money instead of waiting on a sugar daddy to give it to me. I also wanted to ensure my safety, as my trusting attitude could have gotten me into trouble if I had continued to meet strangers online.

I wanted see what else this money/sex adventure had in store for my life. I called Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada and applied for a courtesan position, a move I was a little apprehensive about because of the social stigma. What would my friends think? There is not a social stigma for sugar baby prostitution, but for some beguiling reason unbeknownst to me, as soon as you go legal and safe within the confines of a licensed brothel, society balks. I really hope I can help get the message out there that sugar dating IS prostitution, and also that prostitution really isn’t a big deal. It can be fun if you have the personality for it, as well provide an invaluable opportunity that will serve as a springboard towards future successes.

So yes, sugar dating introduced me to prostitution, and now I’m one of the top earners at the most famous legal brothel in the world. Thanks sugar dating!

With the financial freedom I have garnered from sex work, I’ll be able to pay off my college loans and start a business next year, goals that would have been 10+ years away from feasibility if I hadn’t accidentally discovered sex work. I enjoy emotional connection, great conversation, and sex, and I get all of this at work. As a sexually progressive person, I assign no morality to the number of sexual partners one has; I think people should do what they want with their own bodies and be happy. I looked inside myself and found that Bunny Ranch makes perfect sense for me at this point in my life. It’s a personal choice that aligns with my morals, values, and goals. For now, I have put off the mission of meeting The One so that I can achieve my goals, but there’s ample time for love later, and I’ll be better equipped to start a family post-Bunny Ranch because I already have a nest egg.

The future looks so bright! I wouldn’t change a thing about the way things unfurled. Sometimes life is strange, but you just have to follow your heart and everything else will work itself out!

Lana West

A hot Los Angeles babe with class and sass, Lana West is the sex goddess that will take you beyond even your wildest wet dream. Miss West is currently a premier GFE companion at Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch near Reno, Nevada.

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Why I Love to Cater to the Introverted and Antisocial

Do you find social groups to be emotionally draining? Do you feel like you require extended time by yourself to feel recharged and refreshed? Well, you’re not alone—one third of our population feels exactly the same way. Would your electricity being cut off end your sex life? Let me plug you in, and we’ll make our own sparks, alone together, in comfortable privacy. Allow me to be your keyboard—stroke me till you find the answer to your desires. I guarantee the answers to your emotional and erotic needs can be found in my hands holding yours, my arms hugging you, my thighs welcoming you. I will never make you feel embarrassed, but will thrill you beyond anything you have ever imagined.

As an introvert myself, it has always been a struggle to socialize and open myself to others, but my lifestyle and career as a legal sex worker has brought me in touch with other anxious and shy people who have taught me how to be more open, and how to reveal the hidden sexual talents we all possess. All it takes is a kind, patient, and understanding person to bring a new lover out of his or her reticent state. I have taught myself to be that person. I want to show you the path to a thriving and stimulated social and sexual life.

Caressa Kisses from Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch

I flourish on growing with you and helping you dive into your passion. I find the balance of privacy and participation to be alluring. I start by taking you from masturbation to stimulation and slowly but firmly sliding you out of your shell. Let my soft sensual approach disarm you and be your guide. I take great pleasure in helping you explore the possibilities of sensual touch. As an introvert, your thoughts are always racing away and trying to analyze and improve your environment; knowing that, I can lay you in the lap of relaxation and tailor-fit your psychic settings to whatever your needs and desires may be.

I’ve made it my personal mission to give my fellow introverts, who are highly intelligent and emotionally advanced individuals, the opportunity to live beyond your screens and keys. To use me as your personal muse to create the intimate experience of a lifetime.

We are not limited to just the confides of my bedroom. We can engage in a romantic dinner and dancing, take in a movie, go bowling, or enjoy a picnic in the Sierra Nevada Mountains — Taking our time to become thoroughly comfortable with one another before walking you back to my room, hand-in-hand, to establish the beginning of our bond. After we get to my private suite at the Bunny Ranch, I will gently undress you, then ask you to undress me. That gets us used to each other’s touch, physical presence, body scents—anything that creates that sweet sense of trusting intimacy. We won’t hurry; I want to savor the sight of your nakedness being revealed, and I’m sure you’ll want to see my bare, beautiful body emerging before your eyes. You needn’t worry if you feel butterflies in your stomach—yes, you’re feeling nervous, but it’s the glow before the lovemaking.

After we’re both completely naked, we’ll sit and chat casually. Perhaps I’ll take your hand and place it on one of my breasts, and show you how to stroke it to make the nipple erect (and start turning me on, and you too). Being shy, you may feel weird about asking “permission” to touch my body, and my gentle action will make no permission necessary.

But, wait. We introverts fancy anticipation—that period of building up, feeling your breathing quicken and your imagination dance, knowing that you are indeed going to unite sexually with another person. For shy people who can struggle just working up the courage to ask someone on a date, the situation we’re in now will be a dream coming true. That electric thrill running up your spine is from my hand stroking you for the first time. All this anticipation will go on as long as we want it to. No hurry, no rush.

The feeling of freeing a man of their insecurity about sex is so wonderful. If the person is shy and particularly sweet, I may find myself later on laying in bed and touching myself to the memory of the encounter.

So, if you’re a shy violet like me, contact me so we can help each other sweep away all doubt about the wonders of sex. Allow yourself to be pleased and to please another. You deserve it!

Caressa Kisses

Legendary courtesan Caressa Kisses is a perfectionist in everything she does, and that includes all things sensual. Internationally renowned for her sexual prowess and flawless body, an encounter with Caressa Kisses is sure to be the apex of your sex life.

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Getting Off On Getting Me Off

You want to get off? I can most definitely oblige! As I mentioned in an earlier post, as a fully licensed and tremendously qualified sex worker, I can make you come harder and more satisfactorily than you ever thought possible. But you may be surprised to learn that my role as the living embodiment of your most intense sensual fantasies is not limited to fulfilling your physical needs. I know that men get off on a lot of levels, and giving you a gratifying orgasm is merely one of many ways to put a spring in your step after our session.

Pleasure is my business, and I am an expert at giving and receiving it. I’m well aware that many men get off on going down on a woman — listening to my moans of excitement grow as you bury your face in my muff, and pleasingly navigate my taut, wet world with your eager tongue while I writhe in rapturous joy. There are many reasons why men absolutely adore cunnilingus with a prostitute. Here are a few examples, from my experience, why men fancy reciprocating the bliss of sexual gratification that I so enjoy providing…

Chanel wants you to go down on her at Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch

You genuinely like me

News flash: My clients actually don’t treat me like a rag doll to be fucked silly and then casually tossed aside as if I’m some sort of sperm depository. I mean, you can if you want — nothing wrong with an occasional “Wham, bam, thank you Chanel” — but generally my lovers and I enjoy each other’s companionship, and we often develop an authentic connection that extends beyond the sexual. When you have legitimate affection for another person, you tend to enjoy making them as happy as they make you. What better way to show your appreciation for your favorite side chick than by feasting on my sweet snatch and making me climax as part of our no-frills relationship?

You have something to learn

It’s very common for people in relationships to not communicate effectively about sex. You’d be surprised how many men never learned how to appropriately perform oral sex on a woman. I promise, if you think that you lack sufficient pussy eating skills, you’re not alone. There are millions of guys out there in the same boat. You want to please your significant other, but you can tell that she’s just not feeling what you’re doing down there — and you also know that she doesn’t want to hurt your feelings by telling you that she’s not impressed with your cunnilinguistics. Not to worry, I’ve helped hundreds of men become capable muff divers. I can teach you everything your wife or girlfriend isn’t telling you, and you can freely ask me any questions in the safe and nonjudgmental environment of a legal brothel. With me as your pussy eating practice partner (say that three times fast), I guarantee that you’ll have the time of your life as you learn-by-doing(-me.)

You have Erectile Dysfunction

One of the best things about being a prostitute is that you learn, first-hand, about the facts behind the myths associated with sex. Many of my clients are older men, and a portion of those clients have to deal with Erectile Dysfunction. Having had sex with many, many men of all ages that suffer from varying degrees of ED, I’ve found that these men are far from the disappointing lovers society stigmatizes them to be. When men have Erectile Dysfunction, their penis becomes less central to their bedroom activities. Since these men tend to take more time to “ramp up,” they discover that the marvelous act of sex involves every part of their body, not just their penis. Indeed, some of the most amazing sexual experiences I’ve had have been with older men who have generously ravaged me with their hands and tongue, and have delighted in their newfound sexual prowess as they watch my eyes roll back and feel my body shiver with glee. Enjoying the full spectrum of sex acts is not only fun, but also helps alleviate the anxiety that intensifies ED, allowing you to get relaxed, rock hard, and ready for me to ride you home.

Chanel

Stunning blond bombshell Chanel prides herself on her sexual prowess and compassionate nature. As a choice companion, she's currently granting wet-and-wild wishes at Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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