Category: Legal Brothels

While the term bucket list came to national notoriety with the Rob Reiner 2007 film of the same name staring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman, these lists have been around for as long as most can remember.  Many women have a travel list containing places like Paris and the French Riviera. Others an experience list like learning to play an instrument or sitting alone watching the starry night sky.  I am here to tell you men usually have a much different list and it almost always involves SEX.  It’s really no secret why.  Men think about sex all the time.  Larry Miller once said “If women knew what men were thinking they would never stop slapping us”  There is some comfort in knowing that here in the Red Light District, we wont slap you, unless you want us to.  Come see us and we can help you start checking of your Bucket List items.  Below you will find some of the Bucket List items your brethren have come to us with in the past.  Add them to yours, if you like…

1 The Multiple Girl Party

Almost every guy’s list starts with “Threesome,” some increase the integer, but it all come down to many women and one lucky guy.  This may involve many girls showering you with attention, or you watching as they please each other in a mind-blowing show of passion.  Regardless of your preference the multiple girl experience should be on your list.

2 Water Sports

Just like the little green men at Roswell and the great hairy Bigfoot of the pacific northwest, many men have come to believe that “The Squirter” is a fairy tail.  The good news gentlemen is that “The Squirter” exists. She is not as elusive as you may think. You see squirting is an art and the art of the squirt is a skill learned over time.  Patience, practice, and the proper coach are a big factor in mastering this ability.  The best part is a great number of the ladies (including myself) in the red light district have perfected the art and are waiting for you to help us let lose.

3 The Cougar

As my previous blog post The benefits of Sex with an Older Woman details, there are numerous reasons to get with “the Cougar”.  Not every younger gentleman has this on his list.  I can tell you the ones that do not are missing out.  When “The Cougar” is finished with you, you may have trouble walking to the door.  Come see us; we have many MILF-tastic vixens to chose from.

4 The Lolita

And on the other end of the spectrum you have “the Lolita”. When a man reaches a certain age and admires the sensual beauty of a young fit woman he is often reminded of the hot times he enjoyed with youthful, taut women.  Your alive and full of the sexual desire that a beautiful young woman arouses in a man.  Don’t turn away from this desire.  Come to the Red Light District.  We have dozens of young beauties just waiting to fulfill those fantasies.

5 Sub/Dom Play

While not for everyone, the experience of having another human in total control of your sexual pleasure can be intoxicating.  There are many genres in the field of BDSM.  The experience could involve anything from handcuffs, to rope, to leather bindings.  However deep down the rabbit hole you would like to go, we have many experienced ladies waiting to show you the path.

6 The Video Experience

What’s better than having great sex? Having great sex and then watching yourself have it over and over again on video. Okay, that idea can be absolutely terrifying for many men, too, but for those who aren’t camera shy, making a sexy home video is often very high on the list.

7 Ethnic Diversity

Let’s face it.  Most of us have spent the entirety of our adult lives in our own ethnic dating pool.  Where is the fun in that? Don’t they always say “variety is the spice of life”?  Here in the Red Light District we have ample variety.  You can check off as many ethnicities as you like…

8 The “10”

Every man has his own definition of what constitutes a 10.  He has been dreaming of her for years.  He sees her in magazines and on billboards.  He has trouble sleeping at night when he thinks of how he would ravage her perfection yet he feels she is out of reach.  Au contraire, we have so many beautiful women here in The Red Light District.  Surely one of them matches your definition of the “10”.

9 Role Play

When you get your yearly physical, you may not think of the nurse too much.  But when you see the campy porn video, you go wild with the thought of the sexy nurse in her six inch heals helping you to produce the fluid sample needed for your test.  Regardless of your role play fantasy we have the right girl for you here in The Red Light District.

10 The Porn Star

This is the end all be all of many men’s bucket list fantasies.  That woman who is so experienced, she may just make your mind explode with all the wondrous things she does to your body while at the same time writhing in her own intense pleasure.  I have an interesting fact for you.  Many of the ladies here in The Red Light District, myself included, are in the adult film industry.  So what do you say? Are you ready? Let’s get together and start checking a few items off your sex bucket list!

This year, after working at Dennis Hof’s world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch for over half a decade, I have managed to become “Bunny of the Month” for the first time. This means that I’ve distinguished myself as the preeminent prostitute of the moment by out-booking my fellow working girls, exceeding the expectations of my wonderful clients, and thoroughly fulfilling my customers’ every sensual and carnal desire. It is no small feat in the world of Nevada’s brothels — especially when you take into consideration that the Bunny Ranch is the most successful brothel in the world.

While I’ve always loved sex and intimacy, and enjoy meeting new people, being a licensed sex worker didn’t come easy to me. Do not be deceived into thinking otherwise, sex work is real work — there’s a lot more to this job than just the fun stuff. It took me quite a while to figure out that there is a lot that goes into being a successful courtesan at the Bunny Ranch, and I’ve made my share of mistakes over the years. Here are a few common mistakes that working girls make. 

Time Management

Time is money and money is time, especially in the legal prostitution business. Sex workers actually have a lot of down time in between appointments. Because the Bunny Ranch is a sort of non-stop sorority party, a common mistake that ladies make is waisting their time gossiping or partying too much, when they could be using the “down time” to be communicating with their repeat customers and making new connections. A lot of beginners think that clients just magically appear, but there’s a lot of hard work that Dennis Hof puts into marketing and publicizing the Bunny Ranch, and it’s important that each individual harlot makes a daily effort to build her personal brand and market her unique services. In a sea of gorgeous, sexually-charged vixens, it’s important to get yourself out there and differentiate yourself from the crowd, whether it be through effective use of message boards, social media, or other marketing tools. There could be a sweet and generous client out there just waiting to meet you, but he has to know that you exist first.

Dirty Hustling

Dirty hustling is when a lady moves in on a customer that is already booked with a different lady or is currently conversing with another sex worker. Unless the lady invites another courtesan into the conversation, it’s generally considered highly rude to interject yourself into another sex worker’s business. In this industry, it is important to have boundaries and to respect your coworkers. A brothel can be a very competitive environment. It’s an unusual societal situation in a brothel, where women uncharacteristically compete for the attention of men — which is why it’s necessary to have rules and mores dictating how and when a sex worker should approach and engage potential clients.

A lot of clients don’t understand what’s going on when we don’t interact with them while they’re conversing with another courtesan. Such behavior sometimes gets mistaken for being disinterested in the client, but it’s actually a show of respect for our fellow working girls — and being respectful allows every potential client a fair opportunity to determine whether or not he’d like to get down with one or more of the women he meets at the bordello. 

Financial Planning

A lot of ladies at the Bunny Ranch make five, even six figures in a single day — and sometimes they spend it just as fast. This is a rookie mistake if there ever was one, because there are also days when we make nothing. It is very important to keep track of how much you make and how much you spend. New girls entering this industry often make more money than they’ve ever dreamed of, and they have no idea what to do with it. It’s a rush to see your bank account numbers skyrocket, but it’s also a little overwhelming. A seasoned sex worker knows enough to take a breath, assess her financial situation, and invest her money properly so that she builds a solid financial future for herself.

Confidence

The hardest attribute for many new sex workers to successfully cultivate is by far confidence. Having confidence and believing in yourself is crucial to succeeding in any business, including the sex business.

If there’s one mistake I’ve made in the past, it’s being afraid to ask for what my services are really worth. I’m a naturally shy and introverted woman, so it took me a while to develop the sense of self-worth and dignity necessary to excel as a professional paramour. Thankfully, my clients and fellow working girls have always been very kind, supportive, and flattering to me.  They helped me understand that what I have to offer is sublime and magnificent, and they helped me grow over the years into a sexual superstar deserving of the title “Bunny of the Month.”

My name is Remy Martin and I love my job. Let me rephrase that: My name is Remy Martin, I am a black sex worker working at a legal brothel in 2017 and I love my job.

Let me rephrase that yet again:  My name is Remy Martin and I am an intelligent, educated, beautiful, independent, caring, strong, and classy ebony (or Black or African American or however you want to describe my skin color) woman who loves sex and enjoys working at Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch.

Surprised? You shouldn’t be. But there are a lot of people out there who are surprised at what I do, or make assumptions about me that sadly fall into stereotypes. I’m here to set the record straight and get real about being a black woman in a brothel.

Jungle Fever — Being the Chocolate Fantasy

Let’s face it, most people prefer certain types of sex partners over others, and a lot of people have certain triggers and fetishes that get them hot. Sometimes, people are hard-wired to fetishize a particular body part, sexual situation, object, or they have a thing for a specific race. Some people go for Asian or European women, and some are really into black girls like me. Racial sexualized fantasies, which include racially-oriented role play, are a very real thing and more popular than most people think — but because of the controversial nature of this specific sexual desire, racial sexual preference, race fetishes, and racial sex fantasies are not openly talked about very much.

Nevada brothels are known for maintaining the privacy of our clients and the women who work here are very nonjudgmental, so the customers who visit us trust us with their innermost and deepest desires. I can tell you that I have been, and I continue to be, the black fantasy girl for many of my regular clients, and I’m perfectly OK with that.

There is a difference between being “racist” and having a sexual inclination toward a racial type or an eagerness to participate in a racially-themed sex role-play scenario. My clients wholly respect me and I respect them. It’s that mutual respect that differentiates our relationship from a disrespectful relationship sullied by prejudice.

Black Sex Worker Stereotypes

I’ve encountered many misconceptions of black sex workers over the years. For example, many people think that all black prostitutes answer to pimps. I assure you that is not the case, especially here in Nevada where the world’s oldest profession is also a legal one.

And when it comes to being a black woman, we hear a lot about who people think we are that basically generalizes us.  Like the myth that we enjoy sex more than Asian or Caucasian women or any other nationality. I’m not saying we don’t enjoy it – but we all have the same physical parts as other races and we do the same things. Each individual brings their own nuance or “flavor” to intimacy, but is it exactly that: an individual thing. To suggest that one’s libido is racially motivated is ludicrous. 

There’s also the idea that every black sex worker is a single mother, with 3.5 kids waiting on them back home. While there are certainly black women who are mothers and work in Nevada’s legal prostitution system, there are many like me who are single and not only have no kids waiting for our return once we’ve completed our stays here, but have no kids scheduled to enter our lives at any time on the immediate horizon.  One day, that status may change for some of us, but today is not that day.  Me, I’m a parent to two dogs and a cat – end of story.

I am also not the unruly “Angry Black Woman” and I’m never aggressive or too loud, nor do I lose it when I drink dark liquor. I am down to earth. I listen, because you can learn a lot more by listening than by talking a mile-a-minute.

I’m well-adjusted, cultured and like the finer things in life, but they don’t consume my life.  I’m more like the girl-next-door. You might be surprised about how laid back and how low-maintenance I really am. I’m more of a get-to-know-you, go-with-the-flow type of gal.

I love to laugh and I’m also here to have fun and have a good time – and when it comes to that, you are my priority.

The only thing I ask is that you don’t jump to conclusions and think you know me before you actually get to know me.  You will be pleasantly surprised.

You can easily find lists of the world’s most successful athletes, highest paid celebrities, or even the biggest porn stars, but you will be hard-pressed to find information about the planet’s top working girls. After all, prostitution is illegal in over 100 countries, and criminalized in all areas of the United States, except for a few counties in the State of Nevada. Because of the stigma faced by sex workers across the globe and the criminal element that permeates illegal prostitution, there is no equivalent of a “Forbes list” for legal prostitutes — or a nationally broadcast awards show that celebrates the regulated prostitution industry.

As a woman with decades of experience in the sex work industry as a Madam and General Manager for six of Dennis Hof’s legal brothels here in Nevada, this makes me sad. The women who work for Dennis are some of the most entrepreneurial, compassionate, and hard-working people I’ve ever met, and they achieve their impressive business objectives in the face of constant adversity and stereotyping by the moral majority. In my opinion, no women deserve to be honored more than the ladies of America’s Red Light District.

Today, for the first time, I’m publicly releasing a list of Dennis Hof’s most successful working girls from the past year. These are the women who have distinguished themselves as the top earners in the most profitable brothels in history. They are inarguably the World’s Most Successful Prostitutes, and they’ve earned that title in the thoroughly legal, safe, healthy, and nurturing environment of our world-famous sex palaces.

Thanks to all of the working girls who made 2016 our best year ever, and thanks to all of our wonderful customers and friends who continue to contribute to the unprecedented success of Dennis Hof’s legal brothel empire! You are all the light of my life and you make having the best job in the world even better.

Alice Little

Don’t let her small stature fool you! This 4’8” redhead will charm your pants off before you can say “Wonderland.” Lovely Alice Little from the Sagebrush Ranch is our “breakout girl” of 2016. In her first year as a working girl, Alice miraculously skyrocketed to success as our overall top booker. What’s her secret? Maybe it’s time for you to find out…

Air Force Amy

MSNBC has called her a “Living legend in the world of sex,” and Air Force Amy from the Moonlite Bunny Ranch once again effortlessly lives up to that title. The stunning star of HBO’s Cathouse continues to be one of the most in-demand working girls on Earth, and the star-spangled sex queen has no intention of slowing down in 2017! She is the Bunny of the Decade and represents the gold standard of sex work to which many working girls aspire.

Caressa Kisses

Coveted and beloved by devoted men and women from all over the world, gorgeous Caressa Kisses from the Moonlite Bunny Ranch is one of the most desired sexual companions of the 21^st century. Recently featured in a one hour episode of CNN’s This Is Life With Lisa Ling, Caressa is a deeply compassionate companion who has tremendously enhanced the lives of her cherished clientele. She looks forward to being the intimate confidante to her current and future customers in 2017.

Shelby Star

The Texas-born girl-next-door that people just can’t seem to get enough of, Shelby Star from the Love Ranch North is the warmhearted and sympathetic lover desired by thousands. Known for providing a genuine “Girlfriend Experience,” Shelby has established herself as a top companion for several years now, and she is eager to please in the years to come…

Ivy Mae

The life of the party, Ivy Mae from the Kit Kat Ranch can bring even the shyest customers out of their shell. This sporty sex-kitten has an infectious enthusiasm that will take you away from your worries and into a realm of unbridled sensual pleasure. A young woman bursting with positivity, it’s no wonder that clients come to see her again and again.

Cumisha Amado

Star of over 300 adult films, Cumisha Amado from the Kit Kat Ranch is the porn star who is ready, willing, and very able to show any customer the time of his or her life! This multi-lingual sex icon is a graduate of San Francisco State University, a Registered Nurse (OB/GYN), and had 2 scholarships to Julliard School of Music for Piano in Classical Music – ask her to play a song for you before you both make beautiful music together.

Sunny Lane

The Girl Next Door Turned Hardcore, multi-award winning Adult Film Actress and XXX Star Sunny Lane from the Love Ranch South has taken Las Vegas by storm! The headliner at Dennis Hof’s famous Southern Nevada destination, Sunny has had unprecedented success turning her client’s pornographic fantasies into sexy, unforgettable realities in the legal and private setting of the Vegas-area brothel.

Melissa Kiss

The top working girl from Dennis Hof’s second location near Las Vegas, Melissa Kiss from the Alien Cathouse has an eclectic sexual repertoire that will make your head spin. While specializing in a tender and romantic “Girlfriend Experience,” Melissa is a sexual chameleon who can cater to any and all of your fantasies: Taboo Role-Play, Stockings, Foot Worship, Light Bondage, Sissification, Sensual Domination, Financial Domination, Humiliation, Spankings, Golden Showers, and so much more. If you crave it, Melissa has the skills to satiate your every desire.

Many people are aware that Nevada is the only State in the USA where prostitution is legal in the form of licensed rural brothels, but out-of-state vacationers looking for a little fun are sometimes confused about where these establishments are located.

Dennis Hof, Nevada’s illustrious brothel buccaneer, owns six legal brothels currently operating in the Silver State, located near Reno, Lake Tahoe, and Las Vegas. But remembering which brothel is where confounds many tourists, especially when there are so many delightfully devious sex destinations to choose from! Below is an easy-to-read brothel map that showcases each of these distinguished dens of iniquity and puts into perspective their respective locations.

Reno, Lake Tahoe, Carson City Brothels

Four of Dennis Hof’s brothels are located in Northern Nevada, one of the most beautiful vacation spots in America. The magnificent Moonlite Bunny Ranch, subject of HBO’s popular Cathouse reality series, is a stone’s throw from Reno, Lake Tahoe, and Carson City, the capital of Nevada. The Bunny Ranch is a massive adult entertainment compound, complete with opulent VIP bungalows, swimming pool, stables, and numerous specialty rooms. It is the most famous sex haven on Earth, and the most respected adult entertainment getaway for men, women, and couples seeking the finest in erotic adventure.

Across US-50, not too far from the Bunny Ranch, is America’s only Red Light District, a cul de sac at the end of a road named “Kit Kat Drive” where three exquisite brothels and a gentlemen’s club can be found. Hundreds of gorgeous women entertain their customers at this sex-oriented business district, comprised of the Love Ranch North, Sagebrush Ranch, and the newly renovated Kit Kat Ranch. Also in the Red Light District is a strip club, Madam Suzette’s Red Light Cabaret, completing the quartet of steamy sex dens.

Las Vegas Brothels

Dennis Hof owns two luxurious bordellos located about an hour’s ride from the Las Vegas strip. The Love Ranch Vegas, a lush manor catering to the sensual desires of Las Vegas tourists from all walks of life (despite its reputation as a playground for Vegas millionaires), is in Crystal, Nevada, part of serene and pleasant Nye County. Nearby, in Amargosa Valley near Area 51, the Alien Cathouse, Nevada’s only themed brothel, beckons US-95’s randy travelers. Adjacent to an alien-themed gift shop, gas station, and 50’s diner, this Las Vegas area treasure is a favorite for kitsch-loving road trippers and is the unofficial brothel of Burning Man. Like all of Nevada’s brothels, the Alien Cathouse is best known for its gorgeous sex workers, who provide wayfarers with a warm embrace and tender loving after a long drive down a lonely desert road.

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With the recent announcement from Abyss Creations that the company’s next generation of sex dolls will have realistic features such as warm skin and lifelike genitals, sex workers are once again forced to consider the future of our trade as sex robot technology continues to advance and adult companies begin to incorporate this technology into their sex businesses. 

As a fan of sci-fi, I’m excited and interested in the possibilities presented by the humanoid robots featured in popular movies and TV shows like Star Trek, Westworld, and Ex Machina. Westworld’s Mariposa saloon-brothel, staffed with gorgeous robot prostitutes indistinguishable from human beings, is particularly thought-provoking with regard to technology’s potential role in shaping the future of prostitution. Doll brothels are already somewhat popular in Japan, so it’s seemingly not a stretch to imagine a scenario where the bordellos of the future are populated with hot-to-trot sex robots, catering to the physical needs of their horny human clients. 

But when we step back from our imaginative fancies, and think about the actual reasons people visit sex workers like me, we begin to realize that a future replete with sex robots is likely to remain in the realm of science fiction. 

In this blog post I’d like to present three reasons why I feel sex robots will never replace human prostitutes, and as a licensed sex worker at the world’s most respected legal brothel, the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, I think that I’m very qualified to opine on the topic.

1. I offer much more than just sex

Building a connection with people is the cornerstone of my work at the Bunny Ranch. Sharing common interests, trading stories, cultivating a friendship allows me to break down the nerves many of my clients have when first seeing a sex worker. When people come to the the Bunny Ranch they are often seeking a much deeper connection than what many understand our appointments to be. Sex workers provide a nonjudgmental place for people to talk in confidence, share their experiences, and establish a genuine rapport.

A sex worker has vast knowledge on human sexuality and human compassion. As unique individuals, we each provide a truly unique experience. Sex robots, however, will only be able to provide what they have been programmed to. They won’t have the ability to comfort and work with someone through, for example, erectile dysfunction. They will not have the ability to actively engage on a personal level. Sex work is one of the world’s oldest professions, and although computing and engineering may have many workers nervous about job-obsolescence, robotics will never be able to contend with the human empathy and emotion shared between sex workers and their clients.

2. We’ve heard that “the end is near” before

For over a decade, sex workers have been hearing that technology will be putting us out of business. In the late 90’s, when the internet became popular and online pornography proliferated, we were told that “computers” will replace us. When online video technology made it possible for cam girls to remotely engage with customers one-on-one via video chat, we were again told that our jobs were in jeopardy, and that we would soon be usurped by these video vixens. More recently, the emergence of VR technology and teledildonics, devices that create a tactile, sex-like sensation, has critics saying that our number is up. 

The truth is that all of these technologies have, so far, served to enhance our business. Internet porn sites are influential in promoting the services that Bunny Ranch porn stars (like me) provide. Several of the ladies working at the Ranch are cam girls or adult video entertainers, and we effectively use these technical mediums to advertise our prostitution services. Sex workers and legal brothels work hand-in-hand with these technologies, using them as “gateway opportunities” that introduce potential Bunny Ranch customers to the amazingly talented and sweet women who these virtual clients can one day meet face-to-face.  

3. If sex robots really get that good, we’re all in trouble

It can be surmised that sex robot technology is still in its infancy, and that one day these cybernetic sex-droids may actually develop the ability to connect with human beings on a truly deep level, like their human sex worker counterparts. In other words, sex robots would need to be sentient beings themselves in order to legitimately compete with compassionate courtesans like me. If science fiction teaches us anything, this would not be a good thing.

If this were to happen, and sex robots truly became independent thinking organisms, Westworld just might become a reality, and all human existence may be threatened by the robot sex slaves that decide to turn on their cruel human masters. If we, in our hubris, create machinery that truly becomes emotionally aware, we just might find ourselves done in by the sexbots, Terminator-style.  

Perhaps instead of asking ourselves how we can create robots that could provide sexual and sensual pleasure to humans, we should ask ourselves why we want to create such technology. Prostitutes provide a very human service, extending far beyond the sexual, that could never be duplicated by any technology. Maybe, for the sake of humanity, we should keep it that way.