More than Milk and Cookies for the Holidays
Posted by Alice Little on December 7, 2017
The holiday season is one that draws out the two extremes of human emotion. Some see this as a time for festive cheer, good will, and happiness. Others who suffer from the “Holiday Blues” instead tend to scowl at all the vibrant lights, feeling glum and lonely. Why is there such a huge difference between these reactions? Our attitude regarding the holidays tends to be shaped by our experiences growing up. Did you celebrate the holidays, or did they pass by with little notice? As an adult, do you still put up a tree or light the menorah, or are you instead forced to listen to 40 hours a week of Mariah Carey wailing about what she wants for Christmas? I call the latter option the Bah Humbug Christmas. Instead, why not treat yourself to a Bunny Ranch Holiday Season? We’re serving up more than Milk and Cookies around our holiday tree!
The holiday season comes with lots of tradition. This year, we invite you to make some new holiday traditions with our Brothel Family! Trust me, there will be more than kissing underneath our mistletoe. We can help you to reclaim the holiday season with the kinds of memories you’ll want to look back on! Each year, we decorate extensively for the holidays. Lights, stockings, decorations, and of course a Holiday Tree! Because our ladies come from a diversity of spiritual backgrounds it’s important that we honor and acknowledge the various seasonal traditions. Want to light the menorah for Hanukkah? Join us! Honoring the Seven Principles of Kwanzaa? Umoja (unity) is alive and abundant at the ranch. Have alternative beliefs? Please, share them with us! We do not discriminate, and seek instead to create a special holiday experience for everyone.
A holiday meal is an iconic piece of seasonal tradition. The Bunnies would love to have you join us around our table for a special meal, of course to be followed by decadent dessert. Sweet treats, delicious food, good friends, and great memories- a proper way to ring in the festive season! Northern Nevada transforms into a winter wonderland this time of year, with fresh-fallen snow and winter activities galore. Skiing, snowboarding, snowmobiling, and ice skating are just some of the seasonal favorites the Bunnies are eager to share with you! We can share some hot cocoa, warm up by the fire, and of course venture back to my suite for some wintertime cuddles.
However you decide to celebrate, the Bunny Ranch is the best place on earth to do it! With over 80 legal sex workers available, everyone is sure to find the perfect snow bunny of their dreams to enjoy the winter season with. Join us for a holiday weekend getaway- you won’t regret it.
Alice Little
Alice Little is a 4’8” red-headed cutie with a super-fit, all-natural body -- but don’t let her small stature deceive you. This friendly firebox is a pocket-sized sexual powerhouse with unparalleled lovemaking skills. A part-time girlfriend coveted by both men and women, Alice will make you feel right at home at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.
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Merry Christmas Alice Little and Tiara Tae! Are we allowed to say ‘Merry Christmas’ now? I think Donald Trump said we could say that now. I wished someone a Merry Christmas the other day and he gave me an evil look, as if I had just pooped on the floor in front of him. I guess that’s the way society is these days. I miss the good old days.