To Love Well, You Have To Lube Well

Posted by Veronica Lovewell on March 9, 2018

People commonly believe that only middle-aged, postmenopausal women need to use lubricants for sex. Well, just as that belief is not always true—older women can do female ejaculation, for instance, which makes them as thoroughly wet and ready to be fucked as anyone could desire—I strongly believe that the liberal and creative use of sexual lubricants will improve the sex life of lovers of any age. It certainly has mine—and the lives of the sexy people that use my services as a courtesan.

Before I get to the several ways you and I can erotically enhance your sexual enjoyment with the slippery stuff, I should say that it’s important to select a lubricant that contains aloe vera and vitamin E, which are soothing no matter where they’re used, whether it’s with two slickened fingers—traditionally, the middle and ring fingers—plunging deeply into a wide-open pussy or up a sweet lady’s bum—like mine, which is big, soft, and bootilicious. It’s what men and women who savor well-formed fannies call a real tushy. It’s supplemented by a pair of lush and sensuous thighs that teasingly conceal a deep, cherry-red pussy that aches to be penetrated by the slickened fingers of a man or woman, a hard cock, a woman’s tongue, even a strap-on dildo wielded by a woman who has dreamed of riding another lady’s vagina. (You need a handful of lube for a dildo, because if she’s being fucked right, a horny woman’s cunt will milk all the lube off, so you’ll need to relubricate periodically. Bonus thrill for her gasp of pleasure as the dildo pops out of her [or me].)

Aloe vera is also recommended not only because it’s soothing to some of the body’s most sensitive tissues, but because it doesn’t contain oil, making it compatible with latex and polyurethane condoms (it won’t cause them to break down the way oils do).

Now I’m going to demonstrate the several ways that incorporating lube into your sex play can make your day a whole lot better. Imagine you’ve come to the Bunny Ranch to cum with me, and we’re sitting together on the bed in my room. We’ve stripped down to mutual nakedness, and we’re getting acquainted.

So, what’s the best way to slide into a new relationship with a woman like me? Letting your moistened fingers do some eager exploring of my body. I’ve turned to face you, my legs parted, my breasts presented, ready for your touch. Where on me would you like to start? Take some lube, spread it over your fingers, and maybe begin by rolling my nipples into erect points. The lube will give you a fluidity of motion that enables you to sculpt my nips without concern that you’re being too rough. If you gently massage both nipples with both hands, you’ll feel me getting tuned up sexually as my eyes mist over with pleasure and my titties rise and fall as my breathing quickens. Let me lean over to give you a grateful kiss, baby.

That tasted nice. Hey, Mr. Slickfingers, I feel you drawing circles and tracing the shapes of my boobs… And now your fingers are tracing freestyle snail-trails down my sides and over my belly button. I like the way you’re keeping eye contact with me while your mischievous digits are traveling ever southward. Let me get you some fresh lubrication.

Now I feel you caressing my inner thighs. Let those fingers swim back and forth, honey. Stroke my pubic hair with your wet fingers before you go for the vaginal goldmine. OH! You rascal! One of your wandering explorers is tracing the shape of my pussy lips, and teasing my clit. Every time your fingertip passes over my clit, I feel a delicious electric tickle. I’m opening myself to you.

Yeah! The lube allowed you to sneak a finger into my pussy. Can you feel how my natural wetness combines with the lubricant to create that unique warm flow that means this courtesan is ready to be fucked? But first, baby, slip two fingers into me and give me a little finger-bang, please? It feels so good. Push those fingers all the way in. Feel how my vaginal canal has lengthened to accept your fingers now, and your cock later? Your hardfella tells me how you feel. Let me get up and put my hands on the bed so you can finger-fuck me doggie style. Hear those wet, popping, kissy noises as you work those fingers deep in me? Those are the sounds of a happy pussy!

Lay back on the bed. It’s your turn now to learn the joys of getting lubed up. (And I’ve got a special surprise, too.) There’s a stiff rod sticking up from your crotch. Let me get some lube in my palms and rub them together. I’m going to stroke your shaft the two-handed way: one after the other, first really slow, my hands gripping your cock lightly, skimming over the tight, smooth penis skin, from the head to the balls. The lube feels really creamy and ticklish, right? Maybe I’ll increase the speed a little. (Some guys can’t stand the extreme pleasure and they suddenly spurt, but that’s OK. A little rest and a little more lube is all it takes to coax a new hard-on to stand up and take a bow.)

And now for the surprise. I take a towel and carefully wipe off the lube. Why? Because I’m going to replace it with a condom covered with edible flavored lubricant so I can suck that pretty dick. Let me just roll on the love-glove… Gosh, you’re hard. Didn’t know that flavored lube exists, did you? Surprise! And there are so many flavors available. Here’s a sampling: Aqua Mocha Java (Wicked); mint, grape, and strawberry (Liquid Sex); raspberry, pomegranate, and kiwi strawberry (Wet); pina colada (Aloe Cadabra); watermelon (Passing Licks); and cherry vanilla (Sliquid).

I like to distribute soft kisses all over that sleeved cockshaft, then lick and suck that sweet candy-flavored lube off. I get to the sucking part pretty quickly, because I love controlling a man’s pleasure with my mouth. Maybe it’s the sugar kick from the sweet, edible lube coating the condom, but I get so turned on I’m liable to grasp your dick and suck all the lube off the rubber. This may happen several times while I’m blowing you, meaning I have to replace the lube each time. It’s fun for me and I’m sure you won’t mind an extended BJ session.

After I’ve completed my cock-tasting, I apply a fresh coating of lube over and inside my cunt, smear that condom on your cock with mucho lube, and it’s time to fuck, and fuck hard, honey. Using lube transforms the experience of sex: It enables you slip inside me effortlessly and swiftly—all the way, balls-deep. The lube makes our genitalia more sensitive to touch. And you gain maneuverability for your cock: You can fuck me with several pile driving thrusts, or pull back so that just the tip of your cock is inside, and then slide the rest of that big snake in s-l-o-w-l-y, inch by delicious inch, or push in way deep and wriggle that Johnson around until you’re ready to cum (me too!).

And, if anal sex is your preference, a gob of lube will grease my back entrance, enabling you to slip your dick into my tight asshole and pump away until you’re ready to fill up that condom.

That satisfied smile on your face shows me that you’re the latest convert to my testament on the ability of lubricants to ensure the happy ending to any sex act, from a creative handjob to a sloppy, sexy BJ, and to the smoothest of pussy rides or ass plunges.

I’m Veronica Lovewell, your lubricious, delicious mistress of liquidity. Looking forward to seeing you at the Bunny Ranch!