Brothel Owner Offers “Free Sex For Life” To the Person Who Can Prove Melania Trump was a Prostitute
Posted by Dennis Hof on February 22, 2017
While First Lady Melania Trump files her third defamation suit against the Mail Online over a 2016 article that accused her of having once been a prostitute, I’m stepping up to clear her name once and for all, by offering free sex for life at my legal brothel to anyone who can prove Trump was a working girl.
I don’t believe she was a prostitute, and I’m going to get to the bottom of this by offering a prize worth millions to anyone with information about Melania’s professional sexual history — a lifetime supply of complimentary sex at my Bunny Ranch.
Understand this: There is NO WAY the First Lady could have been a sex worker…and I’m an expert!
Prostitutes are compassionate, warm women who are able to convincingly play the role of their client’s girlfriend. Melania is an icy shrew who wears her emotions on her sleeve. She can’t even convince the American public that she isn’t absolutely disgusted by her husband — just look at her face in that viral inauguration video as she reacts to the President, absolute detestation.
There is a difference between a gold digger and a prostitute, and Melania Trump is no prostitute. She just doesn’t have what it takes to work at the Bunny Ranch.
Free sex at the Bunny Ranch is an offer that no person has ever refused, especially politicians, business leaders, and VIP types who may know a little about the President’s wife. If I don’t get a response in a few weeks, my point is proven — she’s no hooker.
As far as the August 2016 story claiming she was a sex worker, I actually don’t see why the First Lady is so upset.
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s fake news, but the First Lady should be flattered to be called a sex worker. My working girls are empowered women who make a fine living on their own terms — and they never have to marry a man they detest in order to make ends meet.
Photo of Melania Trump by DoD photo by U.S. Air Force Staff Sgt. Marianique Santos [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
Dennis Hof
Dennis Hof is the charismatic owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, the most famous legal brothel in the history of the world and subject of the smash hit HBO series “Cathouse.” Hof owns a total of seven licensed brothels throughout the state of Nevada including the Love Ranch, the Sagebrush Ranch, the Kit Kat Ranch, and the Alien Cathouse. Hof has lectured at Oxford, Trinity, the Sorbonne and hundreds of other major universities, colleges and public events around the globe and he is the author of the best-selling book, “The Art Of The Pimp: A Love Story” published by Regan Arts.
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“Empowered women”, never heard this term used before in reference to dirty whores.
Jeeze, judgemental much? These women are empowered and choose to do this work – they’re not scared kids or young women who have no recourse. These women are educated, bright, and healthy – likely more careful about their health than most people are.
In any case, calling them “dirty whores” says much more about you than it ever will about them.
Assholes are entitled to their opinion i guess