Sex Worker Conducts "Trump-Inspired" Poll of Democrat and Republican Clients
Posted by Alice Little on August 9, 2016
As a politically-oriented person, I’ve been closely following the political scene for the past year. Given the upcoming election and all the potential change it brings with it, I’ve been having more and more political conversations with my clients. I’ve seen democrats and republicans both, as well as people of other political affiliations, and had wonderfully varied experiences with them all.
Politics and Brothels normally don’t go hand in hand, but it’s an election year so political conversation is bound to ensue no matter where you find yourself. My clients appreciate chatting with someone who is aware of the political scene, and is knowledgeable about both potential candidates.
This year there’s been a lot of discussion about the poll results, especially by Donald Trump. He talks consistently about how accurate polls are, and how they reveal the true nature of things. Inspired by Donald Trump and his fixation on polls, I decided to start a poll of my own- one geared towards both politics and sex. Well, I’m excited to share my poll-verified findings with you today! Over the past 9 months, I’ve polled over 258 clients; 113 Democrats, and 145 Republicans. I compiled that data, and created the following charts to really put things in perspective. All the data is true to my own personal experiences, and I think you’ll find some of the numbers to be rather eye opening.
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Republicans are what you can the freakiest and weirdest when it comes to sex, but they have to closeted about as since they have this purely clean image and affiliation with the church they have to keep images even if deep down they know they are living a lie from beginning to end. Even at some swingers parties they are the most adventurous there but need for you to keep quiet about their private lives.
It seems Democrats like me are open about themselves and more honest than ever and feel their is no need to hide at all.
When they are exposed for their hypocrisy then they have go into modes of covering things up, denying all that they have been caught at, and even staying out of their own spotlight.
Hehehehe….I’m a republican and I don’t go to church and I’m estimating most…not all…but most of the Republicans I know don’t attend church ever as I’ve known them so long….I know several diehard bernie supporters that have always voted democrat that attend church faithfully and church fills much of their social schedules…what I have experienced is that the Republican party is more accepting of religion as apart of the party where the Democrat party ignores religion…it’s just a different platform philosophy but both parties contain many religious type people…although I’m not personally religious I find in a overwhelming majority of cases such people in either party are typically very good people that have value in our society…did you know that 50% of agnostics are republican and 50% democrat of agnostics who identify or register with a political party….how could this be….agnostics in the Republican party…..say it isn’t so…..hehehe
Omg I love this! As someone who participates in bdsm and a fellow science nerd I find the statistics amazingly detailed and concise.
An interesting artical but not something we do in the uk.
Hah, this is amazing. Gives quite an insightful look into how different parties present themselves, compared to how they actually behave.
I’d like to suggest another survey.Religious affiliation & frequency of attending worship.
I’d simply like to say “kudos on the foresight for inquiry”. These are just summary statistics – she’s not modeling anything. But if you can look at these data and NOT harken to your ‘gut’ feelings about priors in the realm of stereotypes….well…then you’re a better human than me.
Alice – give me the raw data! I’ll run a full analysis 🙂