Tinder Vs. Legal Brothels — Why Tinder is Boosting Nevada Brothel Visits

Posted by Dennis Hof on March 2, 2017

Today, while being interviewed for a morning radio program, I was asked about how the ridiculously popular dating app Tinder is affecting my legal brothel businesses. I’ve never spoken about this subject before, but the conversation I had this morning has me thinking about how Tinder positively impacted Nevada’s legal prostitution industry — and why Nevada-style sex-for-pay is a better option for sexually active people looking for a hot hookup.

With over 100 million downloads and well over 10 million daily users, Tinder is pretty much the top dating application out there, and, let’s be honest, it’s primarily utilized by men and women looking for a quick lay. Tinder is like a worldwide singles bar that you can enter at any time — a meat-market that fits in your pocket — and it’s a platform that strongly encourages and helps facilitate casual sex encounters. Sounds like fun, doesn’t it? At first glance Tinder may seem like a magic wand that can miraculously conjure up nookie whenever its users get the urge, but Tinder is no Bunny Ranch. The dating app is doing sex-seekers more harm than good, and I believe Tinder is one of the reasons why my prostitution business is on the upswing. Here are a couple of reasons why…

Tinder Increases the Rate of STD’s — My Brothels are Disease-Free

Tinder-inspired hookup culture is encouraging casual sex but not encouraging safe sex. I own two legal brothels in the Las Vegas area, the Love Ranch and Alien Cathouse. Over the past two years, business at these cathouses has been booming. One reason why so many Las Vegas tourists are frequenting my legal brothels is because Vegas reported a significant increase in sexually transmitted diseases from 2015 to 2016.

When this STD outbreak was first reported, I was baffled as to why it was happening. When one of my working girls explained to me how Tinder was reinventing the casual encounter, it rapidly became clear to me why dating apps are actually boosting the brothel business. The sexual stupidity Tinder encourages is not only causing an unprecedented and unnecessary STD epidemic in Sin City, but also frightening Vegas tourists. It’s easier than ever for Las Vegas vacationers to make the decision to visit my STD-free sex dens. Tinder has turned Vegas into a playground of disease and paranoia, so my medically-tested prostitutes are more in-demand than ever.

Tinder Reduces Self-Esteem — My Girls Boost Self-Esteem

Tinder allows users to quickly review dozens of profiles with one finger by simply “swiping.” A swipe to the right indicates interest, a swipe to the left is means rejection.

According to a 2016 study presented at the annual conference of the American Psychological Association, Tinder users have lower self-esteem than non-users. Because Tinder functions to encourage rapid rejection of people that users consider unattractive, the study found that “male and female users reported less satisfaction with their bodies and looks.”

This is horrible! Isn’t hooking up and having great sex supposed to make people feel good about themselves? No wonder men and women are flocking to my working girls. People are desperately seeking passionate lovers who will treat them with the respect they deserve as human beings. Tinder users want to be with sex partners who will boost their self-esteem, not destroy it. The beautiful women who work in my brothels are experts at treating their customers like they want, need, and deserve to be treated. When a customer leaves one of my establishments, he or she will have a spring in their step and will have the confidence to take on the world.

Tinder is at best an ineffective tool that harms the very people it’s designed to assist, and at worst a plague on mankind. I believe that we have yet to see the long-term negative psychological effects of Tinder on society. I’m just glad that I can provide a valuable service to the thousands of lost and dissatisfied Tinder users who visit my brothels every day. Maybe it’s time for me to finally launch my Bunny Ranch hookup app…