Sex-Shaming and President-Elect Donald Trump

Posted by Alice Little on January 12, 2017

There’s an old saying in the kink world: “Your Kink is not my Kink, and thats okay!” It’s high time America steps up and takes on this saying as well. Recently there has been some unverified news that our soon to be president, Donald Trump, may have hired sex workers to perform a sex act known as a “golden shower.” For those who are not familiar with the term, a golden shower is a sex act involving urinating on someone, or being urinated on. Now I imagine the vast majority of readers just wrinkled their nose at the mere thought of being a part of this act. That’s a totally normal response, and totally okay! What isn’t okay is to take to social media with the hashtags #GoldenGate and #peeotus and slut-shame our President to be.

Sure, its not what most would choose, and not what most people would imagine our POTUS to be interested in. But lets face it — our country certainly has a precedent for having a president’s sex life and sex interests exposed. Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky — we all still remember that. We as a country love gossip, and happily spread the news of our government official’s sexual exploits. But is this really the kind of image we want to portray to the rest of the world? I propose a healthy, legal solution for public figures looking to add a little kink to their sex lives: Visit a legal Nevada sex worker. Here are a few reasons why they should…

1. We’re Discreet

From your blue collar every day American right up to the POTUS, your privacy is important to us. We’re not going to out you, or reveal what your interests are. Rather than allegedly seeking the services of illegal escorts, perhaps Trump should have reached out to one of the ladies here at America’s Red Light District.

2. We’re Legal

It is 100% legal to pay for sex or kink services at a Nevada Brothel. We even use discreet billing for your added protection! This is the perfect solution for those high-up government officials wanting to avoid sex scandals.

3. We’re Non Judgmental

It’s perfectly okay to explore your fantasies at as brothel, be that being urinated on, tied up, or having the wild orgy of your dreams. We’re in the business of making fantasies into reality. If you want to have the Bill Clinton experience and receive a blowjob from your sexy secretary while sitting at your desk — we can make that happen.

4. We’re not owned by foreign interests

Concerned that your urinary yearnings will lead to pissing off foreign heads of state who may look to rain on your political aspirations?  America’s Red Light District is owned by a red blooded, weapon waving patriot in fellow television reality TV star Dennis Hof, and you can rest assured that he has no interest in telling any intelligence agencies where you’ve been marking your territory.  Hell, he thought “kompromat” was a place that people who live in apartments go to do their laundry!  Wet his bed all you like…Our sheets are always maintained as lily white for your ideological comfort.

My closing thoughts are that it’s never okay to shame someone else’s sexual interests, even if they are the president-to-be’s. For those wanting to avoid such public shaming, stigma, and judgement, seek out the services offered here in Nevada. You take your car to a mechanic to get it fixed; in turn, you come to a Nevada Brothel to live out your sexual fantasies. A final message for Trump: In the event that you do have the urge to enjoy a little tinkle and sprinkle, please, save our country and yourself from further public humiliation, and come spend some time here at your legal Nevada brothels. I promise you’ll have the time of your life.