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It's time to decriminalize and destigmatize sex work.

Repeal all Certificate of Need laws!!!!!!!

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Department of Defense fails six audits, while I have to explain to the IRS why I received $700 through Venmo.

A new religion that will bring you to your knees. Black Velvet, if you please!

check_ports.yml - ALERT, some ports are not listening

It is No Nut November!

Men who hire sex workers are sex addicts.

Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free. They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agree. Show them to me

You have prepared well. Your opportunity is coming.

Good news will be brought to you by email.

A golden egg of opportunity will fall into your lap this month.

Congratulations to Kylie Moon for being Dominatrix of the Month for September!

Thursday waiting for love. Waiting for love!

Wednesday my empty arms were open.

Tuesday I was through with hoping.

My new book, "The Art of the Simp: One Man's Search for Lusty Ladies", is on sale at Amazon.com. Get your copy today!

Today we celebrate the Constitution of the United States of America, the most enduring written constitution on Earth.

Ob la di Ob la da, life goes on Bruh! La la how life goes on!

Tantric sex in an American brothel is CULTURAL APPROPRIATION! Just don't do it.

September is Suicide Prevention month.

Wasting away again in Margaritaville. Searching for my lost shaker of salt. Some people claim there's a woman to blame, but I know........

Anti-opioid bias causes needless suffering.

Wanna date my avatar? She's a star! And she's better than reality by far.

I got no motivation, where is my motivation? No time for the motivation! Smoking my inspiration.....

Writing a book titled "How Brothels make Climate Change Worse!". Reserve your copy at Amazon.com now.

I should've flown with someone else or gone by car. Because United breaks guitars!

RIP Jim Larkin, journalist and supporter of free speech. You will be missed!

please don’t come to me asking for goodwill prices when I’m literally Dior

I want you to know I believe in your song. Rythm and rhyme and harmony. You help me along, making me strong!

Lets go Brandon!

I'm not ashamed to admit. I shopped at Target!

Due to inflation the cost of eating out has gone up! From now on 69 shall be referred to as 96.

If you don't love me now, you will never love me again! I can still hear you saying you would never break the chain!

I fully believe that Bitcoin can survive a full scale attack by the US Government.