I'm an Italian/American. My cousins from Italy sent me a couple of Italian jokes. The first goes like this: The Devil: I'm looking for you. Me: Bring pizza. The second goes like this: We have our mouths full that is why we speak with our hands.
I downed my coffee and faced the day...like a viking! I would definitely be willing to take part in this study!
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I received another joke from my Italian cousin from Italy. "Bless me Father for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot tell her name." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa DiAngelo then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over. "What'd you get?" "Four months of vacation and five good leads." Btw, my Italian cousin from Italy is a female.
