@MickeeBee actually owns several Castles all over the world! She likes to visit each one and sit on her thrones and imagine having knights at her beck n call! All hail Queen Mickee....
@grizzly is in training to be an MMA fighter and has thrown insults to the manhood of Brock Lesnar, Anderson Silva, Jon Jones and Daniel Cormier
Sorry I was gone for a week, BigAlbowski, I was putting that plan in motion. The sign was changed, by me, in high heels, and a dress. It was very windy. I think I caused some traffic accidents. For twelve whole hours.
@Natasha Star has been known to walk down the middle of the highway naked handing out pamphlets on seatbelt safety!
Well, safety IS important... lol. BigAlbowski painted the Golden Gate bridge a non-regulation orange color by moonlight one year. It stood that way for two weeks before it was re-painted. That is why some pictures in google of the Golden Gate look more orange than others. Queue "The more you know...." jingle
Natasha Star is one of the Leather Goddesses of Phobos, sent to Earth to kidnap an earthling and use him for testing their plan to enslave humanity. If she succeeds, all of Earth will be turned into the Goddesses pleasure dome.
@Lunch Buffett was scheduled to drive in the Indianapolis 500 but overslept due to watching porn until 6 in the morning!
And BigAlbowski was the porn stud in those movies.... (which also featured many of the lovely ladies of the ranch!)
Big Albowski is an inter-galactic fugitive, wanted by the sentient Chronicoms for tampering with the universe.
Big Albowski is currently directing the film, "The Secret Life of Dildos", featuring animated, anthropomorphized sex toys.
@Lunch Buffett was the inspiration for look of Chucky the doll in Child's Play thanks to an affinity for overalls!
@BigAlbowski comes up with advertising and marketing campaigns for a living. He was watching some kids battle out a tricycle duel trying to act cool and tough in front of his house one morning, than quickly ran in and called Mountain Dew corporate headquarters with an idea. Next thing you know...
@Natasha Star has discovered a comet that will hit the heart shaped area on Pluto... She named the comet Heartbreaker!
BigAlbowski's hobbies include: Performing at poetry slams about things he sees out during his day, ordering and selling antique teddy bears online, and experimenting with new ways to trim and style his facial hair... right now he is rocking an english mustache.
One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead men got up to fight. Back-to-back they faced one another, Drew their swords and shot each other. One was blind and the other couldn't see, So they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play, A dumb man went to shout "hooray!" A paralyzed donkey passing by, Kicked the blind men in the eye, Knocked him through a nine-inch wall, Into a dry ditch and drowned them all. A deaf policeman heard the noise, And went to arrest the two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, Ask Mercedes - she saw it too!
@Lunch Buffett plans to resculpt Mount Rushmore into the images of Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Princess Leia, and Chewbacca from Star Wars!
@BigAlbowski was hired by LunchBuffet to check mount rushmore for precious artifacts and treasure prior to his Star Wars renovation work, because he saw National Treasure on TV and thought it was a documentary. BigAlbowski thought it was a joke until he actually found the treasure and brought me in to help move it. I mean, wait, he didn't find treasure. We never found treasure. There is no treasure. Forget I said anything. NO MORE QUESTIONS!
@Natasha Star now wants to be referred to as "Twelve" because she feels she is better than Eleven on Stranger Things.... And lets admit it... she is!!!!!
@ColinSTL was found guilty of public nudity and sentenced to polish the Gateway Arch in St. Louis with Turtle Wax!
ColinSTL was the official sanctioned handmade toothbrush maker for the Pope. He did such a good job, several heads of state contracted him to make their handmade toothbrush as well. In secret, when he did repairs, he kept bristles from their brushes and sold them on ebay for millions of dollars, which he used to buy the St Louis Cardinals.
@Natasha Star is able to recite all of the works of Mark Twain from memory and each month gives a lively recitation of "The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County"
Big Albowski works as a ketchup inspector for the Federal government. He enforces the regulation that ketchup may not flow faster than 14 centimeters in 30 seconds at 20 degrees centigrade, as measured by a Bostwick Consistometer. The next time you put ketchup on your hot dog, remember that Big Albowski is out there taking runny ketchup criminals to jail!
@Lunch Buffett will only watch the film Jaws on an outdoor screen while floating on an inner tube in a pool
@BigAlbowski likes takes ATVs into the backwoods to go Bigfoot hunting. He's been on TV several times as a consultant on those sasquatch shows. He travelers around the country to bigfoot, sasquatch and abominable snowman sighting locations, doing lectures on the lifecycle and habits of the creatures. Its been alleged that he walks around in a bigfoot costume when no one is looking to try to get inside their heads.
