╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare!

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

If you hear me screaming, "Yes, Merlin!" I guess I'll have all my bases covered!

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

As long as you're screaming, you can call me "Milo" for all I care, and I'll still respond! You're pleasure is the number one priority! Does this mean I should bring the wizard costume with me to put you in the mood? Nothing says turn on like an oversized robe with a hood! :wink:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

No robe and hood necessary. You won't be wearing anything for long. :twisted:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Don't forget that I am a magician. One quick abracadabra and your clothes will disappear too! You don't even want to know what happens when I use shazam! Something tells me that magic will be a plenty when we are together! You have techniques that even Houdini couldn't perfect--I've seen them myself! :twisted: :wink:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

What if I DO want to see what happens when you use "shazam"? :twisted:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

A magician can't reveal his secrets, but I will assure you that it will be an earth-shattering experience! It will excite, mystify, make you shake and quiver all at the same time! If that sales pitch has your attention, feel free to request my services at any time. I can tell you that I'm a master at slight of hand, and slight of tongue! :wink: :twisted:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Consider your services officially requested!

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

I'll grab my cape and tophat, and I'll be right there, I'm riding my unicycle, so I should arrive around January. I must warn you--after I perform, you will never be quite the same! I will not only show you magic, but I will make you feel it too. We will truly be where the magic happens! :wink:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Wow! Just when I think you can't get any more talented, you show up riding a unicycle?

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

I'm sure I only have my talents, because I have you as my inspiration! For my next trick I will ride a unicycle, while standing on my head, and reciting Shakespeare! No matter what I can do now, I know there are plenty of things left for us to discover together!

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Riding a unicycle on your head while reciting Shakespeare?

Can't beat that. Unless you're naked. :twisted:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

I'm sure that can be arranged! This could be dangerous, though. The "North Pole" will be heading south! I always thought reversing the poles was a bad idea!

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Depends on the position. You'd be surprised! :twisted:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Consider my interest piqued! Whether you want to defy gravity or look like a pretzel, I'm in! I bet you never had to make it work on someone who was upside down, while balancing on a unicycle! :wink: :twisted:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

There's a first time for everything!

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

I'm sure there are plenty of firsts that lie ahead for us! With you, defying the laws of physics should be a piece of cake! Together, we can prove that Isaac Newton was wrong about gravity! :wink:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

That's one law that's meant to be broken, if you ask me! :twisted:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

There are plenty of laws we can break--- gravity, friction, motion, etc... You name it, I'm in! You know, I thought you were an officer of the law, but it seems you have gone rogue. I might have to make a citizen's arrest and teach you a few lessons! :wink: :twisted:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Anna, I think we may have to work-in a combination of your first two stories sometime during our long out-date. What do you think? A bit of role-reversal and a sexy dream added to the ideas/activities I've already planned...
We'll have over a week to amuse ourselves. :wink:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

That is amusing.

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Still serves as great fantasy fodder for my, ahem, "alone time". :wink: :twisted:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Exclusive lessons? :twisted:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

They better be exclusive! The last thing I want, or need, is someone else wandering in in the middle of my lesson plan! However, I think you should be the one teaching. Something tells me curriculum you provide is way more interesting and hands on than anything I could come up with! :wink:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

I hope you're right!

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Wow!!! Now I know it'll take more than a week!!! :wink:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

You think so?

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

I most definately do.

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Deal. Just be sure to pay close attention. You'll be putting that knowledge to good use.

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Should I bring a notepad or a recorder to document the lesson? I wouldn't want to miss anything! After the lesson finishes, I think I need to have an open book test to find out what I have learned, with your assistance! Hey Anna, wanna be my lab partner? :wink:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Lab partner sounds good. Lap partner sounds better! :twisted:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

*imitates Horshack* "oou oou oou"

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

I think we can have both! It's always easier to get away with things when you put them under the guise of an experiment, and the lap partner is an important experiment! It's all for intellectual advancement! I would say that I would give you a ride on my knee like Santa, but I think I have a better place! :wink: :twisted:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

:lol:

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

Your sleigh?

Hmm ... strike two ...

 

Re: ╚☆ ANNA SUVARI'S EROTICA: My fantasies laid bare! (updated!)

:lol:

Maybe, it's one of my magical reindeer! We could always play charades to settle this burning question! :wink: