Turkey sandwiches Diced turkey mixed in with stuffing Cubed turkey stir-fried with cubed green pepper, tomato, and pineapple and served over rice Turkey, cheese, and mushroom omelet Puree the turkey and then use the puree to make a trail of footprints leading from the oven to the back door. Wait for someone to find the footprints for the fun to begin. My last one didn't show a creature coming out of the oven, but it hinted at it. Old horror movies used to do this by having little visual and auditory cues (scraping footsteps in the night, etc.) instead of a straight-on shot of a 10 foot tall monster with razor-sharp claws. Gimme 5 movies/TV shows/books that hinted at the monster/bad guy for at least part of the time.
MASH (so much better than the movie) Dukes of Hazzard (this was a show about a beautiful woman wearing cut-off jeans shorts, some guys doing things with cars, and a beautiful woman wearing cut-off jeans shorts) WKRP in Cincinnati ("I thought they could fly!") The Jeffersons (because every once in a while George acted like a good human being) Wonder Woman (every episode was the same thing: There was a plot, there was more plot, then she'd do that twirly thing and I couldn't pay attention to the rest of the plot) Back in the 70s we were told of all sorts of great technological innovations that would happen within 50 years, some of which actually happened. Gimme 5 technological predictions (whether they came true or not) from the past.
Flying cars Self driving cars TV phones Food in pill form Moonbases Gimme 5 favorite "one hit wonder" songs?
This one was harder than it appears - many one-hit wonders are poor songs that become popular because of a gimmick. So because of the gimmick I hate them, even though they're popular. Crazy - Gnarls Barkley (Also in the Kick Ass movie) Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol (This is a good song so I'm amazed a band this good only had the one hit) Wherever You Will Go - The Calling (See above) Breakfast At Tiffany's - Deep Blue Something Counting Blue Cars - Dishwalla One-hit wonders are often: Slap something together in a day, give it a womp-womp, and become a star! Gimme 5 things (anything, not limited to songs) that took a while to create.
The Avatar sequel Sistine Chapel ceiling Great Wall of China Apocalypse Now The Moon Landing Gimme 5 films you would NOT want to find yourself a character in
A Quiet Place - If you're not good with your hands, you don't survive long in this world. And I'm not. Ringmaster - A reenactment of Jerry Springer. I never understood the appeal of a show where you treat people like crap until they hit each other with chairs. Vacancy - Everyone in this movie is either tricked into being in a snuff movie or one of the monsters arranging it. Any porno - I'd be self-conscious about my dialogue, like do I say "I'm here with your pizza, and here's some extra sausage!" or "I'm here with your pizza, and here's some extra sausage!"? Home Alone - The only people I liked in that movie were the burglars, and they went to prison! Jussie Smollett was found guilty so he'll probably lose his acting job. I thought Subway might hire him as a spokesperson, but that probably wouldn't work out. Gimme 5 people that would be terrible as spokespeople (you can pair with a particular product if you want (e.g. Smollett - Subway), but some people would be the kiss of death for any product they promote)
Alec Baldwin for Smith & Wesson Snoop Dog for D.A.R.E. America (Drug Abuse Resistance Education) Kim Kardashian for the Catholic Church Tiger Woods for Viagra OJ Simpson for any glove company Gimme 5 favorite mixed drinks
I'm not replying with an actual . . . y'know - reply, but wanted to say that this was brilliantly creative! Someone else, feel free to come in with another 5.
Mimosa Martini Pina Colada Margarita Mojito Of course, mixed drinks are best at a bar and what do you also find at a bar? Pick-up lines! Gimme 5 pickup lines you'd love to use on the ladies at the ranches, or 5 pickup lines you'd love them to use on you.
If you would go on a date with me, give me a little smile. I’m not someone for a one-night stand, but I could spare two or three hours. I have no idea who you are, but I would really like to know. I’ve had a terrible day so far. But your smile saved it. Your eyes tell me a lot, but they won’t tell me your name. Gimme 5 things you love about snow!
It eventually goes away If there's enough of it: You can make a 6 foot tall penis (and some of us don't even need snow for that!) Kids can make a few bucks shoveling sidewalks You can say to your wife "Honey I'd love to drive to the store to get your cream cheese, but the roads are too slick!" If it's cold enough that the snow's grainy and the wind's strong enough to whip it into dunes, when you wake up your backyard looks like a white Sahara desert. Speaking of the Sahara, it's inhospitable and yet people live there. Gimme 5 reasons you/other people would live in an inhospitable environment whether it's made that way by nature or manmade.
Inexpensive If you hate people it's not crowded Prove your toughness Getting away from rat race No other option Gimme 5 TV or Movie Stars you think are overrated
Green Lantern Samel’s Lot Queen of the Damned Flowers in the Attic The Last Airbender Gimme 5 One Hit Wonders!!
Peter Schilling – "Major Tom (Coming Home)" Nena – "99 Luftballons" Martika – "Toy Soldiers" Aqua – "Barbie Girl" Deee-Lite – "Groove Is in the Heart" Gimme 5 Foods you Hate
Washington Commanders Detroit Lions Houston Texans Baltimore Ravens Cleveland Browns Gimme 5 chicken dishes
Chicken Alfredo Chicken and Waffles Chicken and Dumplings Chicken Parmigiana Chicken Tacos Gimme 5 Flowers!!
Chase Nevada State Bank Bank of America Wells Fargo Greater Nevada Credit Union Gimme 5 Historical Events!
1099... The First Crusade 1492.... Columbus sails to America 1215... Magna Carta signed 1431... Joan of Arc execution 1585...Founding of Roanoke Colony Gimme 5 types of Sharks