What would I really do if I were to win the Powerball drawing? Travel? Where to live? Condo or house? Definitely pay off all my bills and those of my immediate family. Do I become a venture capitalist or do I invest and let my money work for me so that I can pursue other things? Yes these would be nice problems to have.
I guess we would need aliens to tell the story of what happened to humanity. lol, is it weird I keep thinking about this!! You’re blowing my mind on this one Randy!
Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie that's entirely end credits. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
If Apple manufactured clothing they'd probably have all the belt loops on their jeans a different size than normal, so you'd also have to buy an Apple Belt. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
There should be a reality show where flat-earthers have to find the edge of the world. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Accidentally liking someone's post while snooping through their profile is the digital equivalent of stepping on a twig while sneaking through the forest. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
If humans could fly, we would considered it exercise and wouldn’t do it. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Are you listening to Miss Randy Vegas? That is Brillant Randy! 3 hour layover Suck but it's worth it when coming to see you!
I'm sure they woukd make a lot! If you always have a kids movie playing in one abd the latest in another it would help parents. I saw this poor single mom of 4 traveling and she was so upset. Trying to keep the kids quiet and busy. Being able to take them to a theater would be great. We need to work on this.
Ever sit and wonder about how much hot water there is and then suddenly the water isn't warm anymore. Is this the universe having a "gotcha" moment on you?
What would happen if Pinocchio said his nose was going to grow? -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
If you sweat in a sweater, does that make you the sweater? -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder