Confucius say: Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Confucius say: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Confucius say: Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers! Confucius say: Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.
Confucius say: Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs. Confucius say: Woman pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
Confucius say: He who plays with self, pulls boner. Confucius say: Man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove. Confucius say: Woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.
Confucius say: Man who lay girl on hill not on level. Confucius say: Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour puss. Confucius say: Man who marries girl with no bust have right to feel low down.
Confucius say: Woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets. Confucius say: He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts. Confucius say: Woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free lay.
Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honourable discharge. Confucius say: It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Confucius say: Crowded elevator always smell different to midget. Confucius say: Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam. Confucius say: Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!
Confucius say: Man with clear conscience have bad memory. Confucius say: Man who burns yard is said to smoke a lot of weed. Confucius say: Man who is jacking off into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
Confuscious say: Wherever you go, there you are. Confuscious say: When you're looking for something it's always in the last place you look. Because once you've found it who would keep looking?
Confucius say: Man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter. Confucius say: Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock. Confucius say: Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
Confucius say: Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants! Confucius say: Man with clear conscience have bad memory. Confucius say: Man who burns yard is said to smoke a lot of weed.
Confucius say: He who fish in other man's well often catches crabs Confucius say: State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun. Confucius say: Man who bounce woman on bedspring this spring, have offspring next spring.
Confucius say: Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk. Confucius say: Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
Confucius say: Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth. Confucius say: He who let woman on top is fucking up. Confucius say: Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets tit-bit. Confucius say: Man with hard problem usually give it to woman.
