Confucius say: Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs. Confucius say: Man who checks out woman's package, doesn't always work for UPS.
A wise man is a man who Books with Randy Ryder for his Birthday! I'm pretty sure if Confucius partied with you he would say this!
Confucius say: Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour puss. Confucius say: Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honourable discharge. Confucius say: It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Confucius say: Passionate kiss like spider's web soon lead to undoing of fly. Confucius say: Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time.
Confucius say: Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills. Confucius say: Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.
Confucius say: Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs. Confucius say: Woman pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
Confucius say: Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed. Confucius say: Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
Confucius say: Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone! Confucius say: Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it! Confucius say: Woman who wears jockstrap, have make believe ballroom.
Confucius say.....Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Confucius say...….Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
Confucius say: Squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts. Confucius say: Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
Confucius say: He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. Confucius say: Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, dosen't know if he's coming or going.
Hahaha! You are on a roll @John N Ga lol love it! This thread definitely is full of good laughs! @randyryder
Confucius say: He who fish in other man's well often catches crabs Confucius say: State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun. Confucius say: Baby conceived in back seat of car with automatic transmission, grow up to be shiftless bastard.
Confucius say: Man who shoots watch is killing time. Confucius say: Man who gives woman bacon sandwich everyday is doing a lot of porking.
Confucius say: Nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc. Confucius say: Student who study history, will find there is no future in it. Confucius say: Lady who goes down first time out, is called "Titanic".
Confucius say: Woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session. Confucius say: Prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash. Confucius say: A butler with no teeth is called an in-dentured servant.
Confucius say: Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things. Confucius say: Man who want to catch a bra, should set a boobie trap. Confucius say: Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.
Confucius say: Woman who say "I Love You" not prove it if she won't lay down. Man whose date passes out in her dinner, no get desert!
Confucius say: Sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel. Confucius say: He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.
