Confucius say: If man have no money, and/or, man have no manners, and/or, man impotent, and/or, man hurt himself during sex, man is truly, on some level, a broke dick.
Confucius say arguing with Know-it-all is like arguing with deaf and blind Mule - they won't listen, won't see your point, and it makes Jackass mad.
Confucius say: Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy. Confucius say: Girl who marry detective must kiss dick.
Confucius say; " man who go to bed with sex problem on mind, wake up with solution in hand." Confucius say........................OK if man meet girl in park better still man park meet in girl.
I know - don't you hate it how the gas-passers jump on top and won't allow one to escape? I recommend a good assbite - that'll make 'em move their fat ass and give you a chance to run away!
Confucius say: Man who put cock on stove have hot rod. Confucius say: He who stick head in oven get baked bean. Confucius say: Man who sit on hot stove will rise again.