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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Hehe!

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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Just a little bit!

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    Confucius say: Man who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.
     
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  4. Confucius say: Women not good at math because for centuries men tell them four inches is ten.
     
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    Confucius say: He who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!
     
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    CA POW!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    OUCH!

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  8. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    LOL!

    Math still confuses me!!

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  9. Randy, do you know the difference between a four inch penis and a ten inch penis?
     
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    I sure do!!!

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  11. Then you're just fine with math!
     
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  12. Although, tell me - which do you prefer,
     
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    [​IMG]:p:D[smilie=happy.gif][smilie=happy.gif][smilie=happy.gif][smilie=happy.gif][smilie=happy.gif][smilie=happy.gif]
     
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  14. Confucius say: If man have no money, and/or, man have no manners, and/or, man impotent, and/or, man hurt himself during sex, man is truly, on some level, a broke dick.
     
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    [​IMG][smilie=hot over you.gif][smilie=hot over you.gif][smilie=happy.gif]:D:D
     
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  16. Confucius say: A brown-nosed butt-hugger is not an asshole, but is the closest thing to it
     
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  17. Confucius say: Anyone who kisses ass runs risk of broken nose at turn of events.
     
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  18. Confucius say: Butt smoocher will suffocate if Asshole quit farting.
     
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  19. Confucius say arguing with Know-it-all is like arguing with deaf and blind Mule - they won't listen, won't see your point, and it makes Jackass mad.
     
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    Confucius say...……….It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
     
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    Confucius say: Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
     
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    I don’t even know what to say lol!


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  23. Confucius say, if it's always in your hand it will never get in the bush.
     
  24. Confucius say: man with wife, girlfriend, and stack of bills- all overdue - also have stress.
     
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    Confucius say: Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.

    Confucius say: Girl who marry detective must kiss dick.
     
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    Confucius say; " man who go to bed with sex problem on mind, wake up with solution in hand."

    Confucius say........................OK if man meet girl in park better still man park meet in girl.
     
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    Confucius say: He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.
     
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    Oopsie Daisy....

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  29. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Both are so great!


    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    I cant get over thing one!

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  31. I know - don't you hate it how the gas-passers jump on top and won't allow one to escape? I recommend a good assbite - that'll make 'em move their fat ass and give you a chance to run away!
     
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    Confucius say: Man who put cock on stove have hot rod.

    Confucius say: He who stick head in oven get baked bean.

    Confucius say: Man who sit on hot stove will rise again.
     
  33. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Lol!


    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
  34. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    OUCH!

    Well done steak!


    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
  35. After I got my vasectomy, I bought a little scissors tie tack and a "I shoot blanks" bumper sticker.
     

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