Confucius say: Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth. Confucius say: Man who read woman like book, prefer braille! Confucius say: He who let woman on top is fucking up. Confucius say: Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets tit-bit.
Confucius Says, "Man with athletic finger, Make broad Jump". Confucius say, "Penis has hole at end, so men can be open Minded."
Confucius say: A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.
Confucius say: Man who snatch kisses when young, kisses snatches when old. Confucius say: Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
Confucius say: Passionate kiss like spider's web soon lead to undoing of fly. Confucius say: Man who snatch kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.
Give much more weight to man who tells what he has just done, than man talking about what he is going to do.
Confucius say: Chinese couple who have white baby, name it " Sum Ting Wong" Confucius say: If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented.
Confucius say: Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. Confucius say: Sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel. Confucius say: He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot. Confucius say: Man with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'. Confucius say: Woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session
Confucius say: Man with head up ass, can't see for shit. Confucius say: Man who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed. Confucius say: He who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!
Confucius say: He who stick head in open window get pane in neck. Confucius say: Man with head up ass, can't see for shit. Confucius say: Man who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.
Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. Confucius say: Fly which rests on toilet seat gets pissed off.
Confucius say: Butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders. Confucius say: He who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat. Confucius say: Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.
Confucius say: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Confucius say: Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night! Confucius say: Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.
