Funny stuff

Don’t mess with Link! He has a sword!

 

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Next year, I plan on coming to Nevada to have my life restored.

 

I used to listen to this nonstop when I lived in SLC

 

One of my high school anthems then. I made a lot of mixed tapes and certain songs appeared on lots. This was one of those songs. Sadly, I hadn’t discovered King Diamond yet.

 

But what if a guy presses the devil’s doorbell? I’ll ding it all day!

 

Special delivery!

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LOL!! Got a load of orgasms here! LOL

 

Omg! LOL! Overnight it, please!

 

If I can find a box I could fit in. LOL

 

We were told to comb the desert, so we’re combing it.

 

And that’s why I’m not allowed at Walmart anymore.

The other joke:

That’s how the teddy bears have their orgy!

 

@Natasha Star, @DesertRose, @BrooklynMoore, @sonja, @KikiLover, @CeeMia, @DashaDare, @ChloeCakes, @AliceLittle, @Draven Star, @Jessicajohnson, and any I missed.

 

Great Plan! Next year is not that far away!

 

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Lol this is funny for me

LOVE RANCH LAS VEGAS
300 Appaloosa lane. Crystal,NV 89060
775-372-5251

 

Love this one!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Beating this game is a life achievement on its own.

 

“Yeah, and I’m going right back after I get some food! (grabs a plate with heaps of selected food) I could be in jail, you know!”

Yeah, that was me.

 

There’s a party idea for someone.

 

............. Love it!!!! ............

 

HaHa MILF'n it WOW MOM

 

I remember Judy Blume’s books, though I never read this one.

 

So cute

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From a FB friend.................................................................................

 

Not sure that’s possible in my case...unless she lives in Norway. LOL

 

This made me laugh today............................

 

That’s awesome!

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Only in Utah.

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For your smile today.........................................................

 

I fully believe he likes country, too. LOL

 

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I believe he actually said that was what the song referred to......

 

I saw the Meatloaf meme on Twitter and had to nab it. I also posted it on my Mormon Metalheads page.

 

I think we just found my Halloween costume!