Glen's Excellent Adventure: Tales of the Cul de Sac

Discussion in 'Real Life Ranch Reports' started by hikino, Sep 7, 2019.

  1. hikino
    Chat with Me

    hikino Well-Known Member

    While I made a brief entry about my trifecta of fun, I thought I should make a more in-depth accounting of my trip to the cul de sac. This will serve both as a review and log of my adventures with all three houses there.

    Again, I must thank @ChristineFowler, @cumishaamado and @ImogenSteele for their delightful company. Ladies, you all were an absolute joy to be with, and I hope you had fun as well.

    I must also thank again the ladies of Love Ranch North, Sagebrush Ranch and Kit Kat Ranch. It was a joy to meet everyone and to spread happiness when I brought the goodies. Thanks again to the support staff of the houses, for helping us out (especially Imogen who was going out on her first outdate), taking care of my payments and generally putting up with bad jokes from me (but really, I was serious about getting a discount for being Cumisha's rib sauce pack mule. Some people have no sense of humor).

    And the last thanks and shoutout to the people here on the message board and livestream. Thank you for your support in my adventure, and for your encouragement.

    Now, on to the adventure!
     
  2. hikino
    Chat with Me

    hikino Well-Known Member

    Day Zero--Travel Day, Friday 8/30

    I began my adventure with a 3:30 a.m. wakeup. Load the truck, dump the rubbish, shower and dress and on the road by 4:30. Arrived at the airport around 5 a.m. Checked through State of Hawaii Agriculture inspection (to make sure I wasn't brining up nasty critters or plants to CONUS), then check in to American Airlines for my 7:30 a.m. flight to LAX.

    I promised myself years ago that the first non work related trip I took, was going to be first class. So I did it, and man, I was glad I did. The line to check in your bags was long, and going slow since these two ladies look like they were checking in bags for the whole family (I think they needed a cargo flight instead of a passenger one). I was about to resign myself when I spotted this other line meant for first class and business; and no one was in it. Zipped over to it but someone beat me to it and they took a while (came to find out they were having trouble since the wife didn't change her name on the tickets when they got married) but it still moved faster than the other line (you have to pity the poor person helping out the family. Tons of bags, it's humid and it's 5:30 in the flippin' morning. I would've snapped). Finally checked in (less than 5 minutes) and off to TSA.

    Another thing I did, and I highly recommend it, is to apply for TSA Pre Check. I did it on Monday, and got my ID numbers that night on the website to use to update my tickets. It costs $85.00 and lasts for five years, good for domestic travel only. But like the baggage line, the normal TSA line, even at 5:30 a.m., was beginning to snake around the entry point. The Pre line was empty and I just went through in less than 5 minutes (after the metal detector, x-ray of my carry on and items in my pocket like wallet, watch, etc). No taking off shoes or belts. Then the semi long walk to my gate in the early morning humidity.

    Finally got to the gate, but more importantly, air conditioning! Took a couple of pictures of the dawn and sunrise for Christine.

    Then we boarded and the usual mad rush of people and bags and the hunt for overhead space commenced. Full flight and we pushed off about 10 minutes late. Took more pictures of the neighbor islands as we passed them (and even a nuclear sub heading back to Pearl Harbor) and sent them to Christine again. Then settled in for a 5 hour flight to LAX.

    Arrived LAX but couldn't rest. The connection to Reno was tight (about 45 minutes) and it being an American Eagle flight, it operated at a separate terminal building sitting out in the field away from the main terminals. Off to hunt for the shuttles, found them and off we went (and I was the only passenger). Got there about 5 minutes before boarding. Then off to Reno, getting there about 6 p.m. or so local time. Amazingly, the luggage followed me (I had doubts) and they announced for me to come get them. Off to the rental car then off to Carson City. Checked into the Courtyard Marriott and that's the first hint my gift giving plan was about to go awry. I asked about the lei delivery, but was told nothing came. Checked my Fed Ex updates and it showed it got to Reno. Front desk told me they get Saturday deliveries so we decided to wait until then. Then I met Benz next door at the Fandango and had a sushi dinner with him. He and I were both in the Hawaii Army National Guard together, and we caught up with each other. Then back to the hotel for a shower and rest after a long day. Tomorrow was going to be an exciting one, as I finally will get to meet everyone in person.
     
    Last edited: Sep 7, 2019
  3. hikino
    Chat with Me

    hikino Well-Known Member

    You'll note that I'll be making a lot of references to Christine and Imogen. As I stated earlier on the other thread, they are the primary and secondary reasons I went up. I've supported Imogen from the moment she appeared on the livestream, and since we're both from Hawaii, we connected quickly. We could talk about things only locals would know about (like poke) and I was there to lend a friendly ear and cheer her on. She told me why she was at the ranch, and I respected that. We both knew that we would eventually meet.

    Christine and I connected in a more roundabout way. When I found out she was going to Maui, I began to give her advice on what to expect, where to go, etc. I also told her about things like updated animal quarantine procedures (so that her dog can accompany her and not be hung up in doggy jail), the new lottery ticket system for entering Haleakala for the sunrise, things like that. When she brought up the We Vibe date in one of her threads, I began to write about an imaginary outdate where we used the We Vibe, but to hilarious effect. The more I wrote, the more she felt connected to me. And before we knew it, there we were! I knew there was no way I would visit the ranches and not spend time with her.
     
  4. cumishaamado
    Chat with Me

    cumishaamado Love Virgins, Couples & Girlfriend Experience

    Thanks again @hikino for the beautiful lei, an awesome time at the 2019 Nugget Rib Cook Off, all the goodies for the girls and I enjoyed cooking my "Homemade Lumpias" for you. You are a "Sweetheart" and I love your personality and your sense of humor. You spread the joy of happiness to all the ranches. You will be missed and we all look forward to seeing you again in the future.[smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
    IMG_4565.jpg IMG_4595.jpg IMG_9087.jpg IMG_4529.jpg IMG_4525.jpg IMG_4599.jpg
    IMG_4607.jpg
     
    Last edited: Sep 10, 2019

  5. Your such a sweetheart Glen. Coming from the islands I know you totally understand the challenges and differences of mainland life. The goodies you sent me when I first arrived to Sagebrush Ranch really lifted my spirits! And drinking a large cup of Hawaiian coffee every morning is my remedy for home sickness.
    What a pleasure it’s been to get to know you and yes, get my outdate cherry well and truly popped!

    I cant wait for our next interlude XXX

    IMG_0051.JPG


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
  6. hikino
    Chat with Me

    hikino Well-Known Member

    Day One--Lake Tahoe and Meet the Gang, Saturday 8/31, Part 1

    I woke up too early Saturday morning. I guessed it was a combination of travel and excitement. Ate breakfast at the hotel and contacted Benz. He wanted to meet for breakfast but I had already eaten, and I wanted to see Lake Tahoe. So off I went to circumnavigate the lake.

    Discovered a few things: the road in certain places on the California side of the lake is narrow, has some mean switchbacks, set on some very high, hilly country and no guard rails. Remember how the Coyote would fly off the road, after failing to navigate a turn and go splat far, far below? Yeah, it was like that. Also discovered you shouldn't try to go to the lookouts or parks during a three day holiday, as parking will be non existent. And don't park on the side of the road illegally, for which the Highway Patrol will gleefully fill up their ticket quota at your expense. But despite that, it is a big, beautiful lake and awesome country. Then I was back in Carson City for lunch and to pick up a nice polo shirt for my dinner with Christine on Sunday.

    Back at the hotel, still no delivery. Checked the status again and it was still stuck at the main Reno sorting point.

    I brought up with me in my luggage food goodies to give to the ladies when I met them. Majority of it was toffee covered mac nuts and caramel covered mac nut popcorn. For Juniper Jones, I brought up a big bag of light roasted mac nuts due to her chocolate allergy. For Abby Avery, I also brought up a big bag of Kona blended coffee, per an earlier conversation with her. The other half of my gifts was going to be leis. The plan was to have the leis delivered to the hotel the same day I checked in, store them in the refrigerator and then give it with the food goodies. So Imogen, Abby, Cumisha, Juniper, Kiteh Kawasaki, Sophia Sun, Sandi Benks and Madame Suzette were to receive leis. I had a special lei for Christine, called a Christina (named after the creator's daughter) for her to wear on our dinner date. It would've complimented her perfectly and all eyes would've been on her. Thanks, Fed Ex Reno.

    I planned on going to the cul de sac to visit all three houses to pay my respects, meet everyone, pay for two outdates (Christine and Cumisha. Imogen had informed me earlier that she wasn't going to be there during the weekend and will return around 4:00 p.m. Monday afternoon), and work out final details. Cumisha also told me she had lumpias stashed for me, so lumpia dinner! I intended to swing up to Bunny Ranch after that to see the place, deliver the goodies to Kiteh and say hi to her. I knew she would be there for the BR livestream. By then, everyone knew I was on the ground in Carson City and heading their way. Christine texted me and asked when I would show up, and suggested I should come around 5, to which I agreed. So Love Ranch was the first stop.

    Buzzed twice, and as I was walking in, Lin Han was walking out for an outdate. She was dressed in a full length red dress, and literally, she was absolutely breathtaking. And this is coming from a guy who lives on an island full of breathtaking Asian women.

    Christine met me in the parlor, and the look of joy and happiness on her face made the long trip worth it. We hugged, and I got around to the goodies and dispersing instructions. I also had to relay the bad news about the leis. But she was besides herself with the goodies as she went back to drop everything off. She came back and we did a quick tour and then back to her room to work out the details for dinner. We both felt it was going to morph from outdate to overnighter so we planned on that, and with that off to the cashier for payment. Then we talked for a bit near the bar when Juniper came out and gave me a thank you card! It was for the goodies, and for the support I've given to her and the others. I asked if she enjoyed the story I wrote about her, and she nodded appreciatively. At that time, one of the staff members was heading out to BR, so I quickly got Kiteh's goodies and told her to give it to her, and I'll catch up with her. Christine, Juniper and I spoke a little bit more, then I excused myself to finish up deliveries to Sagebrush and Kit Kat. After long last, Christine and I finally meet in person, and we both looked forward to a wonderful Sunday night together. To finally feel her warm body pressed on mine, and to see her joy radiate with her smile, it was exhilarating.

    So, still feeling those effects, I went over to Sagebrush to see Abby and make the delivery of goodies for her and Imogen. I also needed to pass along to her instructions on how to store and care for the lei if they showed up before Imogen came back.

    Abby, in person, is as every bit as stunning as her pictures make out, and she is so sweet. And when she saw what I brought for her and Imogen, telling her I didn't forget about her or the items she wanted, her face broke into such gleaming jubilation that for these moments alone, it made my trip worth it. I gave her the bad news about the leis, and a fast tutorial about lei care just in case. We both talked briefly, mainly about what outdate options I had for taking Imogen out. We both agreed that Virginia City would be our best option, and I told Abby that Imogen wanted to hang her bra there. I was then given an assignment by the former teacher; when we get to that bar, I was to find Abby's bra. Abby said, granted, her bra might be big but it's not easy to find. With that challenge to ponder, I went to Kit Kat.
     
  7. cumishaamado
    Chat with Me

    cumishaamado Love Virgins, Couples & Girlfriend Experience

    Thanks again @hikino for a wonderful Out Date to the 2019 Rib Cook Off and for the beautiful lei!!! You are a "Sweetheart"!!![smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

    IMG_4529.jpg IMG_4544.jpg IMG_4599.jpg IMG_4607.jpg IMG_4525.jpg IMG_4565.jpg
     
  8. Love your pics Cumishaamado and Glen! Xo


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
    aztecwarrior2881 likes this.
  9. hikino
    Chat with Me

    hikino Well-Known Member

    Thank you Imogen. Everytime I see these pictures, I keep hearing @KathrynWolfe saying we make such a cute couple....:D

    And congratulations on moving to a bigger room at Sagebrush! Glad I managed to see room #16 before this happened. You're moving up in the world, young lady.
     
  10. Built tough
    Chat with Me

    Built tough Well-Known Member

    Great review and sounds like it was a great weekend!
     
    aztecwarrior2881 likes this.
  11. hikino
    Chat with Me

    hikino Well-Known Member

    Oh, it was! When you step back and look at it, I basically sampled what the cul de sac has to offer. From the young courtesan, to the experienced and mature former adult performer, to the Kute Kiwi. I enjoyed it, and so did the ladies. I simply cannot thank them enough.
     
  12. Built tough
    Chat with Me

    Built tough Well-Known Member

    Love that @AbbyAvery gave you an “assignment”! Such a sexy lady. Also equally as excited and jealous for the time with Imogen! She is an incredible woman!
     
    aztecwarrior2881 likes this.
  13. hikino
    Chat with Me

    hikino Well-Known Member

    You know teachers (even former ones like Abby and Imogen)...gotta give out homework!

    I absolutely agree with you on Imogen. She is vibrant, playful, beautiful in every way, and natural. We were both glad that fate decreed that we should break her outdate curse together, and in a way, it seemed so appropriate. Furthermore, she was so happy to see a face from Hawaii, and so overjoyed and relieved to finally satisfy her poke cravings.
     
    Built tough likes this.
  14. Built tough
    Chat with Me

    Built tough Well-Known Member

    Pretty cool experience. I need to branch out and get to know the different ranches. My heart will always be at sagebrush. Between incredible girls like @EllieMoore, @AbbyAvery, @ImogenSteele❤️❤️❤️, @Delilah Rae @RoxyGold @MarliMichaels and the girl that has recently blown my mind @ChloeCakes! Seriously though I would party with all of them if I could! Aaron is the absolute best bartender, his mixes and personality make it a lot of fun.

    Anyhow, loved how you did this by going to each of the ranches giving out gifts specific to your area and doing an outdate/dinner with the ladies. Excellently done! Curious to hear how long you were gone each day and how did you do driving, just used your rental car? I really was looking forward to doing an outdate and overnight with some of the ladies and things fell threw. So very curious to get your knowledge and wisdom.
     
    MarliMichaels likes this.
  15. KathrynWolfe
    Chat with Me

    KathrynWolfe Well-Known Member

    Built tough likes this.
  16. hikino
    Chat with Me

    hikino Well-Known Member

    Originally, this all started with just going to Love Ranch to see one particular lady, @HelenaPrice. Then I got to know Imogen and so it grew into Love Ranch and Sagebrush.

    I was also starting a new job, so my original plan of flying in for a week to see both Helena and Imogen while they were both there on tour in mid September got scrapped, so I decided to make a quick and dirty trip in and out during the Labor Day weekend. Sadly, this meant I would miss Helena since her tour would occur a couple of weeks after. But in the meantime, as I mentioned previously, Christine and I grew connected, so it was back to seeing two ladies. I figured for a quick trip, that would sufficient.

    Sadly, the job didn't work out, so I now could extend my trip to a few more days. I kept most of the initial travel arrangements heading up, since most of it was locked in and I had some trouble changing the back half coming home (I was using two different airlines heading there and back). I also communicated with both ladies, and Imogen told me she would be gone during the weekend period and would return Monday afternoon, so we planned on Tuesday for her. With Christine, I went for Sunday since that tends to be a slow day at the ranches. In the meantime, Cumisha offered an outdate special for the rib festival, pay for 3 and get 3 free, with her driving and paying all expenses. I was under the impression that I would just miss the rib festival, so I couldn't pass this up. And thus, I ended up, not quite by design, with the trifecta of fun with Christine on Sunday, Cumisha on Monday and finishing up with Imogen on Tuesday. I also made a quick stop at the ranches Wednesday morning to say good bye (and Christine wanted to cook me breakfast) before I left for Reno to fly home. That's when I also saw Cumisha moving house to Love Ranch so I said good bye to her there (hey, it saved me a trip!).

    I did a vacations package with American Airlines, which included the flights, hotel and rental car. I shifted the flight up from the redeye to an early morning one, so that way I didn't waste a half night/day in travel, and I could end up in a bed at the end of the day instead of trying to sleep on the plane. Coming home I could now push the flight back to the afternoon, so I could sleep in and I got home about 8:30 p.m. HST, so I could end up sleeping in my own bed. Long travel day both ways, though. Hotel was the Marriott, which worked out well since I couldn't get Gold Dust, my original choice, due to the holiday. I upgraded the rental from a compact car to an SUV (I went with a Nissan Rouge, since I own a Frontier, so I knew how to program everything and knew what all the buttons did. I also wanted to test drive it to see if it was worth buying in the future). I also studied Google Maps with Street View to get myself familiar with the area. That helped enormously. For the rib festival, Cumisha did the driving in her SUV but she programed her onboard GPS with information we got off the festival's website. It also helped that she went the year previously, so she knew where to park, the festival layout and how to cross from the parking lot to the casino then to the festival safely, and most of all, in the air conditioning (it was a clear, hot day).
     
    Built tough likes this.
  17. Built tough
    Chat with Me

    Built tough Well-Known Member

    What a deal on the pay for three, get three! Cumisha has incredible deals! That sounds like a great weekend! Great idea with Sunday through Tuesday as well with the slower schedule. I have been there on weekends..it really wasn’t more busy in my opinion, but def less lineups occur in the week it feels like. Thanks again for the info! Again super jealous and well done sir!
     
  18. hikino
    Chat with Me

    hikino Well-Known Member

    For me, the outdates were a natural outgrowth and conclusion from all the communication I had with the ladies. Especially Christine and Imogen, and while I set up everything pretty quickly with Cumisha, I found her to be very accommodating and charming. In her case, I told her I was interested in doing the outdate, but only if she was already at the ranch for the holiday weekend. She normally has Sunday and Monday off, and I remember from the livestream just prior to me flying out, she mentioned she lived 2 1/2 hours away. So I didn't want her to come in just for me, and we all know how precious days off are, especially ones on a holiday. But she said she was going to be there anyway, so we quickly set things up and I did a deposit to lock in Monday. With Christine, we discussed it both in person up there and over the web. I chose Sunday since it was a slow time and it would give us flexibility. It also would allow me to start the trifecta off right. I paid for an outdate, and we told the cashier we wanted an option to go overnight if desired. They were very accommodating on that (and as we both knew, it did end up being an overnighter). With Imogen, when I found out the outdate curse still wasn't broken prior to flying up, I told her that our time together will be the curse breaker. I arranged for an outdate, but sadly I couldn't do an overnighter with her (we both wanted to, but my BOA card was beginning to melt by then).

    For Imogen and Cumisha, it was about 6 hours each, give or take. Cumisha and I discussed our plans while I was paying and we wisely decided to get the party portion out of the way first. Imogen, this being her first outdate, was more concerned about the time limits so that scrapped our original plans for Reno (we'd lose too much time in travel) and decided to aim either for Virginia City or Carson City, followed by my room. When I found out: a) there was a poke place near the Marriott and b) she was going crazy for it, that sealed it. Carson City it was.

    So, I would say, communicate and plan with the ladies. Be flexible to change plans. If need be, deposit to lock things in. But above all else, you and the lady should have a very good feel and vibe for each other, because without this, your plans may not come to life and you (and her) definitely won't have fun.
     
  19. hikino
    Chat with Me

    hikino Well-Known Member

    As for the gifts, yes, I will press the unfair advantage I have being here in Hawaii. I know, from experience, what kind of goodies will be universally accepted. And leis are both exotic, erotic, pretty and intoxicating to the ladies. All's fair in love and war.

    But in general, I will say tailor your gifts to the ladies and be mindful of allergies, etc. I brought a bag of roasted mac nuts for Juniper since she's allergic to chocolate. If your state or home area is famous for something, like candies, etc,, find out if the ladies will like it, and if they do, bring it. Part of what I did with the gifts is in Hawaii, due to the Japanese influence, you're taught never to go empty handed (it also means you bring back something as well). And you also want to try to bring something unique to you so the ladies will always remember you (in a good way).
     
    Built tough likes this.
  20. Built tough
    Chat with Me

    Built tough Well-Known Member

    Did you just have the card on file so you didn’t have to worry about coming back to pay for the overnight or was it a happy happenstance?
     
  21. hikino
    Chat with Me

    hikino Well-Known Member

    I did some research prior and that's how I found out about the slow period. The Sunday through Tuesday thing just fell into place based on what I was doing, the girl's schedule and my itinerary. Also, now that I think about it, if I did it later in the week, then I'd be butting up against livestream, karaoke, parties, etc.
     
    Built tough likes this.
  22. hikino
    Chat with Me

    hikino Well-Known Member

    They had a copy of the card but we still called it in. We also had to do a couple of other things on our end but overall it went pretty fast.
     
    KathrynWolfe likes this.
  23. hikino
    Chat with Me

    hikino Well-Known Member

    Awww shucks!

    I'm slapping together a goodie box for Mary Lyn. Do you want anything, like those toffee covered mac nuts and caramel covered mac nut popcorn I brought over? Also, I understand Charlie is under the weather?
     
    KathrynWolfe likes this.
  24. cumishaamado
    Chat with Me

    cumishaamado Love Virgins, Couples & Girlfriend Experience

    Awe - thanks for your kind words and compliments!!! You are amazing!!![smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
    KathrynWolfe and Built tough like this.
  25. cumishaamado
    Chat with Me

    cumishaamado Love Virgins, Couples & Girlfriend Experience

    Thanks @hikino for mentioning me in your post and thanks again for an awesome Out Date to the 2019 BBQ Rib Cook Off, all the wonderful goodies for the girls and the beautiful lei!!! You are a "Sweetheart"!!![smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
    KathrynWolfe likes this.
  26. cumishaamado
    Chat with Me

    cumishaamado Love Virgins, Couples & Girlfriend Experience

    Thanks @hikino for mentioning me in your post!!! You are a "Sweetheart"!!![smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
    KathrynWolfe likes this.
  27. cumishaamado
    Chat with Me

    cumishaamado Love Virgins, Couples & Girlfriend Experience

    Awe - thanks @ImogenSteele for your kind words and compliments!!! You are amazing!!![smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
    ImogenSteele likes this.
  28. cumishaamado
    Chat with Me

    cumishaamado Love Virgins, Couples & Girlfriend Experience

    Thanks @KathrynWolfe for liking my post!!! You are awesome!!![smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
    KathrynWolfe likes this.
  29. cumishaamado
    Chat with Me

    cumishaamado Love Virgins, Couples & Girlfriend Experience

    aztecwarrior2881 likes this.
  30. cumishaamado
    Chat with Me

    cumishaamado Love Virgins, Couples & Girlfriend Experience

    Thanks @Built tough for liking my post!!! You are a "Sweetheart"!!![smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  31. KathrynWolfe
    Chat with Me

    KathrynWolfe Well-Known Member

    You are soooo sweet! I LOVE just good ol plain Macadamia nuts
    Can’t thank u enough for being so generous!


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
  32. KathrynWolfe
    Chat with Me

    KathrynWolfe Well-Known Member

    So sweet!


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
  33. KathrynWolfe
    Chat with Me

    KathrynWolfe Well-Known Member

    Your so welcome... We miss u!



    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
  34. cumishaamado
    Chat with Me

    cumishaamado Love Virgins, Couples & Girlfriend Experience

    Awe - thanks @KathrynWolfe for your kind words!!! You are awesome!!![smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
    KathrynWolfe likes this.
  35. KathrynWolfe
    Chat with Me

    KathrynWolfe Well-Known Member

    Right back at ya!


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     

Share This Page