Random Thoughts With Roxy

One of the sexiest phrases in the English language is "unzip me."

 

When i was little, I thought adulthood would have more ice cream for dinner and quicksand would be more of a threat.

 

South Park has taught me many important life lessons. For example, "dildo" is a valid insult.

 

Have you ever watched Metalocaypse? Skwisgaar, the blonde Swedish dude, says “That is dildos” when insulting Toki’s guitar playing.

 

This is such a funny show!
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I cried when it got cancelled.

 

I miss the Hannah Barbara Olympics cartoons with all the characters. Thank god for Youtube.

 

I just streamed Double Dragon 1 & 2 on a Facebook group, and I had a lot of jokes about the 80s and the games.

“Only in the 80s would a hardened thug come after you wearing teal.”

“This game was made in the decade of cocaine and bubble gum pop.”

“S&M zombies bursting through a wall? I’d buy that for a dollar!”

(After beating Double Dragon II) “That’s twice I’ve whacked Willy!”

Also, an anecdote about walking into a hole, losing a life, and if anyone you went to school with saw it, it was the talk of the school yard. You’d never hear the end of it.

 

Am I the only one who is fascinated with apocalyptic or disaster documentariels? I keep thinking all the years of Hazmat/tactical/survivalist training will do some good.
LOL

 

I think BunnyRanch should change its name to "KittyRanch" and allow pets right meow.

 

SAME! Although I miss a lot of my favorite old cartoons in general. Bonus if they were on a VHS tape with old commercials

 

Speaking of, this probably belongs in Funny Memes, but in keeping with the spirit of Roxy's thread....

 

Well, a lot of great artists were insane after all...

 

XD This thread...

Thanks, Roxy. That was informative. lol

 

In the olden day’s, rich people paid poor people to entertain them. Now poor people pay rich people to entertain us.

 

Random Thoughts ABOUT Roxy.
When I'm around Roxy I always feel like a Pirate because I love to get that Booty!!!

 

Haha and a random thought about Bigfoot is that yes, I HAVE seen you!

 

Would eating ribs of game animals like moose and elk be like the giant rib in the Flintstones?

 

Scooby Doo has taught me that villains are not strangers, but in fact people we know and trust. Has also taught me that full size vans are the best vehicle if you have lots of friends

 

Do you ever think Gordon Ramsay just says, “eh, f*** it” and microwaves a hot dog?

 

Matt Foley taught me that a full size van is the best vehicle to live in, down by the river!

 

Matt Foley was a very wise man, so insightful.

 

why do women get mad when somebody asks thier age cause its rude but they want to know guys age so they can decide if he is too old or young for them?

 

My faith in American youth was restored when a kid gave his sibling two slugs in the arm after spotting my car with out of state plates

 

What exactly would happen to us if all hair removal product companies (razors, wax, creams, etc) went on strike?

 

explain how me spending 2 dollars on a lotto ticket is a waste of money while you hold a 7 dollar cup of coffee?

 

since halloween is the one night were spirits can roam the earth realm freely does that mean that California psychics get the day off of work?

 

I think remakes of Logan’s Run and Soylent Green made today would be amazing.

 

If everyone on the planet opened their refrigerator at the same time, would that stop global warming?

 

Probably not. But if everyone in China waited until daytime to climb up on a chair and then jumped off at the same time, would their combined kinetic energy push the Earth away from the Sun enough to reduce the heat received, thereby reducing global warming?

(The answer, for at least three reasons, rhymes with "D'oh!")

 

I was actually kind of disappointed during a round of thrift shopping in upscale Los Angeles the last time I was there. Although, with my vape, no one was hounding me for cigarettes which had never happened in my life. Oh the times, they are a’changing

 

Special effect wise, yes, especially with Logan's Run. Though I think they would overdo the CGI.

But with today's Hollywood, they would screw both of them up. Especially Soylent Green. In some ways, that film was ahead of it's time. And when you view it now, and see them mentioning global warming, greenhouse effect, etc and know that the movie was in the early '70s, it's like wow!

 

We end up looking like Europeans?

 

What I've been wondering lately is if there is an "optimal" level of THC.

I would think there is a max level of THC that your lungs can absorb in a certain amount of time, which would explain why edibles hit harder (higher absorption potential).

Anyone know or willing to commission me to do a study?

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So I was just watching a video about a "Haunted House" that they will pay you like $30,000 if you all the way through to the end

Really? You want to bet your haunted house actors against my crazy?

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