Random Thoughts With Roxy

“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.”

“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result.”

WHICH ONE IS IT?!?!?!?

 

the first one is like this. dont succeed try again but what they leave out is the try again......but a different way. So they are 2 different things. i dont know why they cut out the rest of the saying. maybe budget cutbacks on ink and time to type it out.

 

no you are not stupid cause you dont know how to do something and you ask for help. What is stupid is when you dont know how to do something and wont ask for help and fight with it until you get mad and break new thing you just got to replace old thing. that is stupid.

 

Just remember you are a simple misspelling from Harry Potter to Hairy Pooter.

 

Hairy Pooter and the Chamber of Secretions

 

Is anyone working on developing/promoting the idea of emojis as an international language?

Were Egyptian hieroglyphs just emojis?



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Why do people keep texting me purple cucumbers?

 

Why, whatever do you mean, Miz Rox? (waitaminit, that's an eggplant)

 

If no one comes from the future to stop me doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

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If nuns are the brides of Christ...would that mean Jesus is a polygamist?

 

Words to live by, indeed.
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I know, right? If I have learned anything from movies, it's that the future gives a damn about my bad decisions

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Prostitution. There is a stigma attached to that word, which for the past couple of years has at least been discussed in public. Some people have preconceived ideas of the negative views of prostitution, even the legal prostitution in Nevada brothels. You might be able to talk to some of those people that are open to discussion, and if not convince them, at least show them that maybe "all" that they had thought was not currently true.

The reason for my post is that I recently, this past week, changed my thoughts on the homeless when I read a newspaper article that mentioned the working homeless. For years I had thought of the homeless as being addicted to drugs or alcohol, having no job skills, mentally unstable, physically handicapped, criminals with loose morals, a burden on society and other negative things. It's true, there are some homeless, maybe many, that fall into that negative category, but not all. There are some homeless that have jobs, don't need to get job training but just need an affordable place to live. Living in a tent, car, box, or under a bridge or overpass might keep you dry with something over your head, but I wouldn't call that a home.

 

So I'm sitting here smoking and watching YouTube when the lights on either side of me go out. At the same time. On different outlets. So maybe a circuit breaker, right? I check those...not easy to do when I've been smoking, but shit has to be checked, right?

As I come back through the door, ONE of the lights turns on. What the actual hell?

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Sounds like the ghost chickened out

 

Yeah, about all I could think of to do was say "Thank you" and spark another bowl.

 

I just realized that thanks to PTSD no non medical person has been within 6 feet of me for more than a year.

Let's see you beat that shit, corona virus! By the Power of Amazon Prime, I shall Turkey slap your virus ass!

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Right? As long as I don't run into a Terminator or my younger self, why should I be as paranoid as Sarah Connor was in T2?

 

See, now your younger self wouldn't be just time travel, but cross dimensional time travel, assuming standard time progression between dimensions, that's some difficult shit to deal with.

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... you know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.


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Why is full blast the only blast setting? You never hear anyone say “Hey turn it on 1/2 blast.”


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Did you know what boobytrap spelled backwards is?
Partyboob

*mind blown*


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Simply adding the phrase “and shit” at the and of a sentence can make anything sound thug, for example

I was playing with my bubbles and shit.


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Your supposed to try 3 times then after that its insanity lol

 

Ahhhh...

Third time’s a charm or three strikes you’re out!

You’re just as logical as you are beautiful!

 

i figured out why tp is in such high demand. most the pictures are of guys buying it who plan on being isolated for 2 weeks with nothing to do.

 

The label on the Lysol can said to spray in on things I touch the most...I think this is going to burn

 

Does that apply to getting married too?

 

I’m sure it does. My mom has been married six times. That’s beyond, I think.

 

As a lifelong fan of Steven King (The Stand) and George Romero, I think my time has finally come.

The reason for the mad rush on tp, Purell and bottled water is easily understood. You stack all the cases of water to construct your sorta kinda "bullet proof" bunker. Once you are in your bunker, cover your entire body in a 1/2 inch thick layer of Purell (you may substitute a 1 inch that layer of antibacterial soap). Wrap your entire body in the to. Nice thick layer to meld with the Purell.

You now have zombie proof armor, since all zombies (Rage and Romero) are basically large mobile infections that will instantly turn into Zomgoo when they touch your purell and tp vorpal armor of doom.

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I’d say that kinda explains my mom’s six marriages.

 

MooMoo Beaufae would be the best and worst porn star name ever at the same time.

It would always be the best drag name.

I think with that thought, I have mastered social distancing

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Opera should be banned from television. It must be obscene, or they wouldn't have to sing it in a foreign language. And we can't let children think it's okay to dress like Vikings and go around hollering.

Dear Senator,
I demand a constitutional amendment banning the obscene and anti-American lyrics in Opera.​

 

My eyesight is betraying me. I thought, at first, that said “Oprah should be banned from television.”

 

why are liquor store considered an essential business and left open but sex shops are not during stay indoor quarantine time?