Tell your best dad joke can be clean , dirty or whatever just something… I’ll go first. what has 5 toes and isn’t your foot ? my foot
While holding his child on his head "Look! I've got a SONbrero" Or grabbing me by the tops of my shoulders and saying "I've got you ... Trapped"
What’s black and white & red all over? A penguin in a blender! Thank you glen aka the dude for this joke i love it!
How do you make 30 cents with 2 coins when one of the coins isn't a nickel? A quarter and a nickel (the other coin is a nickel)
I hate to toot my own horn, but I'm a pretty funny guy. I can't really prove it, because my style of humor translates poorly to written format. I'm really good at deadpan, and absurdist humor. I tend to speak in a monotone where people don't expect a joke, so it catches them off guard. That's why I dislike "dad jokes". Because they feel like a mockery of the art of humor. It's like you know that the joke is bad, but you tell it anyway, because you can't tell a good joke. Maybe that sounds snobby. But here's one from a Stephen King novel, in which "dad jokes" (although they were not called that) are used to defeat a sentient homicidal train car. Two morons, one 3 feet tall and one 6 feet tall, are hanging from a steel beam thousands of feet off the ground. Which one hangs on longer? Answer: The 3 foot tall guy, because he's a little moron.
