Randy since you are known and loved for your Bootylicious Booty among other things and reasons, I was wondering if you knew Butt Con was this weekend! The Comic Con for us Booty lovers! If you would have went I think you would have stolen the show!
I didn't either till I saw this picture I think they would have gone crazy if you went! When people Party with you they can get their own private Booty Con!
The little piece of plastic at the end of your shoelace is called an aglet The North Pole has no time since all the time zones converge there Maine is the only US state with one syllable. Only four states have a capital city that starts with the same letter as the state - Delaware, Oklahoma, Indiana, and Hawaii
Because of the 3 day weekend I'm catching up on movies and I saw this movie with Mathew Mcconaughey called The Lincoln Lawyer it's really good. He plays a Lawyer who uses his Lincoln Continental as his office. Now I know why Mathew Mcconaughey does those really cool Lincoln car commercials! Maybe my first movie will be The Lamborghini Lawyer!lol
No, no they weren't I don't believe that one, that seems like it could go very VERY bad very VERY fast
Well I like Mathew Mcconaughey and Lincolns if I'm taking a certain Brunette on an outdate, and I will own a Lamborghini soon! But I think you were talking about Butt Con in which you know I'm Huge Fan Of your most Famous Asset!
Well how about we get a few ladies on a future trip and have our own Butt Con party! Until then I will make sure next trip I show your Bootylicious Asset Extra Special Attention!
Are you sure, because I found it online and the internet never lies...... -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
All of the Earth's continents are wider at the north than in the south - and nobody knows why. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Over 50% of lottery players go back to work after winning the jackpot. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
The first household refrigerators cost about $16,000, in today's money! -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
The first household refrigerators cost about $16,000, in today's money! -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history to not have a full moon. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Each year, more than 50,000 people are injured by jewelry in the U.S. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Every day, the average person swallows about a quart of mucous. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Maggots will only eat flesh if it is dead. For this reason, they are often used to remove the burnt skin from severe burn patients. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
I'm working on it Roxy just don't know which ladies will join me and Randy or when I should a Butt Con Birthday would be wild!
I admire you, because that means you have achived the impossible, you have given up Bacon, Bacon is the reason I could never be a vegetarian, Bacon is life
No I'm not sure but I'm also fairly certain that their isn't, and has never been a woman alive hardcore enough to have anybody go. "Alrigjht listen we need to to take a chainsaw to your vagina." and then you have the woman go "alright cool." You could be the hardcore woman in the history of the world, with no limits a chainsaw in the pussy is a no.
