:::Useless Knowledge With Randy Ryder:::

Yes! Here we go!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Hmmm a Butt Con Birthday but we will call Call it Booty Con!
Oh wow how about we have a Video Game Party
Call Of Booty!

 

The nerve of Virginia, taking West Virginia’s credit!

I really like this thread a lot Randy! Keep up
The good work!

 

Pawtucket Brewery is where Peter works on the Family Guy but guess what famous toy company is in Pawtucket Rhode Island?
Hasbro
Maker of GI Joe and Star Wars basically every toy and cartoon made fun of on the show Family Guy.

 

I'm so glad!!!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I wonder the samething too!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Oink Oink hehe!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE!!!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

The average car produces a pound of pollution every 25 miles!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

The MGM Grand Hotel of Las Vegas washes 15,000 pillowcases per day!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

People in parts of Western China put salt in their tea instead of sugar.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Pancakes are commonly served for breakfast, lunch, and dinner in Australia.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Austria was the first country to use postcards.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

In Tibet it is considered good manners to stick out your tongue at someone.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

In Florida, Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Eddie Cochran's last recording before he died was Three Steps to Heaven!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Of all the words in the English language, the word set has the most definitions!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

There is nothing like a Randy Shake but 3 Randy Shakes is Even BETTER!
That is some Useful Knowledge!

 

Milk is heavier than cream.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

You can tape a small mirror onto a cone speaker, play music and shine a laser on to the mirror and the reflection will look like a laser light show on your wall.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

There are more bacteria in your mouth than there are people in the world.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Now I'm hearing KC and the Sunshine Band in my head going, "Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake. Shake your booty."

 

Ditto!! Thats what I as singing in my head too!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Oh damn!

But now I'm wondering, is this a case of great minds think alike, or we both listened to too much disco music?

 

I’m going to go with great minds think alike!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Yeah, that's the ticket!

It's either that or admit we listened to disco music....and I'm sure not going to admit to that.

 

Haha! Hey some disco is good and can’t be ignored!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Did you know that your vagina can expand up to 3 times it's normal size, ao if you have say a 7 inch vagina it can expand to almost 2 feet.

This means the answer to the question will it fir? Is yes it will, pretty much anything will fit.

That doesn't mean you should put everything you can think of up there, as we established eariler chainsaws are a bad idea

But if you are bound and determined to find a way you can achieve it because almost ANYTHING. will fit

 

Yep even KISS had a Disco song!
I WAS MADE FOR LOVING YOU!

 

Ouch!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryde

 

In 21 U.S. states, WALMART is the single largest employer.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryde

 

You have no sense of smell when you're sleeping!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryde